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MizMyColi:

Eiisssshhhh.....that's a part of me, I'm becoming a pro @ masking.

I should work more on that

Really? Damn! I need to update ma Intel ASAP save you're trying to trick me into believing what you are yet to become.

MizMyColi:
loL
Thanks for that vote of confidence.

But how would you know?

Let's just say, I know many things. And that includes your fragility.

MizMyColi:
E-wed me?
Just like that?

Haba Bros
I'm not a finished goods na.

You no even reason courting first, among other mede medes.

Biko, let not the e-child deter anyone.

He's likely not coming back for custody issues, seeing as he wasn't expecting one to begin with

Have you ever felt like you know someone too well that it seems you can see through them? Yes? Great! You ma dear, have been in my knowing way too long ago. So, e-courting, dun worry swiree, you will luv me outrightly. Buh, cos I am always that considerate guy, I think amma gonna give some lil time to do some courting as a courtesy.

And about your e-ex, was trying to know if he got future intentions just so he don't come screaming when I take full responsibility of you and our future e-child.

MizMyColi:

You? You?? You broke a heart? Nahh... You ain't capable of doing such. Not you.

MizMyColi:
Chiz-os!!

Bae, why you and JBluv55 be spoiling my market at a geometrical rate?

I mean!

This is unfair to a sista!

I neva had a boyfriend.
It has come to my notice too that the only e-marriage I had was contractual
Which has likely ended, with an e-pregnancy. (Sigh)

Do spread the word:

Young, hot, single e-Mom, ready to mingle
*fluttering my eyelashes*

Was gonna e-wed you until you said you are e-pregnant. What's to become of the e-baby? Is e-ex gonna come up with a claim?

An Atheist professor would before every lecture give a lil talk about how God does not exist and all of that.
One faithful day, just as he made for the door after a usual lecture style, his last toe came against the door post. In pain he screamed "O my God!" and then came a reply somewhere from the back seat: "Which One?".

Naahh! Not in Nija. At least not anytime soon. Until we developed a reading Culture, it ain't happening.
Maybe if you put the books into a movie, then, just then, my Nija would be doomed for.

Learners! Make una Pack well. We no the brag.

If Shekau gets killed, Boko Haram will
announce a new leader. That is how terrorist groups get by and keep the moral of their followers high and moving. Let's
get global and get ourselves aware of the happenings around the globe.
Yes I'm happy if the confirmation pulls out positive. Meanwhile, it's too early to dance the victory.

@OP. On point number 3. Have you not read that what goes into a man does not make him dirty but what comes out of him?

After all is said and done, making Heaven is by Grace and not by works.

Shalom!

nora544: I am not a die-hard catholic but I hate pastors who twist the gospel and who sell the gospel and that is what most of this nigerian pastors make they sell all that they can get money.

Why don't you just face your own personal life. Look dear, salvation is a personal thing. Hate them or not, the end justifies the means.
Strive to obtain your own salvation and let God judge fake.

Meanwhile, how in your own way, you're doing your own quoter of depopulating he'll and populating heaven? Cos thatz what matters most after your salvation.

Demdem: Foolish govt with their world class lies.
If America no gree, Russia nko?
Are they insinuating that America also blocked Russia from selling arms to Nigeria?
Foolish set of people.

As much as I am no were in support of the foolish moves of the government, I would want you to know that if by chance, the stories are true that the Big brother is "blocking" our chances of getting arms, it would be in a wrong light to run down to the Russians as big brother is supposed to be our pal in such times and smiling with the Russians would make big brother frown at us.

On the other hand, we need to win this war at all cost.

If she wants to dance naked nko?
Simply NON of my BUSINESS

logicboy01: How can someone face jail for that?

Well, what he did was wrong but seriously?


How is this even a crime? He should be given a warning and no more.


mtchew....christians and their nonsense

Go try that to a pix of Prophet Mohammad and come gemme a feedback.

Anyone wondering with me why NL CEO would create a thread " Apologies For Suggesting That APC Fans
Support Boko Haram" and then abruptly close the thread to any comment(s)?

https://www.nairaland.com/1901403/apologies-suggesting-apc-fans-support

Haven failed to rescue the gals, that slogan #Bringbackjonathan should be the last kinda slogan they should front.

My 2cents opinion.

I am sure he must have lost a bet. Lol

AbdH: I don't know why, nurses do not seem to have one voice in their demands for their rights. Could it be because they are mostly women?

PS: I'm not being sexist.

No doubt!

matify: Now that the dust has settled over NMA's perceived commandeering of the health industry, internal wrangling amongst the once unified strange bed-fellows is threatening to tear apart the coalition.

This GNAN and NANNM imbroglio is one that is sure to last for a long time until the govt. Stamps her verdict on their superiority tussle.

No doubt.
It's rather funny how in the 21st century ppl keep pulling them professions apart.

macIB: All the management and longevity you see among sickle cell patients is due to them. Infact they have tried. Why can't you also tell your own govt to invest in research instead of buying expensive material items like houses ans private jets! Don't blame the oyinbos, blame your black brodas in power all over Africa.

Of course I am yelling all I can to ma government buh you sure know how such things can be. Especially when it looks like you are making a snail move.

Anyway, to all the SICKLE CELL HEROS out there, I respect and luv you. And to understanding health care givers, God bless you.

Until the Oyinbos can actively support a black man's disease like SICKLE CELL ANAEMIA, make them no expect "ghen" from some of us.

prettyprettywow: In spite of the imminent threat of the Ebola Virus Disease in Lagos, striking medical doctors under the auspices of Lagos State branch of the Nigerian Medical Association, have said they will not suspend the ongoing strike. The Chairman of the Association, Dr Tope Ojo, said the ongoing strike was not called because of Ebola and cannot be called off because of the threat of the viral infection in the state.

http://dailyindependentnig.com/2014/07/wont-call-strike-ebola-virus-threat-lagos-nma/

How come them are telling us today that Ebola was part of consideration for calling off the strike? Please maintain a stand.

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I can't forget this

FALLOUTS FROM SACKING STUDENT DOCTORS: NMA threading the path of August I hope other health professionals are not jubilating over the recent development because we should see beyond the gimmicks of the health minister or GEJ sacking of over 16000 student doctors.

We all know that this sack will not stand..its not possible. Cant you see that this is the end game plan to whip up sentiments amongst Nigerian and the powers that be. It is a known path that will get them what they want

You sack them ..in one week time you call them back and then give them all their requestsI ask my other colleagues in JOHESU...what lessons are you learning from from this NMA season 8 movie? It looks like they (doctors) are ready to let go their jobs for these not-very-charitable demands. They are sticking together and remaining adamant and making their voices heard

This is a crucial moment in the history of healthcare delivery system in Nigeria for which JOHESU need to be upbeat about the next move peradventure the govt bulges to these uncharitable demands.

JOHESU...I ask you? What are you doing to make you voices heard media wise?What are your outreach programmes to ameliorate the Ebola outbreak? Will you be able to stand your ground if your jobs are at stake? Do you have a plan of action to counter these uncharitable demands just in case the govt agrees to it?

I feel this moment is crucial and unfolding events should be matched with a predictive strategic response asthe minister of health still remains a doctor and he too is a brainchild of the residency program. He definitely wouldnt want to shoot himself in the foot.

‪#‎Puttingthenigerianpatientfirst

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Spuggie: Park well joor
did u not see the objective comments only?
In your deluded mind, it is stale and sour and thats why finding a remedy for Ebola does not include calling off the doctors strike and averting the impending JOHESU strike.

...and in your rightful mind, the article is an objective one abi? SMH

I am sure them all in their salt bath. That's why you can't see them on the streets.