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LearnITsmash:
Fatty fatty bum bum lady, go and exercise woman

It's like you don't see her dance...she dances more than you which implies that she is OK with her body weight and size....she does it freer than a slim girl.

Seyi: do you know who I am? Frodd: Who you be? Wetin concern me with your lineage?
Seyi calling Frodd peasant in his dialect... I am reporting live from......
Special Adviser...Omashola dey one corner dey chop, dey watch live drama...
Frodd to Joe: go and talk with your fellow women... I faint for laugh joor.

You hate your life right now....like seriously?
No naw come on!! That's not the way to go. I know love can make you do and undo but sweetheart, your marriage is still young for you to start this emotional suffer. Remember you have a little angel in your arms to take care of, take things easy. He hasn't married her yet and you are already giving up... One thing one can actually tell one's self is that, with or without partner, you can do just fine. If you die of heart attack, he will wed her before 2 years. Easy please, one step at a time. If it is love in the air, enjoy it, if it gets out of hand that you can't bear, then open up to family and take your decision. Don't forget to lift up your voice to God.. Bless you.

Apeshy101:
He wasn't pushed

The guy is an ardent smoker (weed)

There is no week he is not involved in one police case or the other

The parents are even tired of him (he beats them at will)

According to his father, he heard a noise from the well around 2-3am but never knew it was his son.

The guy in question, pulled off his shirt, went outside at that time with his touchlight and jumped in.

It was when my friend came to fetch water in the morning that he discovered something was amiss, (light on in a well with water now dirty from being troubled)

It's a pity that he didn't leave a note,
It's either he was high on drugs or depressed.

Either way, his father had no regrets, if he had any, he never showed it

The elder brother was even laughing when he was being dragged out of the well. (He is imbecilic)

Rip

Heww! Too much trouble for one family....

God bless u Sir

shebi una dey see am...very anyhow somebody.
If you watched it more than once, show ur face.

Wharis this?

piagetskinner:
How can you see an unclad woman and not have thoughts running through your mind... it’s better not to see...

If you saw a stark naked man I’m sure thoughts will be running through your mind

Unless your heart has been sanctified

You never can tell if it has been sanctified ooo

Eyyaa...so sweet. Cool dude

This is bad.....I bet you 99% if not 100% of the members' minds will be dirty that moment.

If they weren't eye witnesses, it would be assumed that the villagers had done that... God is wonderful.
Pls let there be confusion in the midst of our enemy

Skydiving without parachute!!
Guy you get mind
Las las na d police go carry you go hospital...

That's the lifestyle of our Artists... I stopped downloading music videos a long time ago because it looks like p orn to me. You will enjoy a music, when it's time for the release of d video, you get disappointed...

Get over her guy, you owe her big time....be successful!!! Shoot your best shots. Don't settle for less, don't think you are weak here and there, everyone has got a flaw. Come out bold and live your life...all girls aren't the same, I repeat... All girls aren't the same... Likewise guys too. Get someone more beautiful, more intelligent, more successful and a better person than her if possible... Wish you the best, stay safe hun..

You see, they are quick to respond to threats but our own government will be like:- of course, they are drug pushers, criminals, lazy youths and that's why they get killed. Is it not because things are getting out of hand that our government started responding...

Wait oo, are we cursed or what? Must our president be old and weak?

Abeg see grammar... "Shocked and embarrassed on behalf of Tacha"...

stagger:
What skills are you brining to the table or are you only interested in collecting monthly payment?

If you wan help am, help am!!

Na so them take lynch one for our side today for trying to stop mourners from blocking d road. Started shooting sporadically and unfortunately shooting a guy on d leg...then... Boom...the mob descended on him and ended his life.

Attention seeker!

Beautiful!!
..Dakore should have put up a little smile on the second pix. Adesua is beauty personified.

donprinyo:
Akpamu

Hey!! Hmnn. Nothing in this life! Lord, pls save us.

Reading through that unending epistle was like watching an action movie...na waa for this country. Someone pooed on his body because of painful death and others have d mind to torture a dieing man, so sickening. The craze for technology will only make or mar some people. As they were videoing, never knew they were recording evidence against themselves. If only this country has laws!!!!!

No be small thing...well done dear. And may other young talented footballers be seen too.

This is not his shop oo, why would he commit such evil in someone's shop?

Nice!!!

Before I sleep off...permit me to say something; food don done for Name Checkers Association of Nairaland....here, it is served...very hot!!

Where is the picture of the stupid girl let me spit at her lifeless ogbanje body. Why must she bring grief and sorrow to the parents? When I was her age, I no fit open mouth talk say, this be my boyfriend although na girls' school....
Nowadays, children no dey fear gan....what is this?

Wore it better as in*** how?
Na copy copy them dey do na.