garfield1:


The stake is 5much.just help me with a little there make I follow stake

I'm in pains.
I can't breath!


How much is a bottle of sniper in your area?

Leceister would lose this game. Carry Chelshit straight win!

Iheanacho to get 3 months injury!

IMAliyu:

Actually it is not possible to get your prick hard in micro gravity..

As no gravity to help blood to flow there.

Not unless they've found a way to make it possible.

The same way they can pass urine in space, is the same way blood flow to pricck

superCleanworks:


Seriously... This is the first thing that came to your mind.

what would come into your mind if your stay with a hot-sexy actress in a container for 2 months?

They will fvcck each other in space

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osazsky:
keep protesting..nobody asked u to protest..protest till enternity no one cares to fa the premiership ends in two weeks..protest today and on monday u will play 2 games one in the morning the other in the evening..liverpool pls do the needfull..some ignorance fans where complaing that ole fielded a weak team against liechester..for a prob u caused by yourself wat do u want ole to do

2 games. morning and evening

jogojogo:
I have used and assessed not lsess than 50 trading bot. I am yet to get a good one. You will eventually lost your fund on the long run
Its possible to have some viable ones around but I am yet to see. I will advise you don't invest heavily please.
Go light first

Thanks. I appreciate

I didn't check the name. I just read through.
It was when I got to the picture and saw the cone shape of his head, that I knew he was from the ewedu sipping family.

Their grand patron is a brown teeth weed smoker, whom prophecy reveals would become the next president of the Nigerians.

None of my business anyways... I'm currently in Seychelles and hope to make my stay here a permanent one!

Rahkman:
I wonder how Iheanacho fûcks this smelly pussy

Dude, Tacha don baff up. With the money and fame she got, she sought medical solution to her problems. Now her body odour is gone.
As a matter of fact, her kpekus is odourless and tighter.

How do I know all these you may ask? Well, my wife is a bestie to Tacha and they don't keep secrets. In fact, Tacha confirmed that senior man Kels is a fan of skin-diving.
Expect a baby bump new soon.

Congrats Mancity. The greatest.
Now prepare to cry at Istanbul

If she has been coming to your apartment and spending time, and has refused your advances, then I suggest you try a technique I call; The Ending Man technique.
What's this technique? It's simple. Stand on the doorway when she's about leaving and provide your erect manhoood! (note, your peniss must be very very erect!)
When she sees this, it would activate an enzymous hormone in her that would make her agree to your advances.

This technique has been proven to have a success rate of 91.23%.

Good Day Nairalanders,
I have been following a forex signal group for sometime now and been using the signals (not frequent usage)
So I was made to understand that the robot or trading software would give me daily signals if I pay a subscription fee.
My Question: How profitable are these signals or robots/software?
On average, how much percentage interest can I rake in on a monthly?

I need input from gurus and users with experience please. As I want to invest some serious funds so that I'll have enough money to relocate in a year's time.
Thank you for inputs

The BEST way to celebrate them is by resigning from the presidency, alongside your boss.
Let someone like kwankwaso and peter obi take up the reigns of affairs.

Premium tears about to shed in London

Mancity would win today if and only if Guardiola deploys same formation and same players he used last week.
If Sterling is in this lineup, Forget It! Mancity would Loose!

He loves watching the SIMPSONS.
Just give him one year and the oyibo would suck him dry and divorce his sorry ass.
He should have proposed to Genevieve or Rita Dominic...our eligible Nigerian ladies. They would worship him all days of his life!

She is right to curse them. Her members are totally selfish.
I mean if she gave them when they were needy, they should also reciprocate.
I would advice her to suspend her members and keep the few faithful ones.

tunnex190:
This OP no get sense, no offense. I wish I had someone in my life to tell me what the outcome would be if I didn't heed the advice, maybe our life would have been better than this. You have this type of person in your life and you are posting rubbish here.

Bro, wake up. Consult her for any decision you want to make before you finally ruin your own life. She is your wife for crying out loud. My little cent.

I was the one who made the decision to study computer science, become first class graduate, get my Msc, land my first job, achieve certifications, etc.
Na me dey teach her computer. Na me dey write her CV.
Why should I consult her for decisions? It's not like she's a professor of life studies. I'm even 7 years older than her!

udoka55555:
Oga we are having the same problem ..

My wife gives me nice advice and anytime I chose to behave like a man of my own and go ahead with my decisions, things go badly for me.

I consult in all I do and listens to her advice, but most times it's not easy .....sometimes if feels as if she doesn't understand what I need before rejecting my decisions...ít makes me mad and I always feel like strangling her....but I have learn to keep my cool and love her for who she is....

I don't believe she is an ogbanje....I just believe she is wiser than me and have better decision making skills ...... So I àccept her decisions most time.. éven if I reject it in her presence, I will still pick it up at her back.... And if I don't, it won't even take up to two weeks and the bad result will tell....

Your true woman should be wiser than you.... remember eve became wise before adam.

See bro I get this. But she is not God!
I find it difficult taking her advice for this two major reasons:
1. I'm first class graduate with Msc. But she is just OND holder (I'm the one pushing her to go higher in education. she doesn't know book) How can she be wiser than me?
2. I'm scared of always following her advice because it may lead me to become a "sissy" in marriage. People could now term her as the head of family since she makes all decisions. My right as a man could be reduced to nothing. (I cringe at the thought of being controlled by my wife!)

AsherAmari:
Stop deceiving yourself. You don't believe in voodoo mumbo jumbo yet you believe she carries some luck that will turn you to a millionaire. You believe she has some super power to control your destiny and manipulate your life.

Look, it's either it's all in your head or it's just a coincidence. No one has the key to your success except God.
If you believe someone can manipulate your life, then it will be so. It's all about your beliefs.

Maybe you should stop telling her anything you want to do and see if it Will still flop or not. You also need to drop that belief that she's the one behind your misfortune. Free your heart and go back to how you were doing your things before you met her.

Thank you sir.
From now onwards I will try keep any decision to myself.

Winneygirl:
I think you are the ogbanje.
All your bad decisions that end in you losing money affects her because that is less income to run the household.
You want to take a loan to buy a car. She said instead of taking a loan, save for a car for a year or two and buy the car. This is what you term bad advice.
You must be an ogbanje.

Two years is a long time to trek under hot sun!

Mutemenot:
If this is a true story, then she should be the one rejecting you for your ignorance ...Investing in crypto, renting apartment with friend etc 're useless decisions

A friend of mine invested crypto same period and made X100 of his investment. He's a millionaire now. Besides, before I met her I lived in a shared apartment with friends.

HONESTFACT101:
if your mind solely believes that the woman in your life brings you much luck to the extent of warning you when a business is bound to miscarry then I have one question for you.

Why are you bound on threading the paths of the unknown when what you seek is already before you

I know it may make you feel less manly but it doesn't seem like she is the one bringing the business ideas and neither does she disapprove all your business plans......signing out

A man must be in control of his life!
Before I found her, I was doing ok with my life.
She even suspects some of our neighbours as being diabolical and thus rejects any gifts/money from them. Even rejected money and drinks from them during my daughter's birthday!

Bola146:
Hummmm... Thinking she is the source is too bad! Did she begged you to marry her? Didn't you pray or see it before you married her? You better face your wahala squarely. Fast and pray together, let the love of God dwell in your thinking

The moment I prayed about her, I began to have doubts in me on why I shouldn't marry her. Besides a minister friend of mine told me that I'm not supposed to pray to God for a wife since I'm not a pastor/minister. He says we simply make our choice of wife and God blesses the marriage.

BACKGROUND:

I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)

Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.

I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?

A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).

Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!

MARRIAGE
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.

Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.

I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!

.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.

Able readers, is my final decision a good one?

Simplyleo:
God bless the jagaban
God bless PYO
God bless Lagos state

Those people:

The real educated and focused ones among them will be searching for opportunities either through direct employment or otherwise to benefit from this project.

The useless illiterates and criminals among them will log in to their useless handles on social media and start insulting Tinubu from sunset to sunrise on daily basis.

Fake story from a fake life blogger

They are all Afonjezzys. I didn't have to check names. They are always dragging their country to the muds.
They are all formatters, just like their big uncle who lives in Bourdillon.
EFCC please smoke them out.

There is a compound on my street swarming with these illicit bombers. I'm now motivated to send a tip-off to EFCC tomorrow.