maasoap:


This is my surroundings as well but couldn't plant maize as much as I would like to because of goats. Couldn't really lay my hand on water melon seeds. The one I bought was like less than 100 seeds at N4500

I bought a N1,500 water melon from the Aboki on my street...then I playfully asked him in a friendly manner if I could get some seeds because I want to plant them and boom...he promised to get me the seeds and he did for free. You can also try.
He was surprised though, Maybe because I'm a lady

maasoap:
The journey started towards the end of February when I started the clearing of the yet to be developed 5 plots of land around my house.
I have two reasons for doing this:
One: to push the busy around my house back
Two: to get me busy every morning before I go out for the day as I actually have plenty of time on my hand
I equally bought and planted hybrid of water melon among the melon, about 100 seeds for N4500.
This was planted middle of March after the first rain.

Nice .. I'm doing something like this ...
I have Melon farm
Water melon farm
And Maize farm
... although, all in the backyard.
May God bless our hustle this year.

JeAgro477:
farming is my choice as a matter of fact i quit my job as a supervissor in valesco industries in kano in 2012 to face my farming activities and i was doing good till last two years when i lost almost 850k to herdsmen in yagba east locat government in kogi state but that has not changed my mindset towards farming by his grace i'm getting back on my kneels

Please give details bro...
Are you from Yagba East LGA of Kogi State?

ogododo:


https://punchng.com/consumers-lament-as-food-prices-rise-30-in-eight-states/

Post is too long.

Kyng1:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will try to make this as brief as possible.

It happened last two week's Friday, after sleeping with a prostitute, the sex laster about 49 mins and after ejaculation I saw thick red blood all over my dick, it happened that she was on her period, and hide it from me, which she denied that she thought it has completely dried off, I'm mad at myself because I didn't use a condom. "I haven't been using condom with her though, I last had sex with her about a month plus that was the evening of my marriage day, since then I haven't called or had sex with her, until I went back last two weeks Friday.

So after everything, I went home that evening and took 3 cipro tab, next day, my groin was extremely painful and the lymph nodes on my groin swelled. Two days later I developed a mild fever, accompanied by a light headache, bitter mouth and 4 day's later I had sore throat, and swollen lymph nodes on my both under jaws and front of my right ear. Until now my throat is still sore.

I have taken full pack of cipro tab and other drugs but it's not working, I did syphilis text on Saturday and it came back negative, yesterday I went for more text but the lab attendant isn't around, so I met the Dr on duty and explained everything that happened, he told me not to waste my money to conduct more tests that what I have is chicken pox and not an STD infection, I disagreed because I have previously had chicken pox about 11 years ago, although I had just one boil close to my nose back then when I contracted it.

So he gave me these drugs below, I swallowed it last night and applied the lotion, but instead of the boils to dry down, they became more fresher and ripe when I woke up this morning.

I went to another lab this morning and the Dr I met told me that it's chicken pox, he gave me drugs and injection. I'm highly hoping for it to be effective.

Please, Dr's in the house is this really chicken pox? They're all over my face, little on my head, arms, legs, stomach, beards and back.

If it's chicken pox, bathe and drink palm wine...it will clear off in no time. Very fast.

sonssyo:
I couldn't go to work today because I was not feeling fine,however yesterday I bought some items to prepare this;
Stockfish -1500
Dry fish-2000
Okro-700
Pumpkin -200
Uziza-200
Fresh pepper-300
Ogbono-left over, crawfish and others I bulk buy
Total-4,900
And it came out this way
Fellows please come and join me soon location South east,Dubai of Africa to be precise, I be proud Anambrarian

Okro is very expensive these days

post=129622035:


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/04/naira-depreciates-to-n1305-in-parallel-market/

Yam pepe scatter scatter

Useless man

UncleAyo:
A welcome development



https://nta.ng/2024/04/24/president-tinubu-approves-takeoff-of-consumer-credit-scheme/

Tinubu is like the devil.
The devil will never give you anything for free.
When he gives you one, he takes two in return from you.

James4358:
I visited the ministry today. At the old secretariat complex, Area 1 Abuja. I found out that ther are moving unto the next stage of disbursment, which is for those who applied for loans 4rm 500k upwards. Only a fraction of persons were paid that 50k last week, that's less than 50thousand persons out of the millions that applied. My annoyance was why those who applied around November & December where nt paid, but persons who applied abt 3weeks ago got the grant.
i found it hard to bliv. I was thinking it was loss of data for those who applied earlier because of hw useless that site was. They said payments wil continue, but at a later date. May be around the last quarter of the year to me. But whateva happens, be rest assured that billions have been stolen. And more than half of those yet to be paid would nt be paid.
the minister granted an interview yesterday. Read vanguard news for excerpts.

God...
This country is finished.
Thanks for the update.
We go commot mind.

Goppp:
Verified PayPal Account For ₦5000.

Send and Receive money to anywhere in the world with paypal and Payoneer
Paypal money for ₦750 Naira PER DOLLAR 
Whatsapp: +167》.8》80.79》1.74

Are you buying or selling?

Just sentence the Saheed to death by firing squared.
This is terrible 😞

James4358:
I'm visiting the ministry today for update. They cant be drilling crude oil from my backyard & i wont benefit 4rm things like this. Not even one of d persons i applied for have received.

Please kindly update us when you get back.
Thanks

BadNews:


Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/three-die-searching-for-cellphone-in-pit-toilet/%3famp

Na poverty dey cause this kind thing.

James4358:
My brother i've received nothing yet o. Not even the 23persons i registered for. Abi there swear for FG ni... I registered in november abt 2days after the site came up & i verified my NIN In march. But do nt worry, u'll surely get it. No payment was made today. Another batch comes up as states submit their verification to the ministry. Be rest assured u'll be paid.

Same here my brother.
Nobody I know have received. Just people posting online and it seems they all registered few weeks back.

I applied since Dec 2013. I haven't gotten anything. All my siblings also applied around the same time, none of us got anything.
Maybe they are attending to only those that applied 2 weeks ago.
We early birds shenked
It's crazy

Probz:


Thanks so much. Like I say, I’m really not flush myself and have my own financial wahala/issues but I also like to help people, even if I can only afford to do it here and there. Anyone who’s seen the state of current Nigeria would know why. There’s enough suffering going on as it is. Yes, e-dey important to not let yourself be taken for a fool/advantage of (especially in a country like Nigeria) but suffering’s real. And people need to know that there are still some people in this world who would go the extra mile for you when they comfortably can. Not everyone has funny principles about money and is super-tight about what they have. I’m not a fool but I’m not heartless either. There’s a difference between letting yourself be used for 419 and helping people who you know are genuinely struggling. Suffering can never be a myth in Nigeria. Yeah, man can’t really make this too much of a consistent habit but here-and-there it’s still better to give than to receive (and receiving is well-bliss, let’s not lie). I guess I’m just that person.

You will never suffer in life in Jesus name.
You're just a special person sir.
More blessings for you IJN sir

Probz:


I can give you 10,000 Naira and that’s it. I do sympathise with y’all but I’m not in the best financial position myself so this really is gonna have to be the last time for now. I’m going back on me drawing a line under giving more people ogho this time but I’m only doing it once. I can’t keep doing it for a little while now.

Being nice for the sake of being nice with no catch is a rarity in places like Mbaise and Ngor-Okpala but it’s common with people like the Anambra and the Ondo. So you’re lucky. If I was from Mbaise I probably would’ve found a way of using you for blood-ritual by now. Some of those people are truly wicked.

You're a God sent sir.
You will never lack in your life.
Since you always help people, your generations will never beg for food IJN.
Thanks for all you do on here.

Kingwixdom:
Please and please..no training is going on for now

I didn't know when they were applying.
Abeg dey share job updates o

I never get any invitation o! I applied in March.
I pray I get shortlisted for this job.

Celestialsword:


https://punchng.com/abuja-chinese-supermarket-shuts-doors-after-punch-report/?amp

May be they eat human meat in there....who knows?

LocalFARMERS:
Before a regular Police convert to Mobile Police force. There are process he/she must go through. The major obstacle is Tear Gas endurance.

This process is determined by how a regular Police is able to withstand the heavy smoke from a Tear Gas. Any Police who is unable to endure the smoke, is automatically disqualified.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6LEjDK3xSQ

How can I apply?
Na to hold my breath for 2 minutes.

FreeStuffsNG:


https://punchng.com/kenyan-police-arrest-binance-executive-who-escaped-from-nigeria/

Why would Kenya arrest one of their own and extradite to Nigeria of all places over offences he didn't commit personally?
I doubt this Sha...

jmoore:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/04/police-corporal-in-custody-for-killing-aba-biz-man-at-checkpoint/

He has some resemblance with J.J. Okocha

officialwdhtv:
Video of Lagosians being arrested for failing to use a pedestrian bridge.

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry5pk28Nejc

Black Maria 😂
E choke o

@ Probz
Thank you for yesterday sir.
It's been a long while I eat Rice with my fam on a Sunday afternoon.
As you have helped me, you will never lack help and favour in life in Jesus name.
Everything you lay your hands upon shall prosper.
You will not die young..
Sickness will be far from you.
Your account balance will always be in supplus for you in Jesus name 🙏
Thank you once again sir.

1000Capacity:

Thank you and God bless.
I am most grateful

We thank God

Probz:


Listen, I don send you 25k. It might not be super-much and if I fit help more later, I go do so, but for now that’s all I can do. Try and manage that one, o?

Boss...
You no go ever fall.
You will never know shame in your life.
This is the biggest blessing I've got this year.
You will continue to rise above all your enemies.
You will never lack anything good forever.
Amen
Thanks sir.
I really appreciate 🙏

Probz:


The thing is I haven’t even seen that e.-mail yet, only the notification on Nairaland. Please try again.

Seems NL is having issues.
This is my Bank details sir...
Stanbic IBTC
0043779401
Odunayo Bosede
God bless you sir