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Politics / Re: If You Impeach Jonathan, What Would MEND Do? ( For Some Idiots To Think) by ODB1: 8:48am On Jul 27, 2012
OP makes a lot of sense.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 8:23am On Jul 27, 2012
kandiikane:

Question one. Where did I claim female on this thread?

Question two. Na only female strippers you only ever see or hear bot?

Question three. Did you know gays can be joined in marriage/civil partnerships?

Question four. Did you know gays can adopt?

Question five. Did you know the effeminate gay can call himself the mother?

Crime / Re: Horror-lagosbrothers-kill-brother (human Body For Sell) by ODB1: 1:30am On Jul 27, 2012
nah wah ooh

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Foreign Affairs / Re: James Holmes AKA The Joker Is Innocent by ODB1: 1:17am On Jul 27, 2012
careytommy: The jury don't visit nairaland angry

It's a setup to a grand conspiracy which will impact on a global scale.
M0r0n

Foreign Affairs / James Holmes AKA The Joker Is Innocent by ODB1: 12:56am On Jul 27, 2012
Robert Holmes, Father to suspected mass killer James Holmes, was scheduled to testify within the next few weeks before a US Senate panel on the largest bank fraud scandal in world history that is currently unfolding and threatens to destabilize and destroy the Western banking system. Robert Holmes, whose "blueblood" family links go back to the Mayflower, is known throughout the global banking community as being the creator of one of the most sophisticated computer algorithms ever developed and is credited with developing predictive models for financial services; credit and fraud risk models, first and third party application fraud models and internet/online banking fraud models.

James Holmes is innocent!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 12:32am On Jul 27, 2012
BRING THAT S3XY PIC BACK
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 9:38pm On Jul 26, 2012
^^^e don arrive

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Politics / Re: Nigeria As A Woman. by ODB1: 9:37pm On Jul 26, 2012
She will still smile in-spite of all she has been through.

Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 9:35pm On Jul 26, 2012
Am actually considering a career change into the entertainment industry. My stage name will be Mitt Package!
Politics / Re: Lawmaker In Europe Must Work 4 Atleast 12ys 2 Earn Anual Salary Of A Nig Sena by ODB1: 9:34pm On Jul 26, 2012
[size=30pt]THIEVES![/size]
Crime / Re: Picture OF Two Men That Beheaded A Seven Year Old Boy. by ODB1: 8:31pm On Jul 26, 2012
Humanity is doomed
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 8:29pm On Jul 26, 2012
r231 = robot

Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 8:00pm On Jul 26, 2012
sexkillz:
Crime / Re: SSS Nabs Two With A 7 Year Old Boy's Head by ODB1: 7:23pm On Jul 26, 2012
mbmusa2: This is what ppl who called them selves big men are busy doing everyday and night. Mavy na gudluck or sambo send dem for it. And look my ppl u will not here about them again they will be release secretely................

you are an idioot.

the guy that killed the boy is he rich?
Crime / Re: SSS Nabs Two With A 7 Year Old Boy's Head by ODB1: 7:23pm On Jul 26, 2012
logica: Abi? But you forgot that the person that needs the head is usually one "Alhaji".

stop all this nonsense.
must you bring tribalism into everything?
Every tribe in Nigeria is guilty of ritual killings.
Crime / Re: SSS Nabs Two With A 7 Year Old Boy's Head by ODB1: 7:22pm On Jul 26, 2012
Barbaric
Politics / Re: Fashola Commissions State–of–the–art E–learning Centre. (pics) Eko O Ni Baje O by ODB1: 6:03pm On Jul 25, 2012
Am sure there will be an entrance fee and a toll conveniently located by the entrance
Politics / Re: Bakassi Indigenes Threaten To Return Back To Bakassi by ODB1: 6:01pm On Jul 25, 2012
onila: why cant both groups jointly explore the area?
the bakassi and the south western cameroonians

They are not asking for oil but their land back.
Politics / Re: Bakassi Indigenes Threaten To Return Back To Bakassi by ODB1: 5:56pm On Jul 25, 2012
Why would they want to fight to have their land returned to a country that sold them out in the first place?
Politics / Re: Fashola Commissions State–of–the–art E–learning Centre. (pics) Eko O Ni Baje O by ODB1: 5:47pm On Jul 25, 2012
Eko Ile: We don't make noise

We don't make silly promises

We don't say we plan to

We don't say we hope to

We don't say we are looking into

We don't set up committees

We don't BS around






WE JUST DO IT>>>>>>>>>>>
Eko o ni baje lai lai

God Bless The Great State Of Lagos


you sure are now.
Politics / Re: List Of Pro-GEJ Paid Laptop Guys On Nairaland by ODB1: 5:46pm On Jul 25, 2012
How come this made front page

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Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Rebut's Allegations Of Financial Impropriety by ODB1: 5:22pm On Jul 25, 2012
ilugunboy: Once again..another 40 laptop member that has been viewing the topic for the past 40 minutes just summoned the courage to utter nonsense as usual.
tongue
Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila Rebut's Allegations Of Financial Impropriety by ODB1: 5:15pm On Jul 25, 2012
LIAR! Blame it on an anonymous paralegal

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Nairaland / General / Re: Fisherman Catches Crab With Osama Bin Laden's Face by ODB1: 3:35pm On Jul 25, 2012
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Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Wants Your Real Name by ODB1: 2:19pm On Jul 25, 2012
jmaine: See as men dey shiver . . .No more abuses and insults galore . . .Finally we did put your identity where your mouth is cheesy . . . . .

Any how yagayagara now . . .No lele . . . Make e be as Seun talk am . . . .

The issue is what he will do with our bio?

Facebook made alot of money by leaking your profile to the CIA
Literature / Re: THE FARM (a Psychological Thriller) by ODB1: 12:36pm On Jul 25, 2012
If I wanted to direct your story into a movie, it will be done in black and white, a lot of first person shots from the main antagonist view. Flash backs into rosier times will be in color other than that I can't picture how I will cram all you wrote in 1 minute without having the audience fall asleep.

As I said you know how to write but your story lacks substance.
Literature / Re: THE FARM (a Psychological Thriller) by ODB1: 12:25pm On Jul 25, 2012
Dull, uninteresting and out right depressing.

You introduced your story fluently but it flat-linned almost immediately.

You story lacks content and substance. You know how to write but you have no creativity.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Wants Your Real Name by ODB1: 12:10pm On Jul 25, 2012
The owner wants to sell your identity to the CIA.

The internet is not a pulpit neither was it ever designed to regulate individual conscience.

Seun is just in for the money and he will sell you for a buck if given the opportunity.

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Religion / Re: The Dark Knight Shooting -satanic Influence Of The Joker by ODB1: 10:48am On Jul 25, 2012
dare2think:

Really embarrassing!

But hey, what do you expect from a generation that troop to jet-flying Pastors for satanic deliverance?

Car Talk / Re: Fastest Speed You Have Ever Driven: Car, Place, Time? by ODB1: 10:22am On Jul 25, 2012
5000 LIGHT YEARS.

I opened a worm hole

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