₦airaland Forum

laykorn:
How old were you and how old were your cousin?

And, your moniker

i was 10 then and she was 7

and my moniker one of d craziest usernames on NL

hahaha u dig?

1) i smoke mat sticks

2) i eat mat sticks because of its salty taste

3) i smoke paper in the toilet

4) i kill lizards for no reason..as i go for lizard hunting

5) i steal my grandmother's milk and milo

6) me and my elder brother did missionary style when no body is around...d day my uncle caught us, he wan use beating crucify us dat day

7) i tried to use my peniss to penetrate my female cousin pusssy but d prick nor enter

seedorfg:
i use to beg my younger brother for food, as in, kazeem "fun mi ni rice sibi kan, ma ba e sere

hahahahaahaha

dis shiit i also did

I NEED DRUGS THAT WILL MAKE ME LAST LONG BEFORE EJACULATINGG

to fucck dis chikala toto dey hungry me like weyrey

Lordfranklin:
*stammering*
In-in-n-ca-ca-seeeeeeeeee

hahaha



Funny Guy

Lordfranklin:
*stammering*
In-in-n-ca-ca-seeeeeeeeee

hahaha



Funny Guy

Lordfranklin:
*stammering*
In-in-n-ca-ca-seeeeeeeeee

hahaha

WhoDeyThere:
K o


WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?
At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family
members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in
prayers.
"Dear lord," he started, "thanks for given me such lovely
parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children who came
today to eat all our food and ice cream, bless them so that
they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son who
removed my sister's cloth from her body and wrestle with her
this afternoon. Lord God, this coming Christmas, please send
cloth to all those naked ladies on daddy's laptop and provide
shelter for the homeless men who always stay in mummy's
room when daddy is at work. Amen"

WACK





OLD






JOKE

[b][/b] THE CONFUSED BORROWEE


THIS ONE WILL COME ASK U LIKE: BRO NO BE U I BORROW MY BIRO FEW MINUTES AGO??

I'M LIKE IS THIS ONE DREAMING

NI GOD GO PUNISH THIS GEJ OF A MAN

True that bro

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