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Naijasinglegirl:
So I got into the second row of a danfo at the bus stop and while the bus was waiting for two more passengers, a boy and a girl came in and sat beside me. Next thing, the boy asked the driver the cost of the fare, driver said N200. The boy turned to the girl who weighed not less than 65kg and said, "Sweedy, its not N150. Let me lap you."
Soon enough, 15kg of Sweedy was on my thighs and 50kg was on her boyfriend's own. The babe had balanced like a boss and was sipping coke from a straw with sunglasses wedged in her hair. She even had the guts to be chewing gum too. Only God knows where they were coming from.


I was very uncomfortable in the position they put me since it was a tight bus but I could not alight because buses heading to my direction were few. I was just hissing and hissing miserably because I didn't want to cause a scene. .
The boy now asked her, "Sweedy are you okay?" She replied , "I can manage," They didn't even ask me how I am coping with 15kg of Sweedy. When the last passenger got in, a visibly angry man, he told the relationship people to adjust so he could sit comfortably. He said he couldn't understand why they were inconveniencing him who paid the complete fare. Boyfriend was like, "Chairman where I wan see space?" Then he turned to NSG the mumu and said, "Can you shift?"

That was enough to send me through the roof. "Shift to where?" I asked. "Am I not carrying Sweedy too? Have I not tried for you people?" Then an agbero who was observing came by and asked them why they could not sell their coke and use the money for their transportation.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/at-least-date-a-man-that-can-afford-your-tp/

dry

ELShehzad:
Kai, sum kind relationship dey make Me laff ... She wan dry guy-man fertilizer come leave... Bros, the girl needs to service her engine, she consumes too much 'oil'... I recommend Obontami(the engineer) 2 lead the servicing team.. #Shalom

Obontami1@gmail.com is where he can drop his girl's contact. I bet her pussy gon be 10x slacker than when he's fcccking her.

Fire down brother. I dey your back.

UltraLeslie:
do you want me to give you 12 movies in history sex actually happened?

I'm forced to say your father is a fullblown retardéd sponger who dropped a pure copy of his clone to carry out the cycle of idiocy and borderline imbecility online.

You should be tied ankle bound to a truck and driven till your brains spill out its content.

Uninformed waste of humanity!

Always killing 'em

Oyind17:
How far na?

I dey Ooo. U never sleep?

Oyind17:
Make I talk

Hey

Timelezz:
same thing crossed my mind...if our legendary fucktoto has gone celibate.

haha! I first fear.

Timelezz:
Utter crap! The sight of curvy girls keep the dick perpetually erect and ready for duty.

Straight girls are like dudes with boobs.

Hahaha!!!

Towncrier007:
These are reasons why you don't need big ass girls;

1) They think the whole world evolve round their bum bum;
Since they got all what the whole world needs, they get conscious to flaunt it.

2) You need a very big cucumber to satisfy them;
This is because their ass covers their toto and thereby making it difficult for a small dick guys to go in, especially when it's doggy style

3) Most of them are promiscuous;
This isn't really their fault, cos everyman needs them so the pressure gets too much.

4) Ladies with big asses hardly bear with you financially;
This is because they feel they are hot and it will be time wasting for them to stick to a broke dude.

5) They are lazy in bed, because some get lazy flipping the wide ass on bed

6) Most are not hygienic; some find it difficult scrubbing their assholes maybe because of it's large nature.

7) Finally Toto is Toto whether big or small, so next time a lady with a big ass tries to give you stress, just smile and go for their best friend who happens to be a lekpa...
Don't let anylady put you through stress whether big or small.

Timelezz ultraleslie come see this trash.

Oyind17:
Dickhead, very useless

so you Dey throw blow. Like this.

mattkelly:
Even with that Fallen breast of hers?

hahaha!!!

badassProdigy:
Lol...
well she try sha, because some young girls can't even withstand five months, whereas some can go for years!!!


https://instagram.com/p/12yXBxhnET/

lai mohammed's daughter

Oyind17:
I dey see you

I just holla you not too long ago. U no answer

Don jazzy don pack her legs tire.

Oyind17:
somebody want born pikin

You ehn
You just dey follow me everywhere Ooooo

Oyind17:
Hmmm...

Any problem?

Look how cute the baby is

Oyind17:

The guy na heavy mumu.

The fat one pussy will sure looks good on my dick.

He should be called tiny brain tony

sisisioge:
Baaaaddooo...virginatu kan fun awon goons me

VIRGINATU ?

?

Buhari's list.

wayne4loan:
Young man come to alaba and invest that money u will be surprised how much it will generate within a year

Invest in what exactly in alaba? ?

LAFO:
Just give me 300 out of the 800..... I will stay here.
#IdeasNeedFunding

What are the ideas you have? I might learn 1 or 2 things from you.

LecciGucci:
Abeg its true joor pep is miserable hater.
Bcoz d boy refused to sign a cheating and very demanding contract withpeps brother thats why hez sidelined.

Can you please throw more light to the statement you posted above cause I'm not understanding. ?