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*Parade rehearsal mode in my room activated*

Now dis is so bizzarre

faithwin2: Hello peeps. I'm new in d house. #Faithwin, #microbiology, #Abia state university, #2011

my fellow microbiologist, u re highly welcome 2 dis gr8 house

Ehizario: Gooday house members.
Its official! I'm signin in...
Ehizario da sylva 13A... Geology. The Premier University.
Greatest UItes! U are specially recognised.

U re highly welcome bro

MoyoGENERAL: ..I don finali show after enof peepins!..tripple hailings to everyone!..great thread i must say!..una HEAD dy there!...finishd from UNIBEN'12...13 gbosas to great UNIBEST..cant just wait for camping to start o!..by the way hope gud opportunities dy for FIRST CLASS cos I finishd wif one?..

wow! My fellow schlolarstical uniben pal, u re highly welcome 2 dis gr8 house. By d way which dept. did u grad 4rm?

beingblack: let me commend u all for this thread...
13a aspirant...bsc econ, foreign grad, finished.....ah-em, years ago
lagos on my mind

U re highly welcome 2 dis gr8 house

@Crazyman and Ogbeche, pls apart 4rm HIV club/grps, wat oda clubs can 1 join in camp?

muktar mtt: Alla doz ppl dat have bien catch dey all from south nd west dispite d low level of education in d norht u never find dis of graduate never, nd take a look UDUSOK versity in sokoto danfodio university many southerners call it islamic versity nd it rank d beast in producing medical doctors in d country nd vet medic u cn google it in NUC site, wen here Anyting nort. U go jst dey here dem. Run dere mouth shame on u all

Guy jst hold it there!! Even ur written English is appalling! I wonder if it is nt hausa they even use 2 teach u guys in dat ur sch nd here u re spewing nonsense

*singing* If e no be Enugu me i nor go go, if e no be Enugu me i no go go

Neroski: as @ last week Friday when i was @ UNIBEN,i didnt see or hear anything about Jamb reg num and besides if they need it,our eligibility form has our Jamb reg num on it and it can always be gotten from Auditorium or CRPU unit.

tnks a lot dear

moneybag4411: @ emmysteve...wish u a quick recovery bro...d devil is indeed a liar......

Guys,cld u believe i had a hell of time before i cld get how to buckle the NYSC belt...dat tyn na war oo...a friend of mine who is curently serving here in abuja came around,and while checking out his khaki,i cldnt get my way with the belt...try it out...thank God i came accross dat before i land for camp..it wasnt funny @ all...just imagine u cldnt buckle the belt and ure going around wit ur trousers falling...hahaha.

Guy, u re so funny By the way where do u reside in Abj?

princee007: Hi peeps, prospective NYSC 2013 Batch A Corper signing in,

Pls I need help securing my NYSC posting to LAGOS if U cn help me. With any. Info regarding this I'll be grateful

Also, if u intending to Serve In lagos by batch 2013 u can hook me up

Thanks

U re highly welcome bro 2 dis gr8 house.

Emmysteve: Seriously down with Malaria for the past three or four days now. Devil is a liar

*lays hands on Emmysteve nd prays in a loud voice* U RE HEALED IN D MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS, AMEN!!!

Mornin guyz. Glory 2 God tis a new day again nd exactly 6wks 2 nysc orientation. ENUGU on point!!!

Wat re they missing eh? @engrjoe

vallycan: Ya a big fool for nt knwin naija police identity dat's #20, u cud b kill simply for nt knwin this deir identity; in case of next tym pls take note!

did u av 2 insult in order 2 make ur point, silly person

*Singing* We re goin, we we re going ENUGUUU (10x)

2 all da LIONS nd LIONNESSES in dis house, a hearty congratulations on ur convocation. Av fun!!

jamoyakz: nope by month end dey will start issuing SOR for nw na mere romour ooo!!! Uniben we too much jor

tnks bro but re we 2 also submit jamb reg no. too?

donsax: You must be hallucinating!!!! What is there in eating cassava like yam...cassava that hausa people cook like yam and eat with yaajjji(rogo de yaajji) and wakes up next day stronger!!
No matter the condemnation nobody can stop me eating eba and akpu of mamaa chidima and still soak garri with cold chill water and roasted cashew nut...mtchhewww

Guy, na so u broke reach? Hia !!!

Gombs: Did u miss ur afternoon medication?

Abi u drank garri with engine oil?

Abi Alomo n spoilt beans?

Abeg u 2 dry joor

Mehn NYSC should just cm shap shap let me go abeg. I don tire 2 dey POUND YAM abeg. See as i dey sweat like xmas ewu. Anyway, POUNDED YAM nd HOT BANGA SOUP is ready. Anyone care 2 join me?

timpaker: What a tasty meal for the alligator... I guess the alligator is saving the meal till its 5 years old - by then it will more juicy and tasty

SHUT UP!!!

Watsup evryone? Hw una dey? Long tym no c. Pls pardon my absence all dis while, twas due 2 circumstances beyond my control. Anyway am back. Mehn dis thread is getting longer by day,gud work guys. 2 da newbies, y'all re welcome, all my UNIBEN pals(sandylurv, nerosky, nicklutz, and co) watsup? Any new info 4rm sch? Cos I heard Exams nd Rec. Av started giving out SOR. 2 d rest of house (Emmysteve, moneybag, Ellylace(congrats on ur covocation), ignis, outrage, D granite, samuelorija, Bigboss na p, fuckluv, anonimus, and co. hope u guys re cool nd kickin. Wishin y'all all d best. By d way who is coming 2 ENUGU wit me?

U go fear talent nah!

Guy! You are ON YOUR OWN O!!!

991: nice one; if na for naija, one of them for don dey vex say god don bless the other pass am.

Hahaha now dis got me laffing. Very funny

Rooneyboy: Absolute CRAP !

SHUT UP UR MOUTH!