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Mzflexydeeva: candidate..........awaiting Ui's list

ok,God will prove Himself in ur case amen

[quote author=Pokemon43][/quote]miss pokemon ur real name is pocketmonster. Shooooo ,lata nw dem go say i dull

Mzflexydeeva: smally how na? My dear rite now i'm a DE candidate o. Wanna run medicine @ UI

i am a smally means i am post utme admitee.
R u a candidate or admitee

Pokemon43: d more u change d moniker d more it becomes more popular,odï-ïzeh(in my language it means something)

if i slap u nw u go say i bad

I-am-Winner:
Lool. Funny!.

Av Been indoors for a yle now prolly months (courtsey of the strike).. Today I decided to hit the roads. Towards 4.00 pm I wore a three-quater Jean with a long sleeved chelsea top and went out..I saw so many things that startled me, so many structures have been demolished because Amaechi wants to extend the roads, new shops av emerged, new bars opened.. So many things that made me wonder whether I teleported to a new vicinity.. Among the things that happend which was the funniest of em all.. I saw one banner in front of a shop and the information that was emblazoned on this banner made me to pause my strolling and think for a yle say 5 mins while staring at the banner.. On the banner was emblazonzed '' BUY YOUR 2014/2015 JAMB FORM HERE ''.. I kept thinking and staring at this stuff until one guy came out of the shop and said ''bros con buy the form from me na, if you buy from me, i go carry you go where them go process am for you and you go get good centre''.. I simply just looked at this guy, smiled and said in my mind.. '' ONLY IF YOU KNEW!! '' then I turned my back, looked up, said THANK YOU JESUS and continued with my strolling..

no more jambite

Lamuel i dey here,na digging deep man just dey come from,i hail d house

Mzflexydeeva: no I didn't apply to UNIBEN. I actually finished from UNIBEN

see swag o,me na smally o,na putme tyns o. So wat is ur way forward na

wisemania: baba u harsh--mayb u shud a pay visit 2 one of d fed uniz in naija...infact wen we rizume me go like take u round civil lab,make u c say confirm practicals dey gbesoke 4dia.....

brox tell am joor,

I greet d house,i just come bk from digging deep,dis ASUU strike shall b a tyn of d past in Jesus name.













After fourty years






God frbid bad tyn

Ashley2389: lemm add my own

*jeep parks in front of fynestboi and a beautiful woman got out*
Fynestboi: heeey! No be Ashley be dis
Ashley: na me oooo, na ur children be dis?
Fynestboi: na so o
Ashley: why dis one con short!
Fynestboi: na hn mama he resemble, na ur vehicle be dis
Ashley: yes nan when ASUU no gree resume, I con go marry politician
Fynestboi: eeyyaa
Ashley: na we dey chop una money now o
Fynestboi: wetin u con do for here
Ashley: I con collcet my husband's share of the money the FG give una school for building project.

na lie o,na ashley naim b complete wife

Storm we hear o. So u mean govt no dey gv dem five kobo,wat of school fees,whr e dey go,naija is genraly corrupt in all ways

Ayima: you are very stupid,maybe that is your work for now but not me and next time u try that rubbish again i will teach u how to reply my post.

baba u no dey sabi joke nawa o,na una dey mk comedians dey lose value.
If try me ehn i will eat ur head

Let do small smtyn

.............. After 40 years






..complete1 sees a guy loging into NL with d username 'fynestboi'

Complete1:hey r u fynestboi?
Fynestboi:yes oo.
Complete1:heyyyy fynest d nl mod dat organised d correct debate.
Fynestboi:na me o,we thank God.
complete1:so wat r u doing in uniport na.
Fynestboi:no b small tyn o,i rote jamb again o,after dis forty years strike i went to my sch. and dey could not find my file anymore,wit tears in my eyes i cried so hard.
Complete1: who r dese boys wit u.?
Fynestboi:dey r my chidren o,we came to ryt post ume togeda,naso life b o,thunder fire ASUU.
Complete1:chai,na project i still dey do o,nawa o,my wife go america go complete her studies o,she dey yab me since say i no wan gt cert. Nawa o,we students too cold.
........Odizeey steps in
Odizeey:did i hear someone say fynestboi?
Fynestboi:yes n u r?
Odizeey:odizeey,who is fynestboi among u.
Fynestboi:na me o,chai odizee my man,na complete1 b dis o. Wetyn u dey do hear na
Odizeey:complete i hail o,hw na,fynest my main boss,c ur belle,e don big o,dese boy resemble u o.
Fynestboi:na my children o
Odizeey:hahahahahaha,c deir big head.na stroling i carry come here o,i dey fynd buyer,oboy i open shop o,after dese fourty yrs of sch shutdown,my shop has been flourishing.
Complete n fynest: thank God for u o.
Odizeey:i dey go benin go complete my school o. Dis ASUU do us bad sha fourty years,now i am sixty sumtyn. Ahhhhhh naija. For my next life i no go b nigerian.

I pray dis will nt b our case Amen

planetuzor: At the moment my a department where I belong in my church is doing a project "bore hole" for a community here in lag which doesn't have Tap water close, they have to go to the next street to fetch tap water. So we decided to do a bore hole for them..

Me and some few members of the department has been assigned to monitor the project. Amongs us is a friend too, A "Unilag Graduate" of Civil Engineering.. While the laboures where drilling the ground manually, the guy was so fascinated, he said that's his first time seeing it live. because the labourers whr manually drilling.. But that my friend said he can supervise them Based on what he has read for four years but he cant practically do it himself..if he was left to do it frm scratch "No idea". I was there watching, the guy was just asking the labourers questions upon questions. -I was just Laughing, Unilag professors don use theory and grammer cook this one...

so no drilling machine for unilag or wetyn.
Either d lecturers no wan teach or d guy no attend classes

thelma ivy: odizee I don find ur nose again o..........it was in ma business!

ok o

E b like say all d faithfuls of dis thread dey support ASUU n deir bad deeds. Mk dem no catch una for ASUU strike news thread o

uncle2010: u welcome.

so na u still b unclenna.
Bro n.a.i.j.a.p.r.e.d.i.c.t don run my small acct down,but after i read ur guide i don gt sense

Adesua veronica: Make brain. Guys and football sha. So u r tinking uniben tinz now or wat? Have not bin fflwn dis thread, just started following

i'm at home thinking of nothing cos i dnt want to die at a young age. Did u gain admission in uniben?

Planet uzor we knw,but all dose ppl wen dey do engineering for d country,go outside go school,abi d guy wen dey do ur computer go outside,na person we no attend lectures go say him no open computer for sch,uni for dat mata. For small ozoro poly,dem dey do wicked civil engineering practicals,forget.y u skip my,oda part na,our lecturers too wicked,molesting of students is there second name.
But wait no b una dey say u no fit compare naija n america,or britico,una go dey say usa na ova 200 yrs,una go dey say one day we go gt dere,dat one day no apply for our education system?

Pokemon43: namely?

pocketmonster and thelema

These two gals mk una go sleepp ooooooooo,d sun too hot

Na mancity ppl gt Dat 1960 sef cos na ppl wen dey win millions i dey c for dere

Sm ppl go just dey watch, dey wait for who to insult,dem no go post any beta tyn o,na just to insult, n dem go dey put 'u r so immature' for deir posts,nawa,mature ppl go dey come here dey misbehave,i'm disappointed,even if person young wella for here,e no young pass 13 or 14,n at dat age u don suppose don gt sense.
Pls u ppl should stop d insults. Na tunechi own dey pain me pass

Ayima: ASUU have make me to start playing coupon,me that didn't have time for those things.I thank God anyway with 250 i won 1,6000000 in premier leaugue and now am about to win 2m in champion league i know i will pick it again,ASUU thank you.

dey use styl dey find girls o

Adesua veronica: hahhahahhahahahahahahhahah.......................guy body dey o. how ur end? wats popping and wats d way forward?

my end shall b good in Jesus name. Ijanikin just dey,d way forward is uefa champions league o

some ppl hv failed to realise dat materials n equipments r not d problem of our education system. Its corruption,molesting by lecturers,abi ghana gt equipment pass us,i doubt o. Na equipment dem dey tk deprive ppl wen suppose gt admission deir ryt? Abi a d equipment n building capacity dey mk lecturers fail students wen suppose pass? Or naim dey mk dem fail gals wen no gree for dem? Abeg forget struggle e. After 3 yrs u guys will come here n say ASUU is a disappointment just watch

da ceo1: ure always on point my dear... ASUU is fighting for a just course... See my fellow guys lemme tell u afta every industrial action workers r bn paid their outstanding salaries even if d govt says no work no pay... Dats no longer a threat... So in d first place dnt allow them go on indefinite strike

u ppl hv failed to realise dat materials n equipments r not d problem of our education system. Its corruption,molesting by lecturers,abi ghana gt equipment pass us,i doubt o. Na equipment dem dey tk deprive ppl wen suppose gt admission deir ryt? Abi a d equipment n building capacity dey mk lecturers fail students wen suppose pass? Or naim dey mk dem fail gals wen no gree for dem? Abeg forget struggle e. After 3 yrs u guys will come here n say ASUU is a disappointment just watch

Adex099: as I see "Breaking News" for channels, I think say na ASUU call off strike ...

na there my mind go o

I have learnt alot thnk unclenna.

Adex099:
I no see anything for that link jor....
*you don allow Adex097 chop anti-spam BaN nw

because u follow link dem ban u?

Adex099:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!




































Aggrieved PDP Governors join APC

i just hear am for inspiration fm nw

Pat £inst£in:
U cast d first stone

let who is without sin b d forst to cast d stone