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HELLO,

Someone just infected me with the HPV virus.

Booty call is not really free after all.

Doctors in their house, what does this mean for me as a man?

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] Oh really? Obowunmi, you were so serious about looking for a wife back in the days? Interesting!!!

Didn't think u were serious about not getting a woman who can stay the long hull with you.

As your therapist has said, you will need to change your perception about your parents.
You need to let go all the hurt and bad memories.

Choose to start a new life for yourself devoid of their respective shortcomings.

I wish you well in your continuous search. [/color]

Thank you brother.

kaen1317:
Would Jibrin he didn't know the budget was padded all along? Or is he a saint in the house? I think the fighting is about something else

He's an idiot.

I hope Jibrin gets killed and silenced.

Where does one pay 30k for land?

Assumed there were no Northerners in America

Following

Old, very old picture.

Hilary doesn't look like this now.

What an idiot!!

samdontdelay:
You must be stupid for that statement. How do you prove that NOUN is fake, I graduated from NOUN, I was later given the IPMA-UK certificate, after which I later got job with one of the new generation banks GT Bank. What school did you graduate from. NOUN still remains the most outstanding federal Universities in Nigeria.

Chat me up and let's see what the heck you have upstairs. Empty brain.

I went to Harvard, not NOUN.

refiner:
omg!...warisdiz?


oga obontami,this is Mr nairaland contest not Vaseline crew competition...it seems u lost ur way!

What's up?

Synzu:
Damn! Are these actual monikers?

It's normal to despoil women in Nigeria. Very normal.

It's normal to sexually harass a woman. What is not okay? Is to do it outside Nigeria.

What happened to all those boxes of food Buhari, Osinbajo and Oshomiole's wives drop at IDP camps around Nigeria?

Were these boxes stolen? Taken back? Sold?

How can?

Isn't he the king dating that beautiful Jamaican lady?

They look like rapists.

genxris:
I've tgis feeling that This Ooni is a nairalander with the way his activities keep getting fp on this forum. Ooni went shopping, Ooni ate amala, Ooni went to club etc... Everything on nairaland

hahaha.....

princey83:
I noticed it too.
I watched the video of his arrival. He was welcomed by some yorubas. The people he arrived with (who I hope funded the trip out of their own pocket) where even more than the people waiting for his arrival.
An European monarchy would have been received with all the pomp and circumstance, i.e state officials, red carpet, police motorcade e.t.c
at the end of the day, the regular average Joe in America see the ooni and his fellow travel mates as just some niggas from a 3rd world country African country.

The Ooni had a police motorcade and escort.

Ogurube:
You shouldn't vouch for anything about his visit being offici@l or recognized by non-Nigerians, be it in NJ, NY, PA, or WDC. I bet none of the public administrators know him or care much about a village head from a backward and depraved country as ours, not to mention mayors. The media would carry it if he were. It's OK if he's there to hangout with his village subjects during cultural events in the aforementioned states, but don't use it as a conduit to tap into the American infuence to elevate his position. That won't flow well with the well-rounded ones. Go spew your drivels elsewhere.

Well said, and if you want Americans to give a Bleep, show up on time.

Obama is NEVER late to events, why would he?

Honor and respect other people's time.

Show up early. Spend 30 mins leave that's power.

Not show up 5, 6 hours late.

That's foolish.

How will reputable media attend events like this when the Ooni shows up extremely late to events?

5, 6 hours late

American media don't have the time.

If the Ooni shows up 5 hours late, President Obama ain't got time for shit.

How about this nigga showed 5 hours late to this event.

How bleeped up is that.

I'm surprised people believe Ndukas crap.

Nduka didn't pay his London and NY staff either.

What's happened to ARISE.

Don't be upset. Pele....

Rotimi is such a crook. Not sure why he is still blaming Jonathan.

But Toolz is fat too...

Kini big deal.... why didn't anyone ask Tunde Demuren why he likes fat women.

boldx:
https://www.nairaland.com/1509024/god-no-hand-marriage
In one of the topics you posted, you said God has no hand in marriage. You can as well go to the street and pick another lady so they can continue giving you street behaviour. All the best, Mr CAT

You dey vex?

You have the temper of a 2 years old.

You seem mentally ill and incapable

boldx:
I am sorry to say but it seems you are on a fast lane. Why will you desire a CAT when God has created you in his image. Please answer this question: How many ladies have you disappointed in the past?

None. They usually run away.