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Jagaban: Don't worry yourself it's just soundbite, audio threat

How I wish all states in Nigeria are developing infrastructurally at the same pace Lagos has been geometrically doing from Tinubu (8yrs) to Fashola (8yrs) and now Ambode (?yrs).

In Nigeria, Lagos is a one-off success story of having a focused and purposeful leadership backed with strong masses criticisms and checks!

My Lagos, my Lagos!

English Lesson!
Teacher: today we'll talk about question taqs.
Examples;
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?

Teacher: who can give me another example?

Abu: Sir!, Na Yam we go chop 2day, chopn't we?

Teacher: what kind of sentence is that, pls who can help correct him?

Akpos: Sir, Na Yam we go chop 2day, yamn't we?

Teacher: U guys must be stupid, must u joke with everything....
oya mark angel as we've already knew u're brilliant give us an example.

Mark angel: Na motor go kill our teacher, killn't it?

Teacher: Na motor go kill ur father, stupid girl.
Laugh away your worries, I always want to see you smile!

You are a great man! Many selfish bloggers would have requested for lots of cash to do this. Keep it up, you are a blessing to many and may God bless you real good!

I think this is a wonderful initiative by the new Finance Minister, Mrs Kemi Adeosun...

The Federal Government has announced the establishment of an Efficiency Unit (E-Unit) to monitor its agencies and ensure that all expenditures are necessary and represent the best possible value for money.

This is contained in a statement issued by the Director, Press, Federal Ministry of Finance, Mr Marshall Gundu, on Wednesday in Abuja.

It stated that the E-Unit was domiciled at Federal Ministry of Finance and was expected to review all government overhead expenditure, to reduce wastage, promote efficiency and ensure quantifiable savings for the country.

It said the E-Unit would work across all Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs) to identify and eliminate wasteful spending, duplication and other inefficiencies.

It was also expected to identify best practices in procurement and financial management and share such knowledge with the MDAs to ensure its adoption.

“Findings of the Efficiency Unit will be formally communicated accordingly and will be enforced through establishment of expenditure guidelines, undertaking follow-up reviews and spot checks.

“Other measures that will ultimately checkmate wastage across all areas of Federal Government expenditure will also be adopted.’’

I THINK COACH SUNDAY OLISEH NEED BETTER TEAM AND HUMAN MANAGEMENT APPROACH THAN WHAT HE'S APPLYING NOW.
OUR BEST HANDS CANNOT JUST BE RANDOMLY AND UNPROFESSIONALLY EASED OUT OF THE NATIONAL SQUAD IN THIS MANNER.
I WISH HIM AND HIS TEAM ALL THE BEST....NIGERIANS ARE WATCHING

OLISEH SHOULD ENJOY THE HONEYMOON WHILE IT LAST BUT HE SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF COACHES IN THE WORLD: THOSE WHO ARE SACKED AND THOSE WHO ARE WAITING TO BE SACKED...[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Gbola! Dem land for ground Dem no fit stand up ooo
No more free money from Abuja
It's getting interesting. I no fit laugh ò

HyDef:
Using BODMAS you'll get 7.

6 - 1 x 0 + 2 / 2

Division first.

2 / 2 = 1.

6 - 1 x 0 + 1

Multiplication next.

1 x 0 = 0.

6 - 0 + 1 = 7.

The answer, my friends, is 7.

You got it wrong at the end op
6-0+1 = 6 - 1 = 5
The undisputable answer by BODMAS is 5

He no go tell us how alert of money transfered to him account an dat of him wife dey sound regularly only tory of useless calls ; ;Doga abati u no collect salary
Pls make ur nollywood part2 release contain all onshore an offshore, legal an illegal money u received and let's see your present account statement.

Op my Samsung galaxy e5 does not have screen cast under the display feature. What next?

Please what can best caption the reaction of these former head of government and also what is the best breakdown (meaning) of Grammarian Obiagbon on the subject matter...??

Here is a list of things you need to teach your Children at early age:→

1:▶ Warn your Girl/boy Child Never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.

2:▶ Avoid Getting Dressed in front of your child once he/she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse them or yourself.

3:▶ Never allow any adult refer to your child as 'my wife' or 'my husband'.

4:▶ Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.

5:▶ Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.

6:▶ Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.

7:▶ Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values of sex . If you don't, the society will teach them the wrong values.

8:▶ It is always advisable you go through any new Material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.

9:▶ Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child(ren) visit(s) often.

10:▶ Teach your 3 year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).

11:▶ Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).

12:▶ Let your child(ren) understand the value of standing out of the crowd.

13:▶ Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show them you can defend them.

Remember, we are either parents or parents-to-be. And if possible forward to all friends who have children.

buchio7:
Brother I qualified for at least 4 categories of schools listed....both d ones under tree....d overjanmed lecture halls.....etc

LOL

msmon:
I started with slate (that flat platform made from wood)... We used to sang one funny song back then:
Olodo rabata, oju eja loma je
Oni lo paper, silati(slate) lo ma lo.




*Primary Education - Category 5
*Secondary - Cat7
Tertiary _- Cat 7.

HERE ARE THE NAMES OF THE SCHOOLS IN THE PICS ABOVE:

PIC 1: THE BEGGINNING NATURAL TABLET SKOOL
PIC 2: GIRLS UNITED SCHOOL
PIC 3: OPEN-AIR NO SHAKING SCHOOL
PIC 4: ON YOUR BUMS BOYS HIGH SCHOOL
PIC 5: WE BELONG MIDDLE-CLASS SCHOOL
PIC 6: BUTTY RICHES SCHOOL
PIC 7: FREE-4-ALL NA GOD SKOOL
PIC 8: WAKA COME COMMON SKOOOLSS
PIC 9: JAKANDE ROOF SCHOOL
PIC 10: WE WERE THERE SKOOL

YOU CAN ADD YOURS...REMEMBERING THE OLD SCHOOL DAYS....

CHECK OUT THESE ONES...

Try and be candid irrespective of your present status or class; which of these schools did you at PRIMARY or SECONDARY or TERTIARY level experienced or encountered...NO HARM IN SHARING, LETS MAKE IT FUN ALL THE WAY

agarawu23:
huh

marriage after child? I don't get it

romantic ko Romania ni

This is ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE This looks a boys only school, the girls own will be UNIMAGINABLE . But the teachers and other staffs were clothed. Injustice...

OLUWA OLORUN AWON OMO OGUN OOOO[color=#990000][/color]
PURE WICKEDNESS.....OSANOBIA OOO

Firstly you've got to be strong and reject depression TOTALLY!
Then love yourself the best irrespective of the present challenge, as God loves you more than anyone
Appreciate God even in the situation as it will soon become history, also many others are going through other bigger challenges in life than this. Always thank God!
Seek all necessary professional help both medical and spiritual (but with caution).
Increase your confidence and don't reject yourself even if ALL REJECT YOU!
The storm will soon be over...with lots of love!

UNILORIN of course as they don't join ASUU on their series of endless strike actions.
BUK is also another school with the fastest calendar...GBABE!

I have many phone nos but I will go for 31.

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hello all,
pls lets all try out our luck
its possible to have an headway 2ru the dv lottery.
i had submitted my own entry and for my wife.
PROCEDURE:

1. TAKE YOUR DIGITAL PIX AND OTHER DEPENDANTS e.g wife, children under 21years &
unmarried.

2. AT A CYBERCAFE TELL THEM TO SCAN IT AT 30 BY 30 PIXELS FOR HEIGHT AND WIDTH

3. SAVE IT TO COMPUTER DESKTOP.

4. GET TO THE WEB: www.dvlottery.state.gov

5. open the form and fill it out. attach the pix where necessary.

6. QUESTIONS ARE SIMPLE PERSONAL ONES.


ONE LOVE AND GOOD LUCK ALL!

hi keemsleek,
love your idea and zeal.
but most pple will not want 2 take a plunge.
why?
this is nigeria, fraudsters and fakes all around.

but all dsame, i will want 2 share in ur idea
i'm on odefdave@yahoo.com.

hello bros,

You are 4rm a different world, unique and classy.
Thanks 4 d info.
It will b impressive if highly detailed and precise jobs like these
are posted regularly and old one deleted from the network to avoid
confusion or peole applying for old jobs. Abbi??

HI BROS,
THANKS FOR THIS FIRST HAND INFO.
I HAVE SEND MINE, I HOPE FOR A GOOD NEWS SOONEST
KEEP US INFORMED OF DEVELOPMENTS.
SHOUT-OUT TO ALL NAIRALAND MEMBERS & CONGRATS TO
THE MEMBERS THAT ARE JUST BEING EMPLOYED.
OURS IS AROUND TOO!!!!!!

congrats bros,
but i urge you tht you should not forget your fellow
bros and sisters in the house. We will be looking up to
being updated on trends or other openings within the
UAC group which include MR. Biggs.
Never Forget your root.

To all of us, these are testimonies that lots are on our way.
Be all eyes and ears.

I have HND Marketing (Upper Credit). I'm also an Associate Member of NIMN.
Thanks.