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AndrERush:
It would seem Van Gaal is a bit sentimental when it comes to VP. I wouldn't pray VP gets injured though, I just hope Van Gaal can have the balls to drop him some time.

Of course he's sentimental when it comes to VP. If not, VP would've been benched since while Rooney takes his place upfront with Falcao... For now, this team have a long way to go.

alekside:
There are no alternatives for now. Falcao and Rooney are both out.

And Maria is trying to do it all and he's failing at it.

alekside:
I understand. Most football fans are always too quick to turn against an off form player.

If it's just this match, I would understand.. But so far, he's been awful.

AndrERush:
You are right, Van persie has fluffed so far. If only Falcao was available.

If I'm being honest I don't see us keeping a clean sheet

We're already losing.. If only Persie was still in form.. I hope he gets injured cos Van Gaal ain't ready to bench him.

And Drogba scores. SMH.

alekside:
Typical moden day football fan

He's been mediocre this season.

AndrERush:
Dude, how are you finding the game? We seem to be doing okay.

TBH, I'm impressed because I thought Smalling wasn't going to deliver, coupled with Falcao and Jones injury.

We'd have gone ahead by now, but wack-Persie is killing our game. Rojo is also hot and cold. One minute he plays well, next minute he's goofing like a Kano Pillars trainee.

You think we can end this unbeaten run?

Forwetinnah:
Faints** make no borry resuscitate me biko

*gives her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation*

spade:
Angriest TL so far ---> http://www.twitter.com/Skirm_TheDon
I'm just speechless

That dude hates Tayo and Samantha the most.

easyflex:
So on point, the guy is so delusional. Just a couple of days back he was telling a HM that delish is d woman of his dreams but sam is the love of his life. That delish loved him but only problem is that delish was in a serious r/ship.

Someone should just give that dude a reality check to stop going after girls that he has 0.05% chance of getting.
I love the will smith line in hitch;

no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.
But I also like being realistic, a guy shouldn't try too hard to punch above his weight otherwise even if he gets her , he may spend a lifetime tryna please her.

@embolden, spot on!! And to make it worst, ALL the girls that are in his "dreams" or "love of his life" are ALL taller than him.

ochon:
When Laveda joined them the group asked her why she was
looking so good. Was there a special someone she was hoping to impress? Then next to Ellah, JJ lay confiding in her about his frustration with Samantha. Somehow he was feeling like she was playing hard to get. Although Ellah advised him that Samantha was perhaps more complicated than what he was used to, JJ insisted he had a handle on the situation.

This midget JJ is the most delusional dwarf ever. Imagine him speak. Saying he's going to handle the "situation" well as if Samantha will choose him even if he's the last and only male on Earth. Frustrated nigga.

#BBHotShots Meet The Gossip Queens Of The House!

The Hotshots guys gossip more than the ladies, period!
If you ever wanted to know anything and everything about the house just dial 265. Mr.265 had the dirt on almost every
Hotshot in the house. After their pantomimes, housemates laid back to some jamming, happy drinking and a whole lot of gossiping. On the one side Mr.265 laced lyrical on Laveda having one too many after last night’s Pernod Ricard party. This immediately after Laveda stood up and walked off. He let Tayo in on all sorts of sordid detail about Permithias and Laveda’s on-again off-again romance pointing out that Permithias lacked maturity and ought to have treated Laveda better. He then rounded off his criticisms with a nicely packaged compliment to Tayo about not succumbing to any temptations from the women in the house.

A stone throw away Alusa chaired a caucus in which brother
Tayo was the topic, more specifically his frequent crying was
the topic. This was in addition, of course to weighing in on
Laveda. Alusa asserted that he didn’t want to let matters get
him that emotional inside the Big Brother house, but he wasn’t above shedding a tear if he was moved by something.

When Laveda joined them the group asked her why she was
looking so good. Was there a special someone she was hoping to impress? Then next to Ellah, JJ lay confiding in her about his frustration with Samantha. Somehow he was feeling like she was playing hard to get. Although Ellah advised him that Samantha was perhaps more complicated than what he was used to, JJ insisted he had a handle on the situation.

#copied.

This season should be called BBA CRY/BORE/GOSSIPshots

Bro Eros, please unhide the hidden posts, I missed them.

spade:
I caught the guy last year when he tried to play "Perfect Internet Gentleman" with this post:


https://www.nairaland.com/1302478/big-brother-africa-chase-official/2198#19247703

But today, na the same person Briaeros dey hide his posts right now as we speak (and probably about to ban)
Internet Gentlemen no go kill me

LOL.. Always take what you read on here with a pinch of a salt.

I can't blame him though, sometimes, a little squabble/insult can push us to our temper limit and we snap; and go haywire on the other party.

RoyalPearl:
The way some people kill themselves over Bba . Some people need to chill. It's just a game besides big brother already knows the winner. It's not worth getting Hbp over it.

Shout out to ochon,
This year big brother is so boring. It just seems to be getting worse every year!

S/O to you too, Royal beauty. Happy Sunday as well..

I share the same sentiment with you that Biggie already know its winner. Reason why I won't be caught dead voting any ish.. I'll Just watch/read and enjoy myself, simples.

alexumeho:
@V24M.... Datz my baby!! Happy sunday to you to..hope you went to church? Respect to ma guys ochon

Happy sunday to you too my nigga.. How's our wife, V24M doing?

v24m:
Good Morning my people. ..a wonderful Sunday to everyone.

Lets keep d forum alive devoid of insults.

Shout out to Ochon,

S/O to you too, pretty..

Keep here devoid of insults? A hen will have to grow a tooth first for that to happen. Just enjoy it jare.

Good night earthlings.

Briareos:
You are just feeding people information you have absolutely no knowledge on.

Maybe they take it seriously because if they don't, you'd have stopped coming to Nairaland a long time ago.

For example, this thread would have been infested with 10,000 advertisements, spam messages and links to other websites.

The thread would have turned to a battle ground and the main purpose of the thread would have been defeated.

Nope, I'm right. I used the word, "I THINK" because I might be wrong, but in actuality, I'm right. What you typed is another reason(s). So are you telling me that if you don't take your post serious, Oga won't remove you? C'mon, you know he will, so I'm right.

forkadict:
Thanks. Now I understand why some mods dey take the job serious like Soja work

Lwkmd@soja work. I think they take it serious because if they don't, they'll be removed and replaced.

forkadict:
But abeg, Seun dey pay all these mods ni

Yeah, gives them a little "token" at the end of the year.

spade:
So sad. Does this mean we should expect the return of "Obrafour" any minute now?

LOL.. I miss that Obrafour moniker. So HE was the one behind the moniker?

And he kept denying it last year.

forkadict:
But I think say na for inside Naira land brother Eros dey stay 2-4-7. So why is he here? Cos I feel he has always been here

LOL.. E no possible na.. Everyone has a life outside here. If he stays here 24/7, you and I wouldn't have been able to catch up on the fights.

spade:

Brother Eros is here to spoil the whole fun.

Na to begin hide post em remain.

spade:
I feel so sorry for Ochon's keypad sometimes.

LOL.. You have a subtle coded way of saying your mind.

I get you though.

olegunner:
Wats ur own.......who are you to jugde....uself park well

I didn't know they've made up, I was reading from previous pages and I had to point that out. You don't insult my mom and expect me to pat you in the head. I'll defo fùck you up if I can.. So you sef, take several seats.

safarigirl:
yes, so it beats me why you would call me a bytch. What would warrant that? Is it today the Ghana-naija banter started that would get you so vexed that you'd use that word? There is NOTHING that pisses me off more than that term. Any man trained right does NOT use that term. That's even worse than being called a bastard, I never called you that. Is it because of Ghana, not even Ghana, but your people that YOU DON'T KNOW that you'd call me a bytch? Even kgr8 that I don't get along with has never used that term on me, na you..... Mtcheww, goodnight abeg

I don't mean to interfere, but I think the word "bytch" shouldn't have peeved you that bad as you made it seem because you brought his mum into the barbs and lost all moral grounds in the beef to hold him at ransome for using the derogatory word on you. He used it first on you, and if you were really peeved as you said, you'd have drawn the line earlier and ended it like you did now, but rather you insulted his mum. So I wondered why the bytch word peeved you so much AFTER you have insulted her mom. You went too far with it.

safarigirl:
see this hungry puff-puff selling, shoe-making ratchet son of a street urchin. Born troway like you na who wan come NL dey catch feelings, if say sp3rm from one public toilet in Kumasi no enter your mumsy and she no fit afford abortion you no for even dey here dey spew all this garbage. Na God save you say I dey good mood this evening cuz I don't take too kindly to people using that 'B' word on me or any female. Once again, go and read the mission statement, NL is NOT for lovers of that dark nation

spade:
You mean in the Premiership games?

English - Manchester United
La Liga - Real Madrid
Bundesliga - Bayern Munich
Nigerian - Enyimba FC, Heartland FC

You be better pikin. Your choices are top notch.

Enyimba is now the ghost of its past though.

We go yarn later.. El Clasico coming up in a bit, I'll be damned if I miss it.

spade:
Sharrap. "People hate in others, what they see in themselves". You and Luis na one and the same, and your Samba dancers go hear am when it starts.

Sharap!! You just dey deceive yourself.

BTW, which team do you support? I've only seen you support the Super Piglets.

v24m:
.

You can't even quote sef. Na so the love don do you?

spade:
Congratulations to Alex (whoever that is).
Bros Ochon, but talk true, shey Nairaland wife na achievement for your eye?

No o.. Not an achievement. But considering wetin you dey find for Sokoto, person get am easy for Shokoto, it's worthy of a news.

spade:
LOL
Don't get it twisted - You're the Samba circus boys who think you have a piece of "ammunition" in the form of Dave Luis (in this case, Birthday e-Card yabbis).
Na when we enter field you go count goals with your two hands

Keep deceiving yourself. Me wey hate David "Basket" Luis? If we enter field, you go count goals tire because I be FIFA, na to accuse you of racial abuse on Ballotelli (Reincarnated) and ban you áss.