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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by OfeAchi: 12:16am On Feb 01 |
Jeje247:And he still missed a penalty! He definitely needs to be washed in a river 1 Like |
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Morocco: AFCON Round Of 16 (2 - 0) On 30th January 2024 by OfeAchi: 8:49am On Jan 31 |
yinkeys:Super The Angola National team are one of the most formidable. They attack as a pack and defend as a pack! FT: NGA 0: 2 ANG |
Sports / Re: AFCON: Super Eagles Players Celebrate Their Win Against Cameroon (Pics/Video) by OfeAchi: 11:26pm On Jan 28 |
Oboto700:Super Crows would not reach finals. They do not possess the quality of a finalist. The upcoming game against Angola would end goalless after 120 minutes. Nigerian team would get knocked out via shootouts. Stake minimum of 5k. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by OfeAchi: 8:40pm On Jan 22 |
Angelfrost:I think you are getting it all wrong. Nigeria is not in this tournament to win the trophy. The goal is to reach quarter finals. And we are still on track. |
Autos / Re: ##ABUJA CHEAP CARS....(within 15m-1.5M). √√Drop Your Orders!!! by OfeAchi: 7:51pm On Jan 17 |
austinceasar:yes |
Travel / Re: Oyo Govt Urge Residents Around Blast Site To Leave Homes, Check Into Hotels by OfeAchi: 8:17am On Jan 17 |
State Government will settle? When will that be? Ok. Look for a 5 star hotel suite and move in 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Autos / Re: ##ABUJA CHEAP CARS....(within 15m-1.5M). √√Drop Your Orders!!! by OfeAchi: 12:51am On Jan 17 |
austinceasar:I need a ride that has not been used more than six months on Nigerian roads. Budget is 3.5M Location Lagos. |
Sports / Re: "We Will Cage The Super Eagles Attack" - Cote D'ivoire Coach, Gasset by OfeAchi: 10:02pm On Jan 16 |
This is nothing but the truth. Super Osimhom has lost his scoring boots. Ndidi is injured. Boniface is injured Sadiq is injured. Chukwueze is not Reliable. The boys would loose by 2 nil to CIV. Then proceed to play a goalless draw in the final round game. Stake, Stake Stake! 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: Rolls-Royce Boat Tail Is The Most Expensive Car In The World in 2023 by OfeAchi: 6:00pm On Dec 26, 2023 |
Pfftt!! Until they come up with a car that can transform into an airplane, these cars are just over hyped, waste of funds. I have a rolls Royce which I donated to Charity earlier this year. 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: I Was Called ‘item Seven’ In Dubai, Toke Makinwa Shares COP28 Experience by OfeAchi: 5:50pm On Dec 26, 2023 |
Well, her kpekus must really be tasty. I heard certain politicians who has devoured her, giving testimony of how tight, wet and succulent her merchandise were. One of my goals for 2024 is to save up to 2 million, then invite her over for a chit chat. We could probably Netflix and chill in my deluxe 2bed apartment. |
Politics / Re: Wike Gifts A Little Boy A Bundle Of Naira Notes In Port Harcourt (Video) by OfeAchi: 12:32pm On Dec 25, 2023 |
All these gestures of gimmick and unscrupulousness would not prevent you from being disgraced and politically retired. SIM card is gonna take you to the cleaners. Rivers indigenes are no longer behind you wiked wike! You shall face a worse fate than Amaechi, the former lion of Ubima, who is now the church rat of Ikwerre. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: TOYOTA COROLLA: A Wise Choice Decision To Make In Nigeria Today? by OfeAchi: 5:27pm On Dec 21, 2023 |
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Crime / Re: New Female Tenants Kidnaps 4 Children From Different Parents In Umuahia by OfeAchi: 8:52am On Dec 18, 2023 |
I can bet 2milliion that the said tenants are from the skull mining region if Nigeria. No more skulls to mine in brown roof republic, so they decided to expand into the erosion republic. NG_Police should get rid of these miscreants. Nigeria must be great again! 8 Likes |
Travel / Re: Our Aircraft Was Not Faulty, The GPU Was Unserviceable - Air Peace by OfeAchi: 7:37pm On Dec 15, 2023 |
The said passenger must be an affonja miscreant, spreading rascality. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: "Why I Can’t Date Or Marry Man That Can Cook" – Former GWR Holder Hilda Baci by OfeAchi: 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2023 |
Benwallt:You must be a perv! Emmanuella is still a young virgin. And would remain so until she walks down the aisle with her hubby. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: "Why I Can’t Date Or Marry Man That Can Cook" – Former GWR Holder Hilda Baci by OfeAchi: 2:53pm On Dec 14, 2023 |
pocohantas:I am fullstack coder. And I have just completed my pilot training. I have about 20hrs now under my belt. Can we now proceed to the next stage ? |
Career / Re: Companies That Request For Payslip Before Employment by OfeAchi: 2:28pm On Dec 14, 2023 |
Hinokami:LIAR!! You just shot yourself on the foot. You have two options: 1. Meet with your company HR to synergize the current lie into your official payslip. OR 2. Send me a PM. I have a way around these things. I am a certified fraud and forensic specialist. I can use my tech skills to ease you into your new company. Number 2 above would cost you some funds though. I have helped several clients in the past. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Reps Member, Alex Ikwechegh To Share Free Petrol, Kerosene For Constituents by OfeAchi: 11:33am On Dec 14, 2023 |
Did the gods swear for these Abians? Why always sharing kerosene or petrol or sachet water? Whatever happens to sharing Uber cabs, or laptops or sewing machines or generators? With Uber cabs, they can generate income. With laptops they can generate income. Same with other options. You're sharing kerosene? What if they prefer firewoods? 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Health / Re: Inside Abuja’s Kidney ‘market’ Where The Rich Prey On The Poor by OfeAchi: 8:17pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Hmmm...in these trying times i of Tinubu tight economy, any means to stay above water is welcome. In the light of this, I have two healthy kidneys for sale. They belong to a certain beggar on my street who just recently tried committing suicide. I found him hung from a rope, rescued him and promised him that I would settle his debts if only he would donate his two kidneys for "charity" work. He has agreed to my proposal. Please any kidney seller should send me a PM. 3 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 6th December 2023 by OfeAchi: 11:50pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
youngberry001:Man city seriously needs someone to fill in the gaps for Rodri. Imagine Aston villa terrorising city just like a league B team. 1 Like 1 Share |
Science/Technology / Re: Google Launches AI Model 'Gemini', Billed To Be Better Than ChatGPT by OfeAchi: 11:45pm On Dec 06, 2023 |
Ebubu:of course, the white race is a more superior and advanced race. Intellect, innovation, posterity thinking, you name it. Black race , especially Africans has been proven time and time again to be backwards and subpar. Just a little above the apes. The only thing that proves the blacks are a humans is a document written and preserved somewhere in the Alps. 1 Like 1 Share |
Business / Re: Y Combinator-Backed Fintech, Pivo Africa Is Shutting Down - TechCabal by OfeAchi: 8:47am On Dec 06, 2023 |
These ibo women don obsfucate with investors funds... |
Education / Re: Ewerechukwu Asaka Clinches The 2024 Rhodes Scholarship For West Africa by OfeAchi: 6:55pm On Nov 15, 2023 |
Congratulations babe. But here is a spoiler.... What if you schooled in Uniben Computer science, would you have graduated with a 5.0 CGPA? 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Herbert Wigwe To Build $500M University In Nigeria by OfeAchi: 3:28pm On Nov 13, 2023 |
Someone should tell this nigga that we do not need another university in Nigeria. How about he invests this funds into creating a mini power grid within a locality? A power grid with at least 20hrs daily supply. OR funding already existing universities. Some brilliant minds are wallowing away due to lack of funds to support their research. Unless, the dude is trying to launder funds with this new university. White elephant stuff. Same way Ebonyi State wasted funds in building an airport. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Which African Country With Good Job Opportunities Can I Relocate With 2million by OfeAchi: 8:25am On Nov 11, 2023 |
The op should try sponsorship jobs with that amount. At least it would pay his air ticket. Any other means is shooting yourself in the foot. |
Travel / Re: My Experience Before And After ( China,guangzhou) by OfeAchi: 7:57am On Nov 11, 2023 |
sonofsteven: Nice hustle nwanne. Keep it up! Your posts are nothing but truths. I studied at Sun Yat-sen university and graduated in 2018. I even got me a sweet Chinese babe then and a nice job. But I left the country towards the onset of COVID. During my first months in Guangzhou, it was the Igbo community that helped me integrate seamlessly. 7 Likes |
Health / Re: High Mobile Phone Use May Impact Sperm Count, Study Says by OfeAchi: 9:20am On Nov 02, 2023 |
It is true. I discovered that whenever I made up to 10 minutes of phone calls at a stretch, my manly duties in the oza room dropped by 3-4 minutes. Originally, I'm a fifteen minutes man. And my woman needs at least 14 minutes of steady, energetic thrusts to cum. |
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Spotted At Wizkid’s Mom's Burial Ceremony(pictures, Video) by OfeAchi: 9:48am On Oct 14, 2023 |
He wants some favour from Wizzkid. Probably some funds... 1 Like 2 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (0 - 1) On 30th September 2023 by OfeAchi: 5:13pm On Sep 30, 2023 |
seunny4lif:Ten Hag is the second best coach in EPL. Give him some time. I see manutd taking second or third. They would win FA cup 1 Like |
Politics / Re: LP: No Ticket For Obi In 2027, He Should Go Back To APGA - Apapa-faction by OfeAchi: 8:23am On Sep 21, 2023 |
PDP should welcome back Peter Obi. Then APC is a gonner 1 Like 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester United UCL (4 - 3) On 20th September 2023 by OfeAchi: 11:04pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
Luckysbab:but you still lost the best |
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