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@OP: what lola said should be taken to consideration. Thats exactly what I said in my post.
You shouldnt ask how much my wedding cost because we are two different people. While I had mine indoors, you might want yours at the poolside, field or under mango tree. The prices for ever need/want and its complement and substitute vary. Thats why I ask once again 'how much do you have and how many guests are expected?' lets start from there

Dyt:
well d least weddin so far wit 50ppl ll go 4 atleast 800k

You need an Accountant or Economist in your life- literally.

@topic: Give me a total amount of what you have no matter how big or small, tell me the number of guests you are expecting and event planners here would be nice enough to help in a free wedding plan for you.
Congrats!

Ebullient

ifyalways:
lol.Is mid last year "recent" enough?

Who wan carry me go Dubai?Dayo wey dey use ruler measure yam,Agaba that counts meat in the soup pot abi Pres-elect that gets me panties from garage sales

I'm upgrading dis year to loaded guys jare,no more dulling with chewing gum boys-2-men.

The part in bold made me ROFLMAO like Kobojunkie. Reminded me of something from way way back!!!


You guys are still buying cars? Subsidy wahala no reach una?

Glory be to you God

chelseabmw:
are u referring to me?

Refer to you ke? You be referree? Na to the guy wey dey 'tiereODIEROmkpu' I dey 'reference'

iyatrustee:
i swear to God, just for dis singular post, you have earned my vote for moderator of the year 2014!

look at you! Where have you been? *hugs her* Happy new year!

@topic: sey na after 2012, 2013 then 2014? Fine! Oga Mod start counting my votes o, i've started counting. Na me go win for 2014!

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The parts in bold sum up the reason why your posts go off. I sent you a PM sometime in November asking you to stop spamming the board, you ignored me.

You sef don use idea grab seat abi?

Faithful, faithful is our God

dayokanu:
What was his original statement self.

Na wa for this big men always trying to be politically correct

I want to know too

SR will stop at nothing to run this government down. Shut down BIS? Thats rubbish! What percentage of its populace use blackberry? Even if it happens, I doubt it'll have any effect. They may as well shut down all form of communication.

Hehehehehehehe.
É ma ajo akwukwo nwa.
Have you been to Dubai recently?

OAM4J:
Would you also be honored to have me here lecturing young babes on romance, relationships and lovemaking. Trust me am an expect in the field 

thats the way to the brothel potbelliedsugardaddy

---->>>>>

Jarus:
Proud to be the moderator of the largest section in the largest online forum in Africa.

The moderator of Politics section of Nairaland is bigger than the administrators of other Nigerian forums put together.

Mere mention of my position as moderator of Nairaland Politics has opened doors for me in real world.

Who else can boast of this(save for my partner, of course)? Lol

. . .and here I was, thinking of what to include in my resumé.

It'l be more fun if we hold 'classes' here on Nairaland. I dont have an email, should I drop my house address?

Oga Moduretor, abeg, abeg, abeg! Save the advice. You wan deny me pure uncensored entertainment?
What I think you should do is, find Odiaero and give him this link, sit back and share my okpa with me.

We would be honored to have you here, Sir

We are not senseless. We wont do such.

hahahahahaha @ Pastor Robert.

They say i'm adding weight, choi! Gym mode activated.

Ordinary

If it were not for my section, I bet we wont be communicating. There would be no platform to meet and have this cyber flexing.
My section is the most important and boasts of an unlimited flow of scammers. Lol.

My sincere apologies Sir. I am also trying to help thats why I ask.

Father you are so good, blessed be your name

Father you are so good, blessed be your name

Choi!!! Warrashame! I'm so late for a party I threw.

Congratulations great Prof Ola. You are surely without doubt the best online English Professor we have here! I say it with every humility that over the last year i've been[i] in class [/i], i've learnt so much from you. Thank you for your time and presence here. May the new year herald more teachings, more learning and understanding. I appreciate you, I know you know it too.

Playing victim?

I sympathise with you Sir and I pray God consoles you.

Was your wife booked for antenatals in that hospital?
Did she go for her antenatals?
Was she an emergency case on delivery?

The MOD wont be named but if you are a lil bit observant, you'l notice he's been stripped.
Its all good, life goes on.
Happy 2012!

I will continually sing your praise great one. You've been so good to me.

Congrats Missy. Its was an accurate prediction.