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OkeEsibe:
errm ezics

OkeEsibe:
ave been trying to chike a gurl for mre dan 6months she still saying no

dunno wah tu say again

HARDDON:
Her: Do you stay alone?
Me: No I stay with my fiancee and the host of her family ! So sorry , no privacy for u to rap3 me!

Her: where are u taking me to?
Me: to a shrine, the best hang out joint ever! Their menu is made up of concoction n leaves, chalk n water, brewed palm wine n sexy berries



She: what is ur name even( I usually don't tell them )
Me: which shrine do u wano take it to?

HARDDON:
CLASSICAL QUESTION/STATEMENT THAT UNNERVES N THEIR RESPONSE :

2) Are you a player/heard u r a player, my mind tells me you r a player

RESPONSE:

a) Oh is that what you children of nowadays call a sexually attractive guys?

Oh well yea! I am a player!

b) player? Where is the ball?

C) yea, I'm a striker player .... That enjoys bedding n dumping gurls that demands anything from me the first day we meeting .... Cos they aint worth it.


D) player? Oh common! Like I don't have better things to do with my time other than go chasing after all these tiny gurls that don't even know how to wash their panties?

E) yea, I'm a player, but bliv me, u ain't getting into my boxers though. Itz sacred down there.

F) awwww, what sorta cheap guys u been rolling with?
Ma d1ck is off limits , gurls cant afford it.

DRISKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]Nigga you should go get married and stop meddling into things that's none of your business.

You say who's JAILus?

I was simply stating the obvious fact to the OP.
And i've got a GF whom i love to the moon and back. We profess undieing love for each other every now and then and trust me, it keeps us going.

Aparently the loneliness borne out of your bachelorhood is beginning to affect your sense of judgment.
(no offenze.. )[/color]

NLjona:
... you don minit our oga at the top must hear this!!!

NLjona:
boss harddon.. something unusual happened to me oo.. have u ever in anyway just went point blank?? like all your balls just dropped like that all of a sudden and you keep wondering why.. I didn't just understand.. there's this chick that likes me.. and I was about spinning her head bt I just lost it... which is unsual from evryting I've lernt here has always been in me using it errtime.. I just left d girl alone .. so I just wanna ask you if you ve ever experienced it before.. and what do you think might be the cause..

and there's one thing I've noticed about girls... they are all the same!!.. even the stonch prayer warrior in church or that girl forming nicki minaj in the street.. just spinn her head with the right combos and she's all yours doing your deeds..

NLjona:
Omo if I yarn you, you won't believe ... crazy stuffs hapening lately.

jboy73:
Lols... Your second account.

SexyRat:
Hardon, you be baba.

Well, after going through your write up, I decided to apply it.

I posted something on Facebook on Monday and a babe commented. I copied her comment and send it to her as message, she replied and began teasing her, accusing her of trying to use her pics to convince me so that I will love her. I accused her of trying to rape me. I combine some humor. And she was calling me a clown.

Then, I told her to call me. She said she wont give me her no. I accused her of begging me to have her. That all I want is Facebook call. She said she won't call. I insisted she call me. She laugh and drop her no for me to add her on WhatsApp. I turned her down that I don't want her no that I want Facebook call. She laugh, and called accusing me of being stubborn.

So, I continue trolling her in a humorous way.
Today, I told her to come out, she came out. When I met her, I asked her whats she is doing here, she laugh. I accused her of just wanting to see me by all means

I asked her to get to the cab that we are going to my house. She reluctantly followed me. I went and bought indomie for her, she insisted that she want to eat the soup I cooked and she want to eat with me, which we did. She asked me of my roomie, I told her SHE is not around . But later told her I stay alone

I put a romantic movie for her to watch, after watching, she demanded for another movie, I refused, played a love song. Grab her and started spinning with her touching her neck and smelling her hair. Wanted to bite her neck in a playful way, she giggled and demand that she want to sit down.

I let her be. While we were sipping our soghurt, her roomie called telling her that she saw someone . She said she started dating the guy last week, but the guy lie a lot and is into women. that the guy told her that he is not yet back, whereas he is around. This change her mode. I let her be.

After some time, we started touching and voila, we were kissing. She said I should stop, I did. After we stopped, she tried kissing me again, I refused.

I called her now, and she is asking me if I have a girlfriend. I told her to come over to the house so we talk about it. Though I have a babe, but we ain't serious. I want to date her. What do I tell her.
And pls, give me vibes way I go take they turn her head upside down

Thanks

NLjona:
wow its been soo long I've been here!!.. phone got stolen!.. where my blue balls boss harddon? obiomon my blue balls bro.. I don miss this thread like period.. hope your balls are still intact. and growing bigger than you heads.. and all those girls are still screaming like wizkid singing Methodist hymn on our beds??!!..