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dre11: Helo guysWelcome bruv. Good to know you made it alive @lertee, yimu ![]() |
dommfa: MyGod, what a horrible experience superflakie. I'm based in ib and I'm quite familiar with those routes you mentioned. I salute your courage and fighting spirit. I hope you are feeling better now.. Pele my dear ![]() ![]() . Hmmm. You are taking Igbo language lessons cos of spade shey? . Goodu one ![]() |
njokusboy: Haha, "exile", "partially blind"... Choi.. Must u oppress and suppress me because you wanna impress the duchessLMAO. Welcome back. Where lertee cage you? ![]() [quote author=GH^KWAME]"Good morning smarts and retards, ladies and gentlemen, niceties and nasties. Your pick as it applies to you." @lertee & @ochon, sorry for my rude exit yesterday.[/quote]LOL. Nah, you didn't exist rudely. We're all feeling sleepy. Good morning bro lertee: Lol,i didn't see this . I no fall hand, I no dey fear her jare. I only said that cos she's already taken . |
Good night all. Thanks for the chat and reading. Lemme retire to my bed, as SOM don go hide ![]() |
lertee: You must have a degree in womanology,i mean just look at this? Ochon na ghana boy dey teach u work gwadI'm a KING in these things, I'm just restraining myself ![]() |
[quote author=GH^KWAME]Toasting a woman is like disemboweling the proverbial ant. If you're very patient, you will get hold of its intestines (love). #No rush[/quote]WOW!! ![]() Thanks for this lecture. Chai, LOVE is indeed, a beauriful thing ![]() |
Awwww. See love o GHkwame "reddened" the "special good night" cos the symbol of 'heart/love' is red colours . See love o Take heart kwasia reinc ![]() |
lertee: Ok i understand i won't be tonight....some other day then,we will keep up with you.Yeah, them be BBA thread's kardashian family Keeping up with the kwames ![]() |
dommfa: Ochon you be first class agbaya..@the emboldened, StateOfKwame for life ![]() As for the rest of your hocus pocus, here↓↓↓↓ https://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/BigMastadon/didntread.gif |
lertee: You mean u need privacy with your new catch alright,we can do d needfulThey're both shy. Let's leave them to "honeymoonize" themselves and spend some quality time together. SOM has kept mute. Very cunny peasant ![]() |
lertee: Wow,just seeing this..we are about to have a new born.....erm,ghana to nigeria *clears throat*I swearigawd. And you know SOM love adventure . Who's in the best position to give her a new love adventure than GHkwame? . Team StateOfKwame ![]() |
dommfa: Lol at these two peasants...How did I miss the emboldened? ![]() https://www.ipbrief.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IPB-Gousse-4-1.png |
dommfa: Lol at these two peasants...Don't be a wuss. Keep your end of the bargain of "having the thing" for him . Here's his reply in case you moon walked it as usual ![]() [quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! See my luck! See what the lord has done for me. To my fellow guys on this Thread, don't give up.[/quote] |
lertee: Ghkwame,we are waiting please,this popcorn is going downHe has replied. He's so bold and daring. He knows how to attract lovely ladies. First THE AMAKA, and now SOM ![]() [quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! See my luck! See what the lord has done for me. To my fellow guys on this Thread, don't give up.[/quote] |
Kwasia reinc won't be happy with this new development ![]() |
lertee: Make i share with you and watch as event unfolds tonight.LMAO. Seems like we're about to have StateOfKwame . Join in jare ![]() dommfa: Ochon you dey craze I swear.. This gif na die..LOL. The GIF dey sweet me die ![]() |
dommfa: Yimu, is your teacher awake now??LOL. Nah, he's not. But "ke" and "ni" doesn't need a teacher to understand ![]() [quote author=GH^KWAME]oh yes! I dey speak am but I no fit read nor write am.[/quote]I can speak or understand or write, but can read it |
dommfa: Lool...i can still start that thing briefly with you before I get married na, don't you think... ?www.nairaland.com/attachments/1425972_Poppy_jpg01d1bf7b9b95ad7ad40f18a3ae803768 |
[quote author=GH^KWAME]here I am thinking you wanted to start a thing with me until I saw your preparation for marriage.[/quote]https://www.ipbrief.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IPB-Gousse-4-1.png |
dommfa: I really can't explain..but "me married ke" would have been more appropriate.LOL. So true. Yes, "KE" would've been the right suffix. Nice one ![]() |
dommfa: Lmao..emi naa ko..moni ki omo ibo yen ko mi eebu ibo ni, o de so amu nkita...
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[quote author=GH^KWAME]oh yes! I dey speak hausa, so adding it to my lexicon no be Wahala! Yeah! You were apt with my age.[/quote]Really?. Wow. Never knew you could speak hausa. About your age, your elderly posts made me think so ![]() |
lertee: Hahahahhaa,what does that mean?....jeez SOM,kileso de ibi aja ati kini aja?LOL. JT(jean thomas) means díck. So amu nkita means a Dog's dìck ![]() |
dommfa: He used it wrongly sef..me married ni ??...kwaaaa....LMAO@kwaaaa ![]() Really?, and I thought he got it right *face palm* . Damn, I need to master lag/Yoruba words. but it showed he's been here long enough to know our slangs though.So how did he use it wrong. Teach me so that I won't fall my hands in another thread ![]() |
lertee: Please what's the meaning??Lwkmd Amu = díck Nkita = dog Meaning dog's JT ![]() |
dommfa: Lmao..trust you never to fail with the appropriate zoning...LMAO. I'm glad my recaps have ended. I don escape exposing myself if I was still doing it ![]() |
[quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! Me married ni? Not in the immediate future. Na lie for the rest tho![/quote]LMAO@"ni". You don learn that one fast. My bad then, I thought you were. At least I tried in your age guess ![]() |
lertee: No hope zoning lol...oh pllllleeeaaaassseeeeeLMAO. Lertee, I need a doc. Doomfa just cracked my ribs with her hilarious post that I emboldened ![]() |
dommfa: I wondered the same o, cos I remember clearly that you mentioned you haven't been to SW before. I just concluded you picked the few words somewhere..olori gbigbe..OMG!!. I'm in pains from broken ribs. ![]() . Lwkmd. Doomfa ooooo . Lwkmd. Buwaahahahahhttps://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif https://www.hoopskills.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/lvrtza.jpg https://www.ipbrief.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IPB-Gousse-4-1.png |
dommfa: Lmao..ochon, oya find a name for this type of zoning...This type of zoning is the worst type. The baddest of them all. The NO-HOPE-zoning www.nairaland.com/attachments/1445631_crying_man_JPGc1402202f9745313d4e3eea58d632fd3 |
lertee: Lol NJ is here so no space for Ochon under my duvet..Sorry swerry, but you deserve this slap for your inhumane NO-HOPE-zoning ![]()
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dommfa: Lool...I'm not up to anything na, I'm just in a grinning mood niLOL. I still don't trust your sudden grinning craze ![]() LOL. How could you believe that I, that haven't set foot on yoruba land could be that good in Yoruba language. I had a translator(teacher behind the screen) . And you still haven't told me what so wa pa means. LMAO @anu mpam . Who taught you?. Lemme guess, "diary of a PHD virgin"? ![]() Lol. It means how are you doing. Kedu is how are you. Adding Ka imere means "how are you doing". Lol dommfa: Lol..pele, but don't be tempted to allow ochon share your duvet with you...I can tell a hoorny dude fron the no of times he uses the wink emoticon..Doomfa, why evils na? www.nairaland.com/attachments/1445631_crying_man_JPGc1402202f9745313d4e3eea58d632fd3 dommfa: .You sure?. This one wey you type am twice come edit this one, you sure say you are not hiding MANY things from me? ![]() |
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. Damn, I need to master lag/Yoruba words. but it showed he's been here long enough to know our slangs though.