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|Sports / Re: Champions League Final: You Won’t Beat Me Again – Guardiola Warns Thomas Tuchel by OfeAchi: 3:08pm On May 28|
paulolee:Stake your bride price.
Chelsea must win Mansht
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Do You Know About NewEdge Financial Limited by OfeAchi: 2:25pm On May 16|
Guyman02:I couldn't pass without quotation you. You are truly a GuyMan! You know these guys very well.
I'll never forget the day I got invited for a job "interview" via SMS. Then I was still a fresh graduate staying in Aba.
This interview would take place at Golf Course Primary school, Okigwe road. I called the number to make more enquiries and she said I should just come for a brief registration before the interview.
Guyman, that's how we (about 30 persons or so, including an elderly) were lectured on the history of money and money making. Mind you they never mentioned GNLD until about 1hr into the
They talked about cars, mansions and all that. Two people got angry and decided to leave. But these guys no gree ooo . They said they must take people out of poverty! That everyone should write down their names and how many packages we want to register with. They also began to make snide remarks that this city and its occupants don't know what we are missing out, and wallowing in poverty.
Long story short, I knew that even if they turned me upside down, shii shii dem no fit get from me!
THis was about 8 years ago...
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Leicester City: FA Cup (0 - 1) On 15th May 2021 by OfeAchi: 10:10pm On May 15|
garfield1:I'm in pains.
I can't breath!
How much is a bottle of sniper in your area?
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Leicester City: FA Cup (0 - 1) On 15th May 2021 by OfeAchi: 2:53pm On May 15|
Leceister would lose this game. Carry Chelshit straight win!
Iheanacho to get 3 months injury!
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|TV/Movies / Re: Vyzov: The Challenge - Russia To Shoot A Movie In Space by OfeAchi: 12:04pm On May 15|
IMAliyu:The same way they can pass urine in space, is the same way blood flow to pricck
|TV/Movies / Re: Vyzov: The Challenge - Russia To Shoot A Movie In Space by OfeAchi: 11:54am On May 15|
superCleanworks:what would come into your mind if your stay with a hot-sexy actress in a container for 2 months?
|TV/Movies / Re: Vyzov: The Challenge - Russia To Shoot A Movie In Space by OfeAchi: 11:50am On May 15|
They will fvcck each other in space
|Investment / Re: Forex Signals/robot/software: Invest Or Not? by OfeAchi: 2:23pm On May 14|
bluepipsFX:Please give a brief summary here
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 4) On 13th May 2021 by OfeAchi: 7:41pm On May 13|
2 games. morning and evening
|Investment / Re: Forex Signals/robot/software: Invest Or Not? by OfeAchi: 5:35pm On May 13|
jogojogo:Thanks. I appreciate
|Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Lagos Drug Baron, Seizes Cocaine, Millions Of Naira by OfeAchi: 4:08pm On May 12|
I didn't check the name. I just read through.
It was when I got to the picture and saw the cone shape of his head, that I knew he was from the ewedu sipping family.
Their grand patron is a brown teeth weed smoker, whom prophecy reveals would become the next president of the Nigerians.
None of my business anyways... I'm currently in Seychelles and hope to make my stay here a permanent one!
|Sports / Re: Phil Foden And Pregnant Rebecca Cooke To Welcome Their Second Child by OfeAchi: 2:56pm On May 12|
|Celebrities / Re: Twitter To Consider ‘Symply Tacha’ As Entertainment Topic by OfeAchi: 2:44pm On May 12|
Dude, Tacha don baff up. With the money and fame she got, she sought medical solution to her problems. Now her body odour is gone.
As a matter of fact, her kpekus is odourless and tighter.
How do I know all these you may ask? Well, my wife is a bestie to Tacha and they don't keep secrets. In fact, Tacha confirmed that senior man Kels is a fan of skin-diving.
Expect a baby bump new soon.
|Sports / Re: Manchester City Crowned 2020-21 Premier League Champions by OfeAchi: 9:42pm On May 11|
Congrats Mancity. The greatest.
Now prepare to cry at Istanbul
|Romance / Re: When You Want A Woman And She Doesn't Want You by OfeAchi: 1:48pm On May 11|
If she has been coming to your apartment and spending time, and has refused your advances, then I suggest you try a technique I call; The Ending Man technique.
What's this technique? It's simple. Stand on the doorway when she's about leaving and provide your erect manhoood! (note, your peniss must be very very erect!)
When she sees this, it would activate an enzymous hormone in her that would make her agree to your advances.
This technique has been proven to have a success rate of 91.23%.
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|Investment / Forex Signals/robot/software: Invest Or Not? by OfeAchi: 4:23pm On May 10|
Good Day Nairalanders,
I have been following a forex signal group for sometime now and been using the signals (not frequent usage)
So I was made to understand that the robot or trading software would give me daily signals if I pay a subscription fee.
My Question: How profitable are these signals or robots/software?
On average, how much percentage interest can I rake in on a monthly?
I need input from gurus and users with experience please. As I want to invest some serious funds so that I'll have enough money to relocate in a year's time.
Thank you for inputs
|Celebrities / Re: "I Celebrate You" Osinbajo Tells Ikorodu Bois (Photos) by OfeAchi: 7:35pm On May 06|
The BEST way to celebrate them is by resigning from the presidency, alongside your boss.
Let someone like kwankwaso and peter obi take up the reigns of affairs.
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (2 -0) On 5th May 2021 by OfeAchi: 5:27pm On May 05|
Premium tears about to shed in London
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs PSG UCL (2 - 0) On 4th May 2021 by OfeAchi: 5:04pm On May 04|
Mancity would win today if and only if Guardiola deploys same formation and same players he used last week.
If Sterling is in this lineup, Forget It! Mancity would Loose!
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|Romance / Re: Nigerian Big Boy 'ATM' Proposes To His Pretty White Girlfriend On Her Birthday by OfeAchi: 4:06pm On May 03|
He loves watching the SIMPSONS.
Just give him one year and the oyibo would suck him dry and divorce his sorry ass.
He should have proposed to Genevieve or Rita Dominic...our eligible Nigerian ladies. They would worship him all days of his life!
|Religion / Re: Pastor Curses Church Members For Not Contributing Money For Her Birthday by OfeAchi: 11:47am On May 03|
She is right to curse them. Her members are totally selfish.
I mean if she gave them when they were needy, they should also reciprocate.
I would advice her to suspend her members and keep the few faithful ones.
|Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi: 10:57pm On May 01|
tunnex190:I was the one who made the decision to study computer science, become first class graduate, get my Msc, land my first job, achieve certifications, etc.
Na me dey teach her computer. Na me dey write her CV.
Why should I consult her for decisions? It's not like she's a professor of life studies. I'm even 7 years older than her!
|Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi: 10:47pm On May 01|
udoka55555:See bro I get this. But she is not God!
I find it difficult taking her advice for this two major reasons:
1. I'm first class graduate with Msc. But she is just OND holder (I'm the one pushing her to go higher in education. she doesn't know book) How can she be wiser than me?
2. I'm scared of always following her advice because it may lead me to become a "sissy" in marriage. People could now term her as the head of family since she makes all decisions. My right as a man could be reduced to nothing. (I cringe at the thought of being controlled by my wife!)
|Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi: 7:26pm On May 01|
AsherAmari:Thank you sir.
From now onwards I will try keep any decision to myself.
|Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi: 7:21pm On May 01|
Winneygirl:Two years is a long time to trek under hot sun!
|Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi: 6:04pm On May 01|
Mutemenot:A friend of mine invested crypto same period and made X100 of his investment. He's a millionaire now. Besides, before I met her I lived in a shared apartment with friends.
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|Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi: 6:01pm On May 01|
HONESTFACT101:A man must be in control of his life!
Before I found her, I was doing ok with my life.
She even suspects some of our neighbours as being diabolical and thus rejects any gifts/money from them. Even rejected money and drinks from them during my daughter's birthday!
|Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi: 5:57pm On May 01|
Bola146:The moment I prayed about her, I began to have doubts in me on why I shouldn't marry her. Besides a minister friend of mine told me that I'm not supposed to pray to God for a wife since I'm not a pastor/minister. He says we simply make our choice of wife and God blesses the marriage.
|Family / Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by OfeAchi: 4:47pm On May 01|
I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)
Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.
I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?
A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).
Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.
Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.
I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!
.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.
Able readers, is my final decision a good one?
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|Politics / Re: Lagos, CIG Motors Sign Agreement To Produce Brand New Cars by OfeAchi: 10:56pm On Mar 04|
|Religion / Re: Man Donates His Family House To Christ Embassy, Family About To Be Thrown Out by OfeAchi: 9:19pm On Mar 02|
Fake story from a fake life blogger
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