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Lord_Reed: Won't be surprised if you are one.

ohh is that on account of my high IQ?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The magic word for you is GROW UP!!![/color]

see who dey talk?

it took you becoming a MOD to act all grown up as well when you where before being a MOD a major derailer of threads, quick to insult other posters and just plain annoying.

No. You grow up.

yes there are crystal clear conditions for an impeachment. The process must be endorsed by at least a 2/3 majority of bout houses and the impeachment process will be a joint hearing by both houses. Clinton was impeached that's why he gave a video conferencing.

An impeachment process is also an impeachment weather you survive it or not.

maclatunji: Don't worry, did Bill Clinton not face questioning by the US Congress? GEJ's time is coming.

that was an impeachment

fubbyy: This is a total bullshyt... , this nairaland is becoming boring

rich girl memories?

Timmi: I am also interested in getting a contact at the MET center, have a project in Nigeria that is highly dependent on weather conditions especially in Lagos and South South area. Any assistance on cloud base will be highly appreciated.

Cloud base in the coastal areas vary diurnally and seasonally and are dependent on the expected cloud formations.
Usually the lowest base of clouds are from stratiform clouds such as stratus fractus of both fair and bad weather. Stratus is usually considered a fog cloud when it is not associated with thunderstorms and/or precipitation. Fog on the other hand is usually described as cloud on the ground.

I believe you maybe working on vertical visibility involving cloud ceilings or maybe condensation layer levels, unfortunately the best tools to properly assess or measure cloud base is either the ceilometer or from empirical deductions made from upper air soundings i.e. from an aerological profile of the atmosphere gotten from radiosoundes.
Only Abuja met station, specifically, the Upper Air Station routinely carries out upper air soundings and is also equipped with a ceilometer.
A ceilometer reading is not usually advised since it points to just one single point and may not give a comprehensive assessment where cloud cover is limited to broken or less and also where the cloud bases may vary horizontally.

All cloud information are gotten from "eye" estimations which are carried out routinely by meteorological observers but an earlier work done be me clearer shows a significant error in most of these observation readings.

Another tool that may have been ideal for making an assessment would have been doppler radar but unfortunately there is currently only one doppler radar located in Abuja and it has yet to be fully calibrated.

You could try researching surface temperature departures between the dry air temperature, dew point temperatures in ascertaining cloud base level.

cheers

i hope you got it, i dont want spam to get into it so i took it down

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Timmi: I am also interested in getting a contact at the MET center, have a project in Nigeria that is highly dependent on weather conditions especially in Lagos and South South area. Any assistance on cloud base will be highly appreciated.

i may be able to help

mail me.

cogitoErgo: what is top secret abt where u work?
please I need somebody in that Oshodi national met centre to help me with data for my work.
If u can help, message me @08182561571
Thanks

what exactly are you working on and what do you need?

[size=15pt]did some one say fishy[/size]?

1025: i am sure you are not calling our jonathan a dog?
for everyone supporting jonathan's behaviour on these wastes of lives, my prayer is that you get involved directly so that we will learn how to smile even in the presence of pains. jonathan took an oath to protect our lives and properties but instead of doing same, he will leave nigerians in their own pool of blood and go to brazil smiling with ppl as if everything is fine with us. he knows how to take up to 164 delegates to brazil why not all nigerians.
for anyone supporting evil, evil will befall him/her.

you are a f00l to correlate a failure of your country's long decayed security apparatus to one man's inability to lead.

Is it today Nigerians lives have been cheapened.

May you prayer begin with you. May you continue to wallow in complete stoopidity

[size=15pt]ahh, complete with the yoruba tradition of conspicuous consumption.[/size]

. When has Boko Bombings become an excuse to insult GEJ? You don't like the man, fine don't vote for him again but don't assume that your Buhari or Tinubu, El-rufai , atiku or fashola can solve the issue of instability in this God forgotten land.

Mobile 1: See the way they marginalise the igbos in nigeria by closing the airport and wasting time on reconstruction. Why why why . We need BIAFRA as the help now or is it selfishness that cause this.

what in God's name are you on about?
The upgrade is meant to make the airport an international one not marginalize anybody

Freewilly: That's just the kind of news I love to hear, by the grace of God we can fly directly home with out having to go through that filthy Lagos.

by far the most scaring and dangerous airport in the history of aviation.
Armed robbers are either waiting to track you to your destination after landing or robbing the forex black market.

serial killers will have a swell time in Nigeria with BB. But again it will be so easy and serial killers dont like easy. Your average serial killer has a very high IQ. Dealing with daft Nigerian whores may not count.

Most ladies I have dated, first love to love me, then they begin to hate the fact that they love me and eventually they end up knowing they love to hate me.
I have tried to understand why my relationships always goes bust and have been able to identify a resounding theme or argument that they all sing before they hit the hate mode. It's always ; "whenever will you grow up or be serious for once, I need a committing relationship"; which translates to marry me now or the "when are you going to start thinking and planning for the future", meaning when are you going to propose to me.

Why am bringing this up now is because a quasi-relationship, I never knew was still on till last weekend when she "broke off" with me, had me re-evaluating every single B.S. relationship I have been in which is practically all the relationships I have been in.

I met her sometime last year in a friend of friend's party and in my tipsy drunken haze I found her to be the most alluring woman ever and practically chased her round the party until she finally gave me her number. Fast forward two months later sometime early this year, I get a friend's request from her without me knowing who she was at first. I never called her after the party and she never got to get my number but she was able to track me down through her facebook suggestion feed.

After some back and forth messaging on facebook we finally began talking by phone and eventually had a date. Now I have a very high success rate with dates and the rest was 3 mths of absolute hell. She practically wanted to remodel me into what she thinks a man should be. My easy going dress sense she wanted to add more swagg, formality and a sense of tradition meaning she wanted to see me in skinny jeans complete with nerd glasses, a 3-piece suit and a kaftan complete with every head gear from every geo-political zone.

She also wanted to do the couple thing, not the go-out-on-dates-and-back-to-the-crib-and-phuck-thing but the actually boring stuff real couples do like attend weddings and funerals, house openings, child dedications and even attend church together.

So after much pressure I decide to let have her way and agreed to attend a wedding with her.
Now it took me all the will power not to buy the wedding attire for myself since there is no way You will ever make me wear a native attire. Not that I find anything wrong with native attires but I don't think it's me. So she suggested that I wear at least a suit. I own just one suit and it's not one of those Chinese cloned designer suits that you can buy in Lagos driveby shopping malls on third mainland bridge but an Armani, a very expensive Armani. I have only worn it once and I wore just the jacket on my favorite jeans. She hates that jeans. So come the wedding day and she decides to come over to my place rather that me come over and pick her, she did this to assess my outfit. We argued, fought and she tried manipulating me by crying her croc tears that I should at least go completely formal without the jeans. I stood my ground, hey it's not like am the one getting married?

So we head to the venue and she tries as much as possible to highlight to me how every other guy is looking very formal. Half way into the wedding she asks me for the wedding present I was totally taken aback cos I never remember anyone asking me to buy a present but then it came back to me. One nite,2 weeks before the wedding day, while I tried to sleep off she starts suggesting possible gifts we may present to the couple. Seriously I never was comfortable presenting a couple's gift to a wedding couple with her but I was so tired from all the s@x and booze that I had no energy to argue with her.

So she looks at me and says again;"where is the present? You did remember to get the present?" I said yep, it's in the car. So she says she will get it and I say no, let me get it, you just sit here with your friends and besides it's quite heavy.

There was no present because I forgot to buy one, phuck that there is no present because I never even wanted to be here or any wedding involving her. But I knew she will be pissed so I had to formulate something, the venue was located far from any mall or market so I had to drive and very fast at that to the nearest mall, buy a microwave, gift wrap it at another shop since Emeka doesn't gift wrap sh1t and then drive back approximately 40km to hand over the gift. She grabbed it from me and presented it to the chief bride's maid and told her it was a food processor and the Bride's maid goes "ohh you mean the one that can do a 1000 things from making juice to steaming vegetables? let me see I've been looking for it since". She opened it and to both their amazement it was a microwave and I had to look very surprised as well.

So we eventually ended up leaving and she isn't speaking to me on the way. About 5mins into our drive back my car begins to act funny, jerking and all that sh1t. It so happens my 60km high speed race to get a microwave totally guzzled up my fuel reserves. She says at that moment what is going on, don't tell me you forgot to buy fuel?". She gets out of the car and flags another car which was just coming from the wedding and leaves me in the middle of a deserted road with only returning wedding guest who probably must have noticed the sweaty guy in a black suit and a pair of dirty faded blue jeans.

I spent the next 1hr getting fuel from a roadside fuel dealer and zoomed off to my normal life.

She never contacted me till this Wednesday with the most annoying text asking "where are you?".

I never answered it and she called several times to which i ignored it only for her to send a txt message saying "it's over".

I replied with the best three words I could come up with at that moment;

"Fine with me".

HELL NO! Since that sexkillz came on board he is literally killing this section.

I have to go for C, especially if you are in Lagos. A is total crap, she will eventually tire you out or cheat on you eventually. As for B, what is broke?

see them, just like their aboki brothers, wanting to twist nature to suit their evil desires.

GenBuhari: That is right! O.D.P should try researching Abacha performance himself instead of swallowing propaganda fed to him

MOFO WTF did you jus call me?

[size=20pt]Abokis. They will never cease to amaze and amuse you at the same time.[/size]

GenBuhari: clearly you are struggling in this debate

LMFAO! DEBATE WHAT PHUCKIN DEBATE
I WILL RATHER DINE WITH BOKOS THEN ARGUE WITH YOU!

Sacha363: He's just bought his ticket to come and see me as I couldn't go to nigeria to see him. But I still feel like I need to get to know him some more, cos am still a little confused and not too sure if he's for real. So will take my time with him when he comes. Cos the way he got upset on the first night when I wouldn't do anything with him wasn't good. But he's coming so we'll see.

in case it doesn't work out

If she had just stayed at home like a regular housewife all this wont have happened.

I hate that club

GenBuhari: Abacha was visionary leader

onoja12: i laugh when i hear people talk of abacha as a bad person,u say his a killer count the number of murders and compare with obj,u say his a thief mension the amount and compare with only light issue in obj rain.the fact anybody u stand for african people the west makes him look bad vie the media

same faggs

What kind of useless Job will insist that you can't get pregnant? Do they tell the guys who work there not get their wives or girlfriends pregnant?