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realstars:
This is the man that stand the test of time with his religion.

As a christian. I use this man to visualize what Jesus Christ the son if the Almighty Jah passes through, just to establish Christianity, which some greedy people are using as their workshop today to extort money from the poor masses.

Test of time my foot? This man only offend El Rufai and Buratai (that's the only sin)

If him offend the cabals at ASO rock. him for don die.

TechCapon:
Tekno should return to ubi Franklin because ever since he left, he has not dropped any good song. Producer Selebobo was key player to tekno's success so he should return to ubi Franklin. I know ubi Franklin will continue to cheat him financially but at least he'll remain relevant in the industry. Only few artists like wizkid can leave any label and succeed.

Sir it doesn't work like that, when contract agreement expires, artiste are free to move on.

besides he can still work with Selebobo (plus Tekno is a good "Record Producer too)

It's all about publicity and airplay

enemyofprogress:
This Mr Pinnick looks like someone that is heavily blessed with a very strong mouth odour

He is the younger brother of Governor Uduaghan wife, he has been living large since 2001.


He was a close ally of Solomon Ogba back then in Warri

God punish your smelling mouth for thinking trash.

ritababe:
Xiaomi did not even make top ten phone in the world 2019, where tecno make top 9

Rubbish talk. can you compare Xiaomi and Techno phones are per performance and durability?

Ifedith:
Mi Bluetooth mini speakers... 5k. Crisp, clear sound, and portable
Mi PowerBank 15000mah... >80% conversion 5k
Mi PowerBank 20000mah... >80% conversion 9500
Hybrid sim adapter... 9h
High quality tpu case for redmi note 7...1500
High quality 11d tempered glass for Redmi Note 7... 1500
High quality 6d redmi 6 pro tempered glass for Redmi 6 pro/A2 lite.... 1000
Pick up available at ikeja and gbagada
070three1080two87

Redmi 7 3gb 32gb....46k(with accessories 51k)
Redmi Note 7 4gb 128gb...80k(with accessories 85k)
Redmi Note 7 4gb 64gb... 72k(with accessories 77k)
Redmi Note 7 3gb 32gb... 58k(with accessories 63k)
Redmi Note 7 pro 6gb 128gb...105k with accessories
(Accessories are 11d tempered glass, custom case, original Xiaomi fresh earphones, Google services and tempered glass installation)

070three1080two87

Original fresh Xiaomi earpiece is how much?

genius43:
https://f.celsoazevedo.com/file/cfiles/gcm1/F1v9.4a_6.2.030.apk

Boss e nor work o..........what might be the issue?

jboixxx:
Folks, I have this little compilation for you. Credit to members here.


Want to disable network broadcast? https://www.nairaland.com/post/61794496

RAM information not appearing on RECENT window? https://www.nairaland.com/post/62062468

Want to change your default app? Settings > Installed App > default (available if you click the top-right ellipses on MIUI 9) > modify as needed.



Know more about your MIUI Security App here.

Tweak for Chrome users> www.nairaland.com/post/62304817

Broken screen?
https://www.nairaland.com/post/6278096

Your Xiaomi got stucked at the MI logo during start up after flashing trwp? https://www.nairaland.com/post/62982040

If your Google account is displaying this error This change isn't allowed by your administrator, just uninstall your Google Play services updates.

Need to add your office email Addy (user specific domain names):
https://www.nairaland.com/post/65327411 or download "blue mail" from playstore (as suggested by kstan)

Need a picture-in-picture (screenshot that is longer that your screen/extends beyond what is displayed on your screen.)? Go https://www.nairaland.com/post/63094988

Backing up of WhatsApp or its variants from one device and restoring on another: https://www.nairaland.com/post/66165859 or https://www.nairaland.com/post/66166069 or
https://www.nairaland.com/post/66168080

How to restrict apps from data connection:
https://www.nairaland.com/post/66183622 OR
https://www.nairaland.com/post/66187326

You got locked outta your phone due to password error? Try this
https://www.nairaland.com/3092803/xiaomi-thread/2543#66195181

Want to change your default apps? https://www.nairaland.com/post/66302579

Want to Lock/wipe/locate your missing/stolen/misplaced MIUI device ? https://www.nairaland.com/post/66302558

Want to prevent Mi Updater from automatically download an update (at night time by default)? https://www.nairaland.com/post/66382193

Send files to/from PC to any Android phone using Xender, see this: https://www.nairaland.com/post/66434693

Tips and Tricks 2 & 3
https://www.nairaland.com/post/66434693

Want to replicate/move (all) files from Phone1 to phone2?
Use Mi Mover if both are Mi devices or use Xender's phone replicate feature (under Xender menu) or download Clone it via Playstore.

Having issues sync your Gmail contacts? https://www.nairaland.com/post/66635217

How to solve Cannot connect to Google server" on new phones especially those that installed GAPs
https://www.nairaland.com/post/66685916

A good explanation on Snapdragon Chipsets iterations given by my oga Dam5reey is here https://www.nairaland.com/post/66694405

Do you need a guest account on your phone like that of a PC for privacy sake? Check out Second space of MIUI! Settings > Second space. More info? https://www.nairaland.com/post/67299773

Tips and Tricks 4: Call recording https://www.nairaland.com/post/67318022

Link to download GCAM for Pocophone F1?

Dear house, plz link to download GCAM for Pocophone F1?

matrixmuzi:
Stop writing this rubbish. I book these artists for shows . You write what you read from social media . We insiders knows what's up.It's all hype. Comprehende?

Hahahaha, Oga don't mind that guy. About 3 years ago, Amaju Pinnick of NFF was telling a childhood friend to come to his show in Ogunu, that WizKid was paid 500,000naira just to perform.


This is what I witnessed in Warri.

That guy reading internet conjoined writeup to talk rubbish is high.

magicminister:
Lmaoooo!!!

Bro, if it’s 100 million dollars I could agree but 100 million Naira??

Haba naaaah!!!!

Make I show you maths behind it:

1 million views on YouTube is worth approximately 5-8k usd.

Davido’s fall has 138M views but let’s approximate it to 100 million views on YouTube.

100 million is 1million in 100 places.
If 1 million views is Appx 5000-8000 dollars then the minimum Davido earned on “fall” from YouTube streaming alone is 5000 * 100 = 500,000 usd

1 dollar = 350 Naira

500,000usd *350 = 175 million Naira.

Davido made a minimum of 175 million Naira from “fall” just by YOUTUBE streaming alone!

Wizkid is a multi-billionaire in Naira cos I know for a fact, he made about 5 million dollars in endorsements and shows alone in 2018 which is about 1.7 billion in Naira.

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A lot of people have disagreed with me and some stupid children have insulted me so I’ll post the numbers so everyone can see.... these numbers are outdated and Davido has about 600m views as of today so the income is way higher than listed.

Oga you are talking trash. how come Davido was accused of buying YouTube views by owner of jaguda.com?

Hi house! Direct link to download GCAM for Pocophone F1?

Loxleyy:
50-60k

check Xiaomi Thread for phones on 60k range

Paroh:
The rich keep getting getting expensive things as gifts. On my birthday tomorrow now people will reluctantly wish me one happy birthday and move on. I need new friends.



Please patronize me let tomorrow not be dry for me. Buy vibrating Fleshlight for your pleasure or for your man for when you're away. See my signature.

What are you selling?

gaby:
That's what an average nonagenarian would look like.

He's in retirement where he truly belongs.

Always live right and try as best as you can to live a good legacy.

That's why I'd always say....

Live right and good because there is enough time to be dead...

Attached is the legacy I hope to live by the time my journey on earth to an end has come.

A picture with Fareed Zakaria at the #TEFforum2019

Impossible dey learn work for where I dey.

I be Bendel boy but I draw and dey resilient pass Bendel ogbono

Bros which American Actor hold your book?

TheFacelessMan:
Birds of a feather.....

You too funny. What's the title of the movie?

TheFacelessMan:


In case you missed the story.....



As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/715b9dcb7ae640885b2c0779421c8d43/tumblr_n27d8w1j4p1sr1lf3o1_500.gif

I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

Hahahaha hahahaha, you are mad.

drjprince:
you are good at guessing keep it up

I live close to the SARZ headquarter

drjprince:
sure it can,I stay in portharcourt,rivers state and it worked,contact noobody 07051054953 the cbn governor,he is the merchant that helped me get mine, got it to me in 7days time as he told me

From your photos, it seems like you live in Rukpokwu Area by SARZ road?

Nice photos.

NwaAmaikpe:





My heart goes out to my Airforce dropout friend who lost his phone and some memory cards when he was teargassed at the audition venue.
How did he even think he will be selected when the 5-star Money General had dumped him?

Nepotism and the Naija factor is most evident in the BBNaija2019 housemate selection.

Jackye an ex-beauty queen is an acquaintance with Dolapo Osinbanjo who is a cousin to Seyi who has affiliations with PR firms who handle adverts for multinational sponsors like BetNaija, DSTV and MTN.

Mike whose dad is Jamaican is a wealthy British Athlete who owns a Cigar brand. Mike does not speak Yoruba neither can he speak pidgin.

Avala is well known as an underground Nigerian US singer. Tacha is a well-celebrated 30BG groupie.
Nelson was Mr Universe.

Mercy is a video vixen and popular in the entertainment and social hookup industry...she happens to also have known Ike before here.
Remember, Ike's first time in Nigeria was to get into the BBNaija house.

Omashola is known to help make Naija stars "feel at home" when they're in South Africa.

Gedoni is a budding designer who may have gifted a few celebrities and presenters some of his works for bigger publicity, he also happens to have had a relationship with former beauty queen KimOprah in the past whose pageant exposure may have exposed her to a few people on the selection panel.

Frodd is a hustler whose path has crossed with those of a few celebrities with the ability to put in a word for him.

I can authoritavely confirm to you that at least 4 of the housemates use foreign passports.
How do they represent the crop of true Nigerian youths?

And stupid Bilikisu is borrowing airtime from MTN to vote for the undeserving housemates.
SMH!!

Oga I doff my hat for you. 3 Calabar gunshot for you!! Gbosa!!!!!!

gracegrace668:
Hello everyone. Please, I'm not a newbie on NL. I opened this account to protect my identity.

I never thought I'd use this word to ever describe myself. Sadly, I am an alcoholic. It has taken me a great deal of embarrassment and pain to finally come to this conclusion.

I'm a female in my early 20's. One of the first things people comment on when we have a conversation is how intelligent I am. Good enough, I fair well academically and have done so for as long as I can remember. There is this dark side of me however. I am an alcohol addict.

I've read about my condition, especially at times when I swear I would never indulge in excessive drinking anymore. A person like me is called a functioning alcoholic. I started drinking as a way to forget some emotional and troubles but as I see, this in no way helps especially longterm.

I drink everything from wine, spirits to liquor. I go out with friends that drink. I go out to drink alone. I buy some alcohol to drink at home. I go from laying on the bed to walking out to buy alcohol. I just drink, drink and drink. I'm very ashamed of this. Sincerely, I want to stop. I want to make more meaningful decisions and relationships.

Please, how do I go about this? What can I do? Is there someone/a Group that helps with this kind of condition? Please help me.

Please help me move this to the permanent site. I'll be reading for suggestions.

connect me on jokeharry3@gmail.com so I can advice you and make friend with you.

I have a friend who is in your shoes

NwaAmaikpe:



In all sense of fairness, Biodun has excelled in his chosen profession. I can't say the same about Skales whose career has refused to "Shake Body" since 2015.

A musician who can't maintain a key for 50 seconds calls another a scam.
I woulda taken this seriously if it were from someone a bit more successful in their chosen career.

Skales, it's better to be called a scam of a pastor by someone whose only knowledge of you is through social media accusations than to be called a scum of a man by your own girlfriend and her friends.

Hahahaha hahahaha Comedian of the Century

God bless Tunde Ednut ( The guy is an award-winning influencer) all his content goes viral

ibrahimovic303:
You are welcome!

Oga any chance for me as a footballer in Finland? the total amount of money that will take me from Nigeria to there for Trials?

and hopefully stay back.

ibrahimovic303:
Yeah check the Norway thread sha for detailed and-on-the-ground info...As for free tuition, things have massively changed from maybe, 5 or 6years ago across the Nordics...It can be free tuition, but before you are granted your RP, you must have a block account in a Norwegian bank, if I correctly understood this...unless you win a scholarship, then you can breathe fresh air from financial issues within, otherwise things have changed massively in these regions...

Boss good morning, please reply me on hangout

Thank you

frankyvalll:
good evening

Still available...........I wan sell my own 97k too

AutoReportNG:
What do you think?

How do I work with you from Delta State?......I love your creativity and content.

Why u wan sell am Oga?
3 weeks old is not a yardstick to call price?

Maybe when you are ready to sell let me know for 45k

Slimfeez:
Let mobilize on our group chat for latest update on how to buy things abroad using different website

Oga suggest idea and websites to buy original items and how to cheap it down to Naija


Forget WhatsApp group

Carlyboi:
Lol well you just got a financial advisor/analyst job my man

hahhahaahhhaa

Carlyboi:
hahaha na them know o shey be na dem they do guy man lol mk I add my own Warri proverb abeg If person way we wan Ajayi all night no dey fear hangover!every spirit of Benz in a yahoo boy na efcc net him go carry am enter!

hahahaha hahaha, one even called me and said I should be ready that he wants to go into legit business.

I go make sure I get my work money from am.

Carlyboi:
lol na the work way dem dey do na but I don’t think that’s where it ends cos I’m sure they don’t think everyone are idiots like some of them are dey bury everything inside that plea bargain bullshit if you kno you kno lol

Plea bargain? EFCC or Fake EFCC are even in Osubi( Okpe LGA) of Delta State arresting suspected yahoo boys now.

I keep advising boys, open a company with CAC and get a lawyer.........No they will rather lodge in Hotel n Watch hands with Moet and Hennessy.

Carlyboi:
I hope email addresses isn’t what this ppl mean by fraudulent documents sha this ppl are not even stating who these guys defrauded and how much they conned out of their victims!efcc yahoo boys and the Nigerian courts situation is a matter of the more you look the less you see!!

I tire for EFCC, just because of oluwadamilare@gmail.com

you automatically lock up someone as a yahoo boy?