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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 3:40pm On Dec 19, 2013
dre11: Helo guys
was AWOL for three days and it seems i met some dryness in the thread
wats happened regulars?
Hope everybody is enjoying the harmattan

thank God for his mercies, i travelled down to lagos early morning on tuesday and on the way we were stop by four cars coming from the opposite direction and have to wait for some Mins because the robbers have taken over the highway and they rob at will.
But, thank God some mobile police officer that came to our resure and chase them away, they did recorvered two guns that the robbers. That made me get to lag late
but we thank God for journey mercies.
Welcome bruv. Good to know you made it alive

@lertee, yimu tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:53pm On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: MyGod, what a horrible experience superflakie. I'm based in ib and I'm quite familiar with those routes you mentioned. I salute your courage and fighting spirit. I hope you are feeling better now.. Pele my dear smiley

May God's mercy continue to be with all of us ooo... Iseeee..
gringringrin. Hmmm. You are taking Igbo language lessons cos of spade shey? wink grin. Goodu one grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:50am On Dec 19, 2013
njokusboy: Haha, "exile", "partially blind"... Choi.. Must u oppress and suppress me because you wanna impress the duchesshuh??
LMAO. Welcome back. Where lertee cage you? undecided

[quote author=GH^KWAME]"Good morning smarts and retards, ladies and gentlemen, niceties and nasties. Your pick as it applies to you." @lertee & @ochon, sorry for my rude exit yesterday.[/quote]LOL. Nah, you didn't exist rudely. We're all feeling sleepy.

Good morning bro

lertee: Lol,i didn't see this grin grin
You fall ma hand so you dey fear babe for that aspect and you dey here dey give me peasant lines.. undecided
huh. I no fall hand, I no dey fear her jare. I only said that cos she's already taken wink.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:45am On Dec 19, 2013
Good night all. Thanks for the chat and reading.


Lemme retire to my bed, as SOM don go hide grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:43am On Dec 19, 2013
lertee: You must have a degree in womanology,i mean just look at this? Ochon na ghana boy dey teach u work gwad tongue
I'm a KING in these things, I'm just restraining myself cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:40am On Dec 19, 2013
[quote author=GH^KWAME]Toasting a woman is like
disemboweling the proverbial ant. If you're very patient, you will get hold of its intestines (love)
. #No rush[/quote]WOW!! shockedshockedshocked. This is BREAKING SHELLS 101. All my peasants do you copy?. He said "don't rush" grin

Thanks for this lecture. Chai, LOVE is indeed, a beauriful thing grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:38am On Dec 19, 2013
Awwww. See love o


GHkwame "reddened" the "special good night" cos the symbol of 'heart/love' is red colours grin. See love o shockedshockedshocked:








Take heart kwasia reinc grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:36am On Dec 19, 2013
lertee: Ok i understand i won't be tonight....some other day then,we will keep up with you. grin
Yeah, them be BBA thread's kardashian family

Keeping up with the kwames grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:30am On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: Ochon you be first class agbaya.. grin

Take kwame's advice though.."Don't give up on the women of your dreams [s]it doesn't matter if they are with njokus\jekyll\reinc for now[/s] tongue

Goodnight everyone...

Special goodnight to ghkwame... wink

Ochonolertee, you can choke on your popcorn now tongue grin
@the emboldened, StateOfKwame for life grin

As for the rest of your hocus pocus, here↓↓↓↓
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:28am On Dec 19, 2013
lertee: You mean u need privacy with your new catch alright,we can do d needful
They're both shy. Let's leave them to "honeymoonize" themselves and spend some quality time together.

SOM has kept mute. Very cunny peasant angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:27am On Dec 19, 2013
lertee: Wow,just seeing this..we are about to have a new born.....erm,ghana to nigeria *clears throat*
I swearigawd. And you know SOM love adventure wink. Who's in the best position to give her a new love adventure than GHkwame? wink.








Team StateOfKwame cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:25am On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: Lol at these two peasants...

You want to force out the flirt in daddykwame...

Go to bed cos na where I dey go be that...
tongue
How did I miss the emboldened? grin
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:23am On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: Lol at these two peasants...

You want to force out the flirt in daddykwame...

Go to bed cos na where I dey go be that...
tongue
Don't be a wuss. Keep your end of the bargain of "having the thing" for him wink. Here's his reply in case you moon walked it as usual tongue
[quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! See my luck! See what the lord has done for me. To my fellow guys on this Thread, don't give up.[/quote]
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:22am On Dec 19, 2013
lertee: Ghkwame,we are waiting please,this popcorn is going down undecided
He has replied. He's so bold and daring. He knows how to attract lovely ladies. First THE AMAKA, and now SOM shockedshocked. The dude is so sleek in getting 'em ladies wink
[quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! See my luck! See what the lord has done for me. To my fellow guys on this Thread, don't give up.[/quote]
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:16am On Dec 19, 2013
Kwasia reinc won't be happy with this new development grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:16am On Dec 19, 2013
lertee: Make i share with you and watch as event unfolds tonight.
LMAO. Seems like we're about to have StateOfKwame grin. Join in jare grin

dommfa: Ochon you dey craze I swear.. This gif na die.. grin
LOL. The GIF dey sweet me die grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:13am On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: Yimu, is your teacher awake now??
LOL. Nah, he's not. But "ke" and "ni" doesn't need a teacher to understand tongue

[quote author=GH^KWAME]oh yes! I dey speak am but I no fit read nor write am.[/quote]I can speak or understand or write, but can read it
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:10am On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: Lool...i can still start that thing briefly with you before I get married na, don't you think... ? grin wink


The marriage preparation is my sister's, not mine grin..
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:07am On Dec 19, 2013
[quote author=GH^KWAME]here I am thinking you wanted to start a thing with me until I saw your preparation for marriage.[/quote]https://www.ipbrief.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IPB-Gousse-4-1.png
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:05am On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: I really can't explain..but "me married ke" would have been more appropriate.
LOL. So true. Yes, "KE" would've been the right suffix. Nice one wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:04am On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: Lmao..emi naa ko..moni ki omo ibo yen ko mi eebu ibo ni, o de so amu nkita... grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:03am On Dec 19, 2013
[quote author=GH^KWAME]oh yes! I dey speak hausa, so adding it to my lexicon no be Wahala! Yeah! You were apt with my age.[/quote]Really?. Wow. Never knew you could speak hausa. About your age, your elderly posts made me think so grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:02am On Dec 19, 2013
lertee: Hahahahhaa,what does that mean?....jeez SOM,kileso de ibi aja ati kini aja? huh
LOL. JT(jean thomas) means díck. So amu nkita means a Dog's dìck grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:00am On Dec 19, 2013
dommfa: He used it wrongly sef..me married ni ??...kwaaaa.... grin
LMAO@kwaaaa grin

Really?, and I thought he got it right *face palm*embarassed. Damn, I need to master lag/Yoruba words. but it showed he's been here long enough to know our slangs though.

So how did he use it wrong. Teach me so that I won't fall my hands in another thread grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:56pm On Dec 18, 2013
lertee: Please what's the meaning?? grin cheesy
Lwkmd

Amu = díck
Nkita = dog

Meaning dog's JT grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:54pm On Dec 18, 2013
dommfa: Lmao..trust you never to fail with the appropriate zoning... grin grin
LMAO. I'm glad my recaps have ended. I don escape exposing myself if I was still doing it grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:53pm On Dec 18, 2013
[quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! Me married ni? Not in the immediate future. Na lie for the rest tho![/quote]LMAO@"ni". You don learn that one fast. My bad then, I thought you were. At least I tried in your age guess grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:50pm On Dec 18, 2013
lertee: No hope zoning lol...oh pllllleeeaaaassseeeee grin
LMAO. Lertee, I need a doc. Doomfa just cracked my ribs with her hilarious post that I emboldened grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:48pm On Dec 18, 2013
dommfa: I wondered the same o, cos I remember clearly that you mentioned you haven't been to SW before. I just concluded you picked the few words somewhere..olori gbigbe..

So wa pa -hope you are good\fine.

My igbo corper friend then thought me that. And amu nkita too. . grin

Go away jo, I typed the same thing in both...haven't heard from the peasant.
OMG!!. I'm in pains from broken ribs. gringrin. Lwkmd. Doomfa ooooo . Lwkmd. Buwaahahahah

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:42pm On Dec 18, 2013
dommfa: Lmao..ochon, oya find a name for this type of zoning...

Sorry I can't help either, ochon...spade is here... grin

Btw, etisalat is making my night..thank God I ported too...
This type of zoning is the worst type. The baddest of them all. The NO-HOPE-zoning
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:39pm On Dec 18, 2013
lertee: Lol NJ is here so no space for Ochon under my duvet..
He needs to go further,or you may help a friend in need,ochon. grin
Sorry swerry, but you deserve this slap for your inhumane NO-HOPE-zoning grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:38pm On Dec 18, 2013
dommfa: Lool...I'm not up to anything na, I'm just in a grinning mood ni grin

Smh, so all these while you ve been feeling like a boss of yoruba language calling sm1 onidi pelebe (I laughed that night ehn), there has been someone behind the scenes.. Anu mpam! grin

Kedu ke imere

How are you 'ke imere'...thats what I could make of it..lool
LOL. I still don't trust your sudden grinning craze grin

LOL. How could you believe that I, that haven't set foot on yoruba land could be that good in Yoruba language. I had a translator(teacher behind the screen) grin. And you still haven't told me what so wa pa means. LMAO @anu mpam grin. Who taught you?. Lemme guess, "diary of a PHD virgin"? wink wink

Lol. It means how are you doing. Kedu is how are you. Adding Ka imere means "how are you doing". Lol

dommfa: Lol..pele, but don't be tempted to allow ochon share your duvet with you...I can tell a hoorny dude fron the no of times he uses the wink emoticon.. tongue

My day was good o, still on the naming prep matter.. grin
Doomfa, why evils na?
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dommfa: .
You sure?. This one wey you type am twice come edit this one, you sure say you are not hiding MANY things from me? wink grin

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