₦airaland Forum

SeverusSnape:
Honesty, the best policy in life.

yea it is except in Nigeria politics.

It's very simple. I'll stop to imagine dat.

Oga majek fashek, even though i truely love ur song, i don't think Timi go steal them. He's too decent for all this abegi. Timi no be ghetto singer na. He knws what controversy such as this will do to his career. So i believe Timi Dakolo on this one.

We don hear bt make 2019 come first.

ernesty20:
hope u will be my campaign manager?

sorry dude, i'm very busy nw....

Dear Tarila Ogah,
ur letter is intended to wipe up sympathy for ur father nd draw the attention of the public to his plight.
However, let me remind u that so many men and infact fathers lost their lives on the 1st of october 2010. Their suffering children (including daughters) don't ve the means of telling their own stories.
U might nt knw how much of anger, pain, suffering etc that this has caused them, realising that they might nt see daddy again. No dad to tell bed time stories or drive them to school. No kiss on the forehead, no coarse voice to shout out them whn they are wrong. No dad's gentle sweet voice nd hand to hold them nd reassure them that all will be well whn they face the storm of life. No dad to play football, Play station, chess, scrabble, baseball, basketball with. No father to walk the down the aisle as well. No dad to follow them to get their beautiful flower (bride).
U still have hope that ur dad is alive somewhere nd u can still see him bt dis kids ve none of dat.
If ur dad is truely innocent, trust me, ex president jonathan would ve gotten him out. Remember jonathan even stood d ground 4 MEND and deny their involvement even whn they themselves had claimed responsibility.
So my dear, take a chill, relax and allow d law take it's full course.
Even as u want justice, this families nd the whole Nigerians want justice too.

Oche211
a concerned Nigerian.

Generalkorex:
this country don dey tire me.
For the past 3 weeks now the price of gas had been going up in my area.
The 12.5kg which was N2500 before is now sold for N3800 and N4000 in some place here in isawo.
gas plant N3,500

here in lagos, it was N4000 last week whn i went to fill. D increase waz unexpected though.

Lalasticlala can help

Wack.... Guy, withdraw 4rm d race. Don't disgrace urself. My million dollars advice

They do that so that u fall down na.
No matter the pushing, i no go fall lailai.
The worst thing that will happen is that me nd the pastor go dey waka round the church. Na him go tire.
Hate dat crap

So sad. May his soul rest in peace.

otokx:
You can try Otuoke

exactly what i want to say. When u get to Otuoke market, make a turn to your left. Walk down that lane nd take the second turning to your right.
Walk a little down the corridor, u'll see a young lady selling the cassava bread. It's always fresg.
Hope i've been of a great help to u.

ikbnice:
I bet you have your guns loaded.

hehehehehehehehe i'm nt a killer man. Bt at least, we get to knw the idiots in midst here on nairaland.

kelvee:
Crime Guard investigation revealed that the Olanyan
family struggle for survival, like several other Nigerians
out there, began after its bread winner , Amos
Olaniyan, was verbally suspended from the Nigeria
Police same year Tunde was born, by the Police
Commissioner in Oyo state, Abubakar Tsav, over
alleged bribery and corruption . Although report had it
that the Senate had on December 15 , 2016 directed
his reinstatement , after due investigation which
exonerated Amos from the allegation, till date, Police
authorities are yet to adhere to the directive.

"the senate had on december 15, 2016 directed his reinstatement"?
Foolish bloggers. Shey na time machines una dey use.
No links or source self.

Some idiots will come out nw to say that Pres. Buhari owns it. Waiting for the first idiot to quote me with that claim.

By the way, what's the work of NAPTIP abi d Agency just like NAFDAC is also dead.

What a sad story. I feel her pains.
I am of the opinion that the govt shld set up a department under the ministry of women affairs that will provide adequate shelter for these vulnerable girls so that they can easily escape 4rm the brothels nd find love, peace nd shelter there until adequates plans are put in place to take them back to their people. Seems most of these girls see that they don't have any other alternatives, so they just easily submit to the threats 4rm their so called madams.

afanide:
They banned you and u still post this
Many are mad but few are roaming....

i swear, d Op matter tire me

Op, u need to be in a rehab or Yabaleft ASAP. This nut wey commot 4rm ur head so, na serious gobe oo.

Those who pick Ali modu nomination forms go dey dance shoki by nw.

PDP house of commotion

raker300:
if the DSS was as active as you think, the Fulani herdsmen wouldn't be having such boldness in its attacks.

u re right man. Even though i sometimes see them as attack dogs in the hands of the executive, we still have to give them little credits whn they bust some syndicates or records some success.

Great work DSS.

She for just commot from house without any clothes. Nonsense

I haven't seen it nd i don't give a da*n nor care at all abt dat.

What sort of rubbish is this. This dude (or what shld i call him nw) is truely mad

nwaanambra1:
is smellymouth a MOD now


if yes then thats bad men!!!




no wonder av not been seeing his memes of late!













that means he will no longer be giving us those fantastic, intelligent and delightful memes!














and i noticed that his girlfriend have been trying to fill in by posting memes - but they just cant be like that of smellymouth









NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS AT ALL!




anyway sha congrats to him - at least he will be earning 70k every month as salary - that will go a long way in taking care of his smellymouth!

he's nt a mod oo. Na me just say make i call the nigga

Stanislaus17:
...u're correct dude..take it easy o

u sure man?

How many did i miss there. Check the answer well o.

Stanislaus17:
... Incorrect sir!

oga mr, kilode!!! How u take knw say it's incorrect. Abi u get expo ni

From the youngest to oldest, we have;
Olanna who wears a Red dress nd she is a Teacher.
Amina, Green dress nd a lawyer.
Chiamaka, yellow dress and a doctor.
Cc
Lalasticlala, smellymouth