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tobimillar:
Just passing by.... but please do you have pin mouth charger?

See them, we miss u guys sir

No matter how much we hate them, we will
surely miss them. Nairaland is a platform where
we have different types of people coming to
share, agree, disagree, derail some topics. Most of
these people made this place a better site to visit
often and now let me take you back to the
memory lane and remember some people who
made this plaCe interesting but seems to have
gone on an exile.
1) The GARRI Dealers : These people have
nothing meaningful to talk about except issues
concerning garri, they will open a thread to ask us
the price of Garri in the market, or sometimes
wanting to know how a certain post affects the
price of Garri in the market. (how does this affects the price of garri in the market ). it's been a while we see them and I think some of us miss them because they put smiles on our faces with different jokes they make out of garri issues. (They might come back to ask me how my post affects the price of garri in the market )
2) The Just Passing Bye Crew : We can call them the trekkers also, they move from one post to another just to let us know they were passing bye. These sets of people are never serious with any serious post on nairaland. if you are very observant, you will notice that, they could write "just passing bye "on over 15 front page threads
daily. wherever they are now, I hope and believe
they have gotten to their final destinations.
3) The French Men : Just early this year they
were very active here on Nairaland. They were
our brothers who live in Nigeria but usually claim
to be from France. we don't do this in France, I
have never heard of that in France etc. Those were
their comments. I wish them well in France or
wherever they claim to be.
4)America Will Know : I don't need to tell us the
founder of this great statement but to God be the
glory, she had many children here on nairaland
who always write on people's post how
Americans will know everything about us. Seems
America has stopped knowing and that Is why we
haven't seen them for a while.
5)Thunder doing Press Up Team : whenever these
people come online, they are here for a fight,
telling their fellow nairalander how the thunder
that would fire him or her is still doing Press up.
Maybe due to ban or their thunder might have
fired them after the press up, that is why they
have been missing.
6) Oga At The Top : Chai, the man really hear am
for this place, every post that needed an urgent
response could not be answered to because those
that commented on it would claim that only their
oga at the top is answerable to the question
asked. yeye people. The rest is history now.
7)Diaris God Team : We all know there is God,yet
they come on nairaland to derail people's post all
because you want to mimick our former mama (I
didn't mention name ooo, it could be NCCF
mama ) wherever these people are,i want you to
know that Chai, diaris God oooooo.
8]Commentary reserving Teams : Instead of reserving their comments, they will tell us "i comment my reserve " yet there is nothing notable to read from
them. If u were part of this team, I comment my
reserve for you.
9)The Tecno Ambassadors : There was a time
every post about tecno hits front page, if u like
write,! how to remove your tecno battery " it will
hit front page and also generate Lot of
disagreement from nairalanders. Every comments
made about Tecno generates lot of Likes those
days . where are these ambassadors? Are they in
China? The tecno, Samsung, blackberry
ambassadors... I hail thee! how market?
notable mentions to the omo oniles(land owners )
I couldn't write on them because we still have
them, seems they have come to stay because
there is an upgrade to their name now, u can call
them the introverts.... #stealing is not corruption
,#I was here ,pin mouth charger crew etc
Fellow Nairalanders, I have tried, abeg add yours
to remind us of our long forgotten friends who
were once here .

front page material

I no blame baba, konji na bastard #activeLibido

lobatan

These people are like maize in a covered bottle, the chicken will just be there to observe it.... can't do anything with it.

IN other news, read type of people we missed on nairaland www.nairaland.com/2583818/types-people-missed-nairaland

leeme just comment but I so much hate marketing job in Nigeria

News that make front page this days are sad news... back to the topic, what a sad news

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freshRaymond:
Nw dats funny.. buh Tools has it all nd also has good personality

Are u her boo? or a relative? abi associate ? how come u knew she has a good personality, don't judge a book by it's cover!!! Tools Oniru or Onimaggi?

Geofavor:
Lol.

But these are mere observations. You have to formulate a hypothesis for each of them.
After that, carry out experiments for each of them.
If the results match your hypotheses over and over, then you can publish your discovery as a THEORY.
After a while, it will become a law.


So, get to work. God help you

Me abi? Make I formulate hypothesis, say who die?

You can't have it all, how true is this?

Here are 10 laws that Isaac
Newton forgot to share with the
world
1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change
queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one
you are in now.
**********
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you
dial a wrong number, you never
get an engaged one.
**********
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin
to itch.
**********
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any
tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
**********
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the
boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tyre, the
next morning you will have a flat
tire.
**********
6. BATH THEOREM: When the body
is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
**********
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The
probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to
be seen with. The probability of
bumping into someone that you
are trying to avoid is equally as
high.
**********
8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you
try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will!
**********
9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The
severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
**********
10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you
sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the
coffee is cold.
**********

cc: lalasticlala

afamjb:
Nice throw back here.... I cant forget how samson killed a lion in d bible coz of dis story book.. D graphics was too much for me then sotey na only dat part i dey always read watch.

I could still remember the diagram vividly, how Samson opened the mouth of lion with his long hair, and how he destroyed the temple. I also love the garden of Eden pictures, where lions and elephants were friend of man

nedupel:
Men dis book has tey.#90's
FCT nedupel

many amongst the indomie generations might have no idea about it

PapaNnamdi:
dat was how one girl in my compound bleeped me every afternoon because of this,

jeezzzz, this is not funny but am laughing

As a teenager,apart from reading educational books such as Ali and Simbi, Edet, Agbo, Mr Bassey and so on, this book below is another favorite book to read. It is not just a Book, it contains the word of God in an easy to understand method. Even if you don't know how to read, looking at the pictures alone is understable. I really enjoy reading it, Did you?

Cc: lalasticlala ishilove OAM4J

Annstar:
Maybe


Buh am also a teacher and would want my students to love me too.

so am doing everything possible to achieve that

OH, I see.... that's nice

NeduLuiZ:
Haha some teachers could be a pain in the arse

Yes ooo my brother,even some lecturers

In Memory Of All Those
Who Love Their Teachers!
A Guy Calls His Teacher
But Gets The Teacher's
Wife Instead
Speaking Sadly She Said
He Died Last Week
The Next Day Boy Calls
Again and Asks for Teacher
His Wife Replies "I Told
U He Died Last Week"
Next Day Again The Boy
Calls and Ask for The
Teacher
By This Time wife Gets
Upset and Shouts
"I'V ALREADY TOLD U
THAT MY HUSBAND YOUR
TEACHER DIED LAST
WEEK! WHY DO U KEEP
CALLING?
Boy Replies
"I LOVE TO HEAR IT
AGAIN AND AGAIN"

cc: lalasticlala ishilove Richiez olawalebabs Fynestboi

TanZania Africa? na hin fine like this? chai ,it's good to travel

Yustash001:
She looks like Funke Akindele...

FUNKE akindele? it is well with ur soul

Ideye

iniesta

Upson.. ..... In other news, Taribu abi taribo?

okocha

iker Casillas

I really don't know where to post this on this forum....
For those guys that go to a girl's wall to thank
her for accepting their friend requests please stop
doing that...I dey shame for una. For the love of
chilled Lacasera and Gala pls stop it lol. The
worst part is, they don't even say it correctly.
You will visit a girl's wall and you will see things
like:
*Thanks for the acceptment *Thanks for the
acceptation. *Thank you for acceptizing my
request.
*Thanks for being acceptive.
I even saw one recently..
"Thanks for accepting my request. May God bless
you and your family, anything you seek you shall
find. Any weapon fashioned against you shall not
prosper. Every evil obstacle will be diverted
IJN.....Amen!!!

Guys who do this are perverts!

cc : ishilove lalasticlala

Shearer

Fellow Nairaland, The Game Is Called 'THE LAST Man STANDING"!

Here is the procedure.
I'll give a player's name and all you need to do is
give another player's name that begins with the
last letter of the player's name I gave earlier.
Example (Adebayor (R) is the last letter here, your
answer should begin with 'R' 'R'ooney,'R'oberto
etc)
Now let's start the game, show us what you have
got and let's see who will be the last man
standing.
I start with COSTA

cc : lalasticlala ishilove seun

Drabeey:
wch cele for one ado

international cathedral Joyce B, baba nunayon's church

The book of psalm122 Verse 1 says I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the LORD. It's another Sunday and its a time to worship our Lord and saviour, therefore where are you worshipping him today? Mine is Celestial Church Of Christ, Oke Ado Parish Ibadan. over to you, kip it rolling
cc : lalasticlala ishilove