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thank God is Saturday

vicky which kain english be that? u don drink for saturday.
THANK GOD ITS SATURDAY.

wat so difficult in saying, E RA CONDOM E DO BO PELU RUBBER?
mind u ajeshe pokipoki had been adv. agbo jedi with similar nuance for yrs.
abeg move your joke to sexulity section.

see another otondo . . .which one be JJC

bunmioguns,
u wan make i offer you to the gods?
apari lyk you.

thumbs down.
where is da joke.

more lyk kay NO.
joke rating is f.
next.

The first lady's spokesman, Ayo Osialu however said Dame travelled abroad, only to take a moment rest, given that she has not taken rest since GEJ'S election last year

what the 4k is wrong with obudu raunch ? cant she rest there.
mtshewww

dont have time for long thing,
can bingbagbo summarise this for us pleassse.
next.

u need to switch over to the real guys, that is the npjc.
u are kinda good man.
nice one right there.
keep it up.

and the joke is ?
cant figure it out, sorry its me . my fault.
the joke is in my toilet, now i need to flush it, .
damn , that was gud.
next jare.
open window for fresh air, and a bit of perf. to cleanse the air.

such a wicked world when a man can't even protect his honour

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u mean his manhoood

its not their fault, when we have a toothless head of state that refused to be firm and ruthless with ppl like o.bj, i b.b and the rest.
btw, what's happening to farook lawans case ?
these guys still feel they run things.

And who told you that you invented the use of Garri in Nairaland? When I joined Nairaland in 2006 with my old username which I abandoned for security purposes, the saying of "price of garri" has been in use. You just want to form cheap celeb. Mtcheeew. *goes back to the toilet*

u work for c.i.a or f.b.i.

i hope this not an xtension of his dad $$$$$$ that turned to rosary.?
the mind wanders., u know.

now your meaningless reply confirm my assumption.
once again , stay CLEAR of drugs.

There are talks in different corners that the singer's father would be pulling all the strings to ensure that the decision by the British High Commission is reverted.

meaning more money for the lawyer. is the world coming to an end if he stays outta da u.k for 6 months.
o.b.o indeed.

your fantasy has taken over your sense of humour ,if u had any at all.
pls stay clear of drug.

where was i ?
in the 4kg dessert looking 4 some warra to cool this dry joke.
next jare.

have u ever heard of that slang b4, u dont lyk the heat get the hell outa the kitchen.
next.

^^Yawn^^... Fault finding is gradually becoming a profession for some people..

SAME AS azzz kissing @ aso hole rock.
damn.

oga sola, WORD.

that guy get me laughg aswell. KOMPANY
remember tugguy, cant rem. his club again but the question Always on my mind is where is the 3rd guy.

jokes like this c.rap travel very slow indeed, reason being u cant win a smile when u attack your neighbour, hausa, igbo, yoruba
unless o.p is frm cameroon.
guess u r frm mumu villa.

The seizure was made at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos during the inward clearance of passengers on a Turkish Airline flight from Sao Paulo, Brazil on Friday.

odunni, thats your ans.
i--o kw---u.

loosers.
Njpc ROCKS AND.rules the house any tym.
dishonourablebincrapgbo, get lost.u have been known to lower the bar of reasonable arguments/jokes for centuries.
i guess that ganja has cleared frm your blurry eyes.
now where was i?
next jare.

bla bla bla bla , i beg where is da joke pls.

i can not but imagine what's on your mind when u pen this clueless joke.
i just hope u never had in mind we would laugh.
just a tot.

this is nothing but a rehash of old tory tory, can u pls buy a new fotocopier.
next.

We have a technology to trap them. We can not disclose that. They are in for a hard time”, he said.

word is cheap.

musiwa o tun ti de oh.u no dey rest.

f that thug falls off the bus and another car runs over him, the crooks in uniform'll promptly arrest the poor bus driver and falsely accuse him of murder. That case of the female Skye banker is still fresh in our minds.
If not for video evidences provided by bystanders, the lady would have also been falsely charged. I recall the outright lies they'd posted on their site. And no redress was accorded the lady.

u are damn right.
point of correction tho, its stanbic,ibtc, not skye bank she work for.