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niceguy7:
Character...not beauty..is the best..beauty can fade at any time...buh nt character.

Oga, you never hear of ladies wey change character after marriage? na wa o

rokiatu

i need you in my life pleeeeease!

ALex Otti We want ooo

I want to f.uck my wife and she dey form?

No Problems. Time to call My Calabar Sidechic.


F.UCK MONOGAMY!!!

hmmmm

hmmmmm,

Beht why did the OPs remove my picture?

Nice one

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Forget the T-72s,pretty much old school but the best battle tank of its generation,its ancestors T-50s are judged to be operationally better than the American Shermans and the legendary Nazi Panzerfaust king tigers in range,speed and armour..the T-72s are devastatingly efficient..the BMPs, my dear people of Nigeria, are the sh**t..coming with 30 mm autocannons,mortar launchers,portals for easy and quick fire suppression by all occupants, diesel engines, high tensile front,side armour,subwoofer sleek internal environment..we are talking about 300 horses of pure russian muscle and firepower.I'd kill to be part of its crew..We will give the American Bradleys a run for their money..Kudos to Daddy Goodluck for these toys.. [/color]

I LOVE YOUR ANALYSIS.
WHEN U ARE PART OF THE CREW, CALL ME
I'LL DRIVE

MEANWHILE, I'M IN NEED OF A WIFE WITH BIG ASS. I CAN KILL FOR BIG ASS..

WOW. BUSTED!!!

GEJ TILL 2023

orlaryhincah:
Fellow Compatriots, vote your conscience. Don't be manipulated. If your pastor says don't vote for a Muslim, ask him if Daniel served a saint; whether Modeccai did not serve King Ahaseurus and if Joseph was not a prime Minister under Pharaoh. This election is not about North versus South, nor is it Christian versus Muslim. It is about Nigeria and good governance. Don't allow politicians divide us. When they share money, they don't talk about religion. When they want donations from Aliko Dangote, they don't remember he is a Muslim. When they enter an aircraft, they don't ask the religious faith of the pilot. When their bosses are atheists, they don't resign from the job. When an Alhaji gives them contracts, they don't reject it. They and their wives go to Dubai to spend money. Dubai is in United Arab Emirate but they have no problems buying houses in Dubai. But when it comes to politics back home, they say they want to ISLAMISE you. Yet, some of these people were spiritual consultants to Abacha. Vote your conscience. If you want to vote for Jonathan, vote for him based on your conviction that he has performed in your estimation and not because he is a "Christian". If you want to vote for Buhari, vote for him because you feel disenchanted with Jonathan government, not because he is a Muslim. Say NO to bigotry. God bless Nigeria.
#Word

..and what the fvck do i ask my IMAM if he tells me not to vote a christian

We chris.tians are not stuppid

FVCK VIRGINITY!

IF SHE CAN TWERK ON THE D, SERVE U A MINDBLOWING BJ, COOK WELL, IS RESPECTFUL...

SHEZ BETTER THAN ANY VIRGIN JOOR

Misogynist2014:
Ask him what business religion has with good governance.

..and have my head severed off my body abi..

Thanks but no thanks

Barselonia:
Dear Compatriots, Vote your conscience. Don't be
manipulated. If your pastor says don't vote for a Muslim, ask
him if Daniel served a saint; whether Modeccai did not serve
King Ahaseurus and if Joseph was not a prime Minister under
Pharaoh. This election is not about North versus South, nor is
it Christian versus Muslim. It is about Nigeria and good
governance. Don't allow politicians divide us. When they
share money, they don't talk about religion. When they want
donations from Aliko Dangote, they don't remember he is a
Muslim. When they enter an aircraft, they don't ask the
religious faith of the pilot. When their bosses are atheists,
they don't resign from the job. When an Alhaji gives them
contracts, they don't reject it. They and their wives go to
Dubai to spend money. Dubai is in United Arab Emirate but
they have no problems buying houses in Dubai. But when it
comes to politics back home, they say they want to
"ISLAMIZE" you. Yet, some of these people were spiritual
consultants to Abacha. Vote your conscience. If you want to
vote for Jonathan, vote for him based on your conviction that
he has performed in your estimation and not because he is a
"Christian". If you want to vote for Buhari, vote for him
because you feel disenchanted with Jonathan government,
not because he is a Muslim. Say NO to bigotry. God bless
Nigeria.

SO WHaT QUESTIONS DO I ASK MY IMAMA IF HE TELLS ME NOT TO VOTE A CHRISTIAN?

IDI..OT!

mencade4:
wraps 500 naira Igbo at once.


Ready to smoke all as i ruminate on this thread.




This is the more reason why i dont get too close to my friends' girlfriends.



Fear evil.....fear women.

CONTINUE SMOKING IGBO.

SOON, U GO SEE URSELF FOR PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL.

beht wait o,

WHO INVENTED BUTT PADS SEFF? I used to admire gurls with big ass

but i dont know which is real.

oduastates:
Have a look at this

CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED!

Welcome to the Jet Age where its too hard to fool people

bosoms be saggin already. SMH

The Crowd:
Are they up to 5 Million people?

This same niqqa had 12 million votes but still lost.

GEJ till 2023

Hmmmmm TIWAAA

beht..

KEEP ON WEARING BUTT PADS ALL YOU WANT, WE SHALL MEET AT THE SWIMMING POOL..

No. I never did

Missy89:
When will the DSS arrest and prosecute APC officials if the documents were genuine and incriminating?

Why does it take weeks before the evidence was presented to the press?

Proper forensic work takes time.

Ikengawo:
yoruba pseudo-intellectuals are a serious national handicap. I've never seen a group of people so completely void of a stance, viewpoint or backbone. Anything that happens they'll sway with the breeze and be for and against it at the exact same time, and it's never and issue the helps or advances their own people. They'll always own the issues of others on their own head while their own homeland is devoured by others. While this man is clamoring for Nigeria to condemn Israeli occupation of Palestine, Fulani occupation of Illorin is never mentioned because it would require them to show some sort of courage or actual sacrifice. As long as they can talk from a distance they channel their lust for bad belle and gossip into that issue so intensely that it will shock anyone. Then when it comes time to discuss the issues that effect them, nothing. All because that would require them to do something immediate and courageous. They'll just talk and talk without being for or against everything while being for and against everything at the same time.

Let mister Oloyede vote to recognize an Oba of Illorin to the face of it's Fulani Emir. Which one concerns you with Palestine? Even the Bakassi that Obasanjo sold to Cameroon, what is his stance on this? Ridiculous

My brother. U hit the nail on the head. When I hear the word "Emir of Ilorin", I just shake my head. I'm Igala by tribe. Though we may be small in number, we do not cede our territories. Never. Even when the Fulanis tried to fight us at Bagana, they were greeted with a resistance so stiff, the Fulanis have concluded that they need to change their route and boycott Bagana. Its not too late for the Yorubas to take back Ilorin, if they actually want to

ONE HAND IS BLACK, THE OTHER HAND IS FAIR!!!! CHAI!

Superleo:
The 2nd guy is still cute.

gay alert

LRNZH:
We need a more comprehensive rail project integrated with air and sea ports.

Not this refurbished trains.

Sai Buhari

OMG! Buhari that put an end to the LAGOS METRO RAIL PROJECT is the one u trust to give u a more comprehensive rail project integrated with air and sea ports?

Chai! I have seen a BLIND supporter of GMB! Do some reading. Haba!

LET THE YORUBAS WHO SUPPORT BUHARI CALL THESE MEN THIEVES AND DESERVING OF THE TREATMENT GIVEN THEM...

1. Pa Awolowo. Let them say AWOLOWO was a useless trouble-maker and dissident and corrupt and deserved to have house ransacked, passport seized he could not go abroad for medical treatment. His home in Ikenne was also surrounded by soldiers. SAY IT. SUPPORT BUHARI AND SAY IT ABOUT AWO. CALL HIM DISSIDENT.

2. Pa Adekunle Ajasin, former Gov, Ondo State. CALL HIM THIEF. SAY HE IS A THIEF. SAY IT. Tell me he deserved 100 years in prison. Pa Ajasin is known not to have spent one kobo of his security vote and had only one house to his name in his native Owo till his death. BUT BUHARI SUPPORTERS OF YORUBA OPPRESSION, SAY IT NOW THAT AJASIN IS A THIEF.

3 - Pa Lateef Jakande, former Gov, Lagos State. SAY IT DEAR BUHARI LOVER. His name even rhymes with THIEF. CALL HIM LATHIEF JAKANDE. PRONOUNCE IT....SAY LATHIEF LATHIEF LATHIEF cos Buhari clled him that and locked him up for 100 years. Call the man that gave you roads and schools and lowcost houses, and who remains poor to this day laTHIEF Jakande. Failure to call him that shows you are a coward. Call him what Buhari said he is. CALL HIM THIEF.

4 - Cicero, Bola Ige. former Gov, Oyo State. Sentenced to over 100 years on corruption charges. CALL HIM BALLER THIEF. Do that now CALL BOLA IGE THIEF. After all he was Minister of power under OBJ and could not fix the light situation in Nigeria. IBB should not have taken a coup. BOLA IGE SHOULD HAVE DIED IN PRISON SO NIGERIA BECOMES EL DORADO AND CORRUPTION-FREE. SAY IT. SAY BOLA IGE SHOULD HAVE DIED IN PRISON SAY IT BUHARI LOVER, say it.

5. Papa Bisi Onabanjo former Gov, Ogun State. CALL HIM THIEF. Does it matter that all courts found all of these Yorubas innocent? Does it matter that it was a Kangaroo tribunal that jailed Onabanjo? Surely he ought to die in prison. How dare he even go to the hospital in the first place, and be arrested from there on Buhari's orders? Woe Betide IBB's coup. ONABANJO OUGHT ROTTEN AND HAVE HIS FOOT AMPUTATED IN PRISON AND DIE. SAY IT...1...2....3....go ONABANJO IS A THIEF. Goooood. Nice one Buhari supporter.

6 - Bisi Akande, former Gove. Jailed on corruption charges. Now, Akande and Buhari are together in the APC. Is Akande no longer corrupt, Buhari? KAI, CHAI, EWOOO. AKANDE AND BUHARI WERE IN APC? CHEI!!! Is the 100 year sentence over?

7 - Yoruba Buhari supporter, say FELA IS A PROBLEM, BUHARI DEAL WITH HIM. Again!!! BUHARI IS A PROBLEM, FELA DEAL WITH HIM....sorry Fela sorry sorry FELA IS A PROBLEM, BUHARI DEAL WITH HIM. Yes. Fela Anikulapo Kuti received 10 years for being vocal against Buhari's regime. Buhari said then, he has resolved to deal with the "fela problem". SO Yoruba Buhari supporter, think of FELA AND THE CROWD AT HIS BURIAL AND SAY "YOU FELA ARE A PROBLEM."

8 - Ooni of Ife. Seized his passport and prevented him from travelling abroad. YES YES, HOW DARE HE GO TO ISRAEL? Enemy state of Islam? Say it "HOW DARE YOU GO TO ISRAEL, ENEMY STATE OF ISLAM?

9 - Tunde Thompson. Journalist jailed for reporting against government. BUHARI SUPPORTERS all screaaaaaaaam GBEBURUN, AMEBO TATAFO. Good jailing. Again, scream GBEBURUN, DIE IN PRISON!!!

Tai Solarin. Ahhh Papa Awolowo's friend. Surely he should die. Buhari supporters say this "TAI, YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD SO NO PARADISE FOR YOU. YOU DO NOT DESERVE AN INHALER FOR YOUR ASTHMA. It is a good thing you became too weak in prison and never became well, even as People' Bank boss under IBB. You should have died in prison. SAY IT BUHARI SUPPORTERS. SAY TAI SOLARIN SHOUL HAVE DIED. He talks too much. He must die. It is people like him that is why a few people know that Buhari was corrupt. By now everybody would have said he was perfect. SAY IT. Say DIE TAI, DIE TAI DIE Tai.

11 - Ayo Ojewunmi became blind in jail after Buhari blatantly refused to release him to get medical attention. Buhari supporters, say AYO, WHAT DO YOU NEED EYES FOR? again, let us rhyme it AYO, WHAT DO YOU NEED EYE FOR? Go blind, go blind, so you do not see more to steal. Go blind, go blind.

12 - Busari Adelakun YOU HAVE EATEN ALL YORUBA MONEY, LET ULCER KILL YOU IN JAIL. Yes, say it with Buhari "LET ULCER KILL BUSARI IN JAIL.

13 - The many many Yoruba youth slaughtered in the north in 2011. BLOODY DOGS AND BABOOONS. Now say it again "all yorubas killed in the North because Buhari was "RIGGED" are nothing but DOGS AND BABOONS. Yes, RIG, perceived or established, even when it is clear he lost, RIG AND DIE YORUBA YOUTHS. PDP RIGS AND YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DOGS AND BABOONS.

Adétòmíwá Adétiléwá, I am sure you agree with me that Yorubas who support Buhari who almost annihilated their leaders in one year while only very few of his people saw jail...relatively few, these YORUBAS MUST PRINT THIS AND PUT ON THEIR WALL.....

(child poem recitation voice activated)_

AWO WAS A DISSIDENT, BOLA IGE THIEF
Buhari must be president, Jakande was LATHIEF
Throw them in Kirikiri and the lagoon
They are blood of dogs and baboon

Ena Ofugara reporting for THEM DEY FIND ME TO BEAT News.

hmmmmm

lekhane:
It would have been better if only she can show us what GEJ has done for the southwest in the last six years to prove his love for the zone

Lagos-Ibadan Expressway,
Omotosho Power Plant
Speedy funding for EKO Atlantic Project
Rehabilitation of Rail lines
Car Manufacturers are setting up shop in the SW e.g Yamaha, Nissan, etc

TOOLZ IS SUPPOSED TO BE NUMBER 1.

Very legal.
Infact...

hmmmm