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TravelRe: Fake Woman Bosoms Serve As Concealment Method For Drug Trafficking by ochejagabriel: 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2014
All those ladies wearing butt pads and curve-enhancing outfits, no worry.

we shall meet at the swimming pool.
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Picture Of A 'house' Tagged Not For Sale by ochejagabriel: 7:57pm On Dec 27, 2014
GMB house in Katsina.

Behind the house, 150 cows waiting for their leader to lead them to the grazing fields
PoliticsRe: Primate Olabayo’s shocking predictions About 2015 General Election by ochejagabriel: 6:34pm On Dec 27, 2014
When you chant "Sai Buhari" on Social Media, pls remember it is the last thing those youth corpers who died in 2011 heard from their killers
PoliticsRe: Anybody Who Means Well For Nigeria Will Support Jonathan, Says IBB by ochejagabriel: 5:24pm On Dec 27, 2014
See Nairaland ABOVE ME.
Chai

Anyways....

PoliticsRe: Photos From President Jonathan's Visit To IBB In Minna Today by ochejagabriel: 5:06pm On Dec 27, 2014
Keneking:
Buhari shall beat Jonathan in Round One only at the elections.
I trust IBB can not sell out to Jonathan easily ahead of his brother Buhari.
Sai APC
NOW I KNOW U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NORTHER NIGERIAN POLITICS.

IBB put Buhari in Jail after he took over. IBB didnt even allow Buhari attend his mother's burial. Both of them are sworn enemies..

So when u say "his brother", I just laugh

Many of u pro-APC e-rodents will be shocked in 2015
CrimeRe: Australia Returnee Murders Lover In Benin by ochejagabriel: 1:10pm On Dec 27, 2014
Hmmm. Good one
beht...

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Would You Prefer A Male Or Female Boss? by ochejagabriel: 7:02am On Dec 27, 2014
Nothing like a Blow Jobb from a female boss...

She just called me into her office..

Locked the door...

Boom! Cloud 99!
CultureRe: Beauty Of Middlebelt Nigerian Women by ochejagabriel: 8:44pm On Dec 26, 2014
*IN LUDACRIS VOICE*
my anaconda dont...
my anaconda dont...
my anaconda dont want nothing except u gat buns hun

Summary: Backside is the definition of beauty.
if she get a.ss, she is fine
i can do anything for a.ss
PoliticsRe: I Won't Have Office For First Lady- Buhari by ochejagabriel: 8:16am On Dec 26, 2014
saaedlee:
Just to cut cost of running govt. It is a nice proposition!
Ok, let him tell all APC members in the house to slash their salaries by ONLY 15% to cut cost, just to prove himself
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Wife Visits Tinubu (Picture) by ochejagabriel: 5:33pm On Dec 22, 2014
IMPOSSIBLE!

PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Choice Fuels Anti-jonathan Sentiments In North by ochejagabriel: 11:52am On Dec 22, 2014
themejiwalker:
GMB 2015

Aso Rock Straight!!!
YES OOOOO!
TO GO AND CONGRATULATE GEJ!
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Remembers When He Used To Enter Public Buses (Photo) by ochejagabriel: 9:14pm On Dec 21, 2014
Hmmm Nice one....
beht..
where is the conductor?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Collects His Permanent Voter's Card In Katsina (Pictures) by ochejagabriel: 8:38pm On Dec 21, 2014
EVEN ON THAT DAY, HE WILL VOTE JONATHAN.

JONATHAN HAS WON ALREADY. FEDERAL MIGHT IS NOT BEANS.

I HEAR ATIKU IS LOBBYING FOR JONATHAN TOO.

LET APC BUY 200 CARTONS OF HANDKERCHIEF.

BECAUSE COME FEB. 2015,

BUHARI WILL CRY AGAIN
CelebritiesRe: "I'm Too Young To Get Married" -timaya Claims by ochejagabriel: 10:11pm On Dec 20, 2014
You gat money. Too many babes be forming nice. Too many babes cooking for u. too many babes straffing u. To abandon that kinda life for marriage is hard o
PoliticsRe: Photos: Fayose Distributes Rice, Chicken & Cash To Ekiti People by ochejagabriel: 7:49pm On Dec 20, 2014
this is what FAYEMI didnt do for 4 years.

GEJ till Buhari use all his 150 cows do suya
PoliticsRe: Photo : Will Mandela's Statement On Buhari Become Prophetic? by ochejagabriel: 7:19pm On Dec 20, 2014
He will be president over his 150 cattle
CrimeRe: Man Charged With Stabbing Co-Tenant Over Bathroom Usage by ochejagabriel: 1:10pm On Dec 20, 2014
Kai! GEJ has failed us again...



Meanwhile.... GEJ till Buhari shyte for WUSE market

PoliticsRe: This Was How President Jonathan Met Our Railway System (Pictures) by ochejagabriel: 1:07pm On Dec 20, 2014
Ok, so i see some people condemning PDP's GEJ for this. They even say its sub standard.

I agree.

Beht...

WHERE IS APC AMAECHI's MONORAIL PROJECT?
Car TalkRe: Do U Know The Abbreviations On Your Number Plates? by ochejagabriel: 8:58am On Dec 20, 2014
alphaconde:
Wow m so happy to know all that
What of Abuja
RSH
KWL
RSH -- kaRSHi
KWL -- KWaLi
Christianity EtcRe: When A Born Again Christian Is Sex Starved by ochejagabriel: 8:08am On Dec 20, 2014
I AM REALLY CONFUSED.
1. FOR EXAMPLE, A CHRISTIAN, WITH A NATURAL SUPER-HIGH SEX DRIVE.
2. IF HE HAS SEX, HE HAS SINNED.
3. IF HE MASTURBATES, HE HAS SINNED
4. IF HE HAS WET DREAMS, INFACT THAT ONE WORST, BECAUSE HE IS BLEEPING IN HIS DREAMS WITH A SPIRIT HE DOESNT KNOW

WHAT THE IS THE WAY OUT?
RomanceRe: 5 Steps To Seduce Girls - A Seduction Guide For Men by ochejagabriel: 8:17pm On Dec 19, 2014
VickyyB:
You forgot his third leg must be hugely endowed lipsrsealed and he must have a nice abs. smiley
CORRECT BABE! 1000000 LIKES!
PoliticsRe: General Buhari Shares A First Shot With Prof.osinbajo His Running Mate. by ochejagabriel: 4:42pm On Dec 17, 2014
A lot of people are funny sha,
Mr President utilizes his position and lobbies for Dieziani to become OPEC President,
Jona also utilized his influence and made Dieziani President of Gas Exporters Association worldwide...

Just the other day, e remain small for Ngozi Okonjo Iweala to become World Bank President

And u really think this same jona will fold his arms and watch 2 rats displace him as President?

With all the Federal Might and the powers of Incumbency?

With control over the Army, Navy, Airforce SSS, Police Immigration, Civil Defence..

Burhari go hear am.
CareerRe: Meet Nigeria's First Female Helicopter Captain [pictured] by ochejagabriel: 4:39pm On Dec 17, 2014
Peoples: Pls say the truth and shame the devil

When last did u clean ur fan?

ok, to the topic: Congratulations to her, Beht...

Pinshure of her flying a helicopter or...

u know de rest!
PoliticsRe: Military Has Decimated Boko Haram - Air Force Boss by ochejagabriel: 12:24pm On Dec 17, 2014
Thank you Jonathan.

RomanceRe: 7 Bedroom Lies Men Tell To Get Women In Bed. by ochejagabriel: 12:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
Why do men lie so much? chai. Jonathan has failed us in this country.

PoliticsRe: Buhari Chooses Running Mate Today – APC by ochejagabriel: 7:09am On Dec 17, 2014
We dey wait....
Meanwhile,

CareerRe: Police To Give Junior Officers With University Degrees Instant Promotion by ochejagabriel: 5:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
Nice one IGP. Promoting staff with good records.

in other news...

FashionRe: Most Beautiful Girl In LASU Beauty Pageant Contest (Pictures) by ochejagabriel: 4:41pm On Dec 16, 2014
Beht why do the gurls always have to be skinny?

We in Benue state love girls with big backside

big backside and curvy front = beautiful!
CelebritiesRe: Damilola Adegbite's Throwback Picture by ochejagabriel: 3:31pm On Dec 16, 2014
she looks very beautiful. 2nd to comment. gradually getting there.
GEJ till 2019

RomanceRe: Photo: 2shotz Wants Your Boyfriend To Get This Look by ochejagabriel: 3:26pm On Dec 16, 2014
Once upon a time, girls loved guys with hairy chest...
then it became a turn off.

They say they want 6 packs....

Now they say they want beards...

So my advice to guys is simple.......

Last long in bed. Know how to make her squirtt..

Then and only then will u stay on top of ur game.

Quote me and live long...

Meanwhile, let me continue my web design
PhonesRe: 7 Things Everyone Hates About Whatsapp by ochejagabriel: 3:17pm On Dec 16, 2014
I love whatsapp very well oo
but then

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