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No matter how much we hate them, we will
surely miss them. Nairaland is a platform where
we have different types of people coming to
share, agree, disagree, derail some topics. Most of
these people made this place a better site to visit
often and now let me take you back to the
memory lane and remember some people who
made this place interesting but seems to have
gone on an exile.
1) The GARRI Dealers : These people have
nothing meaningful to talk about except issues
concerning garri, they will open a thread to ask us
the price of Garri in the market, or sometimes
wanting to know how a certain post affects the
price of Garri in the market. (how does this
affects the price of garri in the market ). it's been a while we see them and I think some of us miss them because they put smiles on our faces with
different jokes they make out of garri issues. (They might come back to ask me how my post affects the price of garri in the market )
2) The Just Passing Bye Crew : We can call them
the trekkers also, they move from one post to
another just to let us know they were passing
bye.
These sets of people are never serious with any
serious post on nairaland. if you are very
observant, you will notice that, they could write "just passing bye "on over 15 front page threads
daily. wherever they are now, I hope and believe
they have gotten to their final destinations.
3) The French Men : Just early this year they
were very active here on Nairaland. They were
our brothers who live in Nigeria but usually claim
to be from France. we don't do this in France, I
have never heard of that in France etc. Those
were their comments. I wish them well in France or
wherever they claim to be.
4)America Will Know : I don't need to tell us the
founder of this great statement but to God be the
glory, she had many children here on nairaland
who always write on people's post how Americans will know everything about us. Seems America has stopped knowing and that Is why we haven't seen them for a while.
5)Thunder doing Press Up Team : whenever these
people come online, they are here for a fight, telling their fellow nairalander how the thunder that would fire him or her is still doing Press up. Maybe due to ban or their thunder might have fired them after the press up, that is why they have been missing.
6) Oga At The Top : Chai, the man really hear am
for this place, every post that needed an urgent response could not be answered to because those
that commented on it would claim that only their oga at the top is answerable to the question asked. yeye people. The rest is history now.
7)Diaris God Team : We all know there is God,yet
they come on nairaland to derail people's post all
because you want to mimick our former mama (I
didn't mention name ooo, it could be NCCF
mama ) wherever these people are,i want you to
know that Chai, diaris God oooooo.
8]Commentary reserving Teams : Instead of reserving their comments, they will tell us "i comment my reserve " yet there is nothing notable to read from them. If u were part of this team, I comment my reserve for you.
9)End Time Things : Do I need to remind you
about these people,seems they are already coming back on nairaland,they tell us every news on nairaland is a sign of end time. I think you are
aware that this post itself is a sign of End time.
10)The Tecno Ambassadors : There was a time
every post about tecno hits front page, if u like
write,! how to remove your tecno battery " it will
hit front page and also generate Lot of disagreement from nairalanders. Every comments
made about Tecno generates lot of Likes those
days . where are these ambassadors? Are they in
China? The tecno, Samsung, blackberry
ambassadors... I hail thee! how market?
notable mentions to the omo oniles(land owners )
I couldn't write on them because we still have
them, seems they have come to stay because
there is an upgrade to their name now, u can call
them the introverts.... #stealing is not corruption
,#I was here ,pin mouth charger crew etc Fellow Nairalanders, I have tried, abeg add yours to remind us of our long forgotten friends who
were once here .
Mods : I really do not know where this thread is
supposed to be posted, kindly accept my apology
for putting it here. it might actually be a sign of
end time...... lalasticlala Seun

with seyi law.....

more

it was a remarkable event filled with mixed feelings for me,I got a text message from Glo inviting me for this event in Ibadan and I was so elated to be there. On getting to the event center at Jogor Centre in Ibadan,my countenance changed because the crowd I met on queue was nothing to write home about. I saw some people climbing the fence just to catch a glimpse of the event while the queue from jogor Centre actually reached shoprite area. Since I was born, I have never experienced a tear gas scenario before but to God be the glory, the security men showed me what it is to be tear gassed. I couldn't breathe well,water was pouring from my eyes and everybody we met there had to leave the queue and find a solution to the pain we were experiencing. If I had stayed In my house I wouldn't have been tear gassed. There was also something the security men held in their hand, that thing was like an electric shock gun, many people in the front the queue had a feel of it. Seyi Law made my day by allowing Us to take a selfie with him just few minutes after being tear gassed, After my struggling and hustling, I was able to make it to the hall and I really enjoyed myself . KOREDE Bello, bash, bovi, seyi law and saheed Osupa made my day while Julius Agu was booed off the stage,he seems to have lost it. These are some of the pictures I could take at the event, Ibadan how was your experience?

Just For Fun....
Olamide - Obeisant

My Alma mater

I won't be eating at parties again, make atenuje no kill me

Was listening to a program on Radio, splash FM Ibadan, and a question was asked by the presenter asking the difference between a magic and miracle and no one seems to be able to get it as at the time of writing this post. Lots of hilarious answers were given but yours sincerely also doesn't know the difference. To the gurus out there, pls give us your insight, let's educate ourselves.

ennyscongy:
Marafaka olodo oshi

you must be high on osogbo weed...... Awon stalker wayray...u Don wash toilet?

Enough of this,God takeover, our soldiers cannot do this alone ....... I wonder how people will be living in fear over there in borno. what a sad news to end the day...
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Just When you think the war is over

op, I get scared easily, I am too respectful.......... that's all..
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.Read Types Of People We Missed On Nairaland. https://www.nairaland.com/2609879/10-types-people-missed-nairaland

what if I tell you that I don't know her
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As a teenager,apart from reading educational books
such as Ali and Simbi, Edet, Agbo, Mr Bassey and so
on, this book below is another favorite book to read. It
is not just a Book, it contains the word of God in an
easy to understand method. Even if you don't know
how to read, looking at the pictures alone is
understable. I really enjoy reading it, Did you? What was your favourite Story of this book. Mine was how Samson killed a Lion.

This is a counter thread to what I read earlier on nairaland. firstly, I need to let you know that I attend a church that condemns wearing of trousers or making use of items designed for other sex. But this topic and obligation has always baffled me. Did Bible actually said women should not wear trouser? I would say No.... The book of Deuteronomy 22: 5says: “The woman shall not wear that which pertains to a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”...... During the Olden days, what people mostly wear is robes, even our lord Jesus Christ wore robes, now a days, if I should wear a robe, people would think I am mad, while some will say it belongs to women. For crying out lord, women have their trousers eg leggings, etc no sane man would go to the market to buy ladies trouser because when you wear it people would actually know this belongs to women . I am not a bible scholar but I believe women have their trousers and it doesn't befit men to wear them. Pls criticise me constructively if you do not agree with my opinion..... lalasticlala OAM4J

Damager:
op u b newbie if u nor knw my crew

#TEAMGetRichOrDieTrying

Lol, think I remember them

I know some politicians are on nairaland, they r reading this
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Things countryman do to each other ontop visa....... I just wish Nigeria go better soonest.....
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2dillu2:
Pinshure of them doing this or... .....

Adonbelivit

hmmmm

I know we are all bound to die but that was a cruel way to die...... I really dunno what to say, countenance has changed..... Nkan ti a ma je la nwa lo, olorun maje a pade nkan ti o je WA....... May their souls rest in peace

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.Everything shouldn't be about bad news, to light up your day, kindly read TYPES OF PEOPLE WE MISSED ON NAIRALAND..... www.nairaland.com/2609879/10-types-people-missed-nairaland

And when the come back, in an occasion, MC will be like ladies and gentlemen, here comes ALHAJA Fathia Balogun and ALHAJA DAYO Amusa..... May God answer their prayers and grant people who wish to go to mecca the opportunity of being there.

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cassyrooy:
Those Garri Crew and the French guys made me laugh alot.

























But when LadyF, Introvert and the FTC Crew gain admission, i/we will miss them too.

Gain admission? lmao.... very funny

hmmm

Buhari Body Odour (lol) ...... I am here to read comments.
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read TYPES OF PEOPLE WE MISSED ON NAIRALAND... www.nairaland.com/2609879/10-types-people-missed-nairaland

What of Mr Patrick Obanigbon abi what is his surname? That man whose vocabulary can wake Lazarus again.
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.Read TYpes of People We Missed On Nairaland.
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shoro niyen? oya mi lenu

Mia and Eva? Oyinbo yaff colonised our children's name. ..nice one....... Ejire.... ti n BA bi ejire ooo, inu mi a dun ooooooo..... (if I give birth to twin ,I will be glad ) in other news, read types OF PEOPLE WE MISSED ON NAIRALAND.
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www.nairaland.com/2609879/10-types-people-missed-nairaland

No matter how much we hate them, we will
surely miss them. Nairaland is a platform where
we have different types of people coming to
share, agree, disagree, derail some topics. Most of
these people made this place a better site to visit
often and now let me take you back to the
memory lane and remember some people who
made this plaCe interesting but seems to have
gone on an exile.
1) The GARRI Dealers : These people have
nothing meaningful to talk about except issues
concerning garri, they will open a thread to ask us
the price of Garri in the market, or sometimes
wanting to know how a certain post affects the
price of Garri in the market. (how does this affects
the price of garri in the market ). it's been a while
we see them and I think some of us miss them
because they put smiles on our faces with different
jokes they make out of garri issues. (They might
come back to ask me how my post affects the price
of garri in the market )
2) The Just Passing Bye Crew : We can call them
the trekkers also, they move from one post to
another just to let us know they were passing bye.
These sets of people are never serious with any
serious post on nairaland. if you are very observant,
you will notice that, they could write "just passing
bye "on over 15 front page threads
daily. wherever they are now, I hope and believe
they have gotten to their final destinations.
3) The French Men : Just early this year they
were very active here on Nairaland. They were
our brothers who live in Nigeria but usually claim
to be from France. we don't do this in France, I
have never heard of that in France etc. Those were
their comments. I wish them well in France or
wherever they claim to be.
4)America Will Know : I don't need to tell us the
founder of this great statement but to God be the
glory, she had many children here on nairaland
who always write on people's post how
Americans will know everything about us. Seems
America has stopped knowing and that Is why we
haven't seen them for a while.
5)Thunder doing Press Up Team : whenever these
people come online, they are here for a fight,
telling their fellow nairalander how the thunder
that would fire him or her is still doing Press up.
Maybe due to ban or their thunder might have
fired them after the press up, that is why they
have been missing.
6) Oga At The Top : Chai, the man really hear am
for this place, every post that needed an urgent
response could not be answered to because those
that commented on it would claim that only their
oga at the top is answerable to the question
asked. yeye people. The rest is history now.
7)Diaris God Team : We all know there is God,yet
they come on nairaland to derail people's post all
because you want to mimick our former mama (I
didn't mention name ooo, it could be NCCF
mama ) wherever these people are,i want you to
know that Chai, diaris God oooooo.
8]Commentary reserving Teams : Instead of
reserving their comments, they will tell us "i
comment my reserve " yet there is nothing notable
to read from
them. If u were part of this team, I comment my
reserve for you.
9)End Time Things : Do I need to remind you about these people, they tell us every news on nairaland is a sign of end time. I think you are aware that this post itself is a sign of End time.
10)The Tecno Ambassadors : There was a time
every post about tecno hits front page, if u like
write,! how to remove your tecno battery " it will
hit front page and also generate Lot of
disagreement from nairalanders. Every comments
made about Tecno generates lot of Likes those
days . where are these ambassadors? Are they in
China? The tecno, Samsung, blackberry
ambassadors... I hail thee! how market?
notable mentions to the omo oniles(land owners )
I couldn't write on them because we still have
them, seems they have come to stay because
there is an upgrade to their name now, u can call
them the introverts.... #stealing is not corruption
,#I was here ,pin mouth charger crew etc
Fellow Nairalanders, I have tried, abeg add yours
to remind us of our long forgotten friends who
were once here .
Mods : I really do not know where this thread is supposed to be posted, kindly accept my apology for putting it here. it might actually be a sign of end time...... lalasticlala Seun

Wow, nice sittings ,This is how we sit in France..... I love this kind of sittings whenever i am fully prepared for an exams, no one will distract or disturb u. But whenever I am not prepared especially calculations exams, na to read psalms oooooo, I shall lift up my head to the hills, where shall my help come from?.
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Read types of people we missed on Nairaland. www.nairaland.com/2609879/10-types-people-missed-nairaland

OK poop, tell me another lie

Ex President Jonathan their Hero............. Fashola dere roles models (in jenifa's voice) even Abacha's family said they can never be poor as dangote, now I understand what being poor really means, Jonathan does not have money indeed... wanna be poor like aliko dangote's assets.
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Ok