₦airaland Forum

Machinegun91:
Women are always bringing bad things into the world.

SenatePresdo:
If I be Celeb, na only people girlfriends I go dey bang, Simps must get sense

HolyMan12:


Na so one guy go concert with him babe, carry the babe for shoulder make she fit get nice view. The girl come the scream[b] "2 face I love you"[/b] na so baba jejely drop her down leave with vex

tessybrown:
I don know say one wayrey must comment hahahaha no wahala
No Fugazzi

Johnmatuc2:
So me and this girl have been dating for like 2 months now the relationship has not been all that rosy but we are doing well..

I met her a virgin the day we tried having sex only my one finger could penetrate her

Fast forward to one month now we have not seen each other because of work, just met her today and I discovered my three fingers are now penetrating her,,,,


Don’t know what to think I didn’t have sex with her because she was complaining is painful


Is she still a virgin?? I’m just dumbfounded when I discovered my 3 finger could enter her..


What do y’all think?

Itopalucky:
The Minister of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development Sadiya Umar Farouq has called on world leaders to proffer solutions for a more resilient society by promoting peace and stability for future generations.

Umar Farouq made the call when the Ministry hosted a Side Event at the 77th United Nations General Assembly in New York at the weekend themed; 'STRENGTHENING RESILIENCE AND SUSTAINING DEVELOPMENT: A Humanitarian Approach to Leaving No One Behind.'

In her opening remarks, the minister noted that the rise in hunger, poverty, insecurity and disasters has impeded humanitarian and development efforts globally.

She called for concerted efforts to tackle the myriad of challenges confronting humankind to save generations unborn.

“The world today is facing complex humanitarian crises. Increasing poverty, rising inflation, high energy and food prices; unemployment and violent extremism continue to impede humanitarian and development efforts. In 2022, geo-political conflicts, coupled with climate change have led to dramatic rise of food insecurity in several parts of the world, including Nigeria.

“In these challenging times, we are reminded, once more, of the important role we play as leaders, in charting the way out of these turbulent times to a future that promotes peace, stability and progress, in order to create a more resilient society that guarantees the safety and prosperity for all and future generations. At this year’s General Assembly, we have been guided in our discussions by the theme: “A Watershed Moment: Transformative Solutions to Interlocking Challenges”. A very fitting theme to our contemporary issues that have interwoven side effects and consequences, hence our choice of the theme for this side event: “Strengthening Resilience and Sustaining Development: A Humanitarian Development Peace Approach to Leaving No One Behind”.
 
“The interconnectedness of today’s world underscores the importance of multilateralism and partnerships. In this regard, we must act in a concerted manner in order to tackle the myriad of challenges confronting humankind if we are to achieve Agenda 2030. The 2030 Agenda provides us with the framework to eradicate poverty, build peace, foster prosperity, and improve livelihoods in a manner that preserves the environment, protects vulnerable populations and empowers women”.

In his keynote address, President Muhammadu Buhari GCFR stated that the recent Covid -19 Pandemic is a reflection of the global uncertainty and emphasized role of leaders in ensuring world peace to save mankind and humanity.

“The uncertainty and unpredictability of our world in the last three years due to the COVID-19 pandemic, catastrophic weather events and conflicts have reminded us of the important role we play as leaders, whose citizens entrust upon us the responsibility of charting a future of peace and prosperity. This we can only guarantee through strategic foresight and visionary leadership.

“My administration’s pronouncement on the 21st of August 2019, for the establishment and creation of the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development was a strategic intervention and underscores Nigeria’s commitment to consistently strengthen resilience and sustain development through improved coordination and synergy between international, regional and national humanitarian and development actors, peacebuilding partners and governments.

“The Federal Government of Nigeria, through the Ministry, its Agencies and Programmes, has developed policies, frameworks, programmes and plans that form the foundation necessary to build resilience. These activities have helped to deepen dialogue in a bid to reinforce existing capacities and strengthen coping strategies.  

“We have also implemented targeted policies, frameworks, programmes and plans that support the agenda 2030 and resilience building of our citizenry through the National Internally Displaced Persons Policy, the Revised National Emergency Management Plan, the National Emergency Flood and Response Plan, the National Policy for Aging for Elderly Persons,  the Poverty Reduction Plan, and the revised National Policy on disability, and National Social Investment Programme (NSIP) Bill recently approved by the Federal Executive Council, all aimed at supporting my Administration’s strategy to lift 100 million Nigerians out of poverty by the year 2030”.

The President however harped on the need to implement all the policies and frameworks within a collaborative and tenured plan to help Federal Government reduce conflict and enhance efforts on Humanitarian Coordination and integration of the National Humanitarian Development Peace Framework.
 
“The National Humanitarian Development Peace Framework is a multi-track, multi-agency and multi-stakeholder approach that supports the growth of local capacities for post conflict or post disaster reconstruction activities. This is achieved through equitable policy making and investment aimed at building resilience and guaranteeing better response mechanisms to man-made or environmental catastrophes in Nigeria.
 
“Nigeria is prioritizing the development of a digitized and integrated management information system to address operational gaps across agencies and programmes. The institutionalization of automated processes and procedures through the coordination framework will facilitate real time monitoring while ascertaining frequent performance reporting.”
 
The President called on stakeholders to actively engage in leveraging the existing coordination Frameworks and the National Humanitarian Development Peace plan to activate more private sector participation, enable the consolidation of partnerships and accelerate the collaborations required to realize a triple nexus approach to leaving no one behind.

tessybrown:
Greetings due to some grammatical expression, I think it better I write this with pidgin language or mix am up with English base on street!!!

Okay I get this friend way I don know for 4yrs now since Lagos, now he's in onistha and me dey my home town!
This is what happens the dude don dey for onistha for six months and he decides to shift to my place where he's currently staying with me now, but the dude keeps inviting he's girlfriend to come stay in the same house, most times she stays a week before going back & most times she stays few days before going back, and Una know village things na, people dey always talk, I will tell him after that day him go tell the gf make she go...

One faithful day way me and this guy comot, to our greatest suprise the girl come without calling over the phone + she don know where I dey keep keys that why she open don enter house go relax.
The one way dey mad me na the guy go close the room way them dey base on say na ( room & parlour things ) I had to be knocking to enter the room this one marvel me o, cus inside the same room my clothes, tooth brush dey inside there so in the morning I need to knock before I enter the room, I don free room for them dey sleep for parlour...

Reaching yesterday
Dude tell me say her babe landlord don lock her out side, him no even take permittion from me the next thing him tell the girl to come over to the house.
I don't even know their plan like this she dey house and I just sit-down outside dey reason waytin dey happen like this Omo the matter tire me o.
Am not saying the girl should not come over to see him, according to the guy him say na the girl way him wan marry, but what am saying say be say it not supposed to be everytime. Even me way get house no dey carry babe come dey house, na hotel I dey carry babes go. If I talk em go tell me say brother I be 35 make nobody dey give me advice. Asin you dey my village way be say people go dey put eye for my matterz and you dey talk say make I no dey mind Them. Abeg waytin Una think?

I just say make I seek advice from Una abeg waytin Una think about this?

Ekejoestar:
Chai, wetin they wan tell God now.

PoTTV:
I'm new in town and need to get weed. I promise I'm not a fed. Just need something to relax.

siofra:
I swear I don't know. They want us not to exist again.

Kollins11:
Correct guy!

If na me, I go kiss my bride so passionately at the front of her parent. Infact I go even raise her gown up, shift her pant then begin to thrust in and out in presence of everybody while they spray us money.

lonelydora:
This is a warning to all "I tap into your grace" crew.

Not all Range Rover or Benz you see on the road was bought with clean money.

Do the crime and do the time.

PhantomThief:
This is how the Agbado boys should be treated coming 2023 election

Nice one from the Nigerian Police officer

Entprys:
Follow the devil you know.
BAT, the man of integrity