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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ochon: 10:57pm On Dec 10, 2014
MariaGoretti:

Maka why nah? its too tiny...

It's sexy, just as the ladies love it. That's why you love my waist. tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ochon: 10:49pm On Dec 10, 2014
MariaGoretti:
Ochon, get your tiny waist over here...

You love my waist, dontchu? wink
Events / Re: The Walimah-nikkah And Traditional Wedding Of Our Very Own. by ochon: 8:10pm On Dec 10, 2014
HML Iyawo Lertee.

May Allah bless your marriage with happiness, children, long life and prosperity, Amin. smiley

Iyabodeh, when are we wedding? angry

I've got my 20-carat diamond ring ready to propose. embarassed

Say yes, because I wanna marry you. tongue

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Romance / Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by ochon: 2:46pm On Dec 10, 2014
Take Mr Cork serious at your own peril. gringrin

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Family / Re: What Attracts You To A Particular Nairalander? by ochon: 3:16pm On Nov 29, 2014
Mondisweets:
I like chilled people like ochon, R231, Kingtom and bejahiskky

kisskiss
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:30pm On Nov 28, 2014
I watched and wrote down all of today's DS, but lost the paper I wrote it down on. But I can recall Sheillah and Tayo's (two principal characters from last night's debacle) DS; so since people clamoured for it and no one that watched wanted to update it, lemme go ahead and update them before waving my temporal goodbyes till probably on the final day.

Sheillah's DS.

She said she wants to live this last week like it's her best week. That anything can happen on Sunday so it's best she enjoys it and hopefully see how thing plays out on sunday.

When Figgy asked her about the mood in the house;

She said the mood in the house is a happy mood.

Figgy: How are you taking into consideration, your altercation with tayo. As an African woman, how do you feel about your altercation with an African man, Tayo?

Sheillah: Me and tayo had altercation last night, we exchanged few words and it got bad. I didn't know why he kept those words (the harsh words Tayo used on her) from me, especially as he's my friend. I took it as a judgement from him. Then I wonder why he couldn't tell me all these till this time. It's very harsh. Saying I'm a dirty 35 year old woman. I don't know why he said it now, but it's all good. I don't want to surround myself with people that bring me pain. So I'll cut him off. The things he said hurt me, but it's cool. If he said as a part of a game, I don't know, but if he didn't, then it's cool.

Figgy: what's your prediction for the weekend about HMs that will leave?

On monday, I put out a joke on people not nominated and they were not happy. Last night I was in an altercation with Tayo and he's not happy. But next week will be a week to run away from confrontations, and HMs will try to enjoy this week which is the last nomination week.

Figgy ends her session and she leaves after complimenting Figgy.

Tayo's DS.

Figgy: What's the mood in the house?

Tayo: People are dull. We tried pranking HMs today, me and Trezegah, to liven up the house. I don't have his drum, so can't keep himself company. Because of the boredom, I now think a lot like how Africa thinks of me. I need to get my mind busy. There's no fun in the house. But I'm good, and i'll cope.

Figgy: As an African man, how will you describe your altercation with another African woman, Sheillah?

What happened was that Sheillah has been insulting for many weeks now,but she wouldn't stop. I've tried to avoid her but she kept insulting me. I've complained to Biggy about it. You can watch my DS again. So last night when she insulted while I was giving her advice, I had to let it out and let know enough is enough. I have cousins and younger ones her age and they don't disrespect me like she does. In the country I come from, we respect our seniors, but Sheillah will keep insulting me week by week. Even when Uti came, she insulted me in front of Uti and others, Uti was shocked and it's me that calmed Uti down and let it pass away because she's my friend. Yet didn't stop. So I'd to let her know she can't keep riding me like Nhlanhla and I'll keep quiet. So I gave her a piece of my mind. She insulted me too. That's what happened Figgy.

Figgy: Who do you think will leave on Sunday?

Tayo: *with a look of confusion* TBH Figgy, I don't know what to say again. You asking me this question right after the former question makes me nervous. Like Africa is judging me wrongly. I'm confused Figgy. It's like people have already condemned me. I'm now nervous. I'm not sure again. This has killed my mood. *he became sad and paranoid*

Figgy ends his session.

I later tuned in to hear him chatting with Klarklar.

Tayo:I've never butted into people's relationship uninvited. She is the one that called me and asked for my opinion. You can ask her; and then when she saw she didn't hear what she wanted and saw you coming, she turn it around and made me the bad person. That's was when I got pissed and said those words to her. She insluted me too. It's not as if she kept quiet. I wonder why figgy will ask such question to make it seem like I'm at fault. Last week she walked past me and next thing she said was "you are skinny. Look at your tiny laps," Insulting me. You remember right?

Kalr klar :yes that was this Monday actually. I've told Sheillah to avoid you because you have warned her severally. That's why I didn't put mouth but stayed there to make sure it doesn't get physical. She didn't want me to intefere.

Tayo: Now you get my point. Even during the HOH task, she started complaining when she came outside and I told her that she's just waking up so can't know what is happening and then she said something like "you (Tayo) can never win the HOH." I was hurt. After the task, I went straight inside to chill so I won't say harsh things and you know how sensitive I am. If I was a superstitious person, I'd have blamed her for my failure. Now when I came
out, she stated talking to me and laughing with me, because she knew what she did was wrong. With the way Figgy talked to me, it's like Figgy and Africa is supporting her. I'm tired. It's like Africa have already told me to pack my things and leave without knowing how it happened.

They talked a lot of things though.. I couldn't get them all..


About last night's altercation, I was so busy, I couldn't watch it, and so, can't really judge even though I want to.

Before I call it a day, I want to say something. I've seen some people saying "put yourself in Tayo's shoe, you people would've done worse. Bunch of hypocrites." That defense is lame. I'm not talking about last night's incident o (I didn't watch). The truth is, there's is a difference between cussing offline, with NOTHING at STAKE and cussing on PUBLIC TV with $300, 000 at stake. Elikem that would normally bury Nando alive, and Maggi2, that will slap Lionel for the wine saga, held back their anger because of what's at STAKE - $300, 000. It doesn't make them unreal to hold back their anger. They did so, because they knew if they fight, they'll miss the money. You can't compare us cussing on this thread with NOTHING to lose, to Tayo who has $300,000 to lose. I'm not siding Sheillah o, I think she pushed Tayo before he snapped; all I'm saying is that there are things that SHOULDN'T be said on LIVE TV. Tayo can't hide his emotions, so he'd choose what he says or stop if he gets angry. Saying "God punish you" means nothing serious to the average Nigerians, but saying it on LIVE TV where other countries don't understand that we jab everyday with such words, is where the problem lies. They don't know how we roll. Tayo is now a public figure/celeb, so they're things he just can't say in that house no matter how pissed he is.

Let me elucidate my above point with an example. People on NL usually say APC is a Boko Haram party, a Muslim party, etc. The day S.E.UN (NL's CEO) tried it, he's threatened so hard that he'd to make public apology and push his apology to the frontpage. Why? It's because he's a public figure, and NO MATTER HOW REAL HIS FEELINGS ARE, HE CAN'T TALK ANYHOW LIKE ME AND YOU. The same applies to Tayo. Such a worthy winner killing his game with some over-the-top words.

And his antecedents doesn't help him at all. Eg, Ksslib posted a pic of Diamond looking like he's in pains and jokingly said Tayo slapped him. Ninnynanny and Njokusboy were already fretting. Why? Because Tayo's antecedents shows he can do it. If Ksslib had accused JJ, no one will take him serious. I hope y'all get my point? I still believe it's not yet for Tayo to win this moola. Anything is possible.

Anyway, I pitied Tayo when he's talking to Klaklar. He looked worn-out and felt disappointed that Africa judged him based on gender instead of the TRUTH, and I'm so glad King Kong came to cheer him up, because Ajani needed motivation. God bless you, King Kong, you did your hommie proud. And he told him the truth he'd always bear at the back of his mind.

I leave with Tayo with these words from King Kong and Sheillah.

King Kong : "ija odola oruko lonso ni" - fight doesn't take you anywhere, it only gives you a bad name. If ONLY Tayo will heed these words. If only..

Sheillah to Klarklar when Klarklar was telling her about his discussion with Tayo: "Tayo should not worry. What happened last night might make Africa love and vote him, or might make Africa not vote him. It's 50-50."


P.S: 1. I'm no longer watching, and as such, will appreciate regular updates so when and if I'm chanced to come online, I'll be up to speed with happenings. If them fart, update, if them laugh, biko, update am. But WELL-DETAILED updates are most welcomed because it gives us an insight as to what really happened at a particular time.

2. @ Cutemii and Safarigirl, thanks for checking up on me. You ladies are wonderful. Chop kisses. kisskisskiss

3. Team Tayo, abeg, include him in prayers. The odds are against him. it'll need something special/miraculous for Tayo to survive this Sunday, much less win the moola.

Y'all be safe.. See y'all soon.. Night night Earthlings

*Sekems to Lynxx's Leave Story*

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:28pm On Nov 28, 2014
spicywax:
Thank U butterFRY... u jst confirmed again that sheila keeps pushing Tayo's buttons "normal thing".... and yes his blows were low sad

This is so so wrong. This is the reason I called out Decanta when she posted a CORRECT (unlike yours that's incorrect) line from Tayo's speech and it made it look like Tayo was hating on Ellah. What you posted is wrong and at this stage of the competition, we'd strive to give FAIR appraisal of the HMs because a little thing we say, can make or mar a HM's reputation. The tensions are already high, give accurate details before we judge these HMs wrongly. People have already believed you and dashed you "likes" without knowing the real truth. That's why I take what many write here with a pinch of a salt. But most importantly, that's why I give FULL details of a happening or Diary Sessions, before Hms actions/intentions are miscontrued. What Butterphly said was she wasn't around when it happened, but she heard the words that were thrown about. She went on to say that she heard when Tayo dissed Sheillah about her stretch marks. She didn't say Sheillah was pushing Tayo's button. She wasn't even around when it STARTED. Please, in as much as we love and support Tayo and pray he wins, let's give FAIR details. Let's not allow the love for a particular HM cloud our sense of reasoning.

spicywax:
Sipe jst confirmedin her diary session that Shiela is causing drama so others can react.... she tried it with her (Sipe) the. other night but she held her cool...

This is another skewed truth/half-truth. That's not HOW Sipe put it. And yet again, those not watching, have been deceived. I watched ALL the DS. What Sipe said was the SOME PEOPLE (not ONE person) have been causing drama of lately. And when Figgy told her to name them, she told Figgy that she'll call only the person that was involved with her. She then said it's Sheillah that tried to cause drama with her, but they sorted it out and now they're cool. Please, try and give FULL details, it allows those not watching to assimilate before dispatching their judgements.

PS: I'm not calling you out, or having anything against you, just trying to paint a clearer picture of what the HMs TRULY said.

Udo.

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Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits III - Ema Prince Vs Ibime ~ * * by ochon: 8:50pm On Nov 25, 2014
Ibime:
I'm surprised at the votes being so one sided, TBH. I could have voted for Prince if I was a neutral.

Apart from the Nemanja Matic and Third mainland lines, his verse should be used as a classic textbook example on how to land heavyweight punches.

I agree with you..

My votes won't count.. but I'll go for Emaprince
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:50am On Nov 22, 2014
3cycle:

Honestly I don't know why they have turned the thread to politics.
Berem, omenka and your likes, if you don't like chibwike that is your business, but coming here to discourage others from voting him because of your misunderstading is unacceptable. Vote your candidate and move undecided
Carry your hate back to politics section ojare....

Don't accuse Omenka wrongly. He voted and left. He didn't make disparaging comments at Chibwike.

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:42am On Nov 22, 2014
Chaino:
correct man. Kulboy na my guy

Real recognizes real.coolcool

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:31am On Nov 22, 2014
MizMyColi:

My fellow judges.
Please count the votes of those who are assigned to you, tag or not.

As long as you see them, please.

To all voters, it would be better if you tag.
That way, you can be sure they'll see your mention and count your precious votes! kiss



Awww.. Have I ever told you, that you are sweet, considerate, diplomatic and pretty? kisskiss

I knew I can always count on you, dearie. kisskiss

Thanks, I appreciate. My work here's done.


Good luck to all the finalists. I'm out.cool

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:28am On Nov 22, 2014
Chaino:
lalaosky how far? U never retire grin

I don retire, I swear. I'm just voting on this finals for the first time because I won't forgive myself if my vote could give Kulboy the crown, and I didn't vote. embarassed

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:26am On Nov 22, 2014
giftforlife9:
I VOTE KULBOY

CC Dygeasy
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:18am On Nov 22, 2014
standd:
If this is a true beauty contest, then kulboy should be the winner. I guess if kulboy doesn't win today, it's surely because too many popular people contested in this episode.
I have said my own, now you can start biting tongue

kisskisskisskisskiss

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:17am On Nov 22, 2014
TrishaP:
I vote kulboy again.

CC Dygeasy.
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:14am On Nov 22, 2014
evil999:
I vote kulboy

CC Dygeasy
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:11am On Nov 22, 2014
MIzMyColi, my Ms. Intelligenista. embarassed kiss

I want to plead on behalf of these final contestants..

Some voters don't know the rule(s) and hence go ahead tagging the wrong judges for the contestants they voted; or don't tag any at all. Please as the chief judge, pardon them. Don't let their mistakes ruin the chances of these young lads, getting the coveted crown. Tell your judges to overlook these voting mishaps and still count the votes. Bikonu, I'm begging. embarassed

CC: Kachisbarbie
Teoo
Dygeasy
Ezepromoe
Abumikey

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 11:04am On Nov 22, 2014
luwahtowbi:
I vote kulboy..

CC Dygeasy.

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ochon: 10:22am On Nov 22, 2014
I vote Kulboy
cc Dygeasy

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:05am On Nov 21, 2014
UjSizzle:

Akuku uwa grin
Your profile pic though....lmao

LOL. The first day I saw that pic, I fell down laughing. I just couldn't resist the urge to use is as my PP. gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:03am On Nov 21, 2014
ellab:


see liar dey call anoda person liar shocked

I've never lied since them born me. I no fit lie to you nau. You be my personal pesin. sad

Erm, why is 99.9% of your posts on the Vampires Diaries/Originals Fans thread. Are you a lover of gore scenes? sadsad Do you love blood? crycry please advice, tenk!! angryangry
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:41pm On Nov 20, 2014
thandii1:
Uti, elikem and tayo cracking me up. They are all joking about accents, Ghanaian and Nigerian. Idris wanted to interfere and uti jokingly told him to go away because dem no dey speak English for Tanzania. Lmao.

Macky looking lost watching from a distant, probably pissed with the loud west African guys.

Uti admitted Zimbabweans have the best accents in africa.

I'll miss elikem and uti when they leave, that niggah elikem should have won the chase, very lively guys.

And did someone say elikem tailored all the housemates' outfits? Please how did he do that? Did he come into the house with the already made clothes to ammend them to their perfect size or what?

I'll pity Tayo the most when Elikem and Uti leaves. Tayo will be so bored, he might loose ratings from complaining about HMs snitching on him. Tayo is alive with Uti and Elikem around, when they go, Tayo will be shattered.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:39pm On Nov 20, 2014
This Goitse-Idris nonsense is pissing me off. Eish!! Little kids that don't know what they want.

Goitse is accusing Idris of blowing Ellah a kiss. I thought she doesn't care about Idris? undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:36pm On Nov 20, 2014
ninnyanny:
must u always bring bev into all ur shitty posts? move on already . haba!

Buwahahahah.. So Safarigirl's posts are nolw shitty because she mentioned Beverly? LMAO. gringrin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:23pm On Nov 20, 2014
Uti - Elikem, what happened to your head? You fought and they bursted your head?

Elikem - *laughs* no. It's a car accident, I lost my brother in it while I survived.

Uti - I'm sorry about that

Elikem - No, don't be sorry. It's been long. It happened when I was 9.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:10pm On Nov 20, 2014
forkadict:


Mtscheeeew.

Wetin dat one sabi??

Her opinion is highly irrelevant in this matter for obvious reasons. Only sugar mamas dem are crazy about 6 packs.

enter street dey flaunt 6 packs, make me enter dey flaunt my cash make we see who go fork chic pass.

6 packs ko, 6 billion packs ni.

LOL. Were you a comedian in your past life? gringrin

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 5:06pm On Nov 20, 2014
Forwetinnah:


When you begin do " long things"??

LMAO!! Abeg no kill me this evening. gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 4:53pm On Nov 20, 2014
forkadict:


BTW Naija chics particularly lag chics wey dem eye dey chook steady dey send 6 packs?

Knowing my Naija environment and my naija chics. Its money over packs any freaking day.

6 packs ko, 6000 packs ni.
You dey mind them? gringrin

But Saf has been consistent. She's always been about 6-pack dudes.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 4:51pm On Nov 20, 2014
spade:


angry

Lmao.. This one pain Spade. gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2014
forkadict:


BTW Naija chics particularly lag chics wey dem eye dey chook steady dey send 6 packs?

Knowing my Naija environment and my naija chics. Its money over packs any freaking day.

6 packs ko, 6000 packs ni.

You dey mind them? gringrin

But Saf has been consistent. She's always been about 6-pack dudes.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 4:49pm On Nov 20, 2014
russello:


Aswerrigod! grin

I have always virtualized this two 2geda.

Just imagine the two of em dey kiss...FIESTY!

I'm very certain both of em will enjoy each other companionship as lovers lol

LOL. If them marry, them go born an opinionated Tayo look-alike. gringrin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 4:31pm On Nov 20, 2014
tng:




From another BB forum. Hmmm fork is trending

OMG!! Give the link please.

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