davidayn:


that's nt true , who told u Nigerians don't enter US charts ? , Baba hafusa album was top5 of the rap album in the US .

I bet u don't even know a Nigerian as won Grammy before

Which us chart?,the one in your bedroom I guess

franzis:
u try for this joke wey u crack but its not funny

Argue with facts please,it's obvious you are a beckham fanboy.Was beckham the most influential footballer in his time?Hell no!
Is ronaldo and messi the 2 most influential footballers of their time?hell yes!!.I mean this 2have been dominating the the footballing world for the past 7 years.

afolag:

such is life.....I use to wander d story of david Beckham. while the world best were scoring goals breaking records in a big bang ways Beckham is collecting tax on them. if messi ronaldo and Beckham go travel to thesame country at thesame time don't be surprised to see becki having more crowd. To be good is a different thing to have good luck is another. I pray God combine the two for me.

And why would beckham have more crowd?.Even at the peak of his career he wasn't half as influential or popular as ronaldo and messi.

Simran94:
. 'was offered' or that was what he chose?

he chose mech and he was offered the course.He has a choice to either decline or accept the offer

My younger brother was offered mechanical engineering

Isomerizm:

Don't bother calculating any composite because it'll be a total waste of time.

This is really bad,you don't just write people off like that

Swegzfreak:
Pls elp me in calculatin my composite score
.
Jamb = 204
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Waec = english -c6, maths b3, chemistry - c4, physics - c6, biology - c6
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P-jamb score =30
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Pls elp me calculate d composite abeg

Your composite is 41.17

Chestar5:
A cousin got 43% in post ume, whats her composite score?? She dey cry here o... She applied for bch.....pls help

What grades did she have in her waec and jamb?

barackohandso:

High, very high hope he has.

Thank you

My brother f*cked up in his postjamb he had 48.And a composite of 58.4,any hope for mech eng

lonelydora:
A very big lie. It's because the man absconded, they don't want to see it as an insult.

Abobaku, wherever you are, I hail you because you have written your name in the history of Ile-Ife.

Abobaku, please come back and continue your enjoyment joor. Die with Oba for wetin?

It is difficult to free fools from the chain they revere-----Voltaire

Easy with the lies,This result has been circulating for 2-3 years now.

UncleGunner:
The boy has done well to pass his WAEC. Kudos to him. If you want to see an exceptional result though, take a look at this (from https://twitter.com/James_Bamisaye)

loyola jesuit is an exceptional school for exceptional students

What is so special about this result.my brother has 4 A1's in maths,physics,chemistry and geography and B's in the remaining subjects.So park well!

pazienza:
Because the secession of Igbos from Nigeria will set into motion cascade of events that will see the ethnic Nationalities in the SS leave to form their own countries or join Biafra.

For the Yorubas, this is their greatest fear, as the North already has their fangs deep down the Yoruba flesh, there will be no escape for the Yorubas, they will forever be trapped in a master- Slave Islamic republic of Odua-Arewa. The Jihadists will simply finish off what they started in Kwara some decades ago, but was halted by the Caucasians.


For the North, it will mean less petrodollars and less hosts.But a chance to fully become a sharia Islamic country.


In summary, the secession of Igbos from Nigeria will unbalance Nigeria's socio political and religious equation.

You are a foolish student of history.So ibadan warriors were caucasians?

To jayz he is just another excited fanboy.

Lol,where are all those ibos noisemakers on this forum with their so called bloc votes

Soreza:
THE SOUTH SOUTH AND SOUTH EAST HAS SHOWED THROUGH THEIR VOTES THAT THEY DON'T WANT BUHARI,I THINK NIGERIA SHOULD DIVIDE

Oh!but when the northwest and northeast showed through their votes that do not want jonathan in 2011 you didn't ask for a breakup...Buhari is your president till 2019 deal with that

christopher123:



THE WINNER IS NOT BASED ON HOW MANY MILLION VOTES THAT YOU WIN BUT HOW MANY STATES THAT YOU WIN SO KEEP YOUR FINGERS CROSSED AND DONT YET DO THE NAMING CEREMONY OF YOUR BABY WHEN YOUR WIFE IS JUST 6 MONTH PREGNANT...AN IGBO ADAGE

Olodo,Go and read your constititon properly.To win a presidential election in nigeria the aspirants have to satisfy 2 things 1)Win a simple majority in all votes counted 2)getting nothing less than 25% in 2/3 of the states in the federation(that is 24 out of 36 states). Even if I am to follow your useless analogy buhari still has nothing less than 21 states he has won whereas the otueke drunkard can't win more than 17 states at most. The ibos(agents of backwardness)bloc votes was totally irrelevant it couldn't even save your ijaw god

christopher123:
LIGHT YEARS...LOL I LAUGH IN EGBA. OK WE ARE HERE TO MAKE A STATEMENT, RIGHT FROM DEPORTATION AND NOW.

SO STOP LIVING IN PAST. THIS IS PRESENT


SPAIN WAS LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF JAPAN, ISRAEL AND CHINA BUT WHAT IS THE POSITION OF CHINA AND TIGER. WELL IF CHINA AND THESE COUNTRY C COUGH THE WORLD CATCH COLD

WELCOME TO THE NEW ORDER

New order my foot.Ibos useless block votes couldn't even save Jonathan.You guys are irrelevant in the scheme of things.

JustCalMeDBoss:
I am yourba. But I seriously think my awon egbon ati aburo mi needs to be thought that eko is truly no mans land they should start concentrating on developing the other part of the west. Weldon omo ibo. Tinubu would have the shock of his life. Just make sure u guys act smart.

You are truly Yoruba,oloshi,olori pelebe

CHESSBOARD:


JK must win Lagos....we voted for GMB for president but we will vote for JK for Gov, we need change. we dont want any God fatherism any more, the ppl must determine how we are governed

You must be deluded.How many ibbos voted for gmb in the election?.Jimi can only win in your dreams

Sweetguy25:
I feel ashamed to be an Imo state man. Please vote out rochas!!!!

No,imo should rather be ashamed for siring a pathetic bigot like you.Thank you rochas!

onatisi:
I can't believe nigerians don't see the dangers ahead . By the time nigerians realize what is happening and what has happened it maybe too late . Gej may not be a fantastic president but buhari certainly isn't a better option,but it seems nigerians want to test and try him,so no problem,let's do it . Majority certainly carries the vote.

Lol,take your sermon to the dogs!

naijadeyhia:



Babyosisi unlike you some of us do care about this country and what goes on in it. If you loved this country so much you would have been here rather you ran for so called greener pastures in the US. I personally have 2 home investments in the USA, 1 in Philly and another in Nevada yet I am more here than there and right now i am here to ensure i observe my civic duties. Please stop talking crap and reasoning like poo because that is what you are doing. We know where Nigeria was pre 2011 and we know where we are today and yes we say JONATHAN MUST GO. With one voice the down trodden have spoken and are still speaking. I am not one of the down trodden but i empathize with them as what affects one will soon affect all if not properly tackled.
Please get off NL if you want to be sarcastic and crude. Your type is not appreciated here madam ITK

You shouldn't have dignified the bigotic oaf with a response.The only reason she supports jonathan is based on pure ethnic sentiments.Not on performance

fairygeh:
Only God will forgive Northerners,
Imagine this kind rigging
1.9 million in kano,44 local govts
1.3 million
Na so dem plenty for North reach

No cancellation ke
No rejected votes in kano as dem dumb reach
There is God o
God is watching o
Chai
#istillhavehope

Chai,ee pain am!

fairygeh:
Only God will forgive Northerners,
Imagine this kind rigging
1.9 million in kano,44 local govts
1.3 million
Na so dem plenty for North reach

No cancellation ke
No rejected votes in kano as dem dumb reach
There is God o
God is watching o
Chai
#istillhavehope

Chai,ee pain am!

Osumare2013:

3.45 on a scale of 5.00 is LOWER CREDIT which is not qualified for admission through direct entry into FUNAAB.

Wrong!,Polythecnics and colleges operates on the 4.00 gp system so the guy is qualified for admission.

Maureen obidike!what an industrious girl,we know what part of the Niger she comes from

5. Shake Body by Skales
Need I talk much about this one? You sef check out part of the lyrics na...
" Oya shake body, Oya move body,Make you ring alarm o, Oya shake body...Ah coupe decale ma,Sagasige, Akilibre,Faro de ma, Decale….decale, Krikata,Krikata,Krikata, Krikata,Krikata,Krikata,
Krikata,Krikata,Pon pon,
Somunto….somunto,
Kalopere, Kalopere, Kalopere"
Now, what's all that about

4. Murder by Seyi Shay ft Patoranking, Shaydee
If you listen to this song, even though it featured Patoranking and Shaydee, all you will hear for most part of the song is "She say she wan murder, he say he wan murder, she say he wan do that thing ye" Do wetin? Murder who You be Oscar Pistorious? ...
Now, checkout the lyrics of the Verse 2 of the song where Patoranking came in again..
"Stay close to me, baby girl come in here porn, Give other girls resist, them fit hate on, Member and you alone me rate hun, Even your friends them fit hate on, Fire burning, Girl I'll keep you coming,Say you no go running, Every time, girl you keep turning."
That's Patoranking, Nigeria's best Reggae singer at the moment? SMH!

3. Shekini by Psquare
There is a popular Yoruba proverb which says that when a child is due for maturity, he/she must put aside every childishness.
After many years and despite their A-list status in the industry couple with their global experience, the Psquare duo are obviously not getting matured at all with the dissapointing inclusion of the track "Shekini" in their latest album. I won't speak too much, see the lyrics yourself.
They started the song this way...
"P-Square eh eh, Yahn ahn, (Allen [4x]), Yahn ahn"
**who is Allen for crying out loud?**
Then, they said "Lets go...Otu de, oya sare wa gba kekere, kerewawo, Atu ti de, oya burukutu make e sarabara owey, (Oya shekini ni ni ni ni [3x]),Oya shekina na na na na." (And what is "Burukutu" doing in there.)
Folks, don't be fooled, the lyrics sounds like Yoruba but it's not correct Yoruba but a mumbo-jumbo!
Another constant in the song is this verse; "I get power (ah), me I no dey bother, (ehn ehn)
I no be footballer but I sabi budey Ronaldo," then they jump to this lyrics "Take it (slow),Take it (free),
Alhaji (ehn ehn),Ehn ehn (listen),Take it (ahn),
Take it (orijo),Alhaji (okay)
Ehn ehn (hmm)".
Who is this Alhaji? Well, maybe the Alhaji is supposed to drink the burukutu they mentioned above.

2. Ogaranya By Kcee ft Davido
Now, I'm sorry KCee has to be in this list a second time. Personally, I'm kind of confused about him. Maybe his music is not that awkward. Maybe it's his gesticulations/dance steps in his videos, costumes or tone of his singing voice or his general fashion sense that is awkward and give off an impression of his songs from that perspective. I'm yet to place a finger on what it is. Most of the people I've asked have mixed reactions as well. They really' can't say. Ogaranya has a good meaning; A rich person or something like that. Some things are just wrong with part of the lyrics and Davido once again rubbished his own brand on this one. Check it out;
Intro (Davido)
"A le le le le le le le le le le
On the beat is Del'B...
Its Davido,Kcee
Big Boy, E-money"
Now, even though there is a funny way they keep repeating Ogaranya, I really don't have a problem with the Chorus which goes thus;
"Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobody want to sit down dey look ogaranya,Everybody wanting to be a big ogaranya,Nobody want to sit down dey look ogaranya, My God dey bless me, ogaranya
No be my fault o, ogaranya
Believing e no do o, ogaranya,Imaya heyyy...
Everybody like ogaranya,
Mama and papa e like ogaranya, The ladies like ogaranya, That's why them dey love me"
However, the next statement is what I really don't get...
"The place is so cold, e dey follow, Dey for body like logo"..(which place is he talking about? Which place is so cold?)
Davido made it worse at the verse 2 as his contribution does not relate at all. He sang..
"Girl I want you to know, The way you see no be so.., E get as the thing dey go, So baby you take am slow(Asin??) Shey na now you dey notice,(notice wetin) Abi u think I be novice, You know say I know say you get it, Money dey(I thought Davido is supposed to be the Ogaranya and not the girl?), Oya make we blow things"(now that is a Boko Haram alert. Beware guys.)

1. Body by Black Magic ft Banky W
The song has now been edited. 'Sex' has been replaced with 'eh' but the rest of the lyrics is still as worse as the original. You can imagine my embarrasment the first time I heard this song on Channel O. You know how Naija artistes like to cover up sexual explicitness with slangs? This brazen artiste called Blackmagic didn't cover up anything. Lol. Though the song was released in December 2013, I feel it's as good as being a 2014 song and should be on this list to show you how bad the music industry has become and what your children are listening to. Here is a part of the song;
"...So stop the fronting, Is what I told this girl,And her body oh oh, Just wanna get next to you, Just wanna have sex with you, I swear I want this girl and her body o o".
You na never see anything, continue..
"1, 2, 3, Then begin 5, 4, I'm splitting a dozen like 3, 5, 4,I am already sky high, but I need to high more, And my dumb friend told me that I need high malt Ewo."...
(Did you see what this guy is singing? Isn't he as dumb as his dumb friends? Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are).
See another one here...
"Baby girl what's cooking in the kitchen, I love the way you smile, maybe we should start kissing, Listen 30 seconds, then she takes a bra missing, Turn into a small kitten, And after a while we start gripping,
And after a while o she turns into a river, And then I start fishing into her hot body, I begin to start dipping, Her clothes just start missing".

Hmm,Guys what more can I say? Behold, your favourite music in 2014! Hope I tried?
What do you think?
http://www.splendormag.com/2014/12/top-10-worst-hit-songs-of-2014-by.html

Someone once told me that the type of music a society listens to is a reflection of that society; therefore the chaotic music that has in recent time rented the Nigerian airwaves is a pure reflection of the chaotic state the country is in. It looks like in the history of Nigerian music, 2014 has the highest rate of bad, garbage music being churned out. From watered down lyrics that do not correlate, to singing different songs on same beat, the state of the industry leaves much to be desired. Mind you, this cankerworm of garbage music is also eating deep into the fabric of the international music scene. Each time a song or video of the likes of "ilovemakonnen", "Nicki Minaj" and so on comes up on my airwaves, I just can't! It's really sad that the good sounds, with good messages don't make it to the mainstream anymore. Nigerians, like the rest of the world appear to care more about catchy beats rather than good message. Below are my top 10 picks of worst hit songs of the year 2014. You may or may not agree with me though. Some of you may also need to listen to these songs carefully to understand my points well...

10. Hakuna Mata by KCee
This song is senseless from the word go!
He started like this "Five star music, E money, Its Kcee labalo". What is 'KCee Lobalo'? Is 'Lobalo' French or Spanish?
In another part of the song, he said "Cecilia bum bum, cecilia bum bum, Shebi na your bum bum, cecilia bum". I don't know what's with Cecilia's bum bum o..
Most part of the song also goes like this.."Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni Whine ni ni for me oh, Oya shake e ni, shake e ni, Shake e ni for me oh, Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni, Whine ni ni for me oh,
Oya shake e ni shake e ni,
Shake e ni for me oh".
Somewhere, he said "Oya Jikere, baby"...
As if that wasn't enough, he also repeats this severally;
"Oya baby no wahala, If you need anything just hala, I be monkey you be banana.."
Hellooo, did he just call himself a monkey...
Then in the middle of these discordant lyrics, this monkey will jump to the lame chorus "Hakuna Matata, Hakuna mata, Baby No Wahala" repeatedly.

9. Story For The Gods By Olamide
Here is a song I wish would quickly go away. Beautiful rhythm, but this song glorifies rape and abuse of women in all its entirety. Story for the gods is all about getting loaded with local aphrodisiac(Dongoyaro,Monkey Tail and Claro), then going ahead to having a forceful carnal knowledge of a lady. The phrase "Story for the gods" (means to refuse to listen, deaf ears etc) Let's take a look...
CHORUS:
Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail
Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o(Olamide is saying that he is high on those Aphrodisiac)
I want to do sina today, sina today(sina means fornication)
She said she cannot wait o(the girl wants to go home)
She said its getting late o(it's getting late)
She said she want to faint o
Ah, story for the gods(these last four lines needs no explaining. Olamide refuses to listen to her plea)
Now she saying mo r'ogo(she says she is finished)
O ti kan mi l'apa o(he has broken my arms)
O ti kan mi l'eyin o(he has broken my back)
Story for the gods, the gods o( but Olamide would have none of that!)
VERSE 1:
O my God insanity
See your back calamity
Girl I want to have it(ofcourse you know what he wants to have)
Do I need your permit?(and he is invariably saying that he doesn't need her permission to have it)

8. In my bed by Wizkid
It's been long established that this song by Wizkid is a total rubbish, which like the others on this list parades lyrics and verses that have no business whatsoever with one another. The song na real Americana Wonder like he sang... "Americana wonder,The way you whine your body Gimme thunder, I go follow you bumper to bumper Girl, I go follow you bumper to fender,"
(Na Wa o, your body gimme thunder, bumper to fender.. Issorait)...
But the most fraudulent part of the song is where Wizkid continues to sing about wanting a girl's body in his bed, and then suddenly switched to hailing names of some popular figures. You'd have thought he was trying to invite them for a Group Intimacy...
"I want your body sleeping in my bed e, I want your body sleeping in my bed e, You got me going crazy, Oh girl I can't explain it, Your body so insane, Oh girl I can't replace you."
Some of the names he called..Agbaje eleniyan,
Fashola eleniyan,Tinubu eleniyan,Otedola eleniyan,
Baruwa eleniyan, Aliko eleniyan, Saraki eleniyan.
Then next is this part which always gives me stomach ache, because I really don't know what 'serving a living God' has to do with getting a girl's body in your bed and what blessing is there to get..."...Oh blessing follow me everywhere I go, I'm serving the living God,And everywhere I go, all my people show me love,
Just tell me the reason gan"
Ok, so what's the reason gan sef? And on top of all dis matter wey dey ground, wizkid believes that he is amazing.
Hear him.."Oh anytime, they hear my song They say I'm amazing gan".
Well, it's truly amazing that a small boy like him can make so much money and stardom with all that lyrical hogwash. Issorait!

7. Dorobucci by Mavins All-stars
This is probably the biggest hit of 2014. Don Jazzy is a great producer no doubt, but he and his artistes have a history of churning out garbage. Dorobucci is so meaningless some people began to doro-call it doro-occultic. Doro bloody. .Doro
Doro doro do do doro....doro. Where I come from in Oyo state, Doro is that rubber device used in drawing up water from a well.
Unfortunately,this is a country where an artiste will just wake up early in the morning and find out that PHCN has brought back power supply, then out of joy he'll dash straight to the studio to record a song about UP NEPA! He'll call that an inspiration. Even Don Jazzy himself is yet to come out straight about the meaning of Doro, because the truth is that it has no meaning. A lot of people are speaking well of the maturity of Davido's song because the boy knows well to pay for the services of professional songwriters.

6. Shoki by Lil Kesh
I hated this song for a very long time, however I had no choice but to like it after people won't stop playing it everywhere I go. Even the NBC ban did absolutely nothing to stop people from rocking this song which had the artiste mostly screaming "Shoki Ahhh Shoki". Davido however disappointed me this time around for accepting to feature in this kind of song. He ended up chanting the rubbish shoki along with the YBNL crew in the remix.
Hear him;"Oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, and the request say shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya show me shoki, shoki shoki, everybody shoki, shoki shoki, oya shoki, shoki shoki
shoki, shoki shoki... i am looking for that shawty,
with the baddest shoki,
when everybody they shoki,
abi you still dey look for johnny, but if you get case for body, the town will go make you the shawty,david please don't stop it,
i wanna see you drop it now,
for me now, on this ground
oya daun."
Those are the words our generation is digesting and we wonder why over 70% of candidates failed the last private WAEC and there is massive failure especially in English Language.
By my rough count, there is a total of 200 "Shoki ahh Shoki" in this song!

So many ignorant comments on this thread.You guys should read up on unity schools and the purpose it serves.I see nothing wrong in the loopsided cutoff points