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At least na Mikel get injury. The worst news could have been if I get injury cos nigeria really needs me this time.........

Sincerely this machine has been in existence for a while... My grandfather did it when he travelled to england and the machine predicted month and year he's going to die... Though the machine predicted October but he actually died november but it was the exact year... Note : the machine only predicts natural death,accident , gun shots etc are not included. I wouldn't want to do mine

Danhumprey: Racism!!! When would it end

It will end when we stop choosing bold 5 WHITE over Bold 5 Black.... Wen we stop separating white cloths and black cloths from eachother while washing(let's wash dem 2geda)

dplomaticVal: It s mindboggling tht sm dummies here tht havnt evn seen the four walls of a classroom bfr are amongst the peeps ranting racism ,wht do u guys knw is racism?For pete's sake the salesgirl ws nvr in any way tryin to intimidate or feel superior to Winfrey because of her skin color!!!. The price of the bag Winfrey wntd to purchase was too exorbitant (equivalent to the price of a car). so the salesgirl ws only tryin to advise her as a client to go for a cheap affordable commodity because she nvr knew that Winfrey is a moneybag. so it is foolhardy for anyone to translate wht happened in zurich as racism.

Pls sir/ma, were u present at d scene of d event? Also can u please give us good reasons why a sales girl will stop potential customers from buying expensive things or are u the salesperson?

[quote author=Reuben.Abati]That is why I always say, don't judge a book by its cover.

Oya, Nairaland prayer warriors, I hand it over to you. [/quote]We are here: May God almighty curb racism away for us in dis world.... May he change d colour of any racist to colorless.... In jesus name I pray...

PATRICK OBAHIAGBON is at it again, here is his opinion on ongoing ASUU strike

This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable
apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,
cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence
of mobocracy.
With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a
kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is
enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum.
Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret
ologomabia.

Fellow nairalander, I think the essence of communication is for people to understand what you are saying, abeg is this man really communicating?

I just feel like "wow, I just got popular"..... At least people can notice me henceforth...

talktimi: So many nutheads on NL, how can a minor operation lead to someones death ? SMH. In other news, the surgery is definitely going to take place abroad and not igbobi just to advertise the failure in Nigeria's healthcare delivery system. Get well soon bro

Oga, dere is no minor operation wen the third parties are involve.... May we not see ija aye

Please some of my friends are enjoying free BIS on etisalat since over 6months, yet am here paying 1000 naira monthly... How can I also start enjoying this free bis without attracting any charges

Papaphobia – fear of the Pope

at church , mosque, shrine or where?

Please my sister is writing lasu post utme and she was told to re-print the form again(3 days before exam) and we got a text message dat exam is 26 and 27..... We have checked d site to reprint but dere was no additional information dere . Pls any information on that? Also, what date was fixed for marketing post ume exam and the time pls, cos we don't have d time-table... Thanks

While I was busy sweeping my room today, I mistakenly fell my bible from the table where it was kept,immediately I picked the bible and hit it on my head 3 times based on what we do while we were small in my church,but something came to my mind immediately, should hitting the bible or quaran on the head the solution? What will happen if I don't hit it on my head? Also, there is this belief that u have to go on fasting if this actually occurred,how true is this? Pls let's hear ur views

@ OP ,Did u say enjoy their life? What are they enjoying please,free midnite call abi wetin ?

Mogidi: @Oduntan Gabriel

Do you sometimes use "Eko ile" as your moniker?

No I don't ooo

[quote author=slim fit ]Thanks now so what should we do now after you have taking this picture now ?[/quote]Join me at my church " Celestial Church of christ for thanksgiving

[quote author=bbpreye.]Some people need deliverance.
the stench of yaba left is all over this thread..
especially the OP.[/quote]You go dere often for medical right?

PDPwayoo: Watin dey make most faces in naija have too much oil. My broda, try to use facial foam and facial scrub during shower. Its cheap but most people dont know about it.

Are u telling us this from experience? I think you should advise the governor too...

The Governor while delivering his lecture

A pre-birthday organised for the governor by the school alumni

Ernest Sonekan former head of state also part of the guest @ the event
Note: all these pictures were included to prove that it wasn't a photoshop

Hope u can see dat he was aware that I took the picture because he actually view the pics while I was cherishing it with a colleague.

It doesn't come often to be standing closely with the governors in nigeria but I thank my lucky star I was able to do what we call in lagos "attachee" by ensuring I move to where the governor was standing at the lagos state university auditorium where he came to deliver a speech on "Good governance a tool for the revitalisation of the socio cultural values"which was organised by the university alumni without the awareness of the security men to take a quick shot with him. Forgive me if the governor wasn't looking @ the camera, I will tell him next time to do so.

46arcadez: What does this mean "enirere kan ko si"
I wil lik to knw

Mark 10 vs 18. Jesus said to him, "Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone (enirere kan kosi is a yoruba sentence that simply means No one is good)

deeptesting: Gabriel your Uncle wants to sleep you are free to go to Amusement park and play with your friends but make sure you come back early...

Make sure u wake up early, you are washing the car tomorrow, remember we are going for service

Evanisgud: u are sick upstairs.

You are sick downstairs...

deeptesting: I will not engage you because you are a minor. Did you read how the process of given the woman the job was compromised without following due process, meaning that if your father,Mother,Brother or Sister is qualified for that job he/she will not get it.......I am happy you said in your earlier post that his conduct is unethical....SMH

And yet u took ur precious tyme to state all dis for a minor? Yes I read it and did u know this is nigeria where anything can happen? I pray u don't step on powerful shoes, Please grow up bro

deeptesting: You must be a bandit.........tomorrow you will begin to complain why things are not working in Nigeria...How old are you?

Mr saint, please can u tell me ur achievement and how things have been working for u?

solomon111: bullshitt.
If you must work in the public sector,especially a very sensitive post as the CBN governor,then you are expected to be a saint.

Says who? Tell me a saint u knw, even jesus christ said "enirere kan ko si"

Soooooooooooo? Who amongst u is a saint? Though this is unethical but most of us criticizing this man have skeletons in our cupboard...

Ajise bi oyo lanri, oyo o se bi baba enikankan(oyo the pacesetter)

Boko haram abi wetin u call ur name? If u guys are winning as u claimed , there would be no noise of calling on ur afganisthan,pakistan brodas to come to ur aid.... It shows Nigeria army are on top of their game,.... Long live nigeria army.... Boko haram me self dey come soon to come arrest that ur foolish boss!!!! Abeg na play I dey play ooo