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Sports / Re: Morocco Vs Portugal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 10th December 2022 by OfeAchi: 5:38pm On Dec 10, 2022
Centurion101:
Inside the last 20 minutes guys , today will be special if Morrocco wins
Morocco is winning this. Ain't nothing Portugal or the second GOAT can do about it!

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Politics / Re: Aminu Mohammed: Student Who Criticised Aisha Buhari Regains Freedom by OfeAchi: 7:07am On Dec 03, 2022
The boy is malnourished...
A gift of 500k from Aisha's largesse would comfortably make this guy robust...
Shame on The Buharis

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Politics / Re: The Experience 17: Peter Obi Recognized At The Experience 2022 Lagos (video) by OfeAchi: 7:02am On Dec 03, 2022
I hope they all have their PVC....
During election day only 25% of these would vote...
Whereas, the urchins has a 91.22% voter's turnout.

I'm afraid for PO

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Education / Re: UNN Increases School Fees By 100%, As #JusticeForUNNstudents Trends by OfeAchi: 8:21am On Dec 02, 2022
Commendable development. Let the students who have been crying out for poor learning conditions contribute to the cause.
Compare this fees to what is obtainable from other government owned universities abroad, you would find out it's just peanuts..

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Phones / Re: Twitter Adds ‘Official’ Label To High-Profile Accounts by OfeAchi: 8:07pm On Nov 24, 2022
Still servicing same purpose as original blue tick.
In the nearest future, everyone would desire this 'official badge' and that would lead us to the protocols bordering around the original blue.
I'm the end, Elon would ask companies to pay up for the official badge'...

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Romance / How Long Shall He Woo A Lady? by OfeAchi: 4:53am On Nov 24, 2022
I bumped into a lady that I had interests in some time ago. Actually I did woo her repeatedly some years back. She never gave her express approval!
We had a lengthy conversation yesterday, catching up on old times. She is in her thirties now and still not married, not even in a relationship actually. I on the other hand, have a partner.
Her defence was that I did not give her more time during my wooing of her. She said she was trying to 'sort things' out those years back, and that I should have continued asking her out until she accepted.

So I ask, how long shall a man continually chase after a lady before he gives up? 1year, 3years, 7years?
Sports / Re: Germany Vs Japan: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (1 - 2) by OfeAchi: 4:18pm On Nov 23, 2022
Reference:
Year of the Underdog?
Not in Ghana case.
Portugal is gonna rape them without protection tongue

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Family / Re: Her Husband Told Her To Pack by OfeAchi: 2:34pm On Nov 21, 2022
2dice01:


You want to know how much he earn so you can dictate how he spend his money grin
You cant dictate in his house

Like he said
If the marriage don tire you
You are free to go

mtcheew...
I wish I were the husband. Right there and then, I would throw her outta my house. What rubbish!
I married you with my money, I take care of you and you wanna tell me how to spend my hand earned money? angry

That's why I encourage my friends not to marry 9ja ladies
Politics / Re: Obi’s Endorsement: I Won’t Hold Any Meetings With Tinubu, Atiku – Ayo Adebanjo by OfeAchi: 7:11pm On Nov 20, 2022
Seeking Tinubus brown envelope as usual

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Politics / Re: U.S. Repatriates Another $20.6 Million Abacha Loot by OfeAchi: 5:44pm On Nov 18, 2022
Abacha loves his offsprings....sending money from the great beyond is no easy feat
Jobs/Vacancies / Job In Maiduguri: Do I Accept? by OfeAchi: 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2021
A lady friend of mine recently got a job offer with a multinational in Maiduguri. It comes with accommodation and take home is around 700k.
I advised her to decline the offer because from the news, those areas are hostile and there's a 75.65% chance a bandit would raape her or 80% chance she could be hit by a bomb.
She finally declined the offer and thanked me for saving her life.
I hope I did the right thing?

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Crime / Re: Islamic Cleric, Tunde Olayiwola Slumps, Dies In Police Custody by OfeAchi: 6:48pm On Dec 26, 2021
Me thinks the price of a human skull should be scaled up to 100k. If that is done these guys won't get depressed and heart attacks.
How can kidney cost 1.2million while head (the source of power) cost a paltry amount?

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Celebrities / Re: Emma Nyra 'Collapses' As Family Gifts Her A Range Rover For Christmas (Video) by OfeAchi: 9:17pm On Dec 25, 2021
Paxxcarl:
See fresh barbecue laps

The hole between them is being drilled by the 'real' buyer of the ride.

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Romance / Re: Young Men These Days Are Morally Decayed And Lousy by OfeAchi: 10:28am On Dec 25, 2021
BigDick70inch:



Kinda funny tho......

But.....u sef was feeling yourself and happy within when the first guy referred to u as virgin right

If truly u r.......u shouldn’t have allow the pussy wide pass gutter get to u nah.......
vaginarians don't like to hear truth. Check her p.hole and measure the diameter, you would shout cheesy
Food / Re: How To Make Ofe Nsala (white Soup) by OfeAchi: 9:48pm On Aug 23, 2021
Man shall not live by food alone.
The world would end in 3, 2,1.,..soon enough.
Rapture would take place and all evil men shall see hell furnace.
@pastor Righteousness, I hope I have spoken your mind.

Btw, it's been over 2000years we have been hearing this soon, soon, soon. angry
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Oniru-Demuren's Bikini Body On Vacation With Her Family (Photos) by OfeAchi: 8:31am On Aug 19, 2021
angry
Is she actually married?
Should a married woman advertise her goods in public? Unless of course, there is a client out there she's codedly trying to reach.
Anyways, it's none of my business. I've got charts to analyze.

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Business / Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by OfeAchi: 8:25am On Aug 18, 2021
jchioma:


Why do I have a feeling you are lying? If you had lots of money from crypto coins, and bought a brand new 2020 Highlander, what are you still doing, living in the same compound room?
it's a 2 bedroom apartment. Furthermore, as a prudent man I won't move from this apartment until my building construction is completed.
Or do you expect me to rent an apartment of 10million per annum on the island?
PSS... I bought a brand new car so I won't have to change cars in the next 5 to 6 years tongue

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Business / Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by OfeAchi: 10:34pm On Aug 17, 2021
Nezzjnr:

Troll cheesy

Aren't you a married man again
of course I am a married man. Where did I state otherwise?

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Business / Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by OfeAchi: 9:46pm On Aug 17, 2021
Of course it did change.
I remember last year when I had no car and was constantly trekking from Gbagada to Alausa. Nobody send me. Nobody greets me. I have two female youth corpers living in same compound with me but they treat me like a leper. cry
However, as the universe favoured me and I made millions of money from crypto coins, I bought a brand new 2020 Highlander. If you see they way people worship me now sad shocked
Can you believe these corper girls now compete on who would cook soups and stews for me ?? It's very funny. cheesy
To cut long story short, I have been able to diick these girls on several occasions...
Now my pastor wife is in the habit checking up on me regularly... (This was after I made a generous donation to their ministry)

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Fashion / Re: Hisbah: Use Headless Mannequins To Advertise, Cover Their Breast, Bottom Shapes by OfeAchi: 6:53pm On Aug 16, 2021
I don't understand these guys. angry
See what Islam has caused to the psych of these people.
Islamabad!

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Career / Re: Is Data Analytics A Promising Career Path? by OfeAchi: 10:40am On Aug 16, 2021
Look for a good rich husband and marry.
I can recommend some well to do Igbo guys for you.
Forget, all these feminists. A woman without a man to take care of her is not worth living.
3 of my sisters are sit at home mothers, taking in millions in savings form their wealthy husbands. Leave Data Analysis for the guys!

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Politics / Re: Kano Hisbah: Sharing Zahrad Bayero's Wedding Photos Is A Sin by OfeAchi: 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2021
Bunch of religious bigots.
I would even share her amateur sex clips with her husband where he is cuming into her mouth from his uncircumcised curved, 8 inch diick! angry

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Family / Re: Major Reasons Why Family Member Do Not Help Each Other. by OfeAchi: 3:22pm On Aug 06, 2021
Nigerians and Africans are a hypocrital and evil minded lot. The Blackman is genetically wicked and as such won't help.
That's why all my kids must marry Caucasian

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Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by OfeAchi: 9:27pm On Aug 03, 2021
Martinez39s:
What happened to short men, fat men, and broke men? They are humans too with feelings.
I'm a short man who married a tall lady. So I believe there should be hope for everyone.
Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by OfeAchi: 9:26pm On Aug 03, 2021
MaxInDHouse:


52 already married with two boys, one still studying for his masters whatever the other is a farmer in Brazil. So count me out i'm not a suitor.
Though if i'm still searching she's not a good one for me neither can i recommend her for any of my brothers in the Faith because she is spiritually sick! undecided
what do you mean by spiritual sick?
Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by OfeAchi: 9:25pm On Aug 03, 2021
SQLmastar:
What will I say? Marry Charles or better still get pregnant for him first!
But 34yrs virgin? Meehnn her hymen is gonna be as thick as Russian kpomo. cheesy cheesy
Only a very strong, rigid and technically erect diick can do the job.
Is Charles up for this daunting task? I doubt. He appears to me like a simp
the pregnancy stuff actually crossed my mind undecided
Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by OfeAchi: 9:24pm On Aug 03, 2021
billynoni:
I have a solution... The dad's the problem, right? Note that for Bisi to be 34years, dad will be around like 60upwards.


Solution 1
-Bisi and Charles should elope, both defies the dad.

Solution 2
Charles shoud deceive Bisi's dad to agree to all his terms and wait for few years for the dad to pack up, old age things.

Solution 3
Charles should look for "paid-helper" to remove the dad, if he wants sharp sharp obstacle remover

Solution 4
Bisi should stay at her dad's house for ever.

Guys I want to continue with other solutions, but allow me drink my garri finish first.
by paid helper you mean what exactly?
Religion / Re: 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by OfeAchi: 9:23pm On Aug 03, 2021
Martinez39s:
Marrying a 34-year-old is not something a man should do. Get yourself a young, good-looking girl, not an evening newspaper.
so what happens to the 34 yr old? She's a human being too, with feelings.
Religion / 34yrs Virgin Needs Husband by OfeAchi: 1:36pm On Aug 03, 2021
BACKGROUND
I have known Bisi for many years now. She was my course mate from way back. A very devout witness(JW). She was dating Jude from final year (in 2010) and they had a religious relationship (if you know what I mean ). But Jude left her to marry a white lady when he traveled for his master's overseas. Jude was also a witness. Their relationship ended after 4 years. She dusted herself and faced career.
Three years ago she met Fidelis at one of their religious conventions and they began dating (religious oo). But as devil may have it, Fidelis turned out to be a con artist who only wanted to benefit from her money. Always billing her regularly. It turned out Fidelis already had a serious girlfriend in another state. So that was the end.
In early 2020 Bisi became friends with one of my colleagues, Charles by name and the friendship grew into something beautiful. She confessed to me that she had her first intimate romance with him (NOTE: There was no penetration. Both she and Charles confirmed this).
They have been in love for over a year now. But why can't they marry?

THE MAJOR ISSUE
Yesterday, I met Bisi sitting in a corner of a regular restaurant. She immediately sat up and adjusted herself the moment she saw me but I knew she had been sobbing. After much persuasion, she confided in me that she doesn't know what to do with her life anymore. I knew at once she must have thinking seriously about her life because yesterday was her birthday (I know they don't celebrate).
She stylishly told her dad that she was in love with a non-witness and his response: " you know you can't be unevenly yoked with him. It either he follows the Truth or you fall in love with someone else." I asked her if Charles knew about this and she says they have had this discussion on their religious beliefs right from the start. Charles is the son of a Pentecostal pastor. His family was willing to accept her as long as her daddy gives his blessings! But on no grounds is Charles going to change his religious faith because of her.

THE SOLUTION
There's no solution on ground, that's why I decided to share their story here for experienced folks to give suggestions.
I on the other hand I'm a married man. I would have easily converted to her religion if I weren't married cheesy
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Tests Positive For COVID-19 by OfeAchi: 9:55pm On Jul 31, 2021
Dumte:
Make your bf bleep you, the sign go change to negative. Thank me later
does she have a bf ? She is a Muslim and they don't do such. I'm sure she's still a virgin.
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Tests Positive For COVID-19 by OfeAchi: 9:52pm On Jul 31, 2021
Nothing new here. She would recover in 1week max. She has naija blood!
Can you believe that a lot of Nigerians actually contracted Covid and recovered without even knowing? We don't do test whenever a fever case is reported. Just the normal malaria medicine and voilà! Covid is cured!

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Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Twins After 16 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by OfeAchi: 6:38pm On Jul 30, 2021
RapistOnBail:


The man shouldn’t feel comfortable until DNA test has been carried out.



grin grin

In the other news, I want to hire you to mercilessly rape bobrisky... DM me for contract.

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