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Crime / Re: ‘meth’: Youths Flogged In Imo For Taking Drugs (Pictures) by obumsky059(m): 5:13pm On Nov 10, 2021
This might not be the best option to curb the menace but it's highly commendable.

I could remember vividly, during my teenage years. My dad caught me and other mates wrapping Indian hemp. Though it was my first act. Aswear, the kind of beating I received that day, uptill this moment, I never tasted that shit.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Breaks Ali Daei's Record For International Goals by obumsky059(m): 11:05pm On Sep 01, 2021
So much respect for this guy �... I still think he refused to let his international record breaking goal be a PK. He did it the best way.

What a towering header. Much respect sir.

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Business / Re: Mircea Popescu, Bitcoin Billionaire Dies After Drowning In Costa Rica Sea by obumsky059(m): 5:34pm On Jul 01, 2021
After reading this, I had to quickly instruct my next of kin on how to recover my assets incase.

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Politics / Re: "4 More Years!" - Reps, Senators Hail Buhari As He Presents 2019 Budget (PHOTOS) by obumsky059(m): 5:46pm On Dec 19, 2018
Jonathan:
Yes o
Sai Baba till 2023.
Pigs and idiots should go and die
Can't you make your comment without being derogatory or abusive?
Sports / Re: Man United Gets Willian From Chelsea by obumsky059(m): 1:33pm On Jul 28, 2018
Laple0541:
We are Manchester United, we have all the money in the world, we can get whichever player we want to get.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED.
Go and get Messi nah.
Pets / Re: Biggest Dogs In Nigeria Thread (Photos) by obumsky059(m): 9:02pm On Jul 22, 2018
frowland:
OP those are your biggest dogs in Nigeria? Then you are deceiving yourself. None of those dogs is even close to one of my dog Tyson by weight. Let the dog fur/hair no deceive you, shave their hair and they become GSD's in comparison. Measure dogs size by weight. Thank you.

O boy!!! � This one Na monster.�
Culture / Re: Chidinma Or Chidimma? by obumsky059(m): 9:59pm On Oct 29, 2017
Every Igbo bible dictates it as Nma: So I will rather go with ChidiNma, Nmesoma, OsitadiNma.

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Religion / Re: Pregnant Bride Wears Yellow In Anglican Church Wedding (Photo) by obumsky059(m): 10:21am On Feb 28, 2016
Neither will my wife put on a white wedding gown if she ain't a VIRGIN.

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Education / Re: 10 Misused English Words That Make Smart People Look Silly by obumsky059(m): 1:10pm On Jan 24, 2016
LEND and BORROW
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 16th August 2015 by obumsky059(m): 4:09pm On Aug 16, 2015
am arsenal supporter but i believe chelsea will get d maximum points at etihad stadium dis evening.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 16th August 2015 by obumsky059(m): 2:48pm On Aug 16, 2015
Arsenal cant afford to loose this match...not tday.
Education / Re: Anambra Clinches The First And Second Positions In ANCOPSS National Quiz by obumsky059(m): 12:42pm On May 10, 2015
adeitoro:

do you schooled at FUTO? i am just asking
No brother...University of Maiduguri.
Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by obumsky059(m): 12:34pm On May 10, 2015
cupid1:
my man, you cannot jump out of thin air and claim my hypothesis is incorrect without providing another to take it's place. Or are you claiming that the solution in the OP is correct, if so, then u're another dullard
One thing we always ignore and neglect in Mathematics is the rule guiding every THEOREM or PRINCIPLE. All his proof was exceptionally correct apart from the fact that (s)he does not know the rule of "DIFFERENCE OF TWO SQUARES" which implies that it is not possible to use DIFFERENCE OF TWO SQUARES if (a = b). but unfortunately, in his statement of problem (100 = 100) which is not applicable in the principle.
Education / Re: Anambra Clinches The First And Second Positions In ANCOPSS National Quiz by obumsky059(m): 10:23pm On May 09, 2015
As far as Post Primary Public School system is concerned in Nigeria...Anambra ranks d best. its only in Anambra State u will see parents withdrawing their lads from private owned schools n place them in a government educational system because of its level of competence, hardwork, dedication and professionalism. Anambra state has a well planned and structured post primary school services.
u need to come n see how their teachers are supervised clinically...They soo much believe in quality assurance. i am not surprise to hear such news

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Celebrities / Re: AY Comedian Shows Off His New Office (photos) by obumsky059(m): 5:22pm On May 06, 2015
EbubeOnoh:
I will get rich by fire or by force. If you are with me Y not say Amen!!
NO GO TRAFFIC HARD DRUGS OH...
Politics / Re: Anambra Poll Results: Ekwunife Sacks Ngige From Senate, Humbles Victor Umeh by obumsky059(m): 12:42pm On Mar 30, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Last janjaweedian kicked out of my state

Anambra central has done well though umeh won in my hometown
are u from Enugwu-ukwu?
Politics / Re: Princess Stella Oduah Won The Anambra North Senatorial Seat. by obumsky059(m): 12:37pm On Mar 30, 2015
Sagamite:


What a silly statement.

Lets even dash you the conjecture she performed better than all the Aviation ministers in the world despite all the plane crashes and crass airports we have.

Does that mean people that bought 2 cars for $1.6m should not be in jail, but instead voted into Senate?
Thank you for answering my question correctly.
Then convict and jail her instead if she comitted any crime instead ranting as a deluded and confused fellow on nairaland.
Politics / Re: Princess Stella Oduah Won The Anambra North Senatorial Seat. by obumsky059(m): 12:15pm On Mar 30, 2015
BlackGirlsCode:


Dear Complacent Nigerian,

Your days are numbered.
I HAVE HEARD YOU SIR/MADAM
Politics / Re: Princess Stella Oduah Won The Anambra North Senatorial Seat. by obumsky059(m): 12:05pm On Mar 30, 2015
Sagamite:
May all those that voted for this thief starve to death in the next 4 years.

May she help loot all the food from their mouth.

Fuuktards!
Among all the former Aviation ministers, who performed better than her? her track record and antecedents are glaring. lets give this woman a chance instead of condeming her. Indeed she has done alot for her district and the winning is much expected.

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Politics / Re: Princess Stella Oduah Won The Anambra North Senatorial Seat. by obumsky059(m): 11:54am On Mar 30, 2015
omenka:
Wasn't there an APC candidate in the contest??
APC does not exist in Anambra State
Education / Re: Father Wants To Beat His Daugher Because She Doesn't Know Mathematics...( Pic) by obumsky059(m): 10:10pm On Mar 19, 2015
SagePerv:
Mama Peace in the making.


just as your name is...you are a pervert!
Health / Re: Advices Needed Urgently. I Want To Petition 7UP PLC by obumsky059(m): 11:15pm On Mar 14, 2015
dsauce:
Hi pals, I purposely opened a new acct for this cos of d sensitivity. Please i need ur candid advice on this issue.

A cousin of mine got a crate of soft drinks and found out dat one of d 7up has a very big COCKROACH corked inside.

He showed it to a Pepsi distributing van, he was begged to give dem the bottle and give him about four crates in return.

A thought came to my mind and i told him "Man we are educated individuals, we can get a substantial amount of money from dis company if we follow d right procedure.

Maybe by threatening to sue them to court for improper Good house keeping (GHK) during production and total disregard for consumer health safety by getting d services of a lawyer who will first write them of d situation or report to NAFDAC (last option though cos dis means making money for corrupt politicians to steal ,cos we know NAFDAC can't fine them for nothing less than several millions of naira).

As anyone ever done dis n got good money from this companies or gat advices to give.

NOTE:: pls don't castigate us, since d govt cant help us,we av to utilize d slightest opportunity to hit big time.
can i purchase dat 7up drink from u? if interest, pm me asap
Politics / Re: Jonathan Presents Cheques & Appointment Letters To Victims Of NIS Tragedy - Pics by obumsky059(m): 1:19am On Mar 14, 2015
...I WILL ONLY AND SINCERELY THANK APC FOR MAKING OUR DEMOCRACY ACTIVE AND WORTHWHILE, I MIGHT GIVE THEM SOME CONSIDERATION COME 2019...
Gaming / Re: Guys Do You Remember These Games? by obumsky059(m): 11:15am On Nov 15, 2014
Iceking1:
KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!!
*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya
*The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy
*Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes
*Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering
*Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are reading all dis and not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...
U RE SOOO ON POINT BRO...SEEMS U DIDNT FLY PAPERS FROM MATCH BOX N ALSO THROW CATHEW.
Celebrities / Re: Crazed Fan Climbs Stage To Embarass WIZKID [pics] by obumsky059(m): 8:27am On Oct 22, 2014
make una stop hatin, he is one of d greatest talent Nigeria has ever got...i love wizzy anytym anyday

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Politics / Re: Adamawa: Ngilari Thanks Adamawa State Assembly For Impeaching Nyako by obumsky059(m): 5:08am On Oct 10, 2014
[b][/b] “I pray that those I offended should forgive
me and I also forgive those who offended
me. i think this man is still afraid of being ousted from the office again.
Politics / Re: UPDATE: NAF Bombing Boko Haram's Main Base In NE Now by obumsky059(m): 5:01am On Oct 10, 2014
pls kill them all cos i really want to return to BORNO state. i love dat city MAIDUGURI.
Celebrities / Re: Happy 28th Birthday To Phyno (Rapper) by obumsky059(m): 5:10pm On Oct 09, 2014
i soo much love this guy n his lyrics. PHYNO FYNO, i will always be a huge fan of ur work. ur rymes make sense die.

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