₦airaland Forum

Sonnobax15:

Na inside this life heaven dey...

Mehnnn,see money wey only one person wan receive . E just be like say some people just escort other people come this life, just to watch Dem as Dem dey flex and enjoy their lives..

Life just too dey unfair to some of us

Life is unfair, you say?
Do you know how much hard work and sleepless nights Musk had to endure to get to this level? His wealth isn't accidental. He burnt the midnight candle, invested in himself and some early startups. Imagine being in control of several profitable companies.

I want to be a pastor. With a steady income from my sheepeles and a generous supply of kpekus. My eyes would constantly be on the look out for new babes to enrol on my choir ministry.

Kobicove:
I don't even understand why we like mocking singles every chance we get in this country?

Go and acquire a woman, bro. Singlehood is not a nice place to be. You need a steady and unadulterated female to keep you company and lighten up your mood. The reason why most netizens are bitter is because they do not have anyone to call their own...especially those tribalists and ethnic b!gots, here on Nairaland.

Ilefoaye:
I no sabi check name oooooo

No need to check names. The culprit is the usual suspects from the land of the rising sun in Oduduwaland.
His name is Adekunle Chisom Gabriel. From the SouthWestern Part.

RollinTNDA:
He is referring to those group of people that use toilet broom to cook ewedu

Please throw more light on this set of people.
Are they Nigerians? Why would anyone use a toilet broom to stir food meant for consumption? Yikes! This is totally disgusting to say the least.
What do they call the food?

ayoncox:
How many of your family members have you assisted like this, have you spent such amount of money on your parents just asking to confirm something

I have done more than trips for my family members. I don't need to elicit all my numerous generosities here. Neither do I seek praise or validation.
For you as a guy, I encourage you to show compassion to these ladies...if it is within your capacity.

franchasng:
Dubai is too far.

Before you allow a guy sponsor your trip from Lagos Mainland to Lagos Island, be prepared to also offer him something in return, talk more of Nigeria to Dubai.


I don't know who told our young ladies that you can get things for free from guys just because you are a lady, such reasoning is absurd.


The only people you should expect favors from for free are your blood relatives like your siblings, cousin, nieces, nephews, Aunts and Uncles. Outside your blood relatives, always have it at the back of your mind that there is no free thing in Freetown

What a warped up mindset.
Can't a guy sponsor a trip with no strings attached?

I once sponsored a trip for a lady back to Nigeria from Russia. I didn't ask for nothing in return.

Who is the father of the child?
You immoral celebrities have gravely desecrated the sanctity of matrimony and childbearing.

That baby needs a father figure.
The fact that you chose to mother a child without a father, places you onthe same pedestal as the LGBTV community.

PDP is dead and gone.

If I were a Bode George or Jonathan, I would collapse PDP structures into the LP and merger with ADC.

Why do they need to do a white wedding?
Isn't their union already sealed?

Waste of funds if you ask me. It's better to pump those funds into the Nigerian economy to boost revenues.

SultanOfPuna:
Till this day
I think I'm the only one in my age group that has NEVER paid for sex in my life!

And I take so much pride in that.
It's not about the money. I have it
It's my life principle when it comes to s*x

When it happens naturally
It's far juicier and creamier and real

And I have knacked scatter because I already have a house where it goes down.
I just can't imagine myself paying for Sex

It feels too odd for me

Blah blah blah!

More reasons why the trophy should have gone to Barcelona. They are more worthy champions than amateur PSG.

Claire2023:
Imagine the level of inhumanity, recklessness and impunity under this administration.
I am so ashamed right now

. They deserve it.
All these roadside hawkers and sellers are notorious for denigrating the environment. Imprison anyone who flaunts the order.

Cleanliness and sanity must be brought back to Edo.

Edo is not Lagos!

Trueigbo:
Chelsea Abeg naaa

No UCL for Chelsea. They are a mid-team in my books.

I want Mautd to go home with no trophies...Tottenham owns UEL 2025

Sonnobax15:

Nigerian bannies go dey think say na charm she dey use for Moses,but whereas nothing like such

Moses must have found what no Nigerian banny has got in this wife

I tap from his kind of blessings like seriously

Palm wine tapper!
If you like, don't stop patronising olosho joints.

Both Bliss and his wife married as virgins.

ProudlyLagos:
helinues, the name that have caused so much pain and anguish in the obidence camp……..na man you be more fire to your cylinder bro I just love to see this trolls cry and wail on every thread at the mention of your name

Proudly an indigene of no man's land.

I want United to lose woefully.

Happy Birthday my sweet heart.

I once dated Chioma (I was her rebound guy) during her short fracas with Davido. We were 200L students at the university then.

Her punnay is tight and sweet!

pussygotlips:
So ?

He milked Wizkid dry. Took out all the good songs in him.

That's why today, all Wizkid's songs are trashH!

What a shiitty formation!

I hate this Liverpool team for trying to steal the EPL from Man City.

Liverpool 1 - 3 Tottenham

Ugochekwas:
Work over

Walk-over for Nott Forest.

City is the trashiest team this season.

Nott Forest 2 - 0 Mancity

Why is the present Government vehemently pushing anti-citizen initiatives? If WhatsApp decides to halt its activities in Nigeria due to these hefty fines, many businesses will bear the brunt!
Over 90% of my clientele are sourced from WhatsApp.