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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Best Way To Answer This Interview: Tell Me About Yourself by ochejagabriel: 12:29pm On Jun 22, 2015
Best Response:

"WHY THE FuK DO U WANNA KNOW?"
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Two Of His Cows by ochejagabriel: 1:19pm On Jun 21, 2015
LET ME CAPTION IT:

A FATHER GREETING HIS CHILDREN ON FATHER'S DAY
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu And Reuben Abati All Smiles During An Encounter In Aso Rock. Photo by ochejagabriel: 4:06pm On Jun 20, 2015
INTROVERT:
But behind d smiles...
The darkness in their hearts....
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Navy Being Trained On How To Shoot (photo) by ochejagabriel: 3:48pm On Jun 20, 2015
Tellnig:
Abeg which uniform is this first guy wearing, looks very nice!!!


My signature might be for you.
It's the Nigerian Navy Camouflage Uniform. Gottta Love it
FamilyRe: When The Wife Is The Breadwinnner ( PHOTO ) by ochejagabriel: 2:36pm On Jun 17, 2015
Men of this generation...

What happened to the Alpha MALE?
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa's Hubby Impregnates Ex Girlfriend by ochejagabriel: 3:17pm On Jun 14, 2015
DrGroove:
Why am I not surprised at this news?
Because ALL married men have girlfriends(whether regular or flings)
No matter how dramatic the proposal
No matter how expensive the wedding ceremony
No matter how romantic the honeymoon
No matter how he says I love you
No matter how you broadcast,advertise and showcase him
No matter how it seems he is the best man in the world
No matter how he carries big bible n speaks in tongues
He has a side chic(s) he is seriously,happily screwing without regrets
Give your heart to a man and watch yourself die young
Love a man in sincerity and watch yourself go crazy
Deceive yourself enough to trust a man and see yourself watching horror film
Make the mistake of thinking "He is different" and get the shock of your life
You can be the only wife of a man
you can be his only cook and home maker
You are VERY VERY lucky if u are the only mother of all his children
But you will/can NEVER be the only veejay his dicckk screws!
News of hubby impregnating side chic should not come as a surprise.Except you don't want to accept the reality and bask in the euphoria of scam called love.
Toke should gather herself together and face it!
What her darly husband has done is not a big deal.That is the true characteristic of a normal man.
U know why??
Men are Designed to have two or more wives.
Ask King David, he'll explain better
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arriving At The Waterkloof Airforce Base For AU Summit (photos) by ochejagabriel: 8:30pm On Jun 13, 2015
EPIC!!!!
Ezenwammadu:
l hope somebody has informed him that Mandela is dead and apartheid over before he goes on a long rant demanding the relase of mandela and the end of the apartheid regime

PoliticsRe: List Of States Owing Salaries Of 6 Months And Above? Why Single Out Osun State? by ochejagabriel: 8:14pm On Jun 13, 2015
MCMLXXVI:
"Why single out Osun?"

What a dumb question. But we shall tackle it.

Osun state is being attacked relentlessly because APC lapdogs and their fellow internet hooligans were sttupid enough to REPEATEDLY state in the media that the Osun economic and educational tactic was their grand LEADERSHIP MODEL.
One particular shill boldly stated this during their debate at RubbinMinds with Ebuka Obi-Uchendu. True or false?

Your statement about Enugu and the other states, is a deliberately misleading half-truth aimed at taking the shame away from yoyr "model state". This list you posted was initially tweeted by the desperate chronic idiiot Japhet Omojuwa.

While the states you listed up there are owing PARTS of their civil service bodies, Osun state is the ONLY state owing ALL OF ITS CIVIL SERVANTS for 7 WHOLE MONTHS! From the teachers to the doctors, to the civil defence, to the nurses, to the city development authority, to the road sweepers, to the security guards!!! EVERYBODY!
Your statement about Enugu's case is equally misleading. Enugu owes a fraction of its parastatals.

Why is Osun state the only one pleading with Dangote to help donate food to its civil servants?
Why is Osun the only state where even CAN is donating food stuff to its civil servants like refugees?
If Enugu was really owing its workers that long, shouldn't all of its workers be dead by now or also making the same call as Osun?

You and Omojuwa should go hide your heads in shame, because trying to drag others to your level when you have failed miserably, is the HEIGHT of CLUELESSNESS!

WebmastersRe: Are IT Professionals Being Neglected In Nigeria? by ochejagabriel: 6:06pm On Jun 07, 2015
I have a personal experience and i have to agree with the OP.
First, Peachtree and Quickbooks should be banned so that we can develop customized accounting software for all nigerians

secondly, IPSAS should be banned and we should be given the contracts to build customized software

third, Govt should set aside 1 day in a month to be known as WEBSITE DAY. All people must transact business online that day

LASTLY!!! Govt should bring down the cost of INTERNET
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Wizkid With His first Girl Friend Before He Became A Star by ochejagabriel: 6:57pm On May 31, 2015
She looks like Jiliet Ibrahim
PoliticsRe: Federal Executive Council Meeting [PHOTOS] by ochejagabriel: 3:15pm On May 06, 2015
vheMa:
And why is that man in red *scratching his joystick*lipsrsealed


























I know you'll scroll up grin
U GAT ME THERE!
PoliticsRe: Man Trekking To Otuoke For GEJ Gets Female Partner [photo] by ochejagabriel: 3:00pm On May 06, 2015
dearest rokiatu , we wont have to trek. All i need is for u to ride with me, fly with me, pillow-fight with me , dine with me and.....

reverse cowgirl with me...

Hmmm
CrimeRe: Jealous Woman Attacks Rival, Beats & Stabs Lover In Lagos by ochejagabriel: 2:35pm On May 06, 2015
remember007:
undecided undecided
I like your chubby face sha, babes like u will be hot in bed!!
CHAI!!
FamilyRe: Wife Remarries In Husband’s Home Takes Children, Property Away by ochejagabriel: 2:15pm On May 06, 2015
Too many things happening in Igando sha!

Wetin seff?
CrimeRe: Jealous Woman Attacks Rival, Beats & Stabs Lover In Lagos by ochejagabriel: 2:07pm On May 06, 2015
If only these oyinbo pple allowed us marry more than 1 wife...

Chai!
RomanceRe: Ladies What Will Be Your Reaction When You See This In Your Guy's House..pics by ochejagabriel: 11:13am On May 06, 2015
ginawest:
y shud I walk away?I wl simply help im clean it up...wu knows,he myt b testing me
What if he is no longer testing you? You both are married and you now know that's his attitude

huh?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top Salaries In Nigeria: Best Paying Companies by ochejagabriel: 10:22am On May 06, 2015
oluwadamilolah:
God pls connect me with someone that knows someone at the top grin i need a good job
dm me ur number
RomanceRe: How Far Can She Push You? by ochejagabriel: 12:46pm On May 05, 2015
Erriga:
Oh but if a girl does something deserving of a Slap, it shouldn't be served ba?
1 BILLION LIKES MY BROTHER!!
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Igwegbe Sparkles In New Classy Photos by ochejagabriel: 11:33am On Apr 27, 2015
photoshopped!!

NEXT!!
RomanceRe: 'I Lost My Man Because I Slept With 43 Men' - Lady Confesses by ochejagabriel: 1:06pm On Apr 24, 2015
DesChyko:
My dear, no vex.
Since the beginning of time, it has always been the man on top.
They make the rules; They bend the rules; They are the rules.
1 billion likes my broda
HealthRe: Fittest Foods For Men by ochejagabriel: 12:55pm On Apr 23, 2015
countsparrow:
Smoking of weed nkohuh


I have a friend who smokes weed and my o my, d guy is as fresh as a baby's but.t
It's only a matter of time before he bags the award of

"FRESHEST GUY IN THE PSYCHIATRIC REHAB"
RomanceRe: Please Help!!!!! See What I Saw In My Gf's Bag by ochejagabriel: 2:23pm On Apr 21, 2015
some of u need to learn obout ur culture. It is called Tozali (eye Pencil) in Hausa. It has a powder-like substance used as eye pencil used mostly for both male and female babies to make their eyeballs white.

I hope you didnt kill the owner o. It is packaged using an animal skin just to beautify it.
HealthRe: 6 Reasons Why You Should Shave Your Pubic Hair by ochejagabriel: 8:53am On Apr 21, 2015
chymystique:
A Close male friend of mine loves and gets turned on by unshaved v@gina.. He cant ve sex if the v@gina is shaved... I pity for that lady he is getting married to cause she will grow ultra braids sotey gringrin

I dnt know how some people manage without shaving their pubic hairs... lipsrsealed
That close male friend of yours has phocked you countless times.
CrimeRe: Trader Arraigned For Allegedly Beating Up Policeman In Lagos by ochejagabriel: 3:17pm On Apr 20, 2015
julybaba:
Is there anything like[size=20pt] lawful assault?[/size]
Yes. Soldiers are empowered by the constitution to lawfully assault anyone who poses a threat to the nation's security
HealthRe: She Hid Her Hiv Status From Her Hubby For 5yrs by ochejagabriel: 2:38pm On Apr 20, 2015
ONLY 1 QUESTION

When Ebola came out, we heard of a camp where they keep ebola patients a.k.a quarantine.

I have never heard of a quarantine for people with AIDS. Esp when they are close to death.
Why?

They said my aunt had AIDS. She later died of diabetes. ARVs killed my aunt not Aids.

AIDS is a phocking hoax
NYSCRe: Queen Ezinne Nwolisa, Miss NYSC Abuja Nigeria Adds One Today; Happy Birthday by ochejagabriel: 11:46am On Apr 20, 2015
Miss NYSC with brazillian hair??

Let me see her without make-up first, then with her natural hair

Nonsense!
PoliticsRe: Election: Niger Governor, Aliyu, Blames Jonathan For Pdp’s Downfall by ochejagabriel: 12:26pm On Apr 18, 2015
geniusmedia:
T
T for Totoo
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Who Met A Real Life Witch Last Night Narrates His Scary Story by ochejagabriel: 9:39am On Apr 18, 2015
holyokoto:
To me this guy is just composing Jaggons, It made no sense to mw
You should have read the tweets from bottom to top.
CrimeRe: Man Beats Wife To Death by ochejagabriel: 5:01pm On Apr 16, 2015
PROBLEMS OF 1 man 1 wife. If he had other wives, na to send that one away, marry another
CelebritiesRe: Flavour’s Babymama, Anna Banner Lashes Out At A Fan Who Called Him A Tout by ochejagabriel: 4:31pm On Apr 15, 2015
Bagayouche:
u remain a fool
The sperm that formed you should have ended up in your mother's throat
CelebritiesRe: Flavour’s Babymama, Anna Banner Lashes Out At A Fan Who Called Him A Tout by ochejagabriel: 2:59pm On Apr 15, 2015
uzolexis:
Do u think women don't also like varietyhuh Variety is d spice of life my dear,so if u want > 1 woman, u should also allow ur women to have > 1 man. that way nobody is cheated. But if u insist ur woman sticks to only u, u should do the same.
Sorry, I do not believe in gender equality. I'm an alpha male.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour’s Babymama, Anna Banner Lashes Out At A Fan Who Called Him A Tout by ochejagabriel: 1:11pm On Apr 15, 2015
None of my business

Ok, I love the way she responded without calling her names. But I want to ask a question, WHY HAVE WE BEEN FOOLED TO ACCEPT THIS ONE MAN ONE WIFE OF A THING? Show me a place in the scripture that condemns polygamy and i will show you blue grass. There are just too many ladies out there. If we say 1 man 1 wife, there will be too may single ladies out there. Ok, ask yourself
1. Women start to fade at 50, but at 50, a man can still be having children till 70 or 80 seff

2. A man can have 2 children with 2 women at the same time, but a woman cannot carry 2 pregnancies.

more likes before i continue

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