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As Soon as I just saw that the moi moi was not the one I was expecting to see, wanted to just pass by but I started considering taking a loan from the bank!



Dear mummy all the time you've been cooking moi moi for me why you no do ham like this

When you say more than 20 gig I be think say na better thin you wan Talk

BrainnewsNg:
Hmmmmmmm

Man know thy self

Lalasticlala come ooooooooo

I tire oh! I no see am again

lalasticlala I know u are like Mtn! Every where I go.. It's come yere

12. When your food falls on the floor:

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian when your biscuit drop on the ground and they tell you to leave it for the devil pic.twitter.com/aPzConzpBu

— Royalty (@Dhammyjo_krane) July 27, 2016

11. The real Nigerian secondary school experience:

#whatitmeanstobenigerian everyday after school pic.twitter.com/DCfW5vLT79

— The Boy (@OVONiyi) October 1, 2015

10. When your parents betray you:

#whatitmeanstobenigerian telling your parents to buy Nike's for you and they end up buying Nixe and say its the same pic.twitter.com/mL1Jm3T7Sl

— I was high so I (@martin_chillout) July 10, 2016

9. When you dish too much food:

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian
"You are not wasting the food you poured, YOU MUST EAT IT!!" pic.twitter.com/3KTVSAmtHd

— Oladipupo (@ThatNaijaGamer) July 23, 2016

8. When you want to go and visit your friend.

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian
Me: I'm going to my friend's house
Mum: Why can't your friends come here? pic.twitter.com/NkSshZOczl

— S∆V∆GE (@TheDejiBalogun) July 28, 2016

7. Nigerian mothers and asking this question:

Nigerian mothers and "is that how u will be behaving in ur husband's house" #WhatItMeansToBeNigerian pic.twitter.com/dxJkQt11Ck

— CLAiRE (@johloffwarrior) July 28, 2016

6. When you watch your mother price like a boss:

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian your mum negotiate something from 1000 to 200 to the point you start to pity the seller pic.twitter.com/zzui4gTiAh

— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@DONHALOGEN) July 28, 2016

5. When you tell your parents about your dream:

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian when you tell your mum you saw cat in your dream pic.twitter.com/RKHtoPMyFz

— Tomisin (@TOMIISKING_) July 28, 2016

4. When all our parents agreed to tell the exact same lie:

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian Every ones parents was top of their classes pic.twitter.com/J1enzWSdC9

— AJEBO HUSTLER (@Skiwo) July 28, 2016

3. When you come together to defend your jollof:

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian
Putting all our differences aside to defend our jollof against other countries pic.twitter.com/megDfRNHnj

— SAVED (@_VoUdOU_) July 28, 2016

2. The Nigerian disciplinary starter pack:

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian

The Whooping/Disciplinary starter pack pic.twitter.com/kXkkQZI4N5

— Dérin F (@_lifeofOJ) July 28, 2016

1. When you get scared that NEPA is actually doing their work.

#WhatItMeansToBeNigerian
when you've had light for days and you are scared pic.twitter.com/1zw1Fkv7UL

— bob (@razaqiii) July 28, 2016

SylarsMcQuins:
Lol. U can do better.

I'm not moved

oh didnt even know u a actually truck .but why won't u move na!! Or your tyre Don burst?? Now I know y u can't see your life

SylarsMcQuins:
OP u see ur life.

RUBBISH!!!!

yes! I know u can't see yours

NLjona:
lmao.
chai you wil not kee me yahh..



Conductor dropping dey abeg...



I say dropping dey!!!!

lol which one be conductor dropping again

adeboyewareez:
Why do I really need to read messages incognito? Well, it's still helpful, I might need it someday.

my point

#sigh phew!! I yaf try !!!! My teeth don already de pain me wet I take type lalasticlala don't let this work be in vain

13. “Grounded”


Which kind of oyinbo nonsense is that one, abeg? Go an bring that cane from their room now now jare.

12. “Whispering”


Why should they be whispering? If they don’t shout on the phone and at the person standing right beside them, how will people now hear what they are saying?

11. “Sleepover”


You want to go and sleep inside another person’s house? You don’t have house? You don’t have bed? Infact, you don’t have sense.

10. “Sick”


You’re not sick, you are well in Jesus’ name. Now stand up from that hospital bed, wear your uniform and be going to school.

9. “Adult”


You think you are now an adult because you have turned 18 abi 21? Ehn go and report to the police that your parents don’t know what adult means. You will still chop all these slaps and punishments.

8. “Thank you”


Wait, you want your parents to thank you for doing something? See this comedian. The only time you might mistakenly hear those words is if you tell them “I love you.”

7. “Sorry”


Shebi people only say sorry when they are wrong? Well, there you have it, your parents can never be wrong. So why should they even know that word?

6. “Please”


Why are the people that gave birth to you telling you “please” biko? So they should beg you to bring the remote that is right beside them? You are not a serious somebody.

5. “Rest”


Rest ke? Are you God? Even God created the whole world before he rested? What have you done in your small life that you are resting? You can rest when you have died, abeg.

4. “Sex”


Sex doesn’t exist. Simpu. The end. Full stop. Bye.

3. “Dating”


Which one is dating? Better face your book, graduate, then you can ‘date’ your spouse after both of you have married finish