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EyenMummy:
Idiot!
Bastard
useless being


Pray i don't meet you in this life, because if i should, I'm gonna tamed this your madness.

oluscofield:
OK but,
I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this
thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me
at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I
was already trembling, different thoughts ran
through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when
I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op
was becoming more aggresive now so I had to
make a quick decision. I looked behind my back
and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in
disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do
this".
"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself.
"Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand
into an empty space behind his back, as soon as
he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a
run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun
him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a
shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and
kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave
you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being
given on this thread

ipobarecriminals:
tell chukwudi the expert in London used transporter

toluxa1:
Thanks. Got it!

scopusng:
Any link to watch the match online?

Bifsy:
Yes same thing

Bifsy:
I just got an invite too for customer care representative

cristianisraeli:
dude you no even go school

its called ass licking and not ass linking...

damn you are just like buhari...show me your certificate now

Angelb4:
Hunger is very bad. It will make you need what you really don't want.

EZENDIZUOGU:
what goes around comes around. youu can deceive some people sometime but not always. everything in life has an expiring date. he thought Buhari is a fool just because he is an Housa/fulani man, for him Buhari can easily be control but it backfired. we are watching more will still unfold.

Doerstech:
Polliceeeeeeeehhhhh Policeeehhhhhhhhh Police......He's Committing suicide ooo
Okorohuasa wey dey here is committing suicide
oooooooooo

calberian:
In December, I had two separate data packages running concurrently because of the aimless autorenewal feature.

Upon calling MTN customer care, it became evident that they're aware of the difficulty that customers go through as a result but they'd rather fold their arms and smile to the bank to reap from where they did not sow.

I made it clear to them that they should not claim to be surprised when thunder from above strikes them after riding to the top on the backs of those who give out hard-earned resources to support their business.

Needless to say, I shifted from the expensive and poor data and call service of MTN to the just as expensive but excellent data and call service of Etisalat.

debo07:
.let me explain the title sittard WON.their league in d second division are divided into phases.each phase is about 8-9 games.so after each phase d top club on d table is d winner of dat phase.so sittard was topping d league wen d second phase ended which makes dem d champion 4 dat phase.so after d phases have bin completed which is d overall league matches then d table topping club is the champion of d league.if clubs like jong ajax or jong psv emerge champions they will be given d trophy but not promoted cos they already av senior teams in d first league so clubs behind dem would be picked 4 promotion.

sirlop:
Is it available for iphone?

slimbowwow:
which channel on mobdro abeg

Cynicgod:
Please who knows which site to stream live matches!!!!!!!!!!

davodyguy:
Maturity.

Sensitive issues calls for being sensitive.

If Fayise 'mis yarn' another ethnic war can start

DaddyKross:
They killed Gadaffi, na hin cause this modern slavery. At the end of the day, na dem go still dey front to fight against this.


America just be like Jack Bauer, na hin go start wahala, na hin go still wan kill himself to end the wahala.

Akexstinger:
Your degree, international certification, in-house trainings done outside the country, and having the chance to have worked with one of the best coys in the world outside Nigeria for a short period, and then work experience in naija.

Akexstinger:
Stories! Don't go and shoot yourself oh! If you have experience and skills, just do a little research about their pay then add ur own and call a figure for them. No need for ranges. If u give them ranges, they will always take the least. And when you say the company has a structure or a system so you will go with their own pay, they can decide to pay you the smallest of their ranges in their system.
I recently got a job, but during the interview, i was asked of the salary and was beating about the bush like mouse until they finally forced me to name a figure which I stated. Only for these guys to call me to resume out of 15 guys that did the interview. Not only that, they changed my reporting station from the one that was closer to my area which I called the salary for to another location that was fking far from my place. Above all, they also indicated in the employment letter that I will be supervising 5 locations that were darn far apart. Though the pay was far higher than my previous place of work oh...Obob for wetin na! I took leave from my place of work and proceeded to the new place of work to test run..mehn! I was always waking up by 3:30am and leaving the house by 4am just to meet up with the resumption time of 7:30am. My guy, I did the job for 3 days nobody tell me say na death warrant be this, I just tendered my resignation letter asap. They called me back and I told them the workload/stress was too much and not measurable with the pay. They asked me what I wanted, I told them salary review and additional worker. Dem just add small thing, I no gree oh, I still resigned and went back to my previous place of work.
The bottomline of the story is, don't shoot yourself, everything is negotiating power with confidence and making them to realized the stern stuff u are made of.
I went for one interview like that, with all my trainings/certs/experience, I called what was obtainable as salary for the position in the company. Only that I added some amount to it. Immediately I mentioned that, the interviewer replied by saying " you mean with all these certs, experience and training/exposure, u called this amount, na na, u no try at all, they all shook their heads in disappointments" , they were like I under-priced myself, for that reason I was not taken. Na one guy wey go call better money dem pick jare. The thing is just know ur worth and that's all.

NwaAmaikpe:


Unfortunately Madam,
God will not give you another innocent man as your own husband.
Your destiny now is to become a side chick or a babymama.

You are now a fairly-used, totally depreciated item of betting and no man in his right sense should even imagine marrying you.
It's even wicked of you to desire having a husband of your own with all your baggage and past.

You turned down all the boys in your area, but fell for the one who could take you to Ghana....(ordinary Ghana).
Turns out you were not decent but a worthless opportunistic gold-digger.

You got served and I pray many more materialistic shortsighted tramps like you get served.

obi2smart:
HOW TO START AND RUN A SUCCESSFUL POPCORN BUSINESS STARTING WITH JUST 50K


INTRODUCTION: Popcorn is a very popular snack made from corn (either local or foreign). It is generally eaten by every human being and loved by millions especially when properly made. The market size for popcorn is very large as it does not have a patronage class as everybody likes to eat eat ,ranging from children (passionate lovers of popcorn), youths (secondary and tertiary students), men and women,the young and the aged, everybody likes it, both the rich and poor.
In Nigeria, everybody loves it. The class of persons who don't like it might not even be up to 10% of a particular populace in a particular area. Thus, patronage is very large.


PROFITABILITY : The profit margin is very high in the business especially for one who knows how to market and distribute the snacks. What ensures this is packaging and taste. To ensure high profit margin,follow my guide in the eBook am giving to you free of charge and use the machine I recommend.(the reason is in the eBook). You can make a profit of #50k in your first month. I explain how in the book.
It's free eBook. (Only for 10 persons ready to start as soon as possible, not time wasters or procrastinators).


PACKAGING: The packaging should be done in a transparent thick nylon to make it attractive and the visible and above all maintain the CRISPY nature of the popcorn even after 3 days.


TASTE: The taste should be very good because that's what ensures that you get high patronage. After,a week of marketing, I can assure you that you won't need marketing again. Distributors and shop owners will be booking in advance. But taste must be superb. All you need to do to get the right taste is a good BLEND of ingredients which I will outline here. Please,follow the procedure to the letter with little variations.


TOTAL COST OF STARTING: The total cost of starting on a small scale of producing 100-200 packs per day is atleast #50k.( although I started with higher amount because I didn't know as at then where and how to get materials and ingredients at a cheaper rate.


LOCATION: If you must make it fast (within 3months of starting), look for a populated area like:

Large church premises/entrance
Bus stop
Market entrance/junction
University environment
Very busy street junctions e.t.c


Don't worry if anybody is already there, just give a little distance and start yours. The taste and packaging of yours will get you enough patronage to give you an edge.


just drop your email here to get my FREE INFO GUIDE on the business. all you need to know is inside.


Am only giving this free info out to 10 persons only. Because I can't mentor more than that. If you can't start the business now, please don't drop your email. It will reduce the chances of the serious people are ready to start right away.

NwaAmaikpe:



"Something must kill a man".

-Lalasticlala
456BC

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facelessangel:
if your president could cancil his visit to Rivers state as commander in chief of the zoo due to his safety, l wonder what you expect from an unarmed man

ebidabs:
I agree... but when are gonna have our devices.

NwaAmaikpe:

Rogersmith:
No...I don't so.

Rogersmith:
Bros why the vexation? People have various sources of information that may not be true. Let me tell you something you may not know, if you start to hearing rumours about things like this be rest assured that something is cooking. I myself I was at the ministry today to see if I could lay hold of any info but my mission was futile. But I could discern that things were happening. Infact, I approached a man working there just to squeeze anything I could get from him about the recruitment if see the way the man shunned me he told me clearly that his not ready to say anything about the recruitment. That nothing have started yet. I know within me that they warned about it to stay clear.