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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:26pm On Dec 18, 2013

BTW, doomfa, where you keep kwasia reinc? undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:24pm On Dec 18, 2013

San Miguel: E dey?

Yes e dey

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:21pm On Dec 18, 2013

dommfa: Kwame don run

LMAO. He's been dodging my "how Is the amaka question" for like ever!!. That nigga is cunny grin

dommfa: Lertee baby, how far..hope harmattan hasn't cracked your lips yet .

lertee: Lol the worst is fellaini,gwad i hate that the guy is in man U. He has not delivered anything so far.
You know he can't buy forward again na,they will be too much. What does he want to. Do with rvp,rooney,chicharito and welbeck. They r ok for now you know.

LOL. I really love fellani back at everton so it's kinda hard disliking him. I pray he comes good so that our money won't be in vain. I no dey vex for moyes sha, I'll judge him after next season. I think he should sell V persie if barca comes calling like the rumours predicted. He's older and his injuries are back to haunt him

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:17pm On Dec 18, 2013

dommfa: ^^No be pesin wey get wooing skills go test am..

How body? So wa pa?

LOL. You are up to something. Keep grinning away grin

My body is cold. This harmattan aint smiling. Erm, erm, by "so wa pa", do you mean how are you? embarassed

. Lol. My yoruba friend is asleep and can't help me out tonight embarassed

Kedu ka imere?(Joviajov, don't interprete) . How the MAIN wedding preparation going? wink

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:10pm On Dec 18, 2013

San Miguel: Nothing oo.. Just dey greet u?

Your greeting dey suspicious undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:10pm On Dec 18, 2013

dommfa: Ochooooniii!!!....

Lertee no gree o...

Ghkwame, mind telling me your age range? Sometimes I feel you are a youth, other times, I feel you are an elderly person.

LMAO. I just dey test my wooing skills grin

. Lertee no fit gree na, njokusKID don discombobulate am with his love words like blue guava and red pineapple and oasis in the desert grin

.

I've always though that GHkwame is an adult, like 33years old. I think he's married. I think I read it somewhere here. Kwame, I lie?

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:07pm On Dec 18, 2013

lertee: Moyes is trying in his own way,he met the problem on ground and it is too big for him to solve. We should blame SAF.

Some portion of the blame should be apportioned to him. He had 4 good months to buy good people to cover up the bad positions, instead he chose to look for MIDFIELDERS only as if it's our only area that we've been wanting angry

. I blame him jare

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:52pm On Dec 18, 2013

San Miguel: Lertee.

Behjaisky, na so the love do you reach? undecided

Why you dey change moniker like say you dey change your pants? undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:51pm On Dec 18, 2013

waxdude:
In ur dreamz shey? Evry1 has a thing for ochon...na wa oh

Why you dey bend neck like ostrich wey wan poo poo? undecided

Not everyone, just the ladies wink

. And that quote was my offer to you, why are you bringing the ladies into it? undecided

. Are you tryna tell me you have a THING for lertee? shocked

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:49pm On Dec 18, 2013

lertee: I am a dedicated man U fan,i've been repping for a long time..enemies must bomb

WOW!!. Lertee shocked

. You be real fan o. Not all these Man-Utd-fan-for-mouth babes. LOL. And the dress fits you and your lovely smile. Goodu one. moyes don break my heart tire but seeing ladies like you supporting our team, gives me confidence that we'll be go back to our glory days. All these chelshìt, manshitty, liverfools and ássánal fans can't hold us back grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:44pm On Dec 18, 2013

Superflakie, thank God for your life. I read your experience in the hand of the daredevil biker. What a brave effort you put out there wink

. Thank God you made it through.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:42pm On Dec 18, 2013

lertee: Na me u dey oppress with lines abii,wait make i fetch tabh for you

Tabh?. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shocked

LIPsy doesn't share at all. Plus that sexy babe is feisty, I can't handle her grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:37pm On Dec 18, 2013

waxdude: How much u go pay?....

As a KING, I'll make sure you are protected offline and online and I'll guarantee you VIP access to dine with my fellow KINGS wink

. If that's not good an offer, then I don't think you know what you are about to miss grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:36pm On Dec 18, 2013

lertee: Up man u....did you see that goal by evra?

LMAO. Never knew you were this serious about you being a man utd fan. Yes o, we're getting "there", one step at a time. Haters can mock us for a while, but when we are back to form, we gon' open up a can of whoop ásses on them as we cruise to another EPL title cool

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:33pm On Dec 18, 2013

*looks and see that njoku is still high on cow dung, increases his love gear*

Viewing this topic: lertee(f), ochon

Erm, lerteeslim, can't you see how close we're up there? wink

. Side by side wink

. Flesh against each other wink

. Your hands across my waist wink

. My hands gracing your shoulder and giving you warmth in this cold weather for TWO? wink

. See how synchronized our soul, pose and thoughts are wink

while we sit together on the sands of the beach with breezy weather jealous cos of our presence wink

. Plus the the fact you have a thing for me shocked

. Damn, I know the ladies love me but imma drop them for you wink

. Just for you wink

. What say you mammi? wink

.

Njoku, this is how we greet in Igbo land, don't take it too serious. We're practicing how to play ludo and chess grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:22pm On Dec 18, 2013

lertee: Why do you enjoy flirting with your friend's babe?

Ouch!!!!. That one line response is like when klaus was daggered in the heart in vampires diaries sad

. That's too mean. Loosen up, njokusKID is on exile?. I might as well take care of you for him wink

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:14pm On Dec 18, 2013

Just imagine. 5 USELESS and KWASIFIED guests!! angry

. What a buncha wusses undecided

. To login with your main ID na crime? undecided

. Dem dey pay to register ni? undecided

In short, KWASIAAAAAAAAAA ^100000 to all of you guests angry

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:10pm On Dec 18, 2013

lertee:

*looks left and right, sees his earbrow BF is on exile*

*switches her playboy aura on cool

*. Erm swerry, how come you saw only that embolden words in my posts? wink

. Are you trying to pass a message across to me? wink

. Like that you've a THING(S) for me? wink

;( .You wanna be my teacher? wink

. Don't fret, njoku is partially blind wink

and won't see us rock to some marivn gaye and teddy pedagrass old school love blues while we contemplate on what OUR future holds for us wink

. Whatcha say? wink

. I'm a good listener, you are good tutor, that's the perfect combo right there wink

. Say yes, lemme ROCK you to CLOUD 9 grin

.

Damn, I exhausted all my "wink" emoticons up there shocked

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:03pm On Dec 18, 2013

waxdude: ..ochon u no well ohh, waz dt suppose to mean *rolled eyez*, lik durhhhhhh I dnt do 'african time' I'm fine oh...,jst rehearsals, work and harmattan..., so how u doin

Why are you "rolling eyes" and "durrhing"? shocked

. That's sounds gay undecided

I'm cool. Being watching my àss off so as to not get bored with the holidays. How's your dancing going?. I really need to learn how to dance. Even if it's how to rock ladies shocked

or dance garala sad

. Help..tenk!! angry

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:20pm On Dec 18, 2013*

waxdude: Is d harmattan affectin dis thread

How are you doing Mr Nigerian/african-time? grin

Good evening my peasants

Why have y'all deserted this thread?. Anyway, King Ochon forgives y'all peasants undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 10:32am On Dec 18, 2013

njokusboy: Lolzzz, u don carry dat madness enter here abi Naso person talk say she be virgin for one thread lyk dat, dem come say make she give picture or it didn't happen... Lolzz

LMAO. That line dey sweet me die. Nothing wey person no go see for NL grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 9:27am On Dec 18, 2013

njokusboy: I see you online... Aswear

Really?. Ok picture or it didn't happen undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:46am On Dec 18, 2013

njokusboy: Bia dis ochon guy, u no dey sleep??

. You don begin dey smoke egbo again?. Or abi lertee love don dey high you ni? undecided

When you see me online?. See wetin love dey cuase undecided

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:49pm On Dec 17, 2013

[quote author=GH^KWAME]Speaking for myself, I am good.[/quote]I'm good too cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 8:47pm On Dec 17, 2013

Agbgift: My E-family how una dey?
I know I have been unfair to you all.
Not my fault, just got a lot of activities to tidy up before the festive holidays and lot of programmes here and there.
Am sorry @all
Gt all your messages through Dre.
Thanks a lot.
I did miss you all.

I heard ASUU has called off the strike.
Congratulations my people.

Welcome back mamma mia. I missed you

Damn, not a single hi?, na wa o. Na so we stingy with post reach?. undecided

@kslib, read that jonzing thread. The boy don kolo I swearigawd. He's GOM's partner in crime. Was rotflmao while reading it grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:39pm On Dec 17, 2013

Kslib: lol..GOM no well i swear.. I never read im own sha!!

Ok, Go there.. Dey scroll down, You go see one thread---- HELP-- my girlfriend wants to ***** forgotten the rest***

The Op name na skyscraper..

GOM no well. All em own na comedy grin

Correct, make I go check am out. I dey come

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 7:06am On Dec 17, 2013

Kslib: Lmfao!! Ochon do you visit sexuality section?

I just came across one funny thread there--- its been long i visited there last sef ... Laff wan kee me die!!!

I go find small time dey check there from time to sef---makes sense!!! Erm make I direct you go the thread?

Lmao. I do visit there jare. The section no dey evil, so drop the link make I go enjoy with you. No drop GOM's useless sèx adventures of him of dreamingly bânging a fiction female character gotten from his dreams grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:39am On Dec 17, 2013

Tabh: Yimu go solve your conji ochon.

Kslib: Lmao!! Konji don dey catch you?

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:37am On Dec 17, 2013

waxdude: Ochon u be real character... , d way u roll ur eyes dis dayz, hmmm dos eyez wey look lik say u high

Meanwhile I saw melvin in dj exclusive's video..

Na tabh dey twist her replies, so I had to roll my eyes. Lol

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:24am On Dec 17, 2013

Tabh: Ok you didn't take it,you only sounded line you did. What does closage means?

He meant to type cleàvage grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 12:19am On Dec 17, 2013

Tabh: All the best..don't worry,naija go better soon.

It better be or you better have a job waiting for me tongue

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by ochon: 11:53pm On Dec 16, 2013

dre11: she dey try use metaphysics for me
'rara' i no eat
Kia see as she shelf my question dey paraboulate
madam when you become Melvin na

Reinc dey try for this your midnight paroles oooooo
you go just dey dribble like Okocha on top your statement.

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