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You are by far bigger than what we call you.
You are the King of kings, the ancient of days, the I am.
Be exalted oh God

Really? You are very lucky o. What faculty/dept.?

Calculating my BMI is one of the many things i've learnt from Nairaland. There was this thread on here sometime ago about High BP, thats where somebody taught me.
Its good we keep an eye on our BMI to avoid some avoidable illnesses

Seun: 5 pieces? Did you dismember this poor puppy?

hahahahahaha

Its not my part of my job to do so. I took note of it and recommended it, thats the extent I can go.

gentlegg: Sorryooo, no insults. Please na only job seekers full nairaland?

What prompted this?

macmos: Ok have gone tru it if possible contact me

This is what I frown at!
She has brought a problem here, you have the solution, solve it here for Christ's sake. Dont take it out of Nairaland. It makes me think somebody is about to scam somebody.
Lets deal with all issues here on this thread.

Doesnt have to have the same title. It addresses what yours aim to address.
If I let your thread fly now, it will be derailed because current admission is still ongoing.

A letter straight to the VC? Na wa o.
Wish you all the best

Lets continue here. Its more informative and even came before yours.
Cheers.
https://www.nairaland.com/1107551/university-abuja-shut-down

So the protests would make NUC accredite it? This will soon lead to something messy

Odi ka oge mga ejii pua na threadia e rugo

Thank you.

Poor woman! This one has taught her the hard way never to take a man at face value.

What a mighty God you are!

Still corkyJ

ayobase: Whats good for the goose might not always be good for the gander afterall!

Break it down

Did you just drop from errm. . . errm Jupiter?

So they resumed last week?

Noted. Thank you, Sir.

fellis: How can it confirm your belief in trinity when Islam strongly condemns the concept of trinity?
The use of plural does not mean that God is trinity, that is just the way royalty address themselves, it has always been that way with kings and queens. They use 'we' or 'us' or 'our' when talking about no one but themselves.
Try to read a history book one of these days.

save your lecture ma'am. I ask for a verse(s) only.

I have so many accents. I am also very bad in pronounciations that atimes I say 'her' like 'hair', bucket like 'bockit', nurse like 'nes', donkey like 'dunkey'. Very annoying igbo, hausa, yoruba, ghana mix-up accent.

SMH.

ItsModella: I had to unstrike this cos it makes too much sense.

If you are quoting me, quote me completely.

lawrenzoo: I have been married for six months and I am in a very big dilemma especially so because I am a Christian. My husband is a pastor whiles I am a chorister.
On the night of our wedding, he insisted that, we pray and give thanks to God. We held long hours of prayer and to be honest with you I was very disappointed. The next day came and he told me that, he has a clear direction from God that, we need to wait for directions as to when we can start getting intimate. It's been one excuse after the other and it has been over six months.
He buys me gifts and makes sure I am comfortable but we have never had intimate relations in all the six months we've been married. I got infuriated and reported him to our counselor who spoke to us but things remained the same. This time round I went to the pastor in charge and upon questioning, my husband admitted that, he is totally impotent and cannot get his manhood up.
I was gripped with fear and shock. When asked how long he had had the problem, he said it's been about7 years. I asked why he did not tell me but lied to me. He said he took a wife by faith, believing that, taking that bold step and 'believing the things that be not as though they were” as the Bible puts it could bring him healing…
Bola, I was hurt and disappointed. I've kept this to myself and feel it is time to speak up. When asked what he wants me to do, he said he wants me to stand with him in prayers and fight the situation. Bola, I don't see myself doing this. I have been asked to be considerate and remember my vows that say “for better, for worse”. But I took these vows out of deception. How long will this last? His situation s I found out is very medically challenging.
Bola I am a very sad and confused person. What will I say is the reason I got out of the marriage? He will be a public ridicule if I ever give the right reasons. Already, ever since we met with the pastor, he finds it difficult to go to church. It is tough. I can tell he is embarrassed and broken but I can't put my own life on hold for him especially so considering the fact that he lied to me. Please ask your listeners to help me out of this. I would like to enjoy intimacy and have children.
Timeli

If only you had tested this rod before 'I Do' and just like David, fall before God in repentance. God would have forgiven you and then you would have known the truth and never married this 'fele-fele'
As it is now, marriage is 'for better for worse' i'll advice you to learn the art of smooching with your man. Use all your body parts and buy from madam CC the external parts that he doesnt have and enjoy sex. Adopt a baby and remain happy.

[s]even in my next world, I must service my husband to be very very well before the big day. I dont believe in abstinence and I hate surprises. This is to avoid such 'stories that touch the heart'[/s]