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Religion / Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ODB1: 4:08pm On Aug 11, 2013
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And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away; it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.

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Religion / Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by ODB1: 4:00pm On Aug 11, 2013
edwardjr: I started masturbating from my school(boarding) when i didn't even know what it was til i went for nysc.

I saw a student who was older than us bet that he could bring out sperm and i was very interested to see it atleast for the first time...The rest are stories but right from then i masturbated often even when i had girlfriends it didnt stop this mess.

I even vowed atimes,stopped for awhile yet went back to my vomit. At some point the devil whispered to me that masturbation is not a sin after all the word is not in d bible. I still prayed until i heard a pastor on the radio confessing that he has been struggling with this habit even as he is married and he needs help.

Then it dawned on me that the earlier i stopped,the better for me! Another pastor referred to Romans 1 and God used that book to renew my mind forever and by God's grace i broke out from that chain and i detest it with passion.

Glory 2 God!

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Religion / Re: You Don't Want Maclatunji? Let's Get You 2 New Great Mods. by ODB1: 1:19pm On Aug 11, 2013
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Business / Re: Why Is Seun Not As Rich As Mark Zuckerberg? by ODB1: 8:48am On Aug 10, 2013
otipoju: As for Seun, I am not against your aspirations to grow as it is in tandem with the natural order of things - to be fruitful and multiply. My advise to you is that whatever you do, do it when you sense within you that it. The time is right and not because people are clamouring for it. No one else is wearing your shoes right now.The people that shout "Hossanah to the highest" today will shout "Cruxify him" tomorrow. Toyin Subair of HiTv is a case in point. Best of luck
see ur double speak. I see people like u everyday. Black men are the most jealous beings in the planet. U don't want him to grow beyound this because it will prove that a young black man can make it on his own with hard work and talent. If seun blows it will show what a waste of sp@rm u r. It will prove all ur sissy excuse for not making it out on ur own without daddy and mummy's help is borne out laziness and incompetence on your own part. In short u r lazy
Business / Re: Why Is Seun Not As Rich As Mark Zuckerberg? by ODB1: 8:40am On Aug 10, 2013
otipoju: ODB- you see as the tin dey pepper for body.with a very arrogant tone you decided to ridicule an honest man's effort in Seun making use of the knowledge that he has to make Nigerians happy instead of stealing money from banks or duping foriegners,by calling it "buttpiratted". The tin dey sweet you that time as u dey run your tap mouth saying that there's nothing special about the years of persistence and dedication of somebody else. I repeat again with greater emphasis this time. "YOU ARE AN EUNUCH"...uve seen it done by others, you can describe how ito should be done to others; just that you are impotent to do it yourself.
wetin come be ur own?

I stated the reason why seun does not deserve to be on par with mark and facebook

I stated the reason why nairaland cannot grow beyound a nigerian site due to poor marketing and dependence only to page adsm

I also stated that seun is just very lucky to have a trendy site and it has nothin to do with the sites design or marketing. NL got going from word of mouth and google nigeria search which makes nairaland appear on the first page when searching national issues

I also stated that if seun doesn't continue to expand and improve the outreach of tje site it will naturally die. Any one invovlerd wit tech knows that u can't afford to remain stagnant. This is wat ur arrested developmental cranium can never comprehend.

Peeps like u is y africa is backward

It is idiots like u that want recycled geriatric politicians to remain in power

It is people like u that africa is in the state it is. U r afraid of change and so u cling to old outdated customs in the name of tradition
Business / Re: Why Is Seun Not As Rich As Mark Zuckerberg? by ODB1: 8:09pm On Aug 09, 2013
otipoju: ODB abi wetin be your name: you are simply an eunuch. Take your lame ideas and shove it in your "comboard"... Seun is doing the little he can do and we appreciate his efforts.let Zuckerberg come and set up their shop in Nigeria where bad roads,epileptic power,pull-him-down syndrome,multiple taxation and insecurity is rife and let's see.The heat alone will shrivel his brain.The young man has not complained to anyone because he is content with what he has and understands the common sense in eatind an elephant one bite at a time.Mister Take your brilliant ideas start and replicate Seuns achievements, then outdo him. We are waiting for you Eunuch.
some people deserve the society and condition they find themselves. While ur ancestors were killing twins and albinos , europeans were crossing the pond to set up shop.
U are a poster child for arrested development
Business / Re: Why Is Seun Not As Rich As Mark Zuckerberg? by ODB1: 6:16pm On Aug 09, 2013
Seun maybe a good programmer but scripting skills alone is not what you need to manage a website. Facebook and twitter are the biggest on line sites in Nigeria. Seun needs to figure out how to integrate his members associating their facebook or twitter account with his site. It will pay up big time for him and the site as it will represent a true picture of who nairalanders are.

Here are a few suggestions;

New and existing members can sign up and login with their existing facebook or twitter accounts

Members can view customized sections on their wall vie automatic posts

Thread posting from facebook is made possible . You will be suprised how it will rid the site from trolls and bigots

In return nairaland will be introduced freely to new members from user facebook and twitter circles

There is more...but am not free
Business / Re: Why Is Seun Not As Rich As Mark Zuckerberg? by ODB1: 5:13pm On Aug 09, 2013
Apart from Reddit and 9gag almost all other forums struggle to keep up. For example 4chan handles at least 10million guests daily and close to 10,000 threads and over a million posts daily. You will expect the "owner" to be a billion, right? Hell no! Nobody (at least big and medium scale coporations) wants anything to do with the site because Moot (Christopher Poole) does not endorse internet censorShip. At first glance the image board will seem like an anarchist's vision of hell but that's what 4chan's appeal. On another perspective, wikipedia is a well known net brand with high volume visits but the managers have refused to allow paid ads on ethical grounds. M00t refused donations but can't seem to generate enuff money from ads to maintain the website.

What I expect from seun is to take Nairaland to the road like having nairaland logo on red carpet events, creating an official news reel and trending blog for each section and creating apps for smart phones, facebook and twitter links. There is more but am not free
Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by ODB1: 3:55pm On Aug 09, 2013
agbameta:


What difference does it make as long as the best airport in Nigeria and west Africa gets delivered? Abeg keep dancing azonto to your lame and repainted village landing strip since this is all it takes to make villagers happy and put Nigerians to shame...


Shameless people....lol



u r civilized clown
Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by ODB1: 3:48pm On Aug 09, 2013
agbameta:



Clear road with that rubbish abeg..


Wait no be fight
agbameta:


To start with, this is a private investment that's under construction as we speak regardless of any delays so your rubbish doesn't bother me.




Clear road with that rubbish abeg..


But y una claim say nah LASG project

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Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by ODB1: 3:24pm On Aug 09, 2013
agbameta: Please go away with your dirty talk^^^^
u want to deport me cheesy
agbameta: Please go away with your dirty talk^^^^
u want to deport me
Business / Re: Why Is Seun Not As Rich As Mark Zuckerberg? by ODB1: 3:19pm On Aug 09, 2013
There is nothing special about nairaland and seun isn't doing anything special as far as forums are. The original format and layout of nl was borrowed from other websites. If you use google chrome or mozilla you can actually enable java script and see, modify and copy the original scripts. That's what ur boy wonder has been doing all this while. Why can't I have an auto refresh for a thread I posted on? Because these buttpirates can't code sh1tm . And to compare seun to Zuckerberg is like comparing a chimp to einstein. Zuckerberg wrote a complex code which is cyberspace equivalent to the" six degrees of separation" theory. And also seun as a website "owner" is still stuck in the dot com bubble of the 90's. Facebook makes a lot of legitimate money from demographic and location target audiences. The rest is from selling ur bio to the NSA. No advertiser will pay money to advertise products in a site where the demograh is unknown giving the annonymous nature of members. These days even bloggers can make it big. If seun can't figure how to aggressively promote his site then he doesn't knw what it takes to manage. I have a couple of ideas but I won't tell him shwt.
Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by ODB1: 3:00pm On Aug 09, 2013
agbameta:


Building a new world class airport from scratch with private funds and repainting a village airstrip with tax payers money no be the same thing abeg.



so this won pass fascist fash ?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Undergo Orthopedic Surgery by ODB1: 2:04pm On Aug 09, 2013
taiwo br: J-A-G-A-B-A-N get well soon oooooooo
no he won't. If u think he is going under the knife for ligament operation in the hopes of kick startin a football career at old trafford then think again.

Tinibu is a coke-d0pe feign, chain smoking slobbering alcoholic who is in desperate need for a pair of new kidneys. I only pray he did not have his thugs abduct some poor waif and gut his kidneys for himself
Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by ODB1: 1:25pm On Aug 09, 2013
Obiagelli:
I was about to attack till i saw your post

Situated about 10km from Lekki Free Trade Zone
(LFTZ), the proposed airport will boost economic
activities at the LFTZ scheduled to begin full
operations in 2012
. It will also drive urban
development and tourism in the Lekki-Epe axis of
Lagos State.
did u even read the tittle? The post has been modified to meet up with the new fabled deadline

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Politics / Re: Lekki-epe Int’l Airport To Commence Operation By 2012. by ODB1: 1:18pm On Aug 09, 2013
I have said it here before that eko ile is actually lai mohammed

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Fashion / Re: Chris Olwage Of New-Zealand Is Mr Gay World 2013 by ODB1: 12:52pm On Aug 09, 2013
Obviously OP is a huge phaggot

Politics / Re: Wole Soyinka's 'Domestic Appendage' Revisited By Cornelius Segun Ojo by ODB1: 12:40pm On Aug 09, 2013
Soyinka is a disappointment just like all the pro amaechi supporters. Lest we forget that amaechi never contested the elections that made him a governor for his first term. A highly controversial supreme court ruling declared him winner without him being a candidate at the polls. Has soyinka and falana forgotten this historically embarrassing ruling. The supreme court ruling summed up to say since PDP won the election but amaechi actually won the initial primaries over omeha then amaechi should be sworn in. The ruling made party affiliations in a state like rivers greater than individual candidacy
For the likes of the self acclaimed democracy defenders to ignore this vital piece of history shows how shallow or bias they are towards the river's crisis.
Amaechi by supposedly following a selfish ambition forgot the power structure that put him in place as governor and also the massive support the peoples of rivers and the southsouth have for the PDP

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Politics / Re: Interesting Nigerian Conspiracy Theories Involving The CIA by ODB1: 10:36am On Aug 09, 2013
Wherever you have democracy chances are you have a CIA agent running the place
Islam for Muslims / White British Girl Converts To Islam by ODB1: 8:16pm On Aug 08, 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rTl7K47pTcc

Now I see why islam is the fastest growing religion.
I will be attending friday prayers tomorrow.

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Islam for Muslims / White British Girl converts to Islam by ODB1: 7:57pm On Aug 08, 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rTl7K47pTcc

Now I see why islam is the fastest growing religion.
I will be attending friday prayers tomorrow.
Religion / Re: Can Religion Be Logical? by ODB1: 9:01pm On Aug 07, 2012
Ubenedictus: do u consider dis creator to be a personal God?
no. I believe I am to infinitesimal in his presence

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