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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 18th January 2023 by OfeAchi: 8:10pm On Jan 18, 2023
ManUtd is winning 3 to nil
Education › Re: Contact Us For Help With Your NOUN Needs by OfeAchi: 5:27am On Jan 17, 2023
sameduconsult:
Hello.
I processed (or rather paid 25k) a post graduate transcript on Noun portal over a month ago. Is there a way I can track it? The numbers and emails on their site are not connecting.
Politics › Re: Tein T.S Jack Rich(con) Says No Plan To Dump APC, Says Rumours "Patent Falsehood by OfeAchi: 9:57pm On Jan 07, 2023
He will join Labour party in the end...
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested In India Over Scam Advert by OfeAchi: 6:30am On Jan 04, 2023
TheChameleon:
INEC must put polling booths in brothels, prisons and baby factories.

Guess who will win with 99% of votes ?
None other than the celebrated drug baron from iragbiji.
Politics › Re: Parents Of Chibok Girls Write Buhari To Bring Back Their Daughters Before May 29 by OfeAchi: 4:45am On Jan 02, 2023
As a parent, how would you feel to see your precious teenage daughter now with 3kids from some despicable, uncircumcised urchins? I'd rather they're not found. Because I can't unsee the sight. Knowing fully well that they were horridly disvirgined by
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by OfeAchi: 8:05pm On Dec 31, 2022
Angelfrost:
It's not exactly about the league please... It's about the quality of players around the striker!

Can Haaland do these exploits in Man United, Everton, Spurs, or Chelsea?!!

Man City has a ridiculously undue advantage over almost all the teams in England in terms of squad quantity and quality... The fact that only one or two teams have been able to keep them on their toes in the last couple of years buttresses this point.
And what stops other clubs from having the same squad and quality and quantity like mancity? Funds? Manutd & Chelsea has the funds
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye's Ex-Wife, Anita Celebrates Christmas With Their Children (Photos) by OfeAchi: 5:40pm On Dec 25, 2022
Xmas without your hubby and companion, is no Xmas at all!
Quickly find a way to resolve your marital issues asap.
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo's Children, New Lover Paul O's Children Celebrate Xmas Together (Pix) by OfeAchi: 4:57pm On Dec 25, 2022
That fair son of hers would definitely end up fucking the husband's daughter.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Pastor Arrested In Zimbabwe For Allegedly Smuggling 2.33 Kg Of Cocaine by OfeAchi: 9:57pm On Dec 21, 2022
I don't trust Lagosians. They're full of crime oriented genes.
Crime › Re: Man Caught Disguising As A Woman To Get Nanny Job In Ajah (Pic/Video) by OfeAchi: 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2022
Badabada:
Times are hard, man wan survive.

The hardship of this year will be nothing to compare if we let the wrong man take power.

Pls lets vote right next year.
yap. We would vote right sir. BAT should be able to lead us into the promised land.
Sports › Re: England Vs France: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (1 - 2) On 10th Dec 2022 by OfeAchi: 5:05pm On Dec 11, 2022
flexyrule:
Did you see them beating Portugal?
good question
Sports › Re: Morocco Vs Portugal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 10th December 2022 by OfeAchi: 5:38pm On Dec 10, 2022
Centurion101:
Inside the last 20 minutes guys , today will be special if Morrocco wins
Morocco is winning this. Ain't nothing Portugal or the second GOAT can do about it!
Politics › Re: Aminu Mohammed: Student Who Criticised Aisha Buhari Regains Freedom by OfeAchi: 7:07am On Dec 03, 2022
The boy is malnourished...
A gift of 500k from Aisha's largesse would comfortably make this guy robust...
Shame on The Buharis
Politics › Re: The Experience 17: Peter Obi Recognized At The Experience 2022 Lagos (video) by OfeAchi: 7:02am On Dec 03, 2022
I hope they all have their PVC....
During election day only 25% of these would vote...
Whereas, the urchins has a 91.22% voter's turnout.

I'm afraid for PO
Education › Re: UNN Increases School Fees By 100%, As #JusticeForUNNstudents Trends by OfeAchi: 8:21am On Dec 02, 2022
Commendable development. Let the students who have been crying out for poor learning conditions contribute to the cause.
Compare this fees to what is obtainable from other government owned universities abroad, you would find out it's just peanuts..
Phones › Re: Twitter Adds ‘Official’ Label To High-Profile Accounts by OfeAchi: 8:07pm On Nov 24, 2022
Still servicing same purpose as original blue tick.
In the nearest future, everyone would desire this 'official badge' and that would lead us to the protocols bordering around the original blue.
I'm the end, Elon would ask companies to pay up for the official badge'...
Romance › How Long Shall He Woo A Lady? by OfeAchi(op): 4:53am On Nov 24, 2022
I bumped into a lady that I had interests in some time ago. Actually I did woo her repeatedly some years back. She never gave her express approval!
We had a lengthy conversation yesterday, catching up on old times. She is in her thirties now and still not married, not even in a relationship actually. I on the other hand, have a partner.
Her defence was that I did not give her more time during my wooing of her. She said she was trying to 'sort things' out those years back, and that I should have continued asking her out until she accepted.

So I ask, how long shall a man continually chase after a lady before he gives up? 1year, 3years, 7years?
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Japan: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (1 - 2) by OfeAchi: 4:18pm On Nov 23, 2022
Reference:
Year of the Underdog?
Not in Ghana case.
Portugal is gonna rape them without protection tongue
Family › Re: Her Husband Told Her To Pack by OfeAchi: 2:34pm On Nov 21, 2022
2dice01:
You want to know how much he earn so you can dictate how he spend his money grin
You cant dictate in his house

Like he said
If the marriage don tire you
You are free to go
mtcheew...
I wish I were the husband. Right there and then, I would throw her outta my house. What rubbish!
I married you with my money, I take care of you and you wanna tell me how to spend my hand earned money? angry

That's why I encourage my friends not to marry 9ja ladies
Politics › Re: Obi’s Endorsement: I Won’t Hold Any Meetings With Tinubu, Atiku – Ayo Adebanjo by OfeAchi: 7:11pm On Nov 20, 2022
Seeking Tinubus brown envelope as usual
Politics › Re: U.S. Repatriates Another $20.6 Million Abacha Loot by OfeAchi: 5:44pm On Nov 18, 2022
Abacha loves his offsprings....sending money from the great beyond is no easy feat
Jobs/Vacancies › Job In Maiduguri: Do I Accept? by OfeAchi(op): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2021
A lady friend of mine recently got a job offer with a multinational in Maiduguri. It comes with accommodation and take home is around 700k.
I advised her to decline the offer because from the news, those areas are hostile and there's a 75.65% chance a bandit would raape her or 80% chance she could be hit by a bomb.
She finally declined the offer and thanked me for saving her life.
I hope I did the right thing?
Crime › Re: Islamic Cleric, Tunde Olayiwola Slumps, Dies In Police Custody by OfeAchi: 6:48pm On Dec 26, 2021
Me thinks the price of a human skull should be scaled up to 100k. If that is done these guys won't get depressed and heart attacks.
How can kidney cost 1.2million while head (the source of power) cost a paltry amount?
Celebrities › Re: Emma Nyra 'Collapses' As Family Gifts Her A Range Rover For Christmas (Video) by OfeAchi: 9:17pm On Dec 25, 2021
Paxxcarl:
See fresh barbecue laps
The hole between them is being drilled by the 'real' buyer of the ride.
Romance › Re: Young Men These Days Are Morally Decayed And Lousy by OfeAchi: 10:28am On Dec 25, 2021
BigDick70inch:
Kinda funny tho......

But.....u sef was feeling yourself and happy within when the first guy referred to u as virgin righthuh

If truly u r.......u shouldn’t have allow the pussy wide pass gutter get to u nah.......
vaginarians don't like to hear truth. Check her p.hole and measure the diameter, you would shout cheesy
Food › Re: How To Make Ofe Nsala (white Soup) by OfeAchi: 9:48pm On Aug 23, 2021
Man shall not live by food alone.
The world would end in 3, 2,1.,..soon enough.
Rapture would take place and all evil men shall see hell furnace.
@pastor Righteousness, I hope I have spoken your mind.

Btw, it's been over 2000years we have been hearing this soon, soon, soon. angry
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Oniru-Demuren's Bikini Body On Vacation With Her Family (Photos) by OfeAchi: 8:31am On Aug 19, 2021
angry
Is she actually married?
Should a married woman advertise her goods in public? Unless of course, there is a client out there she's codedly trying to reach.
Anyways, it's none of my business. I've got charts to analyze.
Business › Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by OfeAchi: 8:25am On Aug 18, 2021
jchioma:
Why do I have a feeling you are lying? If you had lots of money from crypto coins, and bought a brand new 2020 Highlander, what are you still doing, living in the same compound room?
it's a 2 bedroom apartment. Furthermore, as a prudent man I won't move from this apartment until my building construction is completed.
Or do you expect me to rent an apartment of 10million per annum on the island?
PSS... I bought a brand new car so I won't have to change cars in the next 5 to 6 years tongue
Business › Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by OfeAchi: 10:34pm On Aug 17, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Troll cheesy

Aren't you a married man again
of course I am a married man. Where did I state otherwise?
Business › Re: Did The Attitude Of People Towards You Change When You Became Rich? by OfeAchi: 9:46pm On Aug 17, 2021
Of course it did change.
I remember last year when I had no car and was constantly trekking from Gbagada to Alausa. Nobody send me. Nobody greets me. I have two female youth corpers living in same compound with me but they treat me like a leper. cry
However, as the universe favoured me and I made millions of money from crypto coins, I bought a brand new 2020 Highlander. If you see they way people worship me now sad shocked
Can you believe these corper girls now compete on who would cook soups and stews for me ?? It's very funny. cheesy
To cut long story short, I have been able to diick these girls on several occasions...
Now my pastor wife is in the habit checking up on me regularly... (This was after I made a generous donation to their ministry)
Fashion › Re: Hisbah: Use Headless Mannequins To Advertise, Cover Their Breast, Bottom Shapes by OfeAchi: 6:53pm On Aug 16, 2021
I don't understand these guys. angry
See what Islam has caused to the psych of these people.
Islamabad!
Career › Re: Is Data Analytics A Promising Career Path? by OfeAchi: 10:40am On Aug 16, 2021
Look for a good rich husband and marry.
I can recommend some well to do Igbo guys for you.
Forget, all these feminists. A woman without a man to take care of her is not worth living.
3 of my sisters are sit at home mothers, taking in millions in savings form their wealthy husbands. Leave Data Analysis for the guys!

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