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And again lets face the law. He did not commit any crime in Nigeria, the crime was overseas, so he might get off.

I wonder what right the president have to relieve this man of his duties, or is it in the hand of the state. this is a shameful act, and this man should cover his face. I personally think this man should be dealt with mercilessly.  This is why I said in one of my thread, Nigerians are the most corrupt people in the world. this man did not just jump bail alone. someone from Nigeria help falsified document, and help this man, out. The Nigeria government should fish all this people out and punish them to the full extent of the law.

That is too funny, therte is more to that story on his escape. I wish he come to the States and try that crap. That is why they dont mess with yankee

This is pathetic, and I can not believe what I am reading in the paper that some people are rejoicing at his arrival. If this guy is not prosecuted and dismissed from office in Nigeria. then Nigeria is going no where. He should be made a scape goat, and Nigeria government should repatriate him back to face all allegation against him. this is a prime example of power abuse in Nigeria.

if you have a million naira, what will you do?

WAO, I don't think any bank in Nigeria will loan you money without collateral. that is just my guess.

Well could it be some people are just trying to stair up a flame?

SUNDAY EHINDERO
FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI
SUNNY ADE

The only person that can stop the rumor is MR President himself. He should come out publicly and tell all the nations he is not seeking a 3rd

Obansojo Should be a man of dignity and put a rest to the rumor and publicly deny the bid for third term, as him been silent on the issue could result to unrest in the nation.

Ariba best joke you've posted so far, nice one

This are all speculation, and if he decide to go for it, he deserve what ever happen to him then. GREED

DANG she is on fire

Layi its Bleep

The Pastor's Salary

This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday
morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contact
and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up
and announces, "If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new
sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their
children!"

The congregation sighs, and applauds.

Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the
preacher stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a foundation to
guarantee the college education of his children!!"

More sighs and applauses.

Ms. Ella May, age 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays,
I'll give him SEX!!"

There is a hush.


The preacher, blushing, asks,"Ms. Ella May, whatever possessed you to
say that?"

Ms. Ella May answers, "I just asked my husband how we could help, and
he said...."F**k him"!

Seun, a married man, knows if his wife is ugly or sexy.

I see no reason why this man should check himself, I guess that is why he kept drinking .

damygurl CUbana cigar are huge.

Rolly that is how we men react

What do you tell a lady with 2 black eyes ?







Nothing you already told her twice.

Ok, I now have the truth about bakassi "Effa: Right from the days when this place (Bakassi) was founded and even upto my own generation, we have not had a single name that corresponds with that of Cameroonians. The person who founded this town was my great grandfather whose name is Nten Umoh. Right from then, we have never even lived alongside Cameroonians here. We have nothing to do with Cameroon.
go to the URL bellow and you will see who own Bakassi.
"
http://www.weeklytrust.com/bakassi13122002.htm

About time, the Gov denied the money, so it has to be her money, since they jointly own the house. someone own the money. and the Gov is a coward to put his wife and family in this mess. He should take responsibility for his action like a real man .

It is just frustrating you try to have a decent conversation from some one and they trying to mess up your life and reputation, I will try and set couple of them up and see to it that this perpetrators end up where they belong which is JAIL. This idiots want to send me money order to cash for her. and she doesn't even know me. A co-worker of mine also send me letters of Nigerians asking for money all internet scams. is this what the new breed generation are doing?

Why are there so many Nigerians scammers online? I went to a dating site, called myspace.com, there are crooks all over posted pictures as a sexy lady, but as soon as you start a conversation, they ask for money or if they can send you money order for you to cash. This is so crazy and they are giving Nigerians bad names all over the world.

Well I am not in Nigeria to be able to see the thing that this guy has done, But I must commend him for the telecoms and war against corruption. He is the only president that has ever tackle this issue. so in my pool he rate more than average

Don't be surprise if he escape jail in London. They will find a way to beat the law. I personally hope he goes to jail to show no one is above the law, and maybe people will start thinking twice before they loot.

Isn't marriage special?

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

This is too funny, regardless of what ladies hate in a man, if the man is sticking rich they will love him. please lets keep it real. Some say money can't buy you love, but dang it can buy you lots of friends and women. Cris rock was ugly as hec in CB4, but look now that boy is paid and has a supermodel for a wife. sign.

Wao real interesting response on this topic. i read someone said not all men cheat. well maybe some are just too smart not to get caught. I think men have more raging hormones, and some people cheat out of pressure and some out of lust. I still think all a man need is one wife. but man shall not live by bread alone.

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody"

His customer answers in a slurred voice "My wife caught me with another woman and cut off my penis."

"Oh come on" replies the bartender.

The customer then says "If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

He proceeds to rifle through his suitcase and pulls out this long thin thing and lays it on the bar.

The bartender bends down and looks closely and says "Why this is just a cigar".

The customer looks puzzled and says "I have it here somewhere" and proceeds to fumble through his other pockets and comes up with another long thin thing and placing it on the bar, and says " See that".

The bartender again inspects it closely and says "You asshole that's just another cigar."

Now the customer staggers backward and steadies himself , leaning on the bar and with awareness in his shaky voice says "Son of a bitch, I must have smoked it!"