₦airaland Forum

Jenni_angel: my guy park well, abeg use shame kip quiet and go. I have seen ur type b4, many sef

u get tym to dey reply all my posts o, dnt worry i c d love in ur eyes

Jenni_angel: na u wan tell me wetin i lyk? Jobless bone

call me jobless bone o,u nor knw weda i go marry u one day

STORM2: Hahahhaha....I like u jare

@All...I need to confess I miss the old house oh...but...there's nothing new to post so.......

Bye bye till later abeg #hugs#

baby dnt go oweh

iLLiE: Remember the day our medicine501 lecturer caught me talking to a girl in class




He asked me to kneel outside





Buh me ah para for him ni o




Can't wait 4 this strike to be called off so i can complete my project

u nor like medicql school

STORM2: Okay...lemme just clear sth up. The only time a man should shut up is when he's talking crap and annoying people....
And well....that's what's happening....
It has nothing to do with us being ladies.
But thank u..I know u meant well

@odizeey...this isn't a thread for rubbish talk na.....park well abeg make person no insult u for nothing....

i love insults

chaarly: hahahahaha lwkmd ooOoo
odizeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! lolz u neva change

i changeth not

Moyes10: Bro, behave like a man that you are and shut the hell up.. Must u exchange words with ladies? Come on man, lock up..

man indeed,i pray mk ur wife gv u slap mk kip quiet

Ghyft: odizeey,its cool...he just offered an advice which u could either take or leave it

there r ways to offer tyns.
u can throw a thousand dollars on d ground for n i'll definitely b angry, bt wen u gv it to me on palms ill b happy. Shekina

alcuin: Sir, no need to reply him. Many of us see the sense in your post and appreciate it.
Thanks.



I rep Petroleum Engineering....(Energy providers)

s.m.h

talk4free: You unfortunately singled out yourself to be the foolish one.
1. Topic says graduate/Undergraduate.
2. Who says i'm unsuccessful. I probably make more money than you whole household put together and i do it honestly and legally.

thnks nomen u can stay whr u r n call me foolish,i nor ft slap u.
if u r making it den y dnt u thnk odas will. Na every tym b ASUU n work? If u hv a way of helping stat it n dnt nag

Jenni_angel: my sister relax, cool down. Na one man get uniben? He get luck say I don REPENT

abeg backslde for one month abeg

Jenni_angel: heheheo, na u i wan pray to? My dear if u ar just learning how to use words cum let me teach u. Uniben is no man's land and u can't threaten me with dat. I remain UNSHAKEABLE

u no like unlimited? Kikikikik

STORM2: Is that a threat or what? Guy relax na or is there sth I don't understand going on here? Na crime to laugh again? Wait what's going on?
Wait!....jambite right?

if i b jambite nko. Y una dey beef me na

Ken excel: abeg no provoke ooo...hw u go dy talk such?

ok

tinahrex: haha.....Affrey wey dey watch all of una sizin film

she n her dey watch am for dat mata,n dem boiz for here dey gt high libido

Ken excel: hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha...lwkmd ooooooooooooooooo


bt dnt worry..i pledge to be by her in sickness and in health and in beauty and wowoness...sorry did i say dat?

ok o

IfeomaVanessa: Any Agric economics & extension student in the house I'm a 200L student. I rep hall 2 & ekosodin together

chai i b agric student from nw on o,c babe,i rep ifeom..... Uhun irep ehm,.... I dnt knw d hostel again,can we b rummies,i'm girl inside my heart

talk4free: I really feel sorry for you all. You all talk about beans and hotplates and hostel and all other things you miss. Its shocking that there's very few people here talking about what lies ahead of you. You lives and futures is being used as a bargaining chip by both your lecturers and your government. Yet you all waste your time here talking about frivolities.
If you all like, don;t think about your futures. Sit there and believe graduating from Uni-whatever is the ultimate. You'll all be so shocked when you come out of the protection of the school walls. Its a tough life out there, and even those that finish with excellent results struggle to earn a daily living, how much more the majority of you that are just struggling to move to the next class.
I weep for you all.......its a pity.
The youths of all countries are responsible for bringing change to their countries. Its only different in Nigeria and its definitely because you all are too short sighted to imagine what your life will be after school, when your country is so disgustingly corrupt. Don't take the future into your hands.....sit down there and be looking. The streets are waiting for all you "future graduates"

cos u r unsuccessful wont mean odas wnt b,wat is dere to tlk abt,dis is uniben student chat room nt future tlk or ASUU n fg wahala chat rum,oga fly

Affrey: lol i laugh sote tears dey flow from my eyes

small small o

exPLIcit7: Odizeey y0ur joke make sense...I n0 fit laugh Abeg...hahaha...

no b small tyn

Una wen dey die for babe hmmmmm
C one scenerio.
Ken excel:*sweating cos of clearqnce stress*
wowo gal:hey ken
Ken excel: who r u pls
Wowo gal :hmmm,,u r handsome o,ive been fynding u since
ken excel:who r u na
wowo gal:guess
ken excel:oliseh.dotcom? Or mhelena?
wowo gal:hmmm. I'm affrey,n its gud to c u
ken excel:i bind u, oh sorry hw r u,let me go n piss first.*speaking in his mind* chai dis gal wowo o,hee c wahala,oboy adex i dash u.
end of story,.
I pray u dnt leave her wen u c say she wowo o



Affrey na joke o

eddyvilla: ME:I won confess ooooo...I won confesss ooooooo
FACULTY TDB's: Confess and die
ME: I won confess ooooo, make i confesss?
FACULTY TDB's: Confess and die
ME: Na me dey make una dey read make una no dey understand
FACULTY TDB's: Ur fada
ME: Na me make ASUU no gree call off d strike

NESA PRESIDENT,2010 session

i no fit laff

chinaze4real: If u rep uniben like this post

dey fyn likes o

Una don enta front page o

Richiez: @ OP please can you give us a source

I dnt knw hw to dod referring stuff, bt search google u'll c it

exPLIcit7: wetin na...Affrey add me...
exPLIcit73

smh

lee11: oh wow nice... better 4 me. could have benched him anyways B:

gud for u

lee11: lol not 4 long

yes cos he'll leave dem dis year

Jenni_angel: cum bros, wats suppose 2 be ur problem? Can't i laf again with my own mouth? Abi na u get d ass? Abeg make i laff again jor cus sum pple are so fustrated hahagahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.................................. God have given me reasons to laff and i will continue. GO TO HELL 4 ALL I CARE

u'll come n meet me in uniben na. Instead of praying u r laffing,

lee11: jazino im asking you. *is he the best footballer?

he's dere striker

Did u ever think that u could mk it big.................
I nevr evr thought dat ill b ryt here today
He hlpd face my greatest phase
Foward eveR bkward neva
Now I don enta uniben.....I owe it all to YOU(GOD)
Oluwa dey bless me

lee11: i wonder if uniben has a working football system

yes boss,ask jazino