₦airaland Forum

sarrki:
Election has been won
Know need for this

If only fayose understood this post 2015

blexxonmak:
Use anti-wimax c band lnb.

Pls can you recommended a powerful c band lnb that is not too expensive. Thanks

Rerun loading. I hope the DSS is keeping tabs on fayose, I don't want to hear fayose escapes on handover day

TSHIRT2:
The just released software by crosat for 4950h, refuse to open any powerful channel but I did see that it autoroll those channels but yet no pictures. Anyone who is in my shoes, I intend to downgrade tommorow if no improvement.

Did it work?

don't let these criminals get to you, rise above them, channel your anger to productivity and someday Nigerians will sing your praises rather than black book

Can someone tell who these guys are? They don't seem like DSS, check the shoe they are putting on, DSS don't dress that way

Oboy

EMMAACHILE:
It's advisable for it to be minimum of $2000. These are what I was told by the VA.

1. You need a us LLC for dropshipping except if you are doing private level. Cost $500 or more

2. Fees for vas where minimum is around $300.

With $1000, you can make an average of $300 every two weeks and likely $600-$700 monthly before charges.

The little money left might be too small to run. Assuming you have your store opened with LLC if you are in Nigeria, then a $1000 could still be enough.

Oga emma , great job. I should get started soon

Dlee1:
Am sorry for not have replied you since but you can check this link below.

https://www.nairaland.com/712408/free-air-satellite-tv-general/665

Bless you bro. thanks

Bibi:
Are you standing as independent Candidate or on which party platform are you running?

I prose to include resource control in your agenda. Let the South South keep their oil wealth, The North their income from Groundnuts and colanuts, and the west their, hmmm, what? and the east, what?

Good question, APC or Rapc or pdp

Seun was formerly Musiwwa the General

Really?

Seun:
It is a fact universally acknowledged that politicians, not entrepreneurs, are responsible for the creation of jobs. If you vote for me as the next president of Nigeria, I promise to create jobs in my capacity as the commander in chief of the armed forces. I will use my sophisticated weapons to create millions of automatic jobs for Nigerians.

For example, I'm going to plant troops along the expressways linking the northern part of Nigeria to the south. When those troops spot lorries moving large quantities of agricultural produce to the south, they'll shoot the tyres so the lorries will lose control and veer into the bush. Many jobs will be created in the agricultural sector, because farmers in the north will have to employ more hands to replace the destroyed vegetables and fruits.

You may have witnessed customs officials destroying foodstuffs, medicines, clothes, and other items imported into the country illegally. This creates jobs in local industries and deprives those greedy importers of their illegal profits. The problem is that they don't go far enough - they allow some products to get into the country, destroying local jobs in the process. As the commander in chief, I will create millions of local jobs by making importation illegal.

Also, I'm going to purchase long range stealth bombers to sink some of the ships heading out of Nigeria. This will create more jobs in the maritime sector as shipping companies struggle to replace lost crew members. It will also create jobs in all exporting industries - oil, agriculture, and mining - because more goods will have to be exported to replace the ones destroyed. Imagine that: a single policy that creates jobs in two ways at once!

To create more jobs in the construction industry, I will employ demolition squads from the army to use grenades, dynamites, and bombs to completely destroy large office complexes all over the country. Don't worry - this will only take place on weekends and public holidays - so the only workers who might lose their lives are those who work hard when they are supposed to be relaxing at home. That is a risk that I am willing to take to create jobs.

But that's not all. I will influence the senate to create laws against deviants (atheists and homosexuals, geniuses and idiots) and moral offences like (adultery and fornication, envy and greed). All laws will come with long prison sentences starting from ten years and above. With millions of Nigerians in prison, there will be enough jobs for those who are lucky enough not to be convicted of any laws. There'll be more than enough jobs to go around!

Finally I will make it mandatory for any registered business to re-staff. I'll make it an offence for any company in Nigeria to operate without employing 250 Nigerians in each branch office. Registered businesses will have it easy - only 100 employees per branch and 2 branches minimum. Any manager who doesn't comply will be thrown in prison, making his job available to someone else! This is the secret of communism's success - job creation by fiat!

Some of my critics have suggested that with so many jobs created, paying the employees will become a problem. Isn't this ridiculous when, as the president of Nigeria I can just order the CBN to print more money? So please vote for me in the 2007 presidential elections, and I promise you that unemployment will become a thing of the past. I promise to make Nigeria the Zimbabwe of West Africa; in fact Nigeria will be much more gigantic giant.

His Excellency, The Most High Chief And Professor S Osewa (JSCE, SSCE, NFA)

Are you still running?

I can also show pics of how spare parts are sold in other countries against how it's done in Ladipo. Same shit

kabarka:
I thought they said something about western education.

Where did you guys get the idea that education is western?

This is really happening, fantastic

Only state police will get us there

Dinner, pepper soup and agidi

What like about cele is that they are not hypocrites when it comes to matters of sex

Ronke Oshodi will not like this, Yoruba earn like 100k per movie, this lady must have done live 5,000 movies this year or maybe she has MANY sources of income

Useless people, waiting to see how they will hide all the refuse on Lagos roads.

He is lucky to escape the curses of several hardworking drivers while he lounges from their sweat.

colorsofrainbow:
so this Malam is here to tell us that tivs are the ones killing themselves like this...welcome to NIGERIA!!!
anyways wetin consain me??the Fulani slaves paying for their yesteryears' sins

You have further evidence? pls push yours

What is he apologising for

Northern elders forum, Arewa consultative Forum have all gone under in the last 4 years, waiting to be activated when a southern president is elected.

Now this is what I call a thread. There should be one named after fela though

Apparently he is more reasonable than Rochas. Hope he has his PVC though


Dominique

Only working ministry in this government

Lesson? Hastily decisions pays no one.

pyyxxaro:
Chest Amaka

Brain Amaka

Leg's hope this order is obeyed so he can face his criminal charges from home

Time to delete senseless post here.

Dlee1:
Good day bro,
I used 4ways prime focus Stargold Fuji though I modified it to offset lnb.

How did you modify? cut the neck? pls explain. Thanks

Shegzy8:
Lwkmd...kante the warrior...na y e kill messi yesterday

Yet messi had 2 assist