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Politics › Re: Who Killed Dele Giwa? Was IBB Involved? by Odeku(op): 7:19pm On Oct 24, 2005
DAMN BOY Greatpeter, are you a Journalist, that journal has tremendous amount of info on it, why is this guy IBB not tried for some scrupulous offense?

Please everyone should take a minute or two to read Greatpeter's journal
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are the Most Corrupt People In the World? by Odeku(op): 7:17pm On Oct 24, 2005
Abeg my brother we on the same page people say we are not corrupt, but you cant get a job or go to college with out greasing someones palm. things like that don't happen in the state. you want to host a party, you have to bribe NEPA, you go to bank and they tell you the bank is out of money, but if you bribe the teller, you will get your money with no qualms.
Politics › Re: Nigerian First Lady Mrs Stella Obasanjo Is Dead by Odeku(m): 6:45pm On Oct 24, 2005
MR Goodguy that is just ignorant, i have never meet the woman nor ever benefit from her wealth, but damn you can still empathize with the lost, for Christ sake she is a 1st lady, and for your info, people are always measured after death
Jokes Etc › Re: IF you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! by Odeku(op): 5:09pm On Oct 24, 2005
My parents did the same thing to me, now I am thinking will my kids hear this story too?
Politics › Re: Is Nigeria Worth Dying For? by Odeku(m): 3:54pm On Oct 24, 2005
you guys are all cowards and should be ashame of yourself. YES I WILL DIE for Nigeria if it has a good cause, end to suffering, and make people have a better life. My Sons are Americans, and they love Nigeria every time i take them there. NO place like Home regardless of where u are today.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are the Most Corrupt People In the World? by Odeku(op): 3:44pm On Oct 24, 2005
MR omon you are in UK right? do you know that most Nigerians that are been sought for drug trafficking and 419 relocate to ENGLand and CANADA? just because you are not a socialist doesn't mean this problem don't exist. this are facts and Next time you travel to Nigeria, go for a walk and come back to this forum and tell your experience. Criminal are every where you go in the world not just Nigeria, but the Nigerians criminals are more active and fearless and brutal. Only In Nigeria can your traveling document be stolen and you can go to OLUWOLE and buy it back. I travel to Nigeria at least 4 times a year, and I am opportune to have the luxury of security guards. as soon as you get out of MURITALA INTERNATIONAL: AIRPORT IN LAGOS the experience begins.
Family › Re: Help: I'm Married But In Love With Another Woman by Odeku(m): 2:30pm On Oct 24, 2005
Mr playboy DON'T BE SILLY, YOU HAVE A CHILD AND YOU ARE MARRIED, CUT THAT CRAP OFF, YOU OWE YOUR SON AND WIFE THE COMMITMENT, GO BACK HOME, THIS IS JUST INFACTUATION
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are the Most Corrupt People In the World? by Odeku(op): 1:22pm On Oct 24, 2005
Thank you my brother, people just don't change, and just because the government sucks don't mean you have to take the law into your hands. Like we said, Not all Nigerians are bad, but the bad ones supersede the good ones. this are facts, if you ever have the chance to come to Nigeria. GO to OSHODI OR ISALE_EKO as we call it, go WALK down the street of SHRINE. I Guarantee you will not come out of those places with your wallet or bag. cause Bad Nigerians can SMELL JJC JOURNEY JUST COME once you land.
Politics › Re: Nigerian First Lady Mrs Stella Obasanjo Is Dead by Odeku(m): 12:55pm On Oct 24, 2005
We lost a life of prestigious person, regardless of how she died. the story is sad, some people saying she is old enough, How stupid. I lost my grandfather 15 years ago. the man was 95 when he died, and all I could and still remember is how he used to take us to the barber shop, how he used to share fruit with us. Regardless of how old you are death is nothing to rejoice about. MAY HER SOUL REST IN PEACE. This is a lost to a Nation not only to her family. If she was your mother will you feel the same way?
Jokes Etc › Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(op): 9:30pm On Oct 23, 2005
at least one got a PINTO better than walking
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are the Most Corrupt People In the World? by Odeku(op): 9:20pm On Oct 23, 2005
JOJO you are not a Nigerian and there for you can't speak for Nigerians, I've been to many places, and the things that a Nigeria will do is amazing, sure, not all Nigerians are currupt, but the ones that are bad are bad to the bone. before OLUWOLE was raided, you can get any thing you want in this world out of that shaft. all you have to do is go to OSHODI OR ISALE-EKO and you will see what we talking about.
Politics › Re: Nigerian First Lady Mrs Stella Obasanjo Is Dead by Odeku(m): 9:09pm On Oct 23, 2005
this is shocking news
Jokes Etc › Re: Holla at cha boy by Odeku(op): 6:00pm On Oct 22, 2005
paypalGod you got it , im waiting for the go ahead from old boy.
Jokes Etc › Re: Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff by Odeku(op): 5:58pm On Oct 22, 2005
a QUER a gay a PUNK i will suppose
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are the Most Corrupt People In the World? by Odeku(op): 5:07pm On Oct 22, 2005
damygurl. thanks for you input on this subject. But you and I know for a fact. we don't have police extortion in the state like it is in Nigeria. you cant buy justice in America except if you are Micheal jackson. Nigeria money speaks. you can get away with any thing as long as you have the money to pay the cops or law enforcement agents. their if fraud and 419 any where you go, but do you know most of the 419 in the state are committed by naijas?
Jokes Etc › Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(op): 10:47pm On Oct 20, 2005
Men I have no idea wgere that is men, i left naija 15 years ago i used to leave in VI and Ikeja GRA
Jokes Etc › IF you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! by Odeku(op): 10:40pm On Oct 20, 2005
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious

>diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what

>with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH

>ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda
>
>
>And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way

>in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how

>hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
>
>
>But now that...
>
>I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and

>notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to

>my childhood, you live in a damn
>
>Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know
>
>
>how good you've got it!
>
>
>I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to

>know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up

>ourselves, in the card catalog!!
>
>
>There was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter ...
>with
>a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in

>the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
>
>There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to

>hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had

>to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually

>talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
>
>And talk of about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to

>steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless dude to buy you a

>copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! Those were your options!
>
>We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone

>and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
>
>
>And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang,

>you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your

>boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just

>didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
>
>
>We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with

>high-resolution 3-D
>
>
>graphics! ! ;We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders"
>and
>"asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass! Your guy was a little square!
>You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple

>levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never

>win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster

>until you died! ... Just like LIFE!
>
>
>When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium

>seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old

>broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were

>just screwed!
>
>Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15

>channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You had

>to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
>
>
>You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off

>your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no

>Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday

>Morning.
>Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons,

>you spoiled little rat-bastards!
>
>And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up . we

>had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire ... imagine that! If

>we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing and shake

>it over the stove forever like an idiot.
>
>
>That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too

>easy. You're spoiled.
>
>You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!
>
>
>Regards,
>
>-The 30Something crowd!
Jokes Etc › Re: Holla at cha boy by Odeku(op): 10:03pm On Oct 20, 2005
no, but na wa for you masa, she dey close to me now make i take care of am for you
Jokes Etc › Re: Holla at cha boy by Odeku(op): 9:50pm On Oct 20, 2005
Na your opeke be that?
Jokes Etc › ODEKU Q&A by Odeku(op): 8:59pm On Oct 20, 2005
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?

A: She's withholding evidence

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?

A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why is sex like a bridge game?

A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

A. Because it scares the hell out of the seeing dog.
Jokes Etc › Re: Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. by Odeku(op): 8:50pm On Oct 20, 2005
Good guy na which part of Lagos u dey
Jokes Etc › Re: i hate lawyers by Odeku(m): 8:48pm On Oct 20, 2005
you are not sign on to messenger, I just added you to my contact
Jokes Etc › Re: i hate lawyers by Odeku(m): 8:43pm On Oct 20, 2005
Ok, you have messenger? can i hit you up?
Culture › Re: Nigeria's diversity : An asset or a liability by Odeku(m): 8:40pm On Oct 20, 2005
Asset, and Fulani's are not even Nigerians, they cam to Nigeria from Chad. We Nigerians can fight one another at home, but once are overseas we seems to come together as Nigerians, funny eh. I am Yoruba but my best friends here are Igbo and Hausa, we don't even classify each other, we are Nigerians, we should adopt this doctrine WE ARE NIGERIANS no matter if you eat rice or OGBONO soup or TUWO.
Jokes Etc › Re: i hate lawyers by Odeku(m): 8:32pm On Oct 20, 2005
SCO how old are you, and where are u in canada?
Jokes Etc › Re: i hate lawyers by Odeku(m): 8:17pm On Oct 20, 2005
Don't get upset, just voicing my opinion. we cool
Jokes Etc › Re: i hate lawyers by Odeku(m): 8:15pm On Oct 20, 2005
I got it and My patner here said that is a dry joke too. duh
Jokes Etc › Re: i hate lawyers by Odeku(m): 8:11pm On Oct 20, 2005
That is a dry Joke
Jokes Etc › Re: Holla at cha boy by Odeku(op): 7:11pm On Oct 20, 2005
hot-angel can I hit you on messenger?

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