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FashionRe: Pictures You’ll Relate To If Yourtailor Has Ever Disappointed You by Obiomon(op): 9:29pm On Jul 27, 2016
How to speak ‘Nigerian tailor’:



Add it to your vocabulary.

FashionRe: Pictures You’ll Relate To If Yourtailor Has Ever Disappointed You by Obiomon(op): 9:28pm On Jul 27, 2016
When you trust a Nigerian tailor.



I pity you.

FashionRe: Pictures You’ll Relate To If Yourtailor Has Ever Disappointed You by Obiomon(op): 9:26pm On Jul 27, 2016
When you show them one thing but they see
something completely different.




Hay God!

FashionRe: Pictures You’ll Relate To If Yourtailor Has Ever Disappointed You by Obiomon(op): 9:24pm On Jul 27, 2016
This apt description:



Is it a liehuh

FashionPictures You’ll Relate To If Yourtailor Has Ever Disappointed You by Obiomon(op): 9:17pm On Jul 27, 2016
The Nigerian tailor motto:





They will sha use you and practice.
angry

RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 8:25pm On Jul 27, 2016
jboy73:
Lols... This comment is lame.
Ur gender is 'f'
no nigga that comment was brutal !!! he kicked your ass bruh ... just quietly get back to him when your jman aii?? shame de catch me for you cry
RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 8:24pm On Jul 27, 2016
jboy73:
Lols... This comment is lame. Ur gender is 'f'
RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 8:23pm On Jul 27, 2016
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RomanceRe: 10 Things A Guy Does When He's Heartbroken... by Obiomon: 3:26pm On Jul 25, 2016
undecided tell me sumhun!!!
RomanceRe: post your Selfie Without Make Up (gurls only) by Obiomon(op): 12:16pm On Jul 25, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
[size=18pt]
Numbskull. I'll make sure d Lady u illegally publicizing her pishure.

Sues ur cheap Nuts.. wacko.... mtcheeeew
[/size] angry
gudlock niccur cheesy
RomanceRe: post your Selfie Without Make Up (gurls only) by Obiomon(op): 10:01am On Jul 25, 2016
Yall niggas thou #sigh
RomanceRe: post your Selfie Without Make Up (gurls only) by Obiomon(op): 9:48am On Jul 25, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
About ur pishure cry

INSTRUCTION:
Choose the best option to complete the sentence.

My name is Obio.mon. I am a ________.
a) boy. b) girl. c) Man. d) woman.

((Expo))** I am a boy.
undecided
obviously dumbass!!!! angry do you see me claiming to be a lady here ?? undecided smh mtscheww
RomanceRe: post your Selfie Without Make Up (gurls only) by Obiomon(op): 9:23am On Jul 25, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
[size=16pt]Kk Good.

Now,

Iffu like ursef


U berra go sidon one place

Cuz

Tis morning


No food for you
[/size] undecided
eating At the moment undecided
RomanceRe: post your Selfie Without Make Up (gurls only) by Obiomon(op): 9:14am On Jul 25, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
[color=#000000]One question***[/color]



angry




huh





sad







[size=18pt]U DON BAFF huh [/size]
yeah just had one about an hour ago undecided
RomanceRe: post your Selfie Without Make Up (gurls only) by Obiomon(op): 9:09am On Jul 25, 2016
David25:
and why would they want to o that? do you have a prize for the most beautiful one among them? grin

well why don't you go first grin grin
ofcourse!!! An all expense paid trip to sambisa forest!! And a well furnitured hut with free wifi cheesy
RomanceRe: post your Selfie Without Make Up (gurls only) by Obiomon(op): 9:07am On Jul 25, 2016
Romancepost your Selfie Without Make Up (gurls only) by Obiomon(op):
you gurls have those pic you take quietly on your own wif out make up, I know it, its on every gurls phone... Stylishly post em here cheesy so we be the judge. If you cute without make up or ugly asf grin cheesy


Modified:
For those of you that want to see an example of no make up selfie undecided first, here it is..... cheesy

RomanceRe: Girls, Money Or Looks? by Obiomon: 4:22pm On Jul 24, 2016
curvysola:
looks to me! i cant stand an ugly guy! i dont care how much he has! besides i will have my own money!
who money help?
my hear jare undecided
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 12:51pm On Jul 24, 2016
HARDDON:
Aiit , here is a question for u detective 101:

Picture that have hung on a wall for more dan year , n was thereafter pulled down a month somedays ago, wud it be so wrong to say it was just taken down not quite long ago??
niccur wtf?? was jus saying havnt seen you upload your pic before, ain't here to kick some ass!!!! undecided
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 9:52pm On Jul 23, 2016
HARDDON:
shocked shocked

U obviously just visited my prfl not quite long ago.
Itz been my pix hanging there for a long time....I just changed it.
Ain't nothing to be scared of. Let alone some female folk.

Stayed tuned ....... cool
the time you uploaded it is obviously jun 18 and you said you just changed it
RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 8:22pm On Jul 20, 2016
rhid1:
hy bro!
just last week,I saw dis girl and got attracted to her,I followed her and collected her contact,........... i called her 3days after and we talked for some minutes and everytin went well, She has not bin picking my calls since then,........wat could b d cause and wat should I do?
what did you guys talk about?? She obviously moved you to the boring set of guys (note that when talking or chatting wif a gurl she may sound positive making you think she's feeling you but deep insinde they ain't! At that moment they jes wanna end the convo n start acting this drama)
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 12:09pm On Jul 20, 2016
martoz:
lolz...dats wot we call fucking approach anxiety...u can't b 100% active...everyone have it...buh y were u going to d same spot wasting ur tym when u r gamer who knows dier are many fish in ocean.
didn't you where he sed when he was stil honing his skills
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Obiomon: 6:30am On Jul 20, 2016
Harddon for the past years now you haven't mistaking posted your picture nor uploaded it on your profile... Abi you de fear ni??undecided lemme see your real face jare undecided ... So that if we jam for road one day we o gather mind go toast kim k (forget kanye, no level)
RomanceRe: Cheating! Men Able To Know D Size Of Lady's Boobs By Mere Looking But Women Cant by Obiomon: 6:24am On Jul 20, 2016
bustyhelen:
It's really not fare. Men can easily knw the size of women's boobs by mere looking at us. But we women can't know the size of a man's dick by mere looking. You might look and think it's big, getting down, u discover it's small.

On the other hand, you might think someone is carrying a match stick down there, only to discover he's carrying a pipe later.

So it's cheating.
where's your pic ?? WAnted to see the size of those boobsundecided since you claiming to be bustyhelen undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wow!! Yemi Alade Looks Adoring In New Photos! by Obiomon: 4:05pm On Jul 19, 2016
Who is shehuh??
RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 11:21pm On Jul 18, 2016
Boxer007:
Boo boo you so handsome I would suck fart out of yor annnnus. Boo boo, iLegend is a beautiful man
I cover my nyash with the blood of jesus bro!!! undecided you ain't even seeing the color of my boxers #bods plane moves to japan undecided
RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 8:22pm On Jul 18, 2016
Boxer007:
Boo Boo have you had your a.hole blasted? Man'sex?
angry I said it, I knew this nigga gay!!!! Mtscheww and ilegend even con still reply the hidiot.... Nigga you better run!!!!!! I repeat abort mission.. Ilegend evaporate from this biiatch angry
RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 5:44pm On Jul 17, 2016
usermane:
The fact that you don't have a girlfriend may have nothing to do with you being "nice". Additionally, you keep proclaiming you are a nice guy, man, you may think you are nice but others may not think so. In fact, genuine nice people don't go announcing that they are nice, they don't have to. There could be something else detaching girls from you, you may exhibit flaws which you haven't even realise.

Like iLegend, I admit that women are often mean and heartless to men. What I do not share is his recommendation for men like you to become bad and mean towards women. Men get dumped for numerous reasons that may have nothing to do with them being nice.

If you are already considering turning a bad guy to draw you women, ask yourself these simple questions; would you recommend this kind of bad guy for your sister or daughter? Are you willing to become the kind of man you wouldn't wish for your sister or daughter? Is getting laid or a girlfriend worth threading that path? You really want women that are attracted to and supportive of douchebags; selfish, inconsiderate men?

I am not here to decide for you. I long for a sweet, loving woman as you do, but if getting this woman mean turning a bad guy, then I can manage alone. I do not see women as trophies to be sought and won at all cost. Honour, Truth, Justice, personal hygiene, self confidence are the principles I seek to follow even at the expense of women.
you getting it all wrong though!!! I believe na because girls never do you strong thing that's why you talking like this... you still on a long thing
RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 2:15pm On Jul 17, 2016
iLegend:
Don't call her; don't let looks lure you into acting like a nice guy. All women are beautiful, but some are gorgeous and don't let it get to you. Whoever shows more interest will get hurt. I promise you. Just keep your rat poison by your side, you might need it. grin
really?? Rat poison?? cheesy to do wahhuh??
RomanceRe: by Obiomon: 11:01am On Jul 17, 2016
I called her twice she didn't pick so I chilled later in the day we met on the way in school where she was goiing to her hostel with some friends and I was coming from my friend's hostel , I just chatted a litle wif her cos I was walking wif a friend told her I gatto go, she saiid she was coming from a spelling bee competition which I believe was she reason she didn't pick up. (You know that kind thing when you de for hot seat) and said she would call me later so I just said aii.. Now its been 3 days already, and am making no intention in calling her, cos I know she believes that I would call her since she hasn't. Ilegend should I stick wif not calling her. Cos am not taking anything serious with her, am having her for keeps for she future cheesy she's dammmnn cute!!!!!! From the first day we met my mind has always been singing KEEP HER KEEP HER KEEP HER grin lol. Niways. Nigga what to do meh

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