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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by OfeAchi: 12:16am On Feb 01
Jeje247:
And not score. That boy need to go beg his ancestors
And he still missed a penalty!

He definitely needs to be washed in a river

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Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Morocco: AFCON Round Of 16 (2 - 0) On 30th January 2024 by OfeAchi: 8:49am On Jan 31
yinkeys:

1st position group winners in this tournament are all going home next
Semi-finals
Nigeria v South Africa
Côte d’Ivoire v Guinée
Super Eagles Pigeons are gonna crash out against Angola.
The Angola National team are one of the most formidable. They attack as a pack and defend as a pack!

FT: NGA 0: 2 ANG
Sports / Re: AFCON: Super Eagles Players Celebrate Their Win Against Cameroon (Pics/Video) by OfeAchi: 11:26pm On Jan 28
Oboto700:
You guys that were saying rubbish about this team, during the group stages should hide your head in shame.. shame to you all.
Super Crows would not reach finals. They do not possess the quality of a finalist.

The upcoming game against Angola would end goalless after 120 minutes. Nigerian team would get knocked out via shootouts.

Stake minimum of 5k.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by OfeAchi: 8:40pm On Jan 22
Angelfrost:


Nah... We defended massively, but had quick counterattacks which served us well.

This current squad can't even counter.

Are we gonna defend and bore stronger teams into submission from knockout to final?!!

Is that supposed to be the mentality of people intending to win such an important trophy?!!

This is disappointing tbh.
I think you are getting it all wrong. Nigeria is not in this tournament to win the trophy. The goal is to reach quarter finals. And we are still on track.
Autos / Re: ##ABUJA CHEAP CARS....(within 15m-1.5M). √√Drop Your Orders!!! by OfeAchi: 7:51pm On Jan 17
austinceasar:


Any ride??...even if nah 2006 corolla??
yes
Travel / Re: Oyo Govt Urge Residents Around Blast Site To Leave Homes, Check Into Hotels by OfeAchi: 8:17am On Jan 17
State Government will settle? When will that be?
Ok. Look for a 5 star hotel suite and move in

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Autos / Re: ##ABUJA CHEAP CARS....(within 15m-1.5M). √√Drop Your Orders!!! by OfeAchi: 12:51am On Jan 17
austinceasar:



Goodmorning boss...Car has been sold.
I need a ride that has not been used more than six months on Nigerian roads.

Budget is 3.5M

Location Lagos.
Sports / Re: "We Will Cage The Super Eagles Attack" - Cote D'ivoire Coach, Gasset by OfeAchi: 10:02pm On Jan 16
This is nothing but the truth. Super Eagles Chickens are nothing but a toothless beakless entity.
Osimhom has lost his scoring boots.
Ndidi is injured.
Boniface is injured
Sadiq is injured.
Chukwueze is not Reliable.

The boys would loose by 2 nil to CIV.
Then proceed to play a goalless draw in the final round game.

Stake, Stake Stake!

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Car Talk / Re: Rolls-Royce Boat Tail Is The Most Expensive Car In The World in 2023 by OfeAchi: 6:00pm On Dec 26, 2023
Pfftt!! sad

Until they come up with a car that can transform into an airplane, these cars are just over hyped, waste of funds.

I have a rolls Royce which I donated to Charity earlier this year.

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Celebrities / Re: I Was Called ‘item Seven’ In Dubai, Toke Makinwa Shares COP28 Experience by OfeAchi: 5:50pm On Dec 26, 2023
angry

Well, her kpekus must really be tasty.
I heard certain politicians who has devoured her, giving testimony of how tight, wet and succulent her merchandise were.

One of my goals for 2024 is to save up to 2 million, then invite her over for a chit chat. We could probably Netflix and chill in my deluxe 2bed apartment. cool
Politics / Re: Wike Gifts A Little Boy A Bundle Of Naira Notes In Port Harcourt (Video) by OfeAchi: 12:32pm On Dec 25, 2023
angry
All these gestures of gimmick and unscrupulousness would not prevent you from being disgraced and politically retired.
SIM card is gonna take you to the cleaners.
Rivers indigenes are no longer behind you wiked wike!

You shall face a worse fate than Amaechi, the former lion of Ubima, who is now the church rat of Ikwerre.

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Car Talk / Re: TOYOTA COROLLA: A Wise Choice Decision To Make In Nigeria Today? by OfeAchi: 5:27pm On Dec 21, 2023
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Crime / Re: New Female Tenants Kidnaps 4 Children From Different Parents In Umuahia by OfeAchi: 8:52am On Dec 18, 2023
I can bet 2milliion that the said tenants are from the skull mining region if Nigeria.
No more skulls to mine in brown roof republic, so they decided to expand into the erosion republic.

NG_Police should get rid of these miscreants.
Nigeria must be great again!

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Travel / Re: Our Aircraft Was Not Faulty, The GPU Was Unserviceable - Air Peace by OfeAchi: 7:37pm On Dec 15, 2023
The said passenger must be an affonja miscreant, spreading rascality.

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Celebrities / Re: "Why I Can’t Date Or Marry Man That Can Cook" – Former GWR Holder Hilda Baci by OfeAchi: 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2023
Benwallt:
Hilda is jokiing but who dey deck Emmanuella? The girl don grow well.
You must be a perv!
Emmanuella is still a young virgin. And would remain so until she walks down the aisle with her hubby.

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Celebrities / Re: "Why I Can’t Date Or Marry Man That Can Cook" – Former GWR Holder Hilda Baci by OfeAchi: 2:53pm On Dec 14, 2023
pocohantas:
I agree. I am not thrilled by men that claim they can cook scatter. Cook enough to survive and keep shut. All the muscle God gave you, you want to use it to be cutting onions and waterleaf?

Go and learn how to code or fly an aeroplane.
Then I will be impressed.

I can cook, I can cook. Next thing you see them adding thyme inside okra soup.
I am fullstack coder. And I have just completed my pilot training. I have about 20hrs now under my belt.
Can we now proceed to the next stage ?
Career / Re: Companies That Request For Payslip Before Employment by OfeAchi: 2:28pm On Dec 14, 2023
Hinokami:
During my initial interview I gave a figure that was above my current pay, now they insist on me providing the payslip before proceeding to the next stage of the employment process.

The thing is I have monthly bonuses not captured on the payslip and I fear not providing evidence would make me disqualified for the role.

Who has navigated such process before as I don't know what to do.

Is it even legal to ask for payslips?

Will they actually contact my current employer to verify the payslip?

Note: it's a financial institution. I heard they are fond of doing this during their recruitment.
LIAR!!

You just shot yourself on the foot.
You have two options:
1. Meet with your company HR to synergize the current lie into your official payslip. OR
2. Send me a PM. I have a way around these things. I am a certified fraud and forensic specialist. I can use my tech skills to ease you into your new company.

Number 2 above would cost you some funds though.
I have helped several clients in the past.

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Politics / Re: Reps Member, Alex Ikwechegh To Share Free Petrol, Kerosene For Constituents by OfeAchi: 11:33am On Dec 14, 2023
Did the gods swear for these Abians?
Why always sharing kerosene or petrol or sachet water?
Whatever happens to sharing Uber cabs, or laptops or sewing machines or generators?

With Uber cabs, they can generate income.
With laptops they can generate income.
Same with other options.

You're sharing kerosene? What if they prefer firewoods?

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Health / Re: Inside Abuja’s Kidney ‘market’ Where The Rich Prey On The Poor by OfeAchi: 8:17pm On Dec 10, 2023
Hmmm...in these trying times i
of Tinubu tight economy, any means to stay above water is welcome.

In the light of this, I have two healthy kidneys for sale. They belong to a certain beggar on my street who just recently tried committing suicide. I found him hung from a rope, rescued him and promised him that I would settle his debts if only he would donate his two kidneys for "charity" work. He has agreed to my proposal.
Please any kidney seller should send me a PM.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 6th December 2023 by OfeAchi: 11:50pm On Dec 06, 2023
youngberry001:
city loss to aston villa by 1 goals nil,fucking happy now
Man city seriously needs someone to fill in the gaps for Rodri. Imagine Aston villa terrorising city just like a league B team.

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Science/Technology / Re: Google Launches AI Model 'Gemini', Billed To Be Better Than ChatGPT by OfeAchi: 11:45pm On Dec 06, 2023
Ebubu:
europe and america made cars in 1890s and early 1920s.
Germany made armoured tank for war in 1930s when many africans were naked.

This is over 100 years ago. Yet no Nigerian company fully manufactures car, they just import the parts and use screw driver to knot it together.

Na em people dey rejoice for ABU say them couple car wey oyibo manufacture from scratch over 100 years ago.

I’ll always maintain white race is superior to black race, if you like criticise me for it.
of course, the white race is a more superior and advanced race. Intellect, innovation, posterity thinking, you name it. Black race , especially Africans has been proven time and time again to be backwards and subpar. Just a little above the apes.

The only thing that proves the blacks are a humans is a document written and preserved somewhere in the Alps.

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Business / Re: Y Combinator-Backed Fintech, Pivo Africa Is Shutting Down - TechCabal by OfeAchi: 8:47am On Dec 06, 2023
These ibo women don obsfucate with investors funds...
Education / Re: Ewerechukwu Asaka Clinches The 2024 Rhodes Scholarship For West Africa by OfeAchi: 6:55pm On Nov 15, 2023
Congratulations babe.
But here is a spoiler....

What if you schooled in Uniben Computer science, would you have graduated with a 5.0 CGPA?

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Education / Re: Herbert Wigwe To Build $500M University In Nigeria by OfeAchi: 3:28pm On Nov 13, 2023
Someone should tell this nigga that we do not need another university in Nigeria.

How about he invests this funds into creating a mini power grid within a locality? A power grid with at least 20hrs daily supply.

OR funding already existing universities. Some brilliant minds are wallowing away due to lack of funds to support their research.

Unless, the dude is trying to launder funds with this new university. White elephant stuff. Same way Ebonyi State wasted funds in building an airport.

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Travel / Re: Which African Country With Good Job Opportunities Can I Relocate With 2million by OfeAchi: 8:25am On Nov 11, 2023
The op should try sponsorship jobs with that amount. At least it would pay his air ticket.

Any other means is shooting yourself in the foot.
Travel / Re: My Experience Before And After ( China,guangzhou) by OfeAchi: 7:57am On Nov 11, 2023
sonofsteven:


The best na to have a child or children, it will give you upper hand in the country/ province

Marriage go give you o but if the woman knows you are using marriage cert. She go wan dey control you, they love controlling and monitoring people, if you do strong head,she go threaten to divorce and report you to police that you don't have papers,them go deport you, so while on marriage, try get permanent residency but with kids,you use your kids as your paper..

Note: Nigerian ladies are still the best because WOMEN ARE THE SAME EVERYWHERE, CHINESE WOMEN DEY DO SHITS WITH AFRICAN MEN ETC, HUMANS ARE THE SAME

WHAT NIGERIAN MEN THAT GOT MARRIED TO CHINESE WOMEN ARE FACING, WHETHER THEY HAVE PAPERS OR NOT, MY DEAR THEY WON'T TOLERATE THAT FROM NIGERIAN GIRLS BUT THEY ALL KEEP QUIET AND PRETEND ALL IS WELL ...

in any country you find yourself, try relate with fellow blacks mostly your country people, belong to any group with reasonable people in it.. especially china, we have nigerian community, state community and local government communities den village community or meetings, in china,move with blacks,na them go teach you everything you need for survival, hunger no feed disturb you and beer plenty.... Guangzhou is blacks dominated, igbos take over 80% then other Africans take the rest for SAMPA..

Out of 80%, 50%no get paper, 20% are on marriage, 7% get paper then 3% are using kids

Na covid-19 make some get papers now

Mingle with blacks, chances for survival is more but play lonewolf and no one will stand for you, if chinese cheats you of your money,na fellow Nigerians wey get legs go help you retrieve am and you won't show face because you never get paper to avoid deport,

Most of them wey no fit handle Guangzhou dey inside the villages

Guangzhou na big city like Beijing and Shanghai etc and Guangzhou na main china, e dey tight gan, but inside villages no too dey hot in terms of security reach cities, na why most they there


Nice hustle nwanne.

Keep it up!
Your posts are nothing but truths. I studied at Sun Yat-sen university and graduated in 2018.
I even got me a sweet Chinese babe then and a nice job. But I left the country towards the onset of COVID.

During my first months in Guangzhou, it was the Igbo community that helped me integrate seamlessly.

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Health / Re: High Mobile Phone Use May Impact Sperm Count, Study Says by OfeAchi: 9:20am On Nov 02, 2023
It is true.
I discovered that whenever I made up to 10 minutes of phone calls at a stretch, my manly duties in the oza room dropped by 3-4 minutes.
Originally, I'm a fifteen minutes man. And my woman needs at least 14 minutes of steady, energetic thrusts to cum.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Spotted At Wizkid’s Mom's Burial Ceremony(pictures, Video) by OfeAchi: 9:48am On Oct 14, 2023
He wants some favour from Wizzkid.
Probably some funds...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (0 - 1) On 30th September 2023 by OfeAchi: 5:13pm On Sep 30, 2023
seunny4lif:

Ten hag has no ronaldo or Dea or sancho to blame...
Then he bought in Maguire, so he can blame him

Ten Hag is the second best coach in EPL.
Give him some time.
I see manutd taking second or third.
They would win FA cup

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Politics / Re: LP: No Ticket For Obi In 2027, He Should Go Back To APGA - Apapa-faction by OfeAchi: 8:23am On Sep 21, 2023
PDP should welcome back Peter Obi.
Then APC is a gonner

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester United UCL (4 - 3) On 20th September 2023 by OfeAchi: 11:04pm On Sep 20, 2023
Luckysbab:
Funnily enough, I told my fellow here the match was ending 3-3. He thought I was crazy.

That was close.
but you still lost the best

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