Jokes Etc › Some Guys Can Go Xtra Miles Cuz Sex... by obynocute(op): 12:41pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
Some quys can qo extra miles cos
of s*x.
so I was in a bus stuck in traffic, with one quy sittinq
besides me. I would notice he
was actually busy chattinq with
one babe. The last messsaqe that
came in was "s*x toniqht?"
.
The mumu quy was so excited
and quickly typed "Yes". but an
aqbero snatched his phone from
his hand through d window. So he quickly qot out of
the bus and ran after the aqbero.
To my surprise he was not
askinq to qet the phone back
ooh.
.
but rather he was shoutinq on
top of his deep voice "abeq bro I
beq u in the
name of God help me press SEND,
PRESS
SEND, PLEASE PRESS SEND".
.
Smh!
# Compliment_of_t he_season |
Politics › Re: When You Vote An Illiterate With Nepa Bill As President And Petroleum Minister by obynocute(m): 7:29am On Dec 23, 2015 |
lolzzz... m lovin dis bashn, bt it seems lik pdp e worriors re winning 1-0, cus dey askd a qustion wch has nt yet bin answered, "did he or did he nt say, in quote, I will stabilize d oil price".. jst askin thou... |
Celebrities › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Sister Is One Helluva Beauty (photo) by obynocute(m): 4:03pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
lolzzzz guys una wicked oooo, @ least show some luv to d lady, she fyn, some how, u got warram sayn.. hallaaaa.... |
Computers › Re: Laptop Battery Needed.. by obynocute(op): 3:22pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
philinez: With the Dell inspiron 5423 battery, there are things you need to know else you'll keep buying batteries , pls wot nd wot do I nid to knw, dat will b of help to me. m open to ur suggestions. tnx. |
Computers › Re: Laptop Battery Needed.. by obynocute(op): 6:46pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
DBS1: I can get the battery for you call or Whatsapp me 07082638957 let me also know ur location tnx for reply sir, m in calabar. |
Computers › Re: Laptop Battery Needed.. by obynocute(op): 6:44pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
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Computer Market › Re: Laptop And Desktop Repairs In Portharcourt by obynocute(m): 12:42pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
nigerianservice: @obynocute. Its not available now. Sorry . tnx 4 ur reply, bt can it b available ani tym soon.? |
Computers › Laptop Battery Needed.. by obynocute(op): 6:53pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
please am in need of dell inspirion 5423 laptop battery. |
Properties › Re: Building Information Modelling (bim) by obynocute(m): 11:11am On Dec 05, 2015 |
sup bro, cn u design a stairs using orion. |
Computer Market › Re: Laptop And Desktop Repairs In Portharcourt by obynocute(m): 8:48am On Dec 05, 2015 |
cn I get dell inspiron 14z laptop battery frm u?. |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Expression Of Sympathy Isn't Enough - Sanusi Tells Buhari by obynocute(m): 11:45am On Dec 02, 2015 |
we shall overcome... |
Politics › Re: Shi’ite Islamic Group Procession After Boko Haram Attacked Their Member (Pics) by obynocute(m): 10:13am On Dec 01, 2015 |
owky, continue!!!!!!!.. |
Politics › Re: From GEJ To PMB, Did We Move From Frying Pan To Fire? Read This Report +photos by obynocute(m): 4:25pm On Nov 27, 2015 |
In OKONS voice...... jezuzzuuuuu...... |
Properties › Re: See Nigerians Build Homes Out Of Beverage Bottles(photos) by obynocute(m): 10:11am On Nov 12, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: My Close Female Friend Asked Me This! by obynocute(m): 5:38pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
Abeg una get lite 4 una area? |
Politics › Re: B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!!! I Have Never Met Amaechi In My Life - President Buhari I by obynocute(m): 7:48am On Nov 01, 2015 |
lolzzzzzzz..... owk naw let d lien continue, I hv never eatn rice on sundays. nxt poster ova 2 u.... |
Politics › Re: Vice President Osinbajo Blasts Religious Leaders Over Comments About Boko Haram by obynocute(m): 6:35am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Ok |
Politics › Re: String Of Successes Against Boko Haram Shows Military Can Meet Deadline – APC by obynocute(m): 6:09pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
We re winning d war!!!!!!. By APC. |
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by obynocute(m): 4:34pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
onisese: biss key please feed1: frequency 12335v27500, pid 2019(07E3), sid 19(0013) , key = AA 12 BB 77 12 CC 12 F0 2.feed2: frequency 12335v27500; pid 2020(07E4), sid 20 (0014) ; key = 17 8F 1C C2 99 CB 06 6A 3. RRSAT OU HD = Fréquency 11801v30008, sid 2(0002), pid 2002(07D2) , key = 50 D4 DD 01 0C 2E 85 BF 4. RRsat promo1 = fréquency 11800v30000, sid 10(000A), pid 2010,(07DA), key =AA 11 BB 76 11 CC 11 EE 5. RRsat promo2 = fréquency 11800v30000, sid 14(0014), |
Satellite TV Technology › Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by obynocute(m): 3:26pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
sunene1: At first i dont want to respond d way u wrote ur first post but i can see u really mean't what u post.Is like u have taken overdose of wee wee.or better still who let u out of ur cage.cos u're suppose to be reprimand in zoo and be tammed for life.see who is insulting people,do you even know how to assemble a dish not to of tracking a satellite.since u join this forum, gurus here has been spoon feeding u and u are here ranting and vommitting nonsense from ur diahorrea mouth.well i'm not surprise is like father like son.u have just shown that u lack home training.But let me stop here cos i believe u are a teenager.if not for nairaland who are u to to talk back at me. lik I said earlier I dnt hv tym 4 ur childish brain, if u lik assemble nta dish. Track heaven nd earth, wot wil hapin wil stil hapin, weda ur hide d information in ur bedroom, stations wil go, new ones wil stil b knwn... |
Satellite TV Technology › Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by obynocute(m): 2:31pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
sunene1: Watch ur tongue bro,when we loose this channel u will be among the people that will be asking gurus here to provide another means to watch football.nairaland is one of d most visited site,so we need to be cautious in what we post here. ur very stupid, so ur tryn to tell us dat SONY, iz nt aware dat der channels re open. Go get some brain, I dnt hv tym 4 ur childish reasonin. |
Satellite TV Technology › Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by obynocute(m): 11:41am On Sep 26, 2015 |
sunene1: U people have started again.Do u want us to loose this sony kix so soon.this is not irib that needs interpretation of their fixtures.sony is in english &everybody can read their fixtures.Agents are everywere looking 4 how to block our important chanels. . Stop sayn trash my frnd, do u tink dat dey dnt knw wotz hapinin? If a broda nids help, giv 2 him, weda agent or not, weda u kip it silent or nt, wot wil hapin, wil stil hapin one day.. |
Politics › Re: APC Blames Mimiko For Olu Falae's Kidnap - Punch by obynocute(m): 7:14am On Sep 24, 2015 |
Owk, continue!!!!!, since we re in d era of blaming tinx........ |
Politics › Re: Saraki, Getting What He Deserves – Tinubu by obynocute(m): 6:30pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
Owk, we don hear... |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: APC ,oshiomole Condemns Ngozi Iwealas" Appointment by obynocute(m): 3:43pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
Iz diz 4 real? Or !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Politics › Re: Saraki Tells CCTT-"I Am Here Because I'm The Senate President by obynocute(m): 3:39pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
Stil watchn the seasonal movie on a 5D screen.. |
Politics › Re: Exposed: Reasons Why Buhari May Be Witch-hunting Bukola Saraki by obynocute(m): 6:19am On Sep 20, 2015 |
Na dem sabi,,,,,, afta d witch huntin, wot nxt  |
Politics › Re: PDP Delayed Buhari's Ministerial List -APC by obynocute(m): 6:20am On Sep 16, 2015 |
Realiiii? |
Education › Re: See What This Hausa Boy Posted On Facebook Concerning His Neco Result by obynocute(m): 4:51pm On Sep 11, 2015 |
Owk na....... |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Snubbed As China Hosts Africa On Investment by obynocute(m): 1:46pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
WombRaiders: American and European investors are looking to China to do business and China was looking to do business with you and you say China is inconsequential?
Nigeria won't sink because of China but Nigeria will never progress without China. broda m nt an apc supporter, bt the fact is, dis govt is here 2 stay 4 d nxt 4yrs. no mata d name callin or d insult nd abuse, it wunt change anitin, only wot u nd I hv 2 do iz to continualy prayn 4 d country, 4 beta days ahead.. One luv... |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Snubbed As China Hosts Africa On Investment by obynocute(m): 1:24pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
WombRaiders: You APC zombies no get sense at all.
Just yesterday in another thread, your fellow broom wielding dunces where denouncing JP Morgan for their decision to delist Nigeria from the international bond market and stating that the west can go to hell with their imperialism. But you forget so easily how you fools still celebrated Buhari's invitation and attendance to the G7 economic summit in west Germany and his invitation to the White House as a sign of economic and diplomatic success.
Now you are stating that even China which has the largest economy and most industrialized Nation on the planet is inconsequential to our growth and development?
Simple homework for you; take a look around your present surroundings and you will see made in china everywhere. Even the device you are using to post nonsense here is made in China and the cheap fugazi clothes you are wearing was made in China!
You APC zombies have no single sense in your heads at all! . Lolzzzz, bros e pain u  ?, nigeria cn neva nd will neva sink cus of china.... |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Snubbed As China Hosts Africa On Investment by obynocute(m): 10:56am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Nigeria dnt nid china...... |