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2. “Privacy”


You want them to give you privacy in their own house? You want them to knock before they enter your bedroom? You’re a joker. You will get privacy when you move out and marry.

1. “Allowance”


Which one is allowance? Are they not ‘allowing’ you live in their house for free? My friend, will you leave this place

15.When you calculate how much you’ve spent on the wedding.
HAY GOD!

14. When it’s all over.
Peace at last!

13. When people start shouting your name to catch the bouquet. Did I beg you people?

12. When people start trying to hook you up with one of the groomsmen by force. If you don’t gerraria for real!

11. When the photographer starts calling useless poses for the wedding party. Dab ko, dab ni.

10. When the group oversabi starts talking another thing again.
When will this one shut up for goodness sakes?

9. When you see the aso ebi prices. Is the aso ebi made of heavenly material?

8. When you’re in more than one bridesmaid group chat at the same time. All of you should shut up!

7. When you get more useless notifications from the wedding group chat. If I leave the group chat now it will be like I’m rude.

6. When you need to drop money for bridal shower, hen night and pre-wedding brunch.
How many wedding will you wed ma?

5. When they call one funny hairstyle that will make your head look like egg. “It’s a no from me!”

4.When they start calling funky colours you’ve never heard before.
You say glossy meringue abi? Very what? Very good!

When the maid of honour starts doing like class captain.
Madam better rest!

2. Then you remember that probably means you have to do bridesmaid wahala! Ohhhhhhhh gosh!

1. When your friend gets engaged.


ha!!!So exciting!

FIRSTLY

Disabling “Read receipts” option is the probably the easiest method to read a Whatsapp message without notifying the sender.

By doing so, you’ll disable the ability of WhatsApp to show blue ticks to the sender that tells them that you’ve read their message.

But the downside is that you will not be able to see the double blue check marks when someone has read your message as well.

Here’s how to disable it.

1. Open WhatsApp and go to the ‘Settings’ menu

2. Tap on ‘Accounts’ and then on ‘Privacy’.

3. Untick the ‘Read Receipts’ option


SECONDLY

Again you can Peep from the Notification Bar. This is another simple method to read WhatsApp message without alerting the sender.

Whenever you get a message on WhatsApp, it shows a notification on your notification bar, Simply swipe down the notification area from the top of the screen and you can easily read the complete or partial message from the notification bar without opening the app.

The blue ticks show only when you open the app to read messages


THIRDLY

Turn Off WiFi/ Mobile Data Connection Once you get a message don’t open the app immediately, turn off the WiFi or mobile data and this will take WhatsApp offline.

Now go ahead and read the message and you won’t alert the sender since you’ll be reading the message from app cache.

To ensure you don’t blow your cover make sure to close WhatsApp app before turning off your WiFi/ mobile data connection.

LASTLY

Place WhatsApp Widget to Your Home screen if you don’t want to go the extreme length of turning off all your phone’s connectivity.

You can place WhatsApp widget on your home screen to read the message at a glance. Since reading message via widget doesn’t open the app so you can keep the blue ticks from showing up.

You can even reply to other messages without having to send read receipts to the sender you wish to ignore.


HOPE THIS HELPED YOU

cc seun lalasticlala make na move this ministry to the promise land

and have been using nairaland for the past 8 years and made 85 topics ! surprisingly this is the first that has made front page #sigh is aii though !!! Lala una try sha

I vote for KINGinVAHALA Cc:NlJega


Rukkydelta

OkeEsibe:
hehehhehee
drop your whatsapp number yooo

here 08056929773 but havnt been online for a long time now sha! Just keep the number safe till am back or you call

NLjona:
omen that what wat my ex used on me when i was still a nice guy.. at the heat of the romance and kissing and evrything.. she just stopped and started leaving... if you see the way i begged her asif she hold my destiny ehh.. followed her to taxi .. even enter the taxi join.. she came down and i followed her.. (laughing at myself).. when i finally let her go.. that was the last time i ever saw her..chai.. its true that this game just comes to girls naturally..


that was when i searched and searched for what i did wrong.. and from google search upon search.. i gradually started learning the act and spoting my mistakes... then i swore to become a player and never love until its time to marry..


and boss.. i took what she did and i use it on a girl and it worked like magic.. i use it whenever i want to turn the table to them maybe after a fight or when she bleeps up.. anyways.. youve said it all...practice makes perfect I suppose.. obiomon come and hear oo !!

my eyes don hear everything o!!! me even still de laugh weti you do sef! You con de run follow am chai.... You go be like ..'Babe pls just the tip, I won't smash to hard' lmao!! Thank God for you sha

NLjona:
lol...I usually tell them.. "you made me forget you naw".. and they will be like "what did I do?"... bam!!!.. rappor don start!!

ill kill it with.. "why won't I 4gt u wen the last time we met u nearly raped me.. u were jst using ur eyes to browse through my internet.. you think m that cheap?"


or you can answer with.. ' you're forming toosh Na.. me too ill form toosh for you.. you think m that cheap?..you know there is sumtin u did sha.."

she ll be like.. "what did I do".. Rappor created!!!.. spinning mode activated!!

chai!!! Boss balls feeling you like .......

LifegoesonE:
HARDDON
How do you answer this question....

When a girl tell you, have forgotten me abi.

na you forget me pass

OkeEsibe:
he
drap ur whatsapp no...

I no understand weti you de talk !!! You fit speak english ??

banjicom:
Oga you travel out ni?
Simple server since wen, if you have money to waste you can subscribe for the monthly bis. God will continue to bless you.

#coughs

SpaxeX:
It stopped working mid March or so.. Sorry

issorite sha

Femcesc07:
I guess it stop working
But airtel BB sub still rocking on android

haa!! Finally! Someone ! Well thanks fr the response though! Is the airtel unlimited too??

OkeEsibe:
you wen hide xo make d mods nr ban perxn

huh?? How I take hide ??