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a tradition that insists you show respect by prostrating on your belly is civilized?

Also, even the most nobody in Nigeria if traveling by air is greeted or seen off by a flock of relatives and handlers.
So what if the executive President has her own entourage? Nah today

Technically, if David Cameron is to visit the U.S. , He won't be met by Obama, that right is reserved for visiting Head's of States only so the Queen of England and GEJ would receive V.I.P. treatment anywhere on the planet. Protocol also dictates that if Cameron is to visit Nigeria he will be met by the Foreign Affairs Minister.

Also, that photo is staged. The PM office since Thatcher has constantly been remodeling itself as an extension of the general British populace and given the spiraling economic situation coupled with bleak outlooks geared towards more taxation and cutbacks on government funding, the conservative Cameron administration would want to appear as easy going as any other Brit.

nah lie yorubish are by nature cowards who know only how to terrorize market women.
even the area boys in Lagos are brave to a point becos of their fathers blood. 99% of em where conceived by aboki trailer drivers on stop in Lagos who drank paraga at mama sirikat joint and ended up giving her love from the rear.

this conversation is over.

chidexy: Besides, it's useless arguing with most people here. The Yorubas, especially, will never see anything positive in anything concerning President Jonathan.

yorubish are the main problem with Nigeria, even the abokis believe in progressive thought as long as them dey chop but these people are the most lost and confused people ever.

where are they now in the scheme of things? Tinubu wasted a seat in the senate for his wife, sacrificed the number 3 position to score a pointless goal in his feud with OBJ. Why did ACN not bring a Yoruba man to contest the election? why did tinibu go for Ribadu?
South-south and southeast must not allow the betrayal to repeat itself ever again.

If the die-hard jihadist ahabs can betray Sadam and Osama over the power of the dollar who is this guy

so where did the abacha family get that amount of loot that was returned to the country?

was it from his pension?

queensmith: I've never seen soo much bullshyt concentrated in one spot before. Well done op. esp the nonsense about virginity, you must not know what you are saying. mshew

implying you are rich

you are so stoopid! considering an olympic medal and a football cup as achievements worthy of 6yrs of military dictatorship.

you sycophant, go back and crawl into whatever hole you crept out from.

GenBuhari: Ignorance reigns!

They say that the empty vessels make the loudest noise.

I can bet that most that are shouting about Abacha being bad are not aware of, of have never bothered find out through published stats how Abacha actually performed economically.

The fact pf the matter is that I have researched Abacha regime, and the man was honest, visionary and patriotic leader.

He was maliciously and unjustly discredited by enemis of Nigeria including: Obasanjo, Babangida and his side-kick Abdulsalami Abubakar, who have since gone on to ruin Nigeria.

A simple fact to prove his leadership that all can verify easily is to realise that our only 2 olympic gold medal was won during his rule. Guess what\/ we also won our last Africa Nations Cup under Abacha.

shutup! you have a better chance of resurrecting him from the dead than convincing anybody here that Abacha was a saint.

See how all the galplayed are opening their mouths to talk trash.
I bet you all fall for this dude type regularly.
OP: Ignore these trippies

Azazi was clearly not the brightest so far but we should also remember that there is a grand conspiracy by northern elements to steer this country back to their control.

[size=14pt]where is el rufai. let him come and explain or rather interview this man and ask him if it was GEJ and PDP that bought him the Boko T shirt.[/size]

Yep, he's a playa for sure but for him to keep you on his mind and come all the way to see you in 3rd venue makes me think he really has a thing or two for you. He maybe spoilt in always getting "it" but maybe you may be that girl who turns things around for him.
Go out on a date with him again if you can, keep hotels or private rooms out of it go to some where public and get to talk to him.
He may have a crush for you but also by talking to him on a good regular date, he may come around to notice that you are not like all the other girls in his life.
Good luck and I hope this works out for you and him especially. God knows he needs a good woman in his life.

THE BREAKUP

You knew it was coming from day one. But God, you don't want give up on this. You'll cry and b1tch and get addicted to heroin, but you'll never be able to convince her to stay. Her type don't care too much about people. Her family buy land; yours plough it. Sorry man, now you have to date someone who doesn't even have a closet.

PRETENSION
You're also going to have to put up with this. You're going to have to put up with your rich girl reading Knut Hamsun on her roof deck. And she'll know male models, and Jesus, have you any idea how desperate those guys are to let the world know how stupid they aren't? These people never ever grow out of this, so you're stuck, I'm afraid.

S E X
Well, the first thing to know about all rich girls is that they lost their virginity at a terrifyingly young age. This means that they're all mad. The reason they all have s e x so young is that they all want to be models and are surrounded by scumbags and are used to getting what they want to the point of psychosis. Basically, these young, beautiful women have been phucked up. And that means you'll probably have to have threesomes and put up with her walking around with only a bra on while her male Swedish friends talk about their literary projects. Speaking of which...

DRUGS
Rich girls have been taking drugs since they were three. If you don't think you can be outdrunk, out Xanaxed, out coked, out speeded, out everythinged by a 16-year-old, you're wrong. Heath Ledger, John Belushi, River Phoenix—I guarantee they all died trying to match rich girls. No normal person, raised on sh1t weed and wine, can compete with a person built from neurosis, privilege, pressure, and those slimming pills made from ground-up Chinese babies.

FRIENDS

Two things. Number one: Compared to her school friends, your mates are going to look like House of Pain.
Number two: She won't be hanging out with her school friends any more, she'll be hanging out with a touring collective of models, drug dealers, guys who own guitars, guys who own clubs, alternative pop stars in their early teens, and really old guys who used to know Joe Strummer. You will hate them. Your own friends will try very, very hard to screw all the models, though.

DADS
The dad is worse. He understands all your disgusting urges because he lives on a diet of ana1 sex with Polish women that get delivered to his hotel. The other problem with dads is that rich girls and their fathers flirt to the point of obscenity. And yes he will offer you a payoff at every oppurtunity and also an alternative date with his paid goons

MOMS

Firstly, you're going to want to sleep with her mom because her mom is going to look THE EXACT OPPOSITE to your mom. She will smell like whatever frankincense smells like. However, she will understand what you are straight away; which is just "a phase." She might even regale you both with a story about how she once dated a "punk rocker with a motorcycle" before "meeting daddy," which is essentially a nice way of saying "Lily is marrying Sebastian, and your days are numbered, d1ckhead."

THE HELP

Unless you're a horrible, horrible human being, dating a girl with a maid is going make you feel like the worst person on Earth; like the conscientious son of a plantation owner. Every ounce of your being is going to want to take your own plate over to the sink or say things like, "Don't worry, I'll get it."

But you know when a lion rips apart a gazelle in a nature documentary and the announcer says something like, "although horrifying to us, this is just part of the course in the wild"? Think about it like that. And if you're still upset about it, just remember that the Filipino maid you feel so sorry for lives in a bigger house than you.

HER HOUSE

Yes, her flat isn't sh1t. Get over it. The most important rule here is to never EVER ask how much her place is costing her. I know it's fun to work out in your head how many times more expensive it is than your own rent, or to figure out how many hours you would have to work to pay the rent for just one month (approx 500, BTW) but don't.
a) Her parents are paying for it and she has no phucking idea, and
b) Just be cool. Act like you're so accustomed to this kind of luxury that you haven't even noticed she's using a remote control to operate the curtains. Just shut up, sit back.

WINNING THEM
You have nothing to offer a rich girl other than being slightly less fortunate than they are, so wave your pedestrian lifestyle around as though it was an alternative lifestyle choice. You've gotta play it like Leo in Titanic. Just bear in mind that she will consider you as another form of rebellion .

The urban equivalent of this is equally potent: Get some lines in your eyebrows, claim to be a small-time coke dealer, wear a lot of Stone Island, and basically inhabit all of her parents' nightmares. At the very worst, her dad will probably attempt to pay you off. If he does, shout, "I don't need your money!" and then steal his iPod.

MEETING THEM

This is all about timing. There's a point in every rich girl's life where they stop accepting daddy's handouts and start nicking it from his wallet instead. This is when you strike. This is your brief window of opportunity.

The first step is identifying the bars/clubs that these girls frequent. One of a rich girl's favorite activities is to go and look at other rich-people-who-are-pretending-to-be-poor playing in bands. A good way to find these is to check your local listings for who's playing in your area, cross-reference band names with the internet, and look out for names like Charlie or Rupert or Frederick. That's where you'll find gold.