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KushLyon:
Wetin dey happen for this thread? Why comments and the main topic no resemble each other?

The original topic was about Facebook being down. The OP then changed the title and content later to this post of Emmanuel and the Squid game Jumpers.

The wife should tell a better story. Something else killed that man.

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FvckAllMods:
Lol nobody can reach it

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Kinzo0917:
. IF GOD BE GOD, ALL YOU DOUBTING THIS STORY AND CANT GIVE GLORY TO GOD BUT DOUBTING IT, MAY YOU SUFFER WHAT THIS GIRL SUFFERED A MILLION FOLDS IN JESUS NAME. EXCEPT GOD DONT EXIST

Frustrated humans...quick to curse themselves. ��. Is this you being very christlike? Hypocrites!

STUPID LIES

Dumb Scammer

HealthWealthy:
There's this girl in my area I gave a lift sometime last month.

She sometimes comes to visit my neighbor in the evening and goes back early morning of the next day

Although I liked her after I gave her a lift that day but I didn't get her number

I saw her again last week, going back home early in the morning from my neighbors house and she was happy to see me. this time around I didn't give her lift, I just waved at her

Something tells me she likes me but I'm considering losing interest in her because I'm sure she's the money type cos my neighbor is richer than me, and even if I'm to approach her, I believe she won't treat me well the way she's treating my neighbor cos they're obviously richer than me

And I remember Harddon you always talk about not doing home chicken but she doesn't stay around our area.

Should I still go ahead and try my luck in approaching her and getting her number when next I see her or just save face and just be waving at her anytime I see her?

Kai!!!

alphabbey1:
is there anyone that will pay for a dog without seeing it ?

Many have bought on this nairaland. And eventually come to cry. So, we are being our brother's keeper by helping to call out scammers.

Why do i feel you're a bloody scammer. This dog for 70k amd you just joined today

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Skoonheid:
Don't be stupid. Seun might make you a mod for being that.

Finally!! Someone who understands the criterion for becoming a MOD on Nairaland.

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

Damn, Girl!! You just analysed this like a person who has studied is for years as a degree in school. Of course, there are a few points that don't describe me, but you're really on point. 95/100

TheFacelessMan:


Terrible case. Sloth bears usually attack the face of human victims.

Many years back, I had a similar encounter....

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I was on a trophy hunt on the trail of the woolly mammoth.

I set out early that fateful morning

The hunter became prey...

Wooly Mammoth Indeed!!

Still available

No6ody:
Don't worry. Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 or any other moderator won't ban it.

How does this michief help you?

No6ody:
Is this your number?

Can you please change the number back to the way it was written, so spam bots can't get it. Thank you

Payperboii:
Can you send it uyo, I'll love to adopt it

That's why i said Abuja residents only. I'm giving a kitten out for free already, i do not intend to spend money sending it to it's new home. I hope you understand.

I have a kitten to give up for adoption. He is a cute, cuddly, lively and gentle boy. I call him Caesar. He's the last of his littermates. I actually wanted to keep him, but my dog always tries to play with him like he's his fluffy toy. I can't always be home to watch out for times like that. So, i've got to seperate them, hence i'm letting Caeser go.

Location: Abuja
Price: Free

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I have a kitten to give up for adoption. He is a cute, cuddly, lively and gentle boy. I call him Caesar. He's the last of his littermates. I actually wanted to keep him, but my dog always tries to play with him like he's his fluffy toy. I can't always be home to watch out for times like that. So, i've got to seperate them, hence i'm letting Caeser go.

Location: Abuja
Price: Fr

When i say plenty mods on nairaland are stark illiterates and have no business being mods, it seemed i was just being annoyed for nothing. Look at a mischievous and illogical post that someone, in all of his wisdom, deemed fit to go to frontpage. Shame! And shame on Seun too.

illicit:
Read his other threads, u will understand

That he is nuts

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