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Pebcak:
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DAT man must be a Nigerian......evrywere u go

sonofjos:
There are several warnings on death for drugs pasted all over Indonesian airports, yet you see people engaging in drugs.
I am not here to criticize anyone, but from a honest heart, I really cant Understand why a person will see these repeated warnings of death and still engage in the path that may lead there.

I Pray that God will change the hearts of our brothers bent on self destruction. Really, Prayers is abundantly able to Change deadly destinies.

young alhaji na e go be ur name if u succeed fa! but e no easy

msmon:
GAIDAM, Nigeria -- Niger troops have deported more than 3,000 Nigerian fishermen and refugees
escaping Boko Haram, forcing them to undertake a brutal three- day trek in which at least a dozen
people died, an official and witnesses said Wednesday.

The refugees said they were compelled to return to Nigeria after Boko Haram last week attacked an island in Lake Chad.

The Nigerians said soldiers arrived at the fishing village of Lelewa and ordered them to leave. Niger
officials did not immediately respond to request for comment.

On Monday, Niger said it was planning a military operation in the area to rout Boko Haram extremists and ordered its citizens to move further inland.
Nigeria's National Emergency

Management Agency said it was alerted by Niger and sent trucks to collect the exhausted refugees at
the border.

The agency's Charles Otegbabe, director of search and rescue, registered the new arrivals in Gaidam town, in the northeastern Borno state.

"We thought there would be about 2,000 but we have already registered more than 3,000 and
there are still more people coming," he told The Associated Press.

The refugees said hundreds more were on their way.
"They didn't even give us time to collect our clothes. We had to abandon everything," said Lubabatu Isa, a 21-year-old carrying a baby strapped to her back.

Isa and Nura Auwal, another refugee, said about a dozen people died during the three-day walk to
the border. Auwal said they included a woman, Fatima Hassan, and her newborn twins.

"There was no water. It was very hot. They collapsed and died. Nobody had any energy left to help
them and we just had to leave them in the bush," said a distressed Auwal, 22.

Niger is hosting more than 100,000 other Nigerian refugees who have fled Boko Haram and who apparently are being allowed to remain in camps outside the Lake Chad area.



www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/world/niger-deports-3-000-nigerians-including-refugees-fleeing-boko-haram-1.2362084
Cc: lalasticlala

common Niger fa,since gudluck time those small countries not d fear us again

lalasticlala:
http://pulse.ng/gist/two-is-a-company-man-trekking-to-otuoke-for-gej-gets-female-partner-id3730316.html

make him go refill him bared hair like Rooney

Sparrow13:
I can't see mine with the red colour

am gonna buy a private jet for who Eva am getting married to

Lala247:
New lace hair for guys

Ladies what do u think fake or natural beard and guys would u rock this on a date?
Pic below

stincky shit I must say

ndlife:
Please don't mind my writing English for am not that good,i will try to make it brief
It all started after a stressful day from shop,Me and my brother's and some boys offloading a trailer of nestle bottle water,after the offloading. The nestle [bottle water] from 8am in the morning to 3pm in the afternoon,my brother's went home to rest,And am left alone in the shop waiting for them to return to enable me go and take my bath and still come back,after waiting till 7 to 8pm they finally arrive,i went back home take my shower and decide to rest a little when power went out,it was so bored at home so i decided to come back shop, then my phone rang it was a old friend from secoundry school days,we talk a little when he said i should come and meet him in a joint,went there,saw my friend have a jist a little,told him guy am going to shop now,the guy said ok let him escort me a little when we are moving we reach a point i told him it ok let him go back i can continue,he said ok good night see some other time,on my way looking for okada [motorcyclist] with my earpiece listening to dorobuchi,i heard a gun shot twice,i was like what happening,unfortunately saw an okada guy stop him. Immediately a guy  approach me.
Guy: na u the shot that gun abi
Me: i no hold any gun ooo
Guy: na una be black,come our area the shot any how
Me:guy search me i no hold any gun
Okada guy:free dis guy na
Guy:watin put your mouth inside (slaps okada guy]
Okada guy push him
Me:to the guy abeg let us go now,
Guy to the okada (leave us) call some of his gang,me looking at him dipping his hand on the boxer,push him and started running'okada guy take off i was shouting for help calling the okada guy to slow down for me to jump in,the okada said i no the carry and take off,the guys chasing me stated calling their gang members[cults]with some funny slang all stated coming out chasing me from front and back i got tired and ran to a man house,didn't know am dipping my self in hot soup,ran into the man rooms screaming for help,please help me am not a cultist,the man was pushing me out from his room i was draging back to the room begging the man and his wife,i didn't know am in wrong house the man sons is also a cultist,all the gang members arrave and told the guy[the man son] one arrow enter your house,i heard it from inside the guy went and brought axe with red cloth wraps on it,the other guy come in with his own weapon knife with same red cloth wrap on it trying to reach my stomach,i dodge and collected the kniff,people start coming,am now tired my breath was ceasing my mouth is dried everybody rejected me,the old man i was thinking will help and rescue me push me out, everybody was just slapping me,the man son was so huge brought out the axe to hit me,i said am not a cultist,am not black arrow my shop is along federal road,search me am not with any object,why their where chasing me is becos i put on black shot and a black singlet with my normal cloth,thank God someone recognize my face and said,this guy is innocent,he have a shop down the street of federal road,the gang leader in the cult  hold my trouser and take me to a dark tree and search me,took at my phone and some change in my pocket and said i should go i told him that phone is a business phone,my suppliers number is there please,more people where coming out now they are up to five that recognize me,they all help me and calm the crowd.
One guy took me to my house and drop me with is motorcycle.
These is how they could have killed innocent guy like that,please if you are cultist and you want to kill your rival group cheek him or her will not to kill any innocent people,and am using this method to draw attention on our security men to do more on this cult of a thing some innocent one have gone cos of these,let stop cult.
These is the pix of wound on the process of running.

u ar in otukpo

Y2KStyles:
See the Pictures of Genevieve nnaji and Chimamanda in afro hairstyles, and tell us who does the natural hairstyle better. One is known with it while the other does it not often.

http://www.selectastyle.com/2015/05/chimamanda-adichie-and-genevieve-nnaji-who-rocks-the-afro-hairstyle-best/

I love it wen ladies pursue their carriers and work up to limelight themselves

Twaci:
Okay, this just happened in St. Michaels, Aba. I was just jejely on my own, asking the phone-engineer why on earth he charged N7500 for my phone (na just screen probelm fa!), when a very beautiful young girl ran out from a building close to the one I was in and started calling for Keke. I didn't really pay her any attention until a guy ran out from the same building calling her name.

He walked close to her and started pleading with her in Igbo, asking her to come back with him. She told him to let her be but then he held her arm and continued begging. Next thing we knew, she slapped him and pulled her arm from his grip.

Now the guys around me (including the yeye theif of a phone-eng.) shouted and started ranting about how stupid the girl was and how if it was them in the guy's situation, they would have beaten the babe black and blue.

But then the guy held her close and kissed her. I could feel the aura of shock around me. The babe started crying, broke away from the kiss and allowed the guy take her back inside.

I almost started clapping but then the awareness of the haters around me stopped me. So I decided to bring this here.

If u were in the guy's shoes, what would u do? If your babe hits u (in public or private) would u hit her back? How far can she push u to get that reaction?

Opinions pls.

CC: lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano

true love and d guy is a real man

greatgod2012:
Yesterday was my daughter's birthday, she just clocked 6. We didn't really plan any party, we just wanted to have a session of prayers to be followed by just eating and giving her siblings some biscuits with sweets, until hubby surprised us with a small cake and a pack of fruit juice made for kids. So, we didn't have choice than to involve the neighbour's kids to celebrate with us. So, after dressing up for her and was time for her to come out, i just noticed that she came out late and when she was coming out, she came with a bag of clothes. She called me aside, and said........"mummy, please help me to give out these clothes to those who doesn't have as much as i do, that is how i want to celebrate my birthday."

i was dumbfounded, i was humbled, infact, i don't know how to describe what she did. I know she has done beautifully well, but never expected such from such a very young girl of 6.


I'm proud of you, my angel!

wow! she is lovely.wife materia

youngprofdguru:
UNITED is gone, too much of players most times makes a #TeAm stupid.....

God pls revive united!
#BringBackOurUnitedOfOurDreams

man u don spoil my nairabet... choi I for win 50k fa

ozioma11:
No be today ladies begin do strong things.

I never knew many of them participated in Nigerian civil war.Checkout a rare photo of a soldier teaching a woman how to shoot a gun during civil war.You go fear na!

Source: http://.com/2015/05/rare-photo-of-nigerian-soldier-teaching.html

d lady no wear uniform,na love dem d play

Chakakhan:
I cant help but wonder why some guys still wear these as grown men.

I feel its okay as a boy but when you become a man your underwear choice should reflect it.

I saw this pic n couldn't help but laugh

What do you think ladies?

go and fight wit a wrestler den if u tink men don't wear pants

temitemi1:
Who will you stand up for, and why?

d one DAT approach me beta

FOOTYNEWS:
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Ladies what do u think?

girls dont have bears but u choose to direct this post to them why not boys. They is God

machinex10:
Nigeria has been ranked the most sexually satisfied country in the world. According to a survey carried out by condom manufacturers, Durex across 26 countries, Nigeria was named the most sexually satisfied country in the world. The survey states that Nigerians spend at least 24 minutes during intercourse. Countries are ranked based on mutual love and respect between partners, freedom from sexual dysfunction, frequency of sex and pre-intimacy and an exciting sex life.

Below is a full list of the countries

1. Nigeria
2. Switzerland
3. Spain
4. Italy
5. Brazil
6. Greece
7. The Netherlands
8. Mexico
9. India
10. Australia
11. Germany
12. China

source: http://www..ninja/2015/05/nigeria-ranked-most-sexually-satisfied.html

who did they used for d test? 24 minute is too small

fitzk:
proud of you guys

dat gal is too beautiful to be a med. Doctor

AustineE1:
www.elombah.com
[url]m.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/queens-nurse-killed-baby-hot-bath-police-article-1.2204291[/url]

some of us are here lukin for a way to go to AMERICA, even tinkin of stowin away self and some pple are misusing their opportunity

She will tell u she is pregnant jst to see hw u gonna react

sambafit:
You need to Check this!!!
Funny jokes @
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She will tell u she is pregnant jst to see hw u gonna react

She will call u and tell you she is pregnant even wen she isn't jst to see hw u gonna react.

msmon:
He'll if only he has another four year to hand over. SNAIL!





If Nigeria is terror-free on/before May 29, I will walk on Ogun river bare footed. Trust me!

amadioha is watching you

Slimmos:
birds of d same feathers

one must be beta off

Their children will be like. Look at what mummy is doing! Their children will be like. Look at what mummy is doing!

The sacking galore tin

I would like to know how relevant linguistics and mass communication are to the present day society. You can even compare and contrast between this two courses.

5575E9D0,am in makurdi