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Politics / Re: Electricity: FG Targets 6000 Megawatts By End Of 2024 by OfeAchi: 3:06pm On Apr 23
FG targets a paltry 6000MW by December. How appalling.
It appears that generating stable power supply for a country as old as Nigeria is rocket science!
We should be having discussions on how to generate at least 1000 GW.
Car Talk / Re: 2010 Toyota Corolla For Sale!! by OfeAchi: 2:25pm On Apr 23
kewelljoseph:
Still available
I guess this ride is already sold.
How much was it sold?
Do you have another?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Coventry City Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2-4) On Penalties On 21st April 2024 by OfeAchi: 5:33pm On Apr 21
osazsky:
Yes we did it..common guys we are d conventries
grin
Omo Mancity...
This FA Cup belongs to Manutd

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolverhampton Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 20th April 2024 by OfeAchi: 6:37pm On Apr 20
Straight win for Wolves.
Stake minimum of 10k
Nairaland / General / Re: Wema Bank Announces Call For Entries For Its Youth-focused Hackathon, Hackaholic by OfeAchi: 9:43am On Apr 19
cool
Great opportunity for me to submit my critically acclaimed tech solution, that would limit financial crimes. EFCC, I won't sell this solution anything less than $1M.

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Romance / Re: Bride Mocks Her Ex For Saying No Man Would Ever Marry Her (Photos, Video) by OfeAchi: 7:22pm On Apr 18
Dey play. This hubby of yours would divorce you within 2yrs. Then you are back to where you started!

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Family / Re: "My Husband Buys Chicken From Fastfood, Eats Alone, Hides Payment Receipts" by OfeAchi: 11:20pm On Apr 17
Sonnobax15:
grin
She found what she was looking for.......

Two things I've always warned my banny to steer clear from if she truly wants our relationship to lead to the next stage --"My phone,and my pocket". Cuz if you do,the thing wey you dey look for, nothing go stop you from finding it..
And why bother being in serious relationship if you can't stay faithful and open to your partner? What are you hiding? Why keep multiple nannies?

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Business / Re: Naira Gains ₦‎75 Against Dollar In A Single Day by OfeAchi: 11:15pm On Apr 17
MrProlific95:
Propaganda, Dangote refinery shud do amd start selling PMS
CBN is actually supporting the Naira through its foreign dollars reserves, howbeit from the back door.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by OfeAchi: 11:13pm On Apr 17
blowjohn:


Underestimate Bayern at ur own risk
As long as Kane remains a Bayern player, no trophy for them this season!

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Food / Re: See What 200 Naira Got Me. by OfeAchi: 6:04pm On Apr 17
A112:
08134827651 mtn
Thanks
grin
Very generous of him to remit some funds to you despite how little his 30k monthly stipend is worth in this Tunipoo economy.
I was contacted by one of them to join APC online media team. With the task of spreading propagandas and giving fake new hope.
Long and short, I told them to increase my stipend to 100k so I would sign in to their team. I am yet to get a response.

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TV/Movies / Re: Aunty Nkem Oselloka-Orakwue Of The Tales By Moonlight Era by OfeAchi: 4:47pm On Apr 16
What is Tales By Moonlight?
I should be in my early sixties. Maybe I've not heard about it cos I grew up with a diamond spoon. I watched cable TV all through my childhood. cheesy
Sports / Re: Bayer Leverkusen Win Bundesliga For First Time In 119-year History by OfeAchi: 7:16pm On Apr 14
Harry Kane is not destined to lift a trophy.
Even if he signs for PSG or real Madrid, they would go trohyless

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace (0 - 1) On 14th April 2024 by OfeAchi: 6:55pm On Apr 14
Angelfrost:


Says who?!! Arsenal can win all their remaining games...!

They are currently the best team in the EPL. grin

grin grin
I just read this post after watching Arsenal get pummeled by Aston villa.

Do you think the king of bottlers stand a chance against City? The title race is over!
Even if by some magic, city drops points, Arsenal would still drop 2 points for every 1point mancity drops.

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Career / Re: Princess Owowoh Graduates In UK As First Female Officer Cadet From Nigeria by OfeAchi: 7:12pm On Apr 12
She is not pretty.
I have no interest in this news.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by OfeAchi: 9:03pm On Apr 09
geoworldedu:
We must lose this game today so that we can concentrate on the EPL grin
Story for fun, right?
Same story year in year out! Arsenal gets kicked out of other cups in order to focus on EPL, which they always bottled up at the end!
Mancity winning 3cups at once has two heads or 3 coaches?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 31st March 2024 by OfeAchi: 5:25pm On Mar 31
Jokay07:
That man city player call Gvardiol.
I am beginning to see his potential
He needs to learn how to use his right foot. Great crossing chances presented themselves and he didn't utilise.

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Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by OfeAchi: 10:15pm On Mar 24
There's nothing like juju or voodoo. All are figments of imagination which lends themselves to superstitious beliefs.
If you believe in them, then give concrete evidence of their existence.

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Politics / Re: I Will continue to defeat political harlots - Wike by OfeAchi: 10:14pm On Mar 24
Wike is the next president of Nigeria, after Thivnibu.

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Romance / Re: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by OfeAchi: 8:23pm On Mar 24
Chingyyy878:
Age affects men too. There is age you will reach, your chances of marrying your dream wife reduces.

I know say una go say just have money, but what about those who are not rich ?
If you're not rich or have no money, then you have no business getting married. Just keep your dick to yourself or you mastubate.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC And Deloitte Are Recruiting Graduates (2024) by OfeAchi: 2:03pm On Mar 20

Maximum of 26yrs? I am 36!
How can I trim my age down? I have 6As in my waec. And graduated with 4.499 CGPA.
Politics / Re: Prominent Politicians Who Defected To APC After May 29 by OfeAchi: 10:25pm On Mar 03
Me thinks there should be a law prohibiting cross-carpeting in political parties. You should have spent a minimum of five years in a party before you are permitted to decamp.
Politics / Re: Amid Hardship, Seyi Tinubu Asks Nigerians To Have Faith In His Father by OfeAchi: 6:48am On Feb 20
This is nothing but the truth!
Have faith in Tinubu. It took him awhile, but he gradually turned Lagos to the commercial hub of the country and also increased revenue.
I believe he would transform Nigeria gradually.
Keep calm guys. By December, dollar would begin to fall. With the policies he has put in place, come January 2025, $1 = #800
March 2025, $1 = 500
December 2025, $1 = 300.
Religion / Re: Christians From Other Denominations Will Bow Before You - Adeboye Prays For RCCG by OfeAchi: 11:24am On Feb 18
broadman20:
No need to make issues out of this prayer which was said in 2021;

The question now is ;

Are other Christians bowing before them now?

Did you not bow to Remi Tinubu, your first lady?
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by OfeAchi: 10:44am On Feb 11
aremubabs:
Super Eagles should take note of this match.



Take your chances seriously and finish off the Elephants before the final whistle.


Osimhen should try to keep his headers low. He keeps making wild headings like an amateur footballer. Lookman should be up and doing.


What makes losing a game more painful is when you waste many chances.
You are a careful observer. Osimhen has missed way too many headers that ordinarily, he should have buried. Especially in Napoli colours. He can't argue that he doesn't get good service from the other players.
Did he leave his scoring mojo at Naples?

He has got bring his A game for this finals, else...o ti lor!

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Tinubu To Land In Abidjan For Nigeria V Cote D'ivoire by OfeAchi: 8:41pm On Feb 09
TechCapon:
grin

Jesuuu, tinubu should not go there abeg... We go loose that match am very sure. He should watch from his house like he has been doing all along.
This was the confirmation I needed to stake against Nigeria. They're definitely going to lose to CIV because of this visit.
Super Pigeons O ti lor!

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Health / Re: "Having Sex 21 Times A Month With Wife Or Side Chic Prevents Prostrate Cancer" by OfeAchi: 11:55am On Feb 07
Gidah:
21 days in a month ,that's some high libido shit
21 times is not same as 21 days.

If you copulate 3 times a day, equivalent of 3 square meals, that makes it achievable within 7 days. cheesy

I guess I have to begin shopping for a side chic.
Please @Nairaland ladies, can anyone help out here?
I have a job as an Oracle Apex Architect. I earn around 1500USD+ on a monthly basis.

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Politics / Re: How Much Is A Kg Of Gas Sold In Your Area? by OfeAchi: 7:46pm On Feb 03
Lifeinlight:
i have them in my area. Na swear them dey swear give Tinubu and his family grin

They no dey see food chop again
Rome wasn't built in a day. Give Jagaban more time to stabilise the economy. By end of this year, everything would normalize. Naira would find it's place of rest at N500 to $1.
It took Jagaban at least one year to transform Lagos.
Good, established, improvements take time to form.
You don't just build a school in one day!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by OfeAchi: 12:16am On Feb 01
Jeje247:
And not score. That boy need to go beg his ancestors
And he still missed a penalty!

He definitely needs to be washed in a river

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Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Morocco: AFCON Round Of 16 (2 - 0) On 30th January 2024 by OfeAchi: 8:49am On Jan 31
yinkeys:

1st position group winners in this tournament are all going home next
Semi-finals
Nigeria v South Africa
Côte d’Ivoire v Guinée
Super Eagles Pigeons are gonna crash out against Angola.
The Angola National team are one of the most formidable. They attack as a pack and defend as a pack!

FT: NGA 0: 2 ANG
Sports / Re: AFCON: Super Eagles Players Celebrate Their Win Against Cameroon (Pics/Video) by OfeAchi: 11:26pm On Jan 28
Oboto700:
You guys that were saying rubbish about this team, during the group stages should hide your head in shame.. shame to you all.
Super Crows would not reach finals. They do not possess the quality of a finalist.

The upcoming game against Angola would end goalless after 120 minutes. Nigerian team would get knocked out via shootouts.

Stake minimum of 5k.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by OfeAchi: 8:40pm On Jan 22
Angelfrost:


Nah... We defended massively, but had quick counterattacks which served us well.

This current squad can't even counter.

Are we gonna defend and bore stronger teams into submission from knockout to final?!!

Is that supposed to be the mentality of people intending to win such an important trophy?!!

This is disappointing tbh.
I think you are getting it all wrong. Nigeria is not in this tournament to win the trophy. The goal is to reach quarter finals. And we are still on track.
Autos / Re: ##ABUJA CHEAP CARS....(within 3.8m -1.5m). √√Drop Your Orders!!! by OfeAchi: 7:51pm On Jan 17
austinceasar:


Any ride??...even if nah 2006 corolla??
yes

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