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Religion / Re: Why I Stormed Out Of The Church Today. by Ochek: 3:47pm On Jan 22, 2017
Now you came to ask Nairalanders if you were wrong with your action and you have been answered in the affirmative yet you are dragging this upandan with those who said you were wrong.

If you believed you were so right, y come ask us?

Truth of the matter as spoken (abi na written) by most is that, it's a place of authority of which you are a confirmed member at you want us to believe. For order, things need to be done accordingly. However, if u think there are in the wrong, given that you are member, nothing stops you from meeting the church authority to suggest your ideas. But until then, please obey the simple instructions that the ushers have been handled with to ensure.

Tankiu.

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Avensis 2004 Model Fuel Consumption by Ochek: 1:52am On Jan 16, 2017
kingreign:


Your location?
Proper diagnosis needs to be carried out on that car and the fault will be detected and fixed.


Gwagwalada - Abuja
Car Talk / Toyota Avensis 2004 Model Fuel Consumption by Ochek: 2:20am On Jan 15, 2017
I seriously need help with suggestions on what to do.

I have this Avensis 2004 model that consumes plenty of fuel. The mechanics that have attended to the car keep telling me that they have done what should be done yet same issue.

Mostly what they do include:
1.Servicing of the nozzle
2. Air filter
3. Change plugs.

Please I would be most greatful for useful suggestions to a final solution for this issue.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See The Mail That Was Sent To My Friend After Her Interview At Awe Poly by Ochek: 8:40am On Dec 31, 2016
If the payment is going to be made to the management then I see no scam in it. It's the management and not some personal account. Ask your friend to be patient as advised and when the time comes should proceed to the management to authenticate the info and make payments. Dazol
Politics / Re: President Buhari Washing The Nigerian Flag (Painted Picture) by Ochek: 11:19am On Dec 03, 2016
Baba; it haff do you na!!
See how you haff been wasting "awa" water and detergent to wash off kwaruption in the last 19 months!

Abeg there are other chores to be done, go spread the kwarupt clothes wey you don wash make we see how clean dem be. And please don't forget to spread out the ones belonging to "ya" Bois and Gehs also.

Dele Aina

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Jobs/Vacancies / Farmer Organization Facilitator by Ochek: 2:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
VACANCY [center][/center]
A reputable firm in Association Building based in Makurdi Benue State has vacancy for (male and female) Farmer Group Promoters in Guma, Gwer East, Logo, Opkokwu and Ogbadibo Local Government Areas of the state.
Job Title: Farmer Organization Facilitator (FOF)
Reporting: To State Institution Building Expert.
Location: To be based Local Government Area of assignment.
Job Description: the FOF is responsible for Farmer’s Organization development activities in his/her LGA.
Primary responsibilities include but not limited to:
1. Address the needs of the F.O effectively.
2. Help F.O members to articulate training materials to their daily activities.
3. Motivate, engage and inspire the F.O members.
4. Monitor, supervise and report on routine F.O development activities.
5. Facilitate the creation and registration of the F.Os into Apex Organization.
6. Work with Apex Organizations and their constituent F.Os to lead them to program development process including business plans and execution.
Skills and Experience: Bachelor's degree / HND in Agric, Rural Development, Sociology, or related field; ability to work and mobilize communities to implement development projects; fluent in English and local language is essential; with at least 2-3 years experience as community development agent in reputable organization or NGO; Must be enthusiastic, positive and personally driven, highly energetic and result-oriented; proficient in using Microsoft Office: MS word, Excel, PowerPoint, use of internet, etc is an advantage.
[b]Method: [/b]Interested and qualified candidates should apply with their curriculum vitae to piekestreinterlink@gmail.com on or before 26th November 2016.
Please indicate the LGA location of interest on the subject line. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

Politics / Re: Kayode Ogundamisi Mocks Jonathan Over His Pilgrimage To Jerusalem Years Ago by Ochek: 1:42pm On Oct 26, 2016
In the midst of this economic saga Thatz all he has got to say?

That dude is one unrepentant Afonja.

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Sports / Re: Fc Ifeanyi Ubah's Football Made In Anambra Kicks Off, As Fans React (video) by Ochek: 11:15am On Oct 25, 2016
Keneking:
Ok

This age group is easy target for recruitment into terrorism. DSS & other security agencies should take note.
Also, why are the kids not in school at this time of the day - solving algebra and mental arithmetic?
How would the region provide the best brains to govern Nigeria undecided
Their mates in South West are doing well - trying to outshine each other.

Hater spotted!
What tells you there ain't getting formal education? By the way, whatever it is, it's way better than carrying plates about in an almejeri system.

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Romance / Re: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by Ochek: 9:37am On Sep 19, 2016
mercichoco:
I have sent alot of dm, pm or whatever but i don't seems to get response

Try sending me one. Perhaps we can forge from there.
Politics / Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by Ochek: 2:51pm On Sep 02, 2016
I hear say him say our Nigerian Jollof Rice is sweet.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Stalls Prisoner Swap With Abducted Chibok Girls by Ochek: 11:27am On Aug 30, 2016
Bolustic:


They call him certificateless yet he does things right.

We shouldn't forget that the fedora doffing PhD holder was swindled more than twice by faceless and bogus 'Boko Haram' group.

Certificate wouldn't do what common sense would.

Seriously? You call this common sense? What happened to : Don't negotiate with terrorists?
If this pulls through, expect more kidnappings from this good for nothing sect.

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Crime / Re: So Sad. Female Police Locks Self In Toilet And This Happened by Ochek: 9:10pm On Aug 26, 2016
This ain't Nigeria. Right?
Pets / Re: Buhari Dog Owner Released After Three-day Imprisonment by Ochek: 8:10pm On Aug 25, 2016
Please, what's a Reproduction warrant?
Crime / Re: Kill 1 Christian & We Kill 4 Muslims - Kenyan Government by Ochek: 2:41pm On Aug 23, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
Please, is there any difference between Yoruba islam & the Hausa's, because I've not seen where our Yoruba Muslims kill people because Mohammed or allah is blasphemed or is it that hausa muslim's loves shedding innocent blood for no just cause




I need answers angry

Yes there are of different bloods. You know how we accuse our Info brothers of loving money ( even though we all do) ? Yeah! That Hausa Muslims are less tolerant and are easy to pick a weapon. They have a reckless life style and are easy to wave off the dead by saying "Allah kiaye" when a soul is lost.

With reckless abandon will drive that edged sharpened knife through a brother of different ethnicity for a little provocation.

Oh! I remember how then slaughtered students in the JOS 2001 crises. At that time it was a "run run run" for the Christians buh today, I think they know better.

The Yoruba Muslims are much more tolerant to direct and indirect provocation because they have families comprising of both religion and so can't kill family for a useless course.

I think that's one of the reasons the core Hausa Muslims refer to the Yoruba Muslims as infidels.


I hope u get a lil of MA yarn?

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Travel / Re: International Cargo Flight Lands In Akanu Ibiam Airport Enugu. See Photos by Ochek: 2:15pm On Aug 23, 2016
Thanks to GEJ again.


GEJ inspired

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Crime / Re: Kill 1 Christian & We Kill 4 Muslims - Kenyan Government by Ochek: 9:58am On Aug 23, 2016
Khd95:
even tho I am a muslim,this is nice movement


tho terrorism knead no religion, but some supposed "muslim jihadists" have brought. shame and despise to the "moderate muslims"

truth is bitter,but it must be told,relevant stakeholders in.islam really need to take up the responsibility of condemng this barbaric acts and as well try to orient people about the.need for peaceful coexistence and the right of every individual to believe.what.they choose to.believe.with out fear

Proud to know your tots are geared for the best. You sure are example of a good Muslim.

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Crime / Kill 1 Christian & We Kill 4 Muslims - Kenyan Government by Ochek: 8:04am On Aug 23, 2016
Kenya-Delivers-Brutal-Justice-to-Radical-Muslims
…. As president Delivers Brutal Justice to Radical Muslims after They Murdered Christians in The Name Of Jihad, Read and see graphic photos below…

Kenya delivered harsh punishment to over 100 radical Muslims who hijacked a bus and tried to force Christians to recite Shadha, the Islamic creed. When they refused, all 28 Kenyan Christians were executed. Their reason was revenge for killing of their Muslim brothers.

When the Kenya government was told what happened, the retaliation was phenomenal. The group of terrorists were hunted down and captured. They were told for every Kenyan Christian they murdered, four of them would be killed. There was no judge, no jury, no negotiation. Boom, boom, boom. They were all executed.

To make the message even more clear, the Kenyan military flew a few jets over a Jihadist camp killing all ninety-five. To sign, seal and deliver the message, Kenyan sent gunships and ground troops and executed twenty more.President_Uhuru_Kenyatta_1-710x434

Kenya government is experimenting with a new plan to deal with Jihads. It’s a four to one approach. For every twenty-give Kenyans that are murdered, one hundred Jihads will be executed. Liberals, no doubt will think this is harsh. They would rather let them all sit in jail, being housed, clothed and fed until a Judge decides if they are guilty or not.

Then if they do happen to be found guilty, they would just be sent back to their own country where they can murder more innocent people.

The rest of us however, find this a rather bold and satisfying solution. Let the punishment fit the crime. For every beheading, four of theirs should get the same. For every innocent person they chain in a cage and drop in water to drown, four of theirs should be subjected to the same. For every woman and child they assault, their penis should be cut off.

If we want to get this under control, all countries need to be more like Kenya. Forget about political correctness and compassion. We need to protect our citizens, our countries and do it in a language that these violent people understand.

All we need are leaders and governments who don’t care what anyone thinks. When these Islamic terrorists see that they will be dealt with in the same manner they deal with others, it will either curb their behavior or they will be extinct. Personally, I prefer extinction as I see no way to reform their behavior.

Source: http://www.newsflashngr.com/kenyan-government-talks-tough-kill-one-christian-and-we-will-kill-four-muslims-or-more-immediately/

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Politics / Gej Did Not Save - Check Your Toilet by Ochek: 9:12pm On Aug 14, 2016
odzgyft St Pius with Mayowa Odion Ajidagba and 48
others.
GEJ DID NOT SAVE
(Check your toilets)
Average Crude oil price from 2010 to 2015 equals $
83.5 /barrel
Average budget benchmark for 2010 to 2015 equals $
78.5/barrel
Average excess crude amount from 2010 to 2015
equals $5 shared amongst federal government, states
and LGAs at the instant of threat of legal actions from
APC leaders.
ECA equals zero. Shared to everybody.
....... And you accuse GEJ for not saving what you have
already eaten?!
Guy, check your toilet.

Crime / Re: Aftermath Attack On Soldiers By Gbagi People (photos) by Ochek: 9:08am On Aug 09, 2016
What a shame to the Nigerian Army. Is this the best way to treat bodies of fallen heroes/gallent men of the force who died in active service? I see no difference in how bodies of hoodlums are stacked up and how these national heroes are being handled.

And other uniform men allowed pics of colleagues to be taken in this manner? SMH

May their souls rest in peace.

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Education / Re: A Teacher Beats And Wounds A Pupil (photos) by Ochek: 4:57pm On Aug 08, 2016
This might just be another artistic stunt for the media (look at a camera tripod stand in one of the pictures) . They should be signs of serious inflammations over the wound sites save the wounds were not obtained today.

But then, what if by chance this is a true story? then that teacher deserves a sack and a jail term.

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Politics / Re: Donald Trump Appoints Omarosa Manigault As Head Of Trump Campaign by Ochek: 10:17am On Jul 19, 2016
Point of Correction! She is an African American and not a good Nigerian American.
Tankiu
Phones / Re: Mention One App That Has Changed Your Life by Ochek: 12:04pm On Jul 12, 2016
Mckandre:
if ur phone supports HDMI then u don't any problem, just get the mini size of HDMI,connect it to ur phone and relay it to ur TV. it should startup immediately with ur phone display showing on ya tv.

How much MB do You have to use for a movie and what subscription do you advise?
Romance / Re: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by Ochek: 12:36am On Jul 04, 2016
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Politics / Has Aisha Buhari Traveled To The US? 30/06/16 (Pic) by Ochek: 6:49pm On Jun 30, 2016
Over to the wailers and hailers

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Romance / Re: HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? by Ochek: 7:46am On Jun 29, 2016
scentmarlc:
ok am confused here.


Though i noticed my "time spent online" counter wasnt working well, since despite being active on Nairaland for almost three years (2013) now, it still says have only spent 29 days 17hours (as at last week).


Not that it mattered, but arouse my curiosity each i see it there. At a point, i had to check other peoples profile to gauge their own counter against mine and i was surprised to see people that has barely spent a year, with far lesser topics and lesser post as well conveniently rocking "1 month and 17days". That arouse my curiosity the more. What could possibly be seun's metrics ?




However this morning , all my doubts got cleared. It is now very obvious something is wrong with the counter algorithm. i checked my profile and i was surprised to see my "time spent online" to be 2hours 56 mins. I just couldnt laff out loud grin grin



To avoid further confusion, i need to ask seun lalasticlala mynd44 dominique farano rocktation.....

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE ??

Puleaseeee oblige my request for answer asap.






Thankz

I think the counter is reset whenever you log off online. This is also possible with Nigeria's unstable network - fluctuating upandan.
So, basically, me thinks your time online is a definition of how long you are connected to Nairaland (on the go - OTG) and not how long you are registered with Nairaland.
Tankiu.
Politics / Re: Buratai Transparent About Dubai Properties: FG by Ochek: 11:09am On Jun 28, 2016
To all those saying "we are finished ", if you just woke up to that fact then you are truly FINISHED.

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In N2.5m Dress To BET Awards (Photo) by Ochek: 10:50am On Jun 27, 2016
Who the dress epp under this APC regime?

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Crime / Re: Man Abandons Son For Bag Of Rice In Kano by Ochek: 10:47am On Jun 27, 2016
No be Kano give Buhari "undisputed " 2million votes? They must keep shouting Sai Baba in Kano o. As a matter of fact this no supposed to the make news sef. Lol
Crime / Re: Man Abandons Son For Bag Of Rice In Kano by Ochek: 10:41am On Jun 27, 2016
psychologist:
Buhari see what the country has degenerated to under your watch

TSA don cripple account. No money to buy bullet. Lol
Car Talk / Re: Everything You Need To Know About Your Tyres (In Pictures) by Ochek: 7:01am On May 07, 2016
Tyres have no expiry dates. Why do you think a manufacturer wouldn't put such a date on a product? However this companies give u a warranty of 4-6 yrs depending on d product. There a number of factors which leads to tyres lossing strength and this factos are mostly known to take effects after at least 4yrs.
For berra knowledge i advice u browse a producing company site like Brgdgestone.
But as mkt must move na, we need to support tyre sellers dem ministry so e fit reach permanent site.
Health / Re: Doctors In The House, Please I Need Your Helps? And Am Really Worried About It. by Ochek: 10:07pm On May 05, 2016
Bigmas2525:


Is like u dont understand, some few minutes after sex, even before she stand up, the sperm will be coming out.

save u are not telling us enough - like u TTC without success and prolly think this is d cause. Well, an expriencd lady who doubles as a mother already told u what u need 2 know buh just incase u missed it, here is an addition from the medical stand point: the womans vagina is not designed 2 retain fluids and such will let go of any foreing fluid. The cervix (u will find deep in d vagina - refer 2 ur biology or basic human anatomy. google is ur friend) has an opening that lets in just a minute quantity of sperm and the rest is out (even if she raises her legs for hours, d moment she drops dem, it flows right out.
Note: u only need a nano quantity of ur sperm 2 make any lady pregnant.
If dat is all then u need to chill bro as ur queen is in perfect shape. However, if u ve some cash to give away then visit a gynae.

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