₦airaland Forum

Sometimes is Good to do the wish of your God father... ---That's Nigerian politics.

Hmm... me I no wan talk anything...



...Weed can make you go home and look at your wife for 10 minutes and ask her my sister when are you getting married ���...

wow... it's beautiful

isoright...

�My brother stole my phone and sent a breakup message to my girlfriend. I thought of how to punish him so I stole his phone too, changed my name to JOB UPDATE and sent a message that there's job vacancy somewhere. Presently he's on his way from Zuba in abuja to Zamfara state �..


Nice

..wow.. it's cool

�My brother stole my phone and sent a breakup message to my girlfriend. I thought of how to punish him so I stole his phone too, changed my name to JOB UPDATE and sent a message that there's job vacancy somewhere. Presently he's on his way from Zuba in abuja to Zamfara state �


isoright...

isoright...

it's cool and beautiful....

�MTN are now mean to the extent that when you're not having Airtime or data on your line, they'll start deducting from your battery bars.


the jagaban himself... isoright

I pray this money is used for it purpose....
not to be embezzled

****I think my landlord is cleaning the house for me l found all my property outiside*���***

K

Wow.. It's cool

RIp

***_I was owing mtn #5000, I broke the sim and bought another one,after registration I received a message. *YOU AGAIN*_***

Say no to crime.....

The camera used for snapping them is very clear..

I mistakenly step on a soldier boot when trying to board a taxi,the next thing i hear was "are in zain" something in me was telling me to reply am in airtel
Abi what did you think.....


Edo election matter don't tire me....
today this...
tomorrow that...

wouldn't it be nice if you use drone

I mistakenly step on a soldier boot when trying to board a taxi,the next thing i hear was "are in zain" something in me was telling me to reply am in airtel
Abi what did you think...


Naija I hail oo

isoright

isoright...




Wedding in America ��:
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing objects: 0

Wedding in England:��
Invited : 50
Present at the church: 50
Present at the reception: 48
Gifts: 48
Objects missing : 0

Marriage in Nigeria
Invited: 200
Present at the church: 38
Present at the reception: 500
Gifts: 18
Envelopes 70
Delivered dishes: 459
Missing items: 20 phones, 50 spoons, 3 cake knives, one photographer's camera missing, cans beers,bottles of wine and whisky, kidnapping of two of the guests,girlfriend missing gone with other guest,boyfriend looking for gf,gf looking for her boyfriend, remaining gifts missing,fighting outside,spoons missing,50 chairs broken,5 tables broken,3 decoration curtains missing
complete the rest of missing objects

Wedding in America ��:
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing objects: 0

Wedding in England:��
Invited : 50
Present at the church: 50
Present at the reception: 48
Gifts: 48
Objects missing : 0

Marriage in Nigeria
Invited: 200
Present at the church: 38
Present at the reception: 500
Gifts: 18
Envelopes 70
Delivered dishes: 459
Missing items: 20 phones, 50 spoons, 3 cake knives, one photographer's camera missing, cans beers,bottles of wine and whisky, kidnapping of two of the guests,girlfriend missing gone with other guest,boyfriend looking for gf,gf looking for her boyfriend, remaining gifts missing,fighting outside,spoons missing,50 chairs broken,5 tables broken,3 decoration curtains missing
complete the rest of missing objects

HBD

Happy birthday the coco master

biridon:
.
I am happy this my joke is going viral. you just changed the sentences.
No jokes.. this is my joke �. the idea was mine. and I am happy it's making people to laugh

wow..... the joke is cool...

NNWAGOD:
STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH THIS PRESIDENT BUHARI NEWS. BUHARI IS DEAD AND YOU KNOW IT.

Proof

isoright

The currency of Vietnam is very low...

1 naira=60.04 VND

*I think my landlord is cleaning the house for me l found all my property outiside*���

Nice one